• Jerry as Doug Funnie
  • Frank as Roger Klotz
  • Linda as Patti Mayonnaise
  • Porkchop (from Doug) as Himself
  • Thomas as Skeeter Valentine
  • Tommy Pickles (from Rugrats) as Dale Valentine
  • Randy Marsh (from South Park) as Lamar Bone
  • Mimmi as Beebe Bluff
  • Edna Krabappel (from Simpsons) as Mrs. Wingo
  • Liane Cartman (from South Park) as Day Care Teacher
  • Sheila Broflovski (from South Park) as Woman 1
  • Alice Mitchell (from Dennis the Menace) as Woman 2
  • Mrs. Tubby Bear (from Noddy's Toyland Adventures) as Nurse
  • Big Bob Pataki (from Hey Arnold!) as Photographer

Voice Cast

  • Billy West - Jerry and Frank
  • Constance Shulman - Linda
  • Fred Newman - Porkchop, Thomas, Tommy Pickles and Photographer
  • Doug Preis - Randy Marsh
  • Alice Playten - Mimmi
  • Doris Belack - Edna Krabappel and Nurse
  • Becca Lish - Day Care Teacher, Woman 1 and 2


  • Jerry: Whatever happened to Big Nose?
  • Jerry: Let's see. If A equals how my big nose is now and B is the rate it grows per year, then by the time I finish college.
  • Thomas: Whoa, a nose with a college degree. Cool man.
  • Mrs. Cartman: Your brother said the word cool ten times today. And he said the word man six times.
  • Thomas: Cool, man!
  • Tommy: Hiya, big nose! Big nose, big nose!
  • Frank: Smart little brother, you got there. Isn't that right, Mr. Schnoz?!
  • Frank: I have an idea for you. Why don't you get two pictures taken: one for you, and on for that nose of yours!
  • Linda: Your nose poked my eye out, Jerry! Call an ambulance! Help! Ow!
  • Thomas: Hey, Jerry. I just had my picture taken. And you know what's really cool? I can still see the little spots under my eyes. I'm gonna miss 'em when their gone.
  • Mimmi: So, Linda, how do you think your picture came out?
  • Linda: Who knows?
  • Jerry: Knows, see, their making fun of me!
  • Thomas: Huh?
  • Mimmi: And that girl in front of me, she was so nosy!
  • Jerry: See, they did it again!
  • Thomas: Did what, man?
  • Linda: I think some people should just keep their big noses out of other people's business.
  • Jerry: Big nose, did you hear that?
  • Thomas: Hey, don't get your nose bent out of shape.
  • Jerry: That's it, I'm outta here!
  • Randy: Absolutely last call for picture takes. That means you, Jerry!
  • Jerry: I think I'm sick.
  • Mrs. Tubby Bear: What's your story?
  • Jerry: I have.. uh.. Turkey pox?
  • Mrs. Tubby Bear: You'e the fourth kid today to pull that one on me. Try again, Mister.
  • Jerry: Uh, the Kangaroo Flu?
  • Mrs. Tubby Bear: Nooooooo..
  • Jerry: I had an allergic reaction to beets?
  • Jerry: I think I'll go get my picture taken now?
  • Mrs. Tubby Bear: Bingo!
  • Tommy: Big nose!

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