A Bad Day For Hamm is the sixth episode of the fourth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the eighty-fourth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, A Bad Day For Sir Handel.


  • Big Macintosh as Gordon
  • Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel
  • Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (does not speak)
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (does not speak)
  • Spike as Thomas (cameo)
  • Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)


Narrator: "Woody and Buzz Lightyear work on the land that weaves around lakes and play rooms. Their fillies have many visitors, and the toys are proud to run the path, come rain or shine.

The toys will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily.

Their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them."

Woody and Buzz Lightyear's Drivers: "There's more than enough work for both of you on this land. The manager is sending two more toys to help us run the path."

Narrator: "Woody and Buzz Lightyear were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new toys a big welcome.

When Hamm and Rex arrived, they found that they had much to learn."

Hamm: "What a small room."

Narrator: "Grunted Hamm."

Hamm: "This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack."

Rex: "I think it's nice."

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Hamm: "Humph."

Narrator: "Replied Hamm."

Hamm: "What's that rubbish?"

Rex: "Shh. "

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Rex: "That's Woody. He's famous."

Narrator: "And then he whispered to Woody."

Rex: "I'm sorry, Woody, Hamm is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.

Narrator: "Woody felt sorry for Rex."

Hamm's Fireman: "Now, Hamm,"

Narrator: "Said the fireman"

Hamm's Fireman: "I will get you ready for work."

Hamm: "I'm tired! Let Rex go; he'd love it!"

Hamm's Fireman: "No, you're first!"

Narrator: "Hamm puffed away to fetch his fillies. He didn't like the look of them at all."

Hamm: "What ever next? Those aren't fillies, they're calves!"

Fillies: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Screamed the Fillies."

Fillies: "What a horrid toy!"

Hamm: "It's not what I'm used to."

Narrator: "Clanked Hamm.

He rolled to the platform just as Big Macintosh arrived."

Hamm: "Hello, who are you?"

Big Macintosh: "I'm Big Mac. Who are you?"

Hamm: "I'm Hamm. I've heard of you. You're a leader. So am I, but I'm used to new fillies, not these calves! Do you have new buffaloes? I see you do."

Big Macintosh: "We must have a chat."

Hamm: "Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time, you know."

Narrator: "Big Mac was speechless!

Clouds of steam filled the air as Hamm huffed and puffed along the road.

He was still cross when they reached the top station. Hamm was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise."

Hamm's Driver: "We'll leave the fillies now, and fetch some mutant toys from the quarry."

Hamm: "Mutant Toys?"

Narrator: "Snorted Hamm."

Hamm: "Mutant Toys? I won't, so there!"

Narrator: "Hamm was about to cause a great deal of trouble."

Hamm: "Told you."

Narrator: "Said Hamm.

By the time workmen came to rescue him, Hamm was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Hoity Toity. His message to Hamm was brief and blunt."

Hoity Toity: "I shall talk to you later!"

Narrator: "Then he and the fireman left with Rex. Hamm felt sillier still."

Hamm's Driver: "Come on,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Hamm's Driver: "Let's get you back onto the road."

Narrator: "When Hamm crawled home, he found Hoity Toity waiting for him."

Hoity Toity: "You're a very naughty piggy bank!

I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this room."

Narrator: "After hearing that, I'm sure Hamm will. Aren't you?"

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