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A Fresh Beat Birthday is a The Fresh Beat Band home video and a YTV Crossover made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • In this birthday themed adaptation, set after the 2013 finale, Twist The Disc Jockey, Shout The Keyboardist, Kiki The Violinist and Marina The Drummer join forces with characters from archived Saturday Morning shows like Pokemon, Hoop-a-Joop, Sonic X, Digimon, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, Flint The Time Detective, Mucha Lucha, Star Fox, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Static Shock, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Fluffy Gardens, Cardcaptors, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Randy Cunningham, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Jackie Chan Adventures, Shinzo, WarioWare Tooned, Camp Lakebottom, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Ozzy and Drix, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, X-Men Evolution, Tiny Toon Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown and Loonatics Unleashed, as they throw a fresh beat birthday party at the band's home.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From The Fresh Beat Band

  1. Twist The Disc Jockey (Jon Beavers)
  2. Shout The Keyboardist (Thomas Hobson)
  3. Kiki The Violinist (Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer)
  4. Marina The Drummer (Shayna Rose)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Digimon

  1. Tai Kamiya (Joshua Seth)
  2. Kari Kamiya (Lara Jill Miller)
  3. Angie Hinomoto (Colleen O'Shaughnessy)
  4. Marcus Damon (Quinton Flynn)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Flint The Time Detective

  1. Flint Hammerhead (R. Martin Klein)
  2. Sarah Goodman (Tifanie Christun)
  3. Tony Goodman (Brian Donovan)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

  1. Yuya Sakaki (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  2. Gong Strong (Billy Bob Thompson)
  3. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  4. Declan Akaba (Billy Bob Thompson)
  5. Sora Shiunin (Eileen Stevens)
  6. Shay Kurosaki (Matt Shipman)

From Fluffy Gardens

  1. Paolo The Cat (Kayzie Rogers)
  2. Sebastian The Kangaroo (Nathan Price)
  3. Terence The Toad (Marc Thompson)
  4. George The Mean Yellow Dog (Eric Stuart)
  5. Rex The Pig (Ted Lewis)
  6. Tooty The Elephant (Tara Jayne)
  7. Wee Reg The Puppy (Rachael Lillis)
  8. Floella The Fruitbat (Lisa Ortiz)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  3. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)
  4. Jackie Lynn Thomas (Grey DeLisle)
  5. Janna Sullivan (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  7. Ferguson McCoy (Nate Torrence)
  8. Alfonzo Lopez (Matt Chapman)
  9. Oscar Greason (Jon Heder)

From Randy Cunningham

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Boone Wiseman (Adam DeVine)
  3. Sashi Kobayashi (Tania Gunadi)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Shinzo

  1. Mushra (Tom Gibis)
  2. Sago (Steven Blum)
  3. Binka (Philece Sampler)
  4. Yakumo Tatsuro (Peggy O'Neal)
  5. Kutal (Bob Papenbrook)

From WarioWare Tooned

  1. Wario (Clancy Brown)
  2. Waluigi (Jaleel White)
  3. Jimmy T. (Phil LaMarr)
  4. Jimmy P. (Jeff Bennett)
  5. Mona (Jennifer Hale)
  6. Dribble (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  7. Spitz (Dee Bradley Baker)
  8. Kat (Lauren Tom)
  9. Ana (Britt McKillip)
  10. 9-Volt (Tara Strong)
  11. 18-Volt (Charlie Adler)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Jim Cummings)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kath Soucie)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Grey DeLisle)
  17. Young Cricket (Jason Marsden)
  18. Master Mantis (James Sie)

From Camp Lakebottom

  1. McGee (Scott McCord)
  2. Suzi (Bryn McAuley)
  3. Squirt (Darren Frost)
  4. Gretchen (Melissa Altro)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From Ozzy and Drix

  1. Ozzy Jones (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Drix Koldriliff (Jeff Bennett)

From Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

  1. Jason Lee Scott (Austin St. John)
  2. Zack Taylor (Walter Emanuel Jones)
  3. Trini Kwan (Thuy Trang)
  4. Kimberly Hart (Amy Jo Johnson)
  5. Billy Cranston (David Yost)
  6. Tommy Oliver (Jason David Frank)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

Thomas Stories

  1. James Learns A Lesson
  2. James and The Trouble With Trees
  3. James and The Red Balloon
  4. James and The Queen of Sodor

Songs In The Fresh Beat Karaoke Hosted by Kermit The Frog

  1. To Be A Master (sung by Ash Ketchum and Mary)
  2. Backstreet's Back (sung by Rikochet and The Flea)
  3. Breakaway (sung by Mel Blake)
  4. Me and My Teddy (sung by Chelsea Mihara)
  5. Wind It Up (sung by Kimiko Tohomiko)
  6. Rock This Town (sung by Tooty The Elephant)
  7. Night Drive (sung by Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi)
  8. Material Girl (sung by Binka)
  9. Poker Face (sung by Penny Crygor)
  10. Riding Dirty (sung by Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley)
  11. Velvet (sung by Tristan Taylor)
  12. On The Floor (sung by Hope Roberts featuring Penn Zero)

Trivia

  • This is the first Fresh Beat Home Video.
  • Kimiko wears her Master Monk Guan outfit.
  • The Fresh Beat Band debut.
  • The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers make a return appearance.
  • The Time Detectives also return.
  • No new songs available.

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the 1994-1997 Hanna Barbera All-Stars Action logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 2007 HiT Entertainment logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the Fresh Beat Band theme song)
  • Band: On Guitar...
  • Kiki: KIKI!
  • Band: On keyboard...
  • Shout: SHOUT!
  • Band: On drums...
  • Marina: MARINA!
  • Band: And the real MC...
  • Twist: TTTTTwist, in the house.
  • Band: Get on up, clap your hands. Wait till you hear the Fresh Beat Band. Dance and move to our song. Join our band and play along. Hear the beat, Fresh Beat. Feel the beat, Fresh Beat. La, la, la, la, la, la la. (fresh) La, la, la, la, la, la, la. (fresh beat) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaa. Get the beat. (get the beat) The Fresh Beat Band!
  • (We then see the YTV characters at the band's house)
  • Ash: What is this place?
  • Raimundo: It looks familiar and peculiar.
  • Mel: We're in the house of The Fresh Beat Band.
  • Meilin: That is where we're going to see them.
  • Shaggy: Like, The Fresh Beat Band are coming at any minute right now.
  • Ash: And they're having a fresh beat blast.
  • Lexi: That's right, Ash.
  • Ash: Huh?
  • Lexi: Babs and I are sure to meet The Fresh Beat Band.
  • Ash: All right!
  • Mary: Look, big brother, here they come now.
  • (The Fresh Beat Band arrive)
  • The Fresh Beat Band: Hi, everybody!
  • Sakura: Hello there, Fresh Beats!
  • Madison: It's an honor to see you.
  • Brock: (blushing sightly) Ah, Kiki and Marina.
  • Kiki and Marina: Brock?
  • Brock: (proposing to both of them) I knew you'd count on me. Can i double date you?
  • Kiki: Yes we know, Brock.
  • Marina: But we...
  • (Kaiba pulls Brock aside by grabbing his back)
  • Brock: Hey, not the back!
  • Kaiba: Don't embarrass me, Brock. It's dangerous to propose to girls who don't care.
  • Brock: Maybe not.
  • (Judy and Ororo sigh deeply)
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Happy birthday, Fresh Beats.
  • Rikochet: It's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Flea: The Flea is so happy to see you.
  • Mona: We're just about to start our Fresh Beat birthday.
  • Penny: Can you guys join in?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sure thing.
  • Virgil: Finally.
  • Richie: They're in.
  • Alex: We're sure to win.
  • Peter: Did James get into trouble?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Peter. He got into trouble with the coaches. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James Learns A Lesson starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was enjoying his life on the Island of Sodor, but he still had a lot to learn.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're a special mixed traffic engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You can pull coaches or freight cars quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James knew what Sir Topham Hatt meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day.
  • Edward: Be careful with the coaches, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said kind little Edward.
  • Edward: They don't like being bumped.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to admire James.
  • James: I'm really a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought and suddenly let off steam.
  • James: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A shower of water fell on Sir Topham's nice new top hat. Just then, the conductor blew his whistle and James thought they had better go.
  • James: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed to Edward.
  • Edward: Don't push, don't push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. The coaches were grumbling too.
  • Coaches: Don't go so fast, don't go so fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But James wouldn't listen. When at last they stopped at the next station two coaches were beyond the platform. They have to go back to let the passengers out. But no one seems to know about Sir Topham's new hat so James felt happier. Presently they came to the station where Thomas was waiting with his two coaches.
  • Thomas: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Feeling better? That's good. Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go. I don't know what Sir Topham Hatt to do without me to run this branch line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he puffed off importantly. Edward and James passed the field where James has had his accident. The fences were mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. James was still wondering what Sir Topham would have to say about his new hat. Next morning, he spoke severly to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you can't behave, I shall take away your red coat and have you painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like that at all. He was very rough with the grumbling coaches as he brought them to the platform.
  • James: Don't talk, come on! Gordon never fetch his own coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought to himself.
  • James: And he's only painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: To make James even more cross, this time no one came near him.
  • James: I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • James: They thought Gordon is the only engine who can pull coaches. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James.
  • Coaches: You're going too fast, you're going to fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the coaches. James laughed and tried to go faster, but the coaches wouldn't let him.
  • Coaches: We're going to stop, we're going to stop!
  • James: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James asked his driver.
  • Driver: The brakes were on, leak in the pipe most likey. You banged the coaches enough to make a leak in anything.
  • Conductor: How should we mend it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the driver.
  • Conductor: Well, where's the bootlace coming from?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: Ask the passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Conductor: You have a leather bootlace there.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Conductor to a smartly dressed man.
  • Conductor: Please give it to me.
  • Man: I won't.
  • Conductor: Then I'm afraid the train will just stop where it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The passengers all said what a bad railway it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his laces over. The driver tied a pad of newspapers tightly round the hole in the brake pipe, and James was able to pull the train. But he was a sadder and wiser James, and took care never to bump coaches again.
  • (James Learns A Lesson ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James got into trouble with the coaches.
  • Jade: Man, he'd never learned it since.
  • Buena Girl: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Janna: We're going to have a Fresh Beat Karaoke!
  • Hope: Can we do it right now?
  • Twist: Sure you will.
  • All the YTV characters: Thanks a lot.
  • (Soon the birthday Karaoke begins)
  • Kermit: Welcome to the annual Fresh Beat Karaoke.
  • Evy: Isn't it lovely to have us watch.
  • Rick: Yep.
  • Kermit: Let's hear it for Ash and Mary. They're leading off with To Be A Master.
  • (The Crowd cheers in joy as Ash and Mary sing To Be A Master)
  • Ash and Mary: Go! Go! Whoo! So you want to be a Pokémon Master? I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon). 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon... Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
  • (To Be A Master ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Mary: All right!
  • Kermit: Our next song is called Backstreet's Back. Sung by Rikochet and The Flea.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Rikochet and Flea sing Backstreet's Back)
  • Rikochet and Flea: Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, we're back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be music, we'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Backstreet's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Backstreet's back, alright.
  • (Backstreet's Back ends)
  • Rikochet: We finally made it!
  • Flea: The Flea is glad to help!
  • Star: (kisses Rikochet on the cheek) Surprise, surprise.
  • Rikochet: (blushing) Ah, Star. She's my girl.
  • Kermit: Our third song is called Breakaway. It is sung by Mel Blake!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel sing Breakaway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: Yes! I did it!
  • Kermit: Our fourth song is a Barney classic: Me and My Teddy. It is sung by Chelsea Mihara.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Chelsea sings Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: (hugging Mr. Lovable tightly) We sure did it, Mr. Lovable.
  • (At that moment, Gonger hits the gong at full force)
  • Gonger: Story break!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Keep that sound down, Gonger!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Relax. It's James' next adventure.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's about his encounter with a tree.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
  • Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Thomas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say i look silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
  • James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says i'm the pride of the line and...
  • Henry: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
  • Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Percy: It's been like this all day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
  • Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • James: I rather not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
  • James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
  • (Crash)
  • James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
  • Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
  • James: If i came upon a tree i just push it aside.
  • Henry: Really!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
  • James: Make way for an important engine.
  • Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
  • James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Adviced Terence.
  • James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: But, sir, i've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a dificult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • James: Oh help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: Go away!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • James' Driver: It's Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrased and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
  • James: So am i.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
  • James: As ready as i'll ever be.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
  • James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
  • Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
  • (James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So it's easy to have trees get protected.
  • Mr. Conductors 1 and 3: Wow.
  • Kermit: Our fifth song is what I Call Wind It Up. Sung by Kimiko Tohomiko!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Kimiko sings Wind It Up)
  • Kimiko: High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends)
  • Kimiko: All right! I made it!
  • Mikey: (when he arrives) Kimiko, where have you been?
  • Kimiko: Hey, Mikey. It's a pleasure.
  • Mikey: Wow, you've sang it well. Congratulations.
  • Kimiko: Why thanks.
  • Kermit: Our sixth song is called Rock This Town. It is sung by Tooty The Elephant!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tooty sings Rock This Town)
  • Tooty: Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right Well-ell, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two Mama don't know what I got in store for you But that's all right, 'cause we're looking as cool as can be Well, we found a little place that really didn't look half bad I had a whiskey on the rocks, and changed half a dollar for the jukebox Well-ell, I put a quarter right into that can, but all they played was disco, man Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out (Rock it, rock right in!) (Whoa!) (Whoo!) (Oh my god) Whoo! Well, we're having a ball just a-bopping on the big dance floor Well, there's a real square cat, he looks a 1974 Well-ell, he looked at me once, he looked at me twice Look at me again and there's a-gonna be fight We're gonna rock this town We're gonna rip this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out Whoo!
  • (Rock This Town ends)
  • Tooty: Yes! I did it!
  • Scoopy: Tooty, congratulations!
  • Tooty: Scoopy the Pink Rabbit!
  • Scoopy: As a reward, here's a kiss.
  • (Scoopy kisses Tooty on his cheek)
  • Tooty: (blushing red) Thank you.
  • Kermit: Our seventh song is Night Drive. Sung by Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Fox and Falco sing Night Drive)
  • Fox and Falco: I know you so better than the city in the rear view I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night I'll stay strong I'm pushing on the pedal till I break dawn So I'm gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night All of the things that you knew that I'd try All of the things that I held inside All I gotta do is drive Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night you wrecked my life so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
  • (Night Drive ends)
  • Fox: We made it!
  • Falco: We're sure Abby and Nell will hear about this.
  • Kermit: Our eighth song is Madonna's Material Girl. Sung by Binka herself!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Binka sings Material Girl)
  • Binka: (singing) Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me. I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away. They can beg and they can plead, But they can't see the light, that's right. 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mister Right, 'cause we are. Living in a material world. And I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world. And I am a material girl. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance. That's all right with me. If they can't raise my interest then I have to let them be. Some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play. Only boys who save their pennies make my rainy day, 'cause they are Living in a material world. And I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world. And I am a material girl. Living in a material world (material), Living in a material world. Boys may come and boys may go and that's all right you see. Experience has made me rich and now they're after me, 'cause everybody's Living in a material world. And I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world. And I am a material girl. A material, a material, a material, a material world. Living in a material world (material). Living in a material world.
  • (Material Girl ends)
  • Binka: Woo! I'm the best!
  • Joe: (when he arrives) Binka, what are you doing?
  • Binka: Joe, guess what? I'm full of material days.
  • Joe: Then, congratulations.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's what he said.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Another adventure for James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You know about him and the balloon.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and James and The Red Balloon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It is summer holiday time on the Island of Sodor. Vacationers come far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the island. It is the busiest time of the year for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to Dryaw arfield.
  • Percy: Wht did you got there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Tooted Percy.
  • Thomas: A balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy: A party balloon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy excitedly.
  • Thomas: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a very special balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he chuffed away. Soon, Thomas arrived at the airfield and hot air was puffed into the balloon.
  • James: What is that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Thomas: A hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: It would take vacationers on rides around the island.
  • James: Taking vacationers on rides around the island is our job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wheeshed James jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot air balloon rose silently up into the sky.
  • James: What if the hot air balloon takes our passengers away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed James.
  • James: What would happen to us then.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This made Thomas worried. Suddenly, he wasn't so excited about the balloon. The balloon can be seen by everyone on the Island of Sodor. Duck gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Stepney.
  • Donald: Why, 'tis a floating basket with folks in it...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: Whatever would they dream up next?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas. James and Thomas were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot air balloon.
  • Thomas: If it takes our passengers away...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: They'll be no use for us engines.
  • James: Passengers should travel on trains.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • James: Not in silly balloons.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them.
  • Voice: We're out of hot air!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a voice.
  • James: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: What's happening!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Crash! Bang! Wallop! Went the balloon and landed right on top of James. He was so scared, he let out a huge burst of steam which blew the balloon up again. The balloon rose into the air once more.
  • James' Driver: Well done, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • James' Driver: Your hot air did the trick.
  • Thomas: Oh no, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: You saved the hot air balloon.
  • James: I didn't mean to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned James.
  • James: Now we're sure to take our passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wherever James went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the island. He felt he should be taking those passengers.
  • James: Rails are better than hot air any day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, James.
  • James: But now the passengers will ride in the hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're right, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But they will need a ride home in a train.
  • Mr. Condutor 2: James was delighted. Sir Topham Hatt was right. The engines were busier than ever. Taking vacationers to and from the airfield. Whenever James sees the red balloon, he whistles and toots. And sometimes when he's asleep at night, James dreams he can fly too. Just like the red balloon.
  • (James and The Red Balloon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how James got lucky with the balloon.
  • Mr. Conductors 1 and 3: That's correct.
  • Kermit: Our ninth song is what I call Poker Face, sung by Penny Crygor.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Penny sings Poker Face)
  • Penny: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (Chorus) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous (Chorus x3) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
  • (Poker Face ends)
  • Penny: Yes! I'm victorious!
  • Kermit: Our tenth song is Riding Dirty, sung by Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Virgil and Richie sing Riding Dirty)
  • Virgil and Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a new chick, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum Security cell, I'm grippin oak Music loud and tippin slow Twist and twistin like hit this dough Police pull up from behind and is in his throat Windows down gotta stop pollution CDs change niggas like who is that producing? This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo I gotta get back to backstreets Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin Cause they denyin is racial profiling Houston, TX you can check my tags Pull me over try to check my slab Glove compartment gotta get my cash Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw You can't arrest me plus you can't sue This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • (Riding Dirty ends)
  • Virgil: We did it!
  • Richie: Oh yeah, baby!
  • Sam: (when she arrives) Virgil, what's up?
  • Clover: (when she also arrives) Say, Richie, you're sensational.
  • Virgil: Thanks a lot.
  • Richie: We're glad to win.
  • Kermit: Our eleventh song is Velvet, sung by Tristan Taylor!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tristan sings Velvet)
  • Tristan: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends)
  • Tristan: Yes! I'm number one!
  • Kermit: Our last song is On The Floor! It is sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor)
  • Penn: J-Lo!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Hope and Penn start dancing)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn starts twirling Hope)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: (as he dipped Hope)

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