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A Hoohaw St. Patrick's Day is a YTV Crossover special made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • This St. Patrick's Day special features characters from Pokemon, Donkey Kong Country, Hoop-a-Joop, Phantom Investigators, Magical Doremi, WarioWare, Cardcaptors, Totally Spies, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Shinzo, Mucha Lucha, Star Fox, Static Shock, Xiaolin Showdown, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, Mew Mew Power, Digimon, Dinozaurs, Teen Titans, Loonatics Unleashed, Jackie Chan Adventures, TMNT 2003, Sonic X and G.I. Joe: Sigma 6. One day, they help Peanut, Butter, Jelly, Opal and Ernest Otter on their St. Patrick's celebration. Unaware to the gang, Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs try to turn St. Patrick's Day into St. Purple Day, but they fail. After that, Peanut thanks the gang.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)
  5. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  6. James (Eric Stuart)
  7. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  8. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)

From Donkey Kong Country

  1. Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
  2. Diddy Kong (Andrew Sabiston)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Phantom Investigators

  1. Daemona Prune (Courtney Vineys)
  2. Kira (Amber Ross)
  3. Casey (Andrew Decker)
  4. Jericho (Alecsander Kocev)

From Magical Doremi

  1. Dorie Goodwyn (Amy Palant)
  2. Reanne Griffith (Rebecca Soler)
  3. Mirabelle Haywood (Kether Donahue)

From WarioWare

  1. Wario (Tony Sampson)
  2. Waluigi (Jim Cummings)
  3. Jimmy T. (Peter Kelamis)
  4. Jimmy P. (Peter Kelamis)
  5. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Dribble (Tom Kenny)
  7. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
  8. Kat (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Ana (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. 9-Volt (Candi Milo)
  11. 18-Volt (Matt Hill)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Maurice LaMarche)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Nicole Oliver)
  17. Young Cricket (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Master Mantis (Rob Paulsen)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From Totally Spies

  1. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
  2. Clover (Andrea Baker)
  3. Alex (Katie Griffin)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Shinzo

  1. Mushra (Tom Gibis)
  2. Sago (Steven Blum)
  3. Binka (Philece Sampler)
  4. Yakumo Tatsuro (Peggy O'Neal)
  5. Kutal (Bob Papenbrook)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Mew Mew Power

  1. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
  2. Corina Bucksworth (Andi Whaley)
  3. Bridget Verdant (Bella Hudson)
  4. Kikki Benjamin (Kether Donahue)
  5. Renee Roberts (Mollie Weaver)

From Digimon

  1. Tai Kamiya (Joshua Seth)
  2. Kari Kamiya (Lara Jill Miller)
  3. Angie Hinomoto (Colleen O'Shaughnessy)
  4. Marcus Damon (Quinton Flynn)

From Dinozaurs

  1. Kaito Tatsuno (Jason Spisak)
  2. Taki (Doug Erholtz)
  3. Rick (Michael Lindsay)
  4. Rena (Philece Sampler)

From Teen Titans

  1. Robin (Scott Menville)
  2. Cyborg (Khary Payton)
  3. Starfire (Hynden Walch)
  4. Raven (Tara Strong)
  5. Beast Boy (Greg Cipes)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From TMNT 2003

  1. Leonardo (Michael Sinterniklaas)
  2. Donatello (Sam Regal)
  3. Raphael (Frank Frankson)
  4. Michelangelo (Wayne Grayson)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From G.I. Joe: Sigma 6

  1. Duke (Greg Abbey)
  2. Heavy Duty (E.B. Owens)
  3. Scarlett (Veronica Taylor)
  4. Jinx (Liza Jacqueline)
  5. Snake Eyes (Jason Anthony Griffith)
  6. Kamakura (Marc Thompson)
  7. Tunnel Rat (Sebastian Arcelus)
  8. Hi-Tech (Eric Stuart)
  9. Long Range (Scottie Ray)
  10. Spirit Iron-Knife (Darren Dunstan)

From CatDog

  1. Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  2. Lube Ignatius (Carlos Alazraqui)
  3. Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)

From PB&J Otter

  1. Peanut Otter (???)
  2. Baby Butter Otter (???)
  3. Jelly Otter (???)
  4. Opal Otter (???)
  5. Ernest Otter (???)

Thomas Stories

  1. Come Out Henry
  2. Henry To The Rescue
  3. Henry's Special Coal
  4. The Flying Kipper

Jukebox Band

  1. The Green Grass Grows All Around

Notes

  • This is a crossover between Shining Time Station and PB&J Otter.
  • The Phantom Investigators debut.
  • It is revealed that St. Patrick's Day falls on March 17.
  • Kimiko is wearing her Dangerous Minds outfit.
  • The Otter Family debut.

Transcript

  • (The special opens with the PB&J Otter theme tune playing)
  • Peanut, Butter and Jelly: Do do do doot da day-o! Do do do doot da day-o! Do do do do doot da day-o! Oodelay-O Open up a new day-o Jumpin' up to play-o Everybody just say so Ooh ah! Ooo, ah, ooo, ah, eh-o Day-o, Oodelay-O [Female Vocalist] Mother, Father, sister and brother All the family now! [Female Chorus] Oodelay-O Ooh ooh ooh, ah, Oodelay-O! (Oodelay!) Oodelay-O.
  • (The Special then finds the YTV characters at Lake Hoohaw)
  • Ash: Okay, guys, it's St. Patrick's Day.
  • Brock: Let's meet Peanut and his family.
  • Casey: We'll be psyched for our Phantom Investigators sequel.
  • Jericho: Phantom Investigators Undercover will premiere on September 11, 2004.
  • Meilin: We both wear white pantyhose like Ally and Anita.
  • Chelsea: Oh yes.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pop will totally love St. Patrick's Day.
  • Richie: As well as Mr. Foley.
  • Donkey Kong: The Crystal Coconut is always on the run.
  • Diddy Kong: Why yes.
  • Amy: Seems that you and Annie wear purple and black striped pantyhose.
  • Mel: Nikki too.
  • Rikochet: Everything will be bizarre.
  • Flea: The Flea remembers that.
  • Rita: I knew about Ashley Morrison.
  • Nikki: She wears her tan tights under her white shorts.
  • The Otter Family: Hey guys.
  • Ash: It's Peanut and his Family.
  • Mary: Yay!
  • Sakura: You're psyched for St. Patrick's Day.
  • Madison: Are you prepared?
  • Peanut: Yes we are.
  • Butter: (laughs happily)
  • Jelly: We've been starting our holiday.
  • Dribble: Wow, that's cool.
  • Spitz: Count us in.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And so do us.
  • Scooby: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Shaggy: Like, we're so happy to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's right, Shaggy. Today is St. Patrick's Day and we're celebrating it.
  • Mona: See, Penny? They're helping us.
  • Penny: Great.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Life on the Island of Sodor can be filled with tragedies. Let me tell you about Henry.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Come Out Henry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Once an engine attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again.
  • (Edward's whistle blows)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engine's name is Henry. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
  • Henry: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • (The conductor's whistle blowing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Henry still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
  • Henry: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then, along came Sir Topham Hatt, the man of charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We will pull you out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. But Henry only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Because...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Sir Topham Hatt said...
  • Sir Topham Hatt; One, two, three, push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...but he didn't help.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: My doctor has forbbiden me to push.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. At last, Thomas came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Henry.
  • Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: Yes, but it will began again soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
  • (Thomas' whistle blows)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Henry stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Sir Topham Hatt gave up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We shall take away your rails...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Henry, so the other engines wouldn't bump into him. All Henry could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Edward and Gordon would often pass by. Edward would say...
  • Edward: Peep, peep! Hello!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Gordon would say...
  • Gordon: Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Henry had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Henry would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, but then decides to journey out again?
  • (Come Out Henry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how it's a bad ending for poor Henry.
  • Joey: Whoa how worse.
  • Tristan: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Daemona: We're ready to help on St. Patrick's Day.
  • Kira: Leave it to us.
  • Peanut and Jelly: Okay.
  • (Inside the Jukebox)
  • Tito: I'll sing The Green Grass Grows All Around.
  • Didi: You do.
  • Tex: Ye know what Tito says?
  • Rex: It's St. Patrick's day.
  • Grace: Let's hit it, guys.
  • (Tito sings The Green Grass Grows All Around, with the rest doing the instruments)
  • Tito: There was a hole, In the middle of the ground. The prettiest hole, That you ever did see. And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around. And in this hole, There was a tree. The prettiest tree, That you ever did see. And the tree in the hole, And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around. And on this tree, There was a branch. The prettiest branch, That you ever did see. And the branch on the tree, And the tree in the hole, And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around. And on this branch, There was a nest. The prettiest nest, That you ever did see.And the nest on the branch, And the branch on the tree, And the tree in the hole, And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around. And in this nest, There was an egg. The prettiest egg, That you ever did see. And the egg in the nest, And the nest on the branch, And the branch on the tree, And the tree in the hole, And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around. And in this egg, There was a bird. The prettiest bird, That you ever did see. And the bird in the egg, And the egg in the nest, And the nest on the branch, And the branch on the tree, And the tree in the hole, And the hole in the ground, And the green grass grows all around, all around, And the green grass grows all around.
  • (The Green Grass Grows All Around ends)
  • (Back with the gang, they have decorated the house)
  • Ash: There, all set.
  • Peanut: Now, we'll invite Flick and the others.
  • (Flick, Munchy, Pinch and Scootch arrive)
  • Flick and The Others: Hey guys.
  • Peanut: Some of my friends.
  • (The Pussycat Crew arrive, too)
  • Josie and the others: Hello guys.
  • Ash: It's Josie and the gang.
  • Scooby: Rahoo!
  • Brock: (with his eyes turned into hearts) I'm here, Josie!
  • Josie: What's the big rush, Brock?
  • Brock: (proposing to Josie) I'll never fear for you, my darling princess. Marry me and we'll have kids.
  • Josie: Yes but...
  • (Kaiba grabs Brock by his back and pulls him aside)
  • Kaiba: Don't ever do that, Brock, it's dangerous for all trainers who don't follow the rules.
  • Daphne: Hey, Josie. Nice pink pantyhose.
  • Josie: They're soft and comfy.
  • Kat: Preschool is the best time ever.
  • Ana: That's great.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We're ready for St. Patrick Day's talent performance.
  • Flick: Cheese and Quackers! A talent show!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's right, Flick.
  • Omi: How wonderful.
  • Raimundo: Count us in.
  • Clay: A happy endin' is for Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Clay. He got his chance to get out of the tunnel. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Henry To The Rescue starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon always pull the big express. He was proud of being the only engine strong enough to do so. It was full of important people like Sir Topham Hatt and Gordon will see how fast he can go.
  • Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, tricktey-trock!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the coaches. In a minute, Gordon will see the tunnel where Henry stood bricked up and lonely.
  • Henry: Oh, dear. Why did I worried about rain spoiling my lovely coat of paint? I'd like to come out of the tunnel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Henry didn't know how to ask.
  • Gordon: I'm going to poop poop at Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was almost there when... Wheesh! And there was proud Gordon going slower and slower in a cloud of steam. His driver stopped the train.
  • Gordon: What has happen to me?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Gordon.
  • Gordon: I feel so weak.
  • Driver: You burst your safety valves.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Driver: You can't pull the train anymore.
  • Gordon: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Henry laughing at me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to see Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hmph.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: These big engines are always causing me trouble. Send for another engine at once.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: While the conductor went to find one, they uncoupled Gordon who had enough puff to slink on the siding out of the way. Edward was the only engine left.
  • Edward: I'll come and try.
  • Gordon: Hmph.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: That's no use. Edward can't push the train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The kind Edward puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed but he couldn't move the heavy coaches.
  • Gordon: I told you so.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Why not let Henry try?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I will. Will you help pull this train, Henry?
  • Henry: Oh yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry. When Henry had got up steam, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs.
  • Henry: Oh, I'm stiffed, I'm stiffed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He groaned.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Have a run to ease your joints and find a turntable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. When Henry came back, he felt much better. Then they coupled him up.
  • Edward: Peep peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: I'm ready.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: So am I. Pull hard, we'll do it! Pull hard, we'll do it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They puffed together.
  • Edward: We've done it together! We've done it together!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward and Henry.
  • Coaches: You've done it hurray! You've done it hurray!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sang the coaches. Everyone was excited. Sir Topham Hatt leaned out on the window to wave at Edward and Henry. But the train was going so fast, that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ated for tea. They never stopped til they came to the station at the end of the line. The passengers all said thank you, and Sir Topham Hatt promised Henry a new coat of paint. One their way home, Edward and Henry helped Gordon back to the shed. All three engines are now great friend. Henry doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his paint nicely not to run into tunnels, but to ask his driver to rub him down when the day's work was over.
  • (Henry To The Rescue ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why a happy ending belonged to Henry.
  • Leonardo: Wow, that's amazing.
  • Donatello: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (As The Conductors disappear, Aunt Nanner Otter arrives)
  • Nanner: Are you ready for a talent show? Major Jeff is holding it.
  • Everyone: Yes we can.
  • (At Hoohaw's talent show)
  • Jeff: Okay, guys, it's time for Lake Hoohaw's talent show.
  • Ash: Oh boy.
  • Mary: This is gonna be great.
  • Jeff: Let's give it a hand to Flea and The Girly Girls. They're singing Escape From The City.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Flea, Mel, Kimiko and Penny start to sing Escape From The City)
  • Flea, Mel, Kimiko and Penny: 'Woo! Oh yeah! Rolling around at the speed of sound, Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow! Can't stick around, have to keep moving on, Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out! Must keep on moving ahead, No time for guessing, follow my plan instead. Trusting in what you can't see, Take my lead; I'll set you free. Follow me, set me free, Trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through. Follow me (Follow me), set me free, Trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through, prove it to you. Follow me! Oh yeah! Danger is lurking around every turn, Trust your feelings, got to live and learn. I know with some luck that I'll make it through, Got no other options, only one thing to do! I don't care what lies ahead, No time for guessing, follow my plan instead. Find the next stage, no matter what that may be. Take my lead, I'll set you free. Follow me, set me free, Trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through. Follow me (Follow me), set me free, Trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through prove it to you. Follow me! Follow me! I'll make it through, oh yeah!
  • (Escape From The City ends)
  • Flea: Thank you!
  • Mel, Kimiko and Penny: Come back soon!
  • Jeff: Okay. Time for the next song to begin.
  • Scooby: Roh boy.
  • Shaggy: Like, there's a time to begin.
  • Jeff: The next song is belonging to Rita Sasaki. It's called Someone To Love You Forever.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Rita, with Anika on her lap, sings Someone To Love You Forever)
  • Rita: I know you're frightened and feel all alone, Not sure if you really belong. But friend with me, you will always be home And that's why I sing you this song I'll be someone to love you forever I'll stay with you when you're lonely and sad. Just look in my eyes and you'll see It doesn't matter if you're good or bad. There's no one more special to me. I'll be someone to love you forever, Sharing tomorrow together. When you reach out to me, I will always be someone to love you forever. Someone to love you forever Sharing tomorrow together When you reach out to me, I will always be... Someone to love you forever.
  • (Someone To Love You Forever ends)
  • Rita: (hugging Anika) I love you, my little buddy.
  • Anika: I love you too, big buddy.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Are you ready for the third Thomas Story?
  • Everyone: Yes!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, you're just in time for another Henry story.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about his coal fill in.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Henry's Special Coal starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
  • Henry: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
  • James: Rubbish, Henry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted James.
  • Henry: You don't work hard enough!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you, Henry? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: This made Henry, his driver and fireman very sad. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Henry managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
  • Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry's Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
  • Henry: Oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Henry.
  • Henry: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All he could do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Edward took charge of the train. Sir Topham Hatt and the Fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry's Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He answered.
  • Henry's Fireman: But the fact is the coal was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other engines can manage. They had big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh coal, he'd be a different engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When the Welsh coal came, Henry's Driver and Fireman were excited.
  • Henry's Driver and Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Henry old fellow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
  • Henry: You're spoiling my fire.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Complained Henry.
  • Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman.
  • Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just when we wanted.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was right. When Henry reach the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
  • Henry: Peep, peep, peep! I feel fine!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
  • Henry's Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't push him too hard.
  • Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
  • Henry's Driver: Steady old fellow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He would say.
  • Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in.
  • Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye.
  • Thomas: Whoosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas to the coaches.
  • Thomas: Have you ever seen anything like it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.
  • (Henry's Special Coal ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Henry had felt better thanks to the coal.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: You know he's green.
  • Jeff: Thanks for hearing that. And now, Virgil and Richie will sing Riding Dirty. Here they are.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Virgil and Richie sing Riding Dirty)
  • Virgil and Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a new chick, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum Security cell, I'm grippin oak Music loud and tippin slow Twist and twistin like hit this dough Police pull up from behind and is in his throat Windows down gotta stop pollution CDs change niggas like who is that producing? This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo I gotta get back to backstreets Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin Cause they denyin is racial profiling Houston, TX you can check my tags Pull me over try to check my slab Glove compartment gotta get my cash Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw You can't arrest me plus you can't sue This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • (Riding Dirty ends)
  • Virgil: That's a rap!
  • Richie: Catch us soon!
  • Jeff: And now, the last song. Fred and Daphne are singing Finally Falling. Here they are.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Fred and Daphne sing Finally Falling)
  • Fred: Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
  • Daphne: And beautiful is all I see.
  • Both: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
  • Fred: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
  • Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
  • Fred: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
  • Both: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
  • Fred: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
  • Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • Fred: My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
  • Both: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • Fred: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
  • Both: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • (Finally Falling ends)
  • Fred: Thank you, guys.
  • Daphne: Come again soon.
  • Jeff: And now for the results.
  • (He checks the results)
  • Jeff: Flea and The Girly Girls have won!
  • (Everyone cheers in joy)
  • Jeff: Thank you and see you next time.
  • (Later that evening, Team Rocket and The Greasers are walking along)
  • Jessie: Cool, St. Patrick's Day.
  • Cliff: An interesting holiday.
  • James: We'd say it's our duty to turn it into St. Purple's Day.
  • Lube: Good idea.
  • Meowth: We can turn from green to purple.
  • Shriek: And feel it.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • (At home)
  • Ash: What a good talent show.
  • Rikochet: It's good to be home.
  • Peanut: All thanks to St. Patrick's Day.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's correct, Peanut.
  • Daemona: What a good time to remember.
  • Kira: Yeah.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You know it's time for a good night's rest.
  • Clover: How great.
  • Alex: Do you know about Henry's last journeys?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Like the time he got a midnight journey. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and The Flying Kipper starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One winter evening, Henry's driver said...
  • Henry's Driver: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Gordon, but I think if we pull the Kipper nicely, Sir Topham Hatt will let us pull the express. The special coal they gave you is working well.
  • Henry: Hooray!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Henry.
  • Henry: That will be lovely.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All kinds of ships use the harbour at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here. They unload their fish on the key. Some of them goes the shops in the town, and the rest in a special train to other places far away. This is the train the railwaymen called the Flying Kipper. Henry was ready at 5:00. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go.
  • Henry: Come on, come on, don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Henry to the freight cars. The cars shuttered and groaned.
  • Cars: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, all right, all right!
  • Henry: That's better, that's better.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Henry. Cloud of smoke and steam poured from his funnel into the cold air, and the fire's light shown brightly.
  • Henry: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Panted Henry. They were going well. The light grew better, signal light shown green as they passed. Then, a yellow signal appeard ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down.
  • Henry's Driver: All clear, Henry. Away we go.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They couldn't know the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen, and a home signal should have been set a danger, but snow had forced it down. A freight train was waited in a siding to let the Flying Kipper past, and a Driver and Fireman were drinking cocoa in the caboose.
  • Conductor: The Kipper is due.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the conductor.
  • Fireman: Who cares?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Fireman.
  • Fireman: This is good cocoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver got up.
  • Driver: Come on, fireman, back to our engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They got out just in time.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash, but Henry lay dazed and surprised. Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Henry: The signal was down, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up, Henry. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow cause the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick engines. They'll give you your new shape and a larger firebox. You'll feel a different engine, and you won't need special coal anymore. Won't that be nice?
  • Henry: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry doubtfully. Henry liked being a Crewe, but was glad to come home. A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers.
  • Henry: Peep, peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled.
  • Henry: Thank you very much!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children were often late for school, because they waited to see Henry go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Gordon is jealous. But that's another story.
  • (The Flying Kipper ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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