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A Kids For Character Movie (YTV Crossover) is a crossover movie to commemorate Kids For Character's 20th Anniversary.

Plot

  • This adaptation features characters from Pokemon, Hoop-a-Joop, Sonic X, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, Mucha Lucha, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Jeff and Taylor, WarioWare, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Shaman King, What's New, Scooby-Doo, Loonatics Unleashed, Xiaolin Showdown, G.I. Joe: Sigma 6, Static Shock and Cardcaptors. One day, they help the casts of Barney and Friends, Wild Kratts, The Big Comfy Couch, Sesame Street, The Hoobs and The Muppets do their biggest party in order to celebrate Kids For Character Day. However, Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs attempt to ruin the celebration, but they get thrown out. After that, Barney thanks the others.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)
  5. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  6. James (Eric Stuart)
  7. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  8. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

  1. Jason Lee Scott (Austin St. John)
  2. Zack Taylor (Walter Emanuel Jones)
  3. Trini Kwan (Thuy Trang)
  4. Kimberly Hart (Amy Jo Johnson)
  5. Billy Cranston (David Yost)
  6. Tommy Oliver (Jason David Frank)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Moon Butterfly (Dionne Quan)
  3. Queen Butterfly (Susan Roman)
  4. King Butterfly (Jeff Bennett)

From Jeff and Taylor

  1. Jeff Jefferson (Jim Cummings)
  2. Taylor Tanner (Tom Kenny)

From WarioWare

  1. Wario (Tony Sampson)
  2. Waluigi (Jim Cummings)
  3. Jimmy T. (Peter Kelamis)
  4. Jimmy P. (Peter Kelamis)
  5. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Dribble (Tom Kenny)
  7. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
  8. Kat (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Ana (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. 9-Volt (Candi Milo)
  11. 18-Volt (Matt Hill)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Maurice LaMarche)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Nicole Oliver)
  17. Young Cricket (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Master Mantis (Rob Paulsen)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Shaman King

  1. Yoh Asakura (Sebastian Arcelus)
  2. Morty Manta (Oliver Wyman)
  3. Rio (Sean Schemmel)
  4. Len Tao (Andrew Rannells)
  5. Trey Racer (Michael Sinterniklaas)
  6. Joco McDonnell (Matthew George)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From G.I. Joe: Sigma 6

  1. Duke (Greg Abbey)
  2. Heavy Duty (E.B. Owens)
  3. Scarlett (Veronica Taylor)
  4. Jinx (Liza Jacqueline)
  5. Snake Eyes (Jason Anthony Griffith)
  6. Kamakura (Marc Thompson)
  7. Tunnel Rat (Sebastian Arcelus)
  8. Hi-Tech (Eric Stuart)
  9. Long Range (Scottie Ray)
  10. Spirit Iron-Knife (Darren Dunstan)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From CatDog

  1. Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  2. Lube Ignatius (Carlos Alazraqui)
  3. Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)

From Barney and Friends

  1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  2. Baby Bop (Jennifer Kendall)
  3. BJ (Kyle Nelson)
  4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

From Wild Kratts

  1. Zoboomafoo (???)
  2. Chris Kratt (Chris Kratt)
  3. Martin Kratt (Martin Kratt)
  4. Aviva Corcovado (???)
  5. Koki (???)
  6. Jimmy Z (???)

From The Big Comfy Couch

  1. Loonette (???)
  2. Granny Garbanzo (???)
  3. Major Bedhead (???)
  4. Uncle Chester (???)
  5. Auntie Macassar (???)

From Sesame Street

  1. Big Bird (???)
  2. Snuffy (???)
  3. Elmo (???)
  4. Grover (???)
  5. Ernie (???)
  6. Bert (???)
  7. Count Von Count (???)
  8. Cookie Monster (???)

From The Hoobs

  1. Iver (???)
  2. Tula (???)
  3. Groove (???)
  4. HubbaHubba (???)
  5. Roma (???)

From The Muppets

  1. Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)
  2. Fozzie Bear (Eric Jacobson)
  3. Gonzo The Great (Dave Goelz)
  4. Miss Piggy (Eric Jacobson)
  5. Animal (Eric Jacobson)
  6. Pepe The Prawn (Bill Barretta)
  7. Walter (Peter Linz)

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Saves The Day
  2. Down The Mine
  3. Old Iron
  4. Edward's Exploit
  5. Tenders and Turntables
  6. Trouble In The Shed
  7. Donald and Douglas
  8. The Deputation

Jukebox Band

  1. Six Simple Words

Notes

  • This marks Kids For Character's 20th Anniversary.
  • Kimiko is wearing her The Apprentice outfit.
  • Rev does Loonette's 10 Second Tidy segment, but with Kirby Air Ride music.
  • The Hoobs debut.
  • It is revealed that Barney used to sing songs.

Transcript

  • (The film opens with the Shining Time Station theme tune playing)
  • Man: Reach for the steam, reach for the whistle, going the railing road. Reach for the words, reach for the story, follow the rainbow sun. To a Shining Time Station, where dreams can come true, waiting there for you.
  • (The film then opens with the YTV characters in the Kids For Character universe)
  • Ash: Okay guys, let's see Barney and the others.
  • Brock: Cause it's Kids For Character day.
  • Jason: We can say it's our duty.
  • Zack: Exactly.
  • Meilin: We share our white pantyhose with Ally and Anita.
  • Chelsea: Oh yes.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pop will love these pillars.
  • Richie: As well as Mr. Foley.
  • Rikochet: Everything will be bizarre.
  • Flea: The Flea will remember.
  • Amy: Seems that you share your purple and black striped pantyhose with Annie.
  • Mel: Nikki too.
  • Duke: We're here to make adjustments.
  • Heavy Duty: Yep.
  • Rita: I've seen Ashley Morrison everyday.
  • Nikki: Since she's wearing her tan pantyhose.
  • Barney and the others: Hey guys.
  • Ash and Mary: Barney!
  • Sakura: And all of the other Kids For Character members.
  • Madison: Oh boy!
  • Loonette: It's been many times.
  • Garbanzo: We're glad to see you.
  • Raimundo: Of course.
  • Clay: It's Kids For Character day.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we're in.
  • Scooby: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Shaggy: Like, we're so happy to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes we are. It's Kids For Character day and we're celebrating it.
  • Mona: See, Penny? They're helping us.
  • Penny: Yep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Life on the Island of Sodor can be filled with rescues. Let me tell you about Thomas.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Saves The Day starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach and two strange things his driver called cranes.
  • Thomas' Driver: That's the breakdown train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He told Thomas.
  • Thomas' Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines and coaches and freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was in the yard. Suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
  • James: Help! Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A frieght train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
  • James: They're pushing me, they're pushing me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • Freight Cars: On! On!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the freight cars. Still whistling...
  • James: Help! Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor James disappeared.
  • Thomas: I like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas the Tank Engine.
  • (We hear an alarm ringing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Soon came the alarm.
  • Signalman: James is off the line. The breakdown train quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was coupled on and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He wasn't predenting to be like Gordon. He really meant it.
  • Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks. I hope poor James isn't hurt.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James' driver and fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • James' Driver and Fireman: Never mind James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • James' Driver and Fireman: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
  • Freight Cars: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned.
  • Thomas: Serves you right, serves you right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
  • Thomas: This'll teach you a lesson, this'll teach you a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He told the freight cars. And they answered...
  • Freight Cars: Yes it will, yes it will.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails.
  • (The cranes lift James away from the field. A surprised Thomas watches as James is put back to the rails)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He tried to move, but he couldn't so Thomas helped him back to the shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I heard all about it and i'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint and you shall have a branch line all to yourself.
  • Thomas: Oh thank you sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry but never forgets to say...
  • Gordon: Poop Poop.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Thomas always whistles...
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: In return.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • (Thomas Saves The Day ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why a heroic little engine like Thomas can save the day.
  • Ace: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Lexi: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Zoboo: Mangatsika, we can help.
  • Sonic: Sure thing.
  • (Inside the Jukebox)
  • Tito: I'll sing Six Simple Words.
  • Didi: You're on.
  • Tex: Ye know what Tito says?
  • Rex: It's Kids For Character day.
  • Grace: Let's hit it, guys.
  • (Tito performs Six Simple Words in an instrumental style, with the rest doing the instruments)
  • (Back with Ash, he is seen with Yoh)
  • Ash: So, Yoh, you seem to be part of the Shaman Boys.
  • Yoh: That's good.
  • Ash: Show me your theme song.
  • Yoh: Right.
  • (Yoh starts to perform To Be Shaman King)
  • Yoh: Look around you, Look beyond. You could make An unbreakable bond! The world around you Is not what is seems Soul revealed beyond your wildest dreams (So many things I never could see. So many choices Fallin' on me!) (Could It be my destiny...to be Shaman King!) Shaman King... (To be Shaman King) Shaman King! (If your spirit is stro-ong!) (You could be the one!) (I can look at the world in a dif-fer-ent Light!) (I know what it takes to make it right) (And I won't give up the fight) (To be Shaman King!) Sha-man KING!!
  • (To Be Shaman King ends)
  • Yoh: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Very great.
  • (We find Chelsea in her room, with a whole bunch of teddy bears)
  • Chelsea: These bears are so stuffed and so lovely. I adore them very much.
  • (She starts to sing Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: I love you.
  • (We find Penny in her lab, pouring chemicals)
  • Penny: Eureka! The chemicals worked.
  • Maisy: Meow.
  • Penny: (petting Maisy) Nice kitty.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You're a pure genius, Penny.
  • Penny: Why yes. I am a pure genius.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You know about good times eh?
  • Penny: Sure. You know, Thomas hadn't been going to the mines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Indeed he is. He ventured into the mines and fell down one. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Down The Mine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was at the junction when Gordon shuffled in with some freight cars.
  • Thomas: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked Thomas
  • Thomas: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
  • Annie: I can't smell a smell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Annie.
  • Thomas: A funny musty sort of smell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: No one noticed until you did.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Gordon: It must be yours.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Thomas enjoyed teasing him about it.
  • Thomas: Annie, Clarabel, do you know what i think it is? It's ditchwater.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before Gordon could answer, Thomas puffed away. Annie and Clarabel could hardly believe their ears.
  • Annie: He's dreadfully rude i feel quite ashamed.
  • Clarabel: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And to Thomas they said.
  • Annie and Clarabel: You musn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas didn't care a bit.
  • Thomas: That was funny, that was funny.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Annie and Clarabel were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Gordon The Big Engine. Thomas left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some cars. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their rooves are strong enough to hold up cars but not the weight of engines. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Engines must not pass this board.
  • Thomas: Silly old board.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas. He had often tried to pass it but had never suceeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
  • Thomas: Now for my plan!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Thomas. Bumping the cars fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
  • Thomas' Driver: Come back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled his driver.
  • (A loud splash is heard as Thomas falls to the mine)
  • Thomas: Fire and smoke!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he was.
  • Thomas: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Thomas: I am a silly engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Thomas: Please let me out. I wont do it again.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could pull you out.
  • Thomas: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
  • Gordon: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Gordon.
  • Gordon: What a joke! Poop poop! Little Thomas, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Are you ready? Heave!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Thomas was free.
  • Thomas: I'm sorry i was cheeky.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: That's all right, Thomas. You made me laugh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Gordon.
  • Gordon: I'm in disgrace.
  • Thomas: So do i.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Why so you are Thomas. Shall we form an alliance. You help me and i help you.
  • Thomas: Right you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Good. That's settled.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.
  • (Gordon's whistle toots and Thomas' whistle toots)
  • (Down The Mine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Thomas learned to be more careful.
  • Penny: Thanks for the offer. You can leave now.
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We find Loonette with Rev and Scarlett)
  • Loonette: I'm showing you a tour of my house and...
  • (She doesn't notice a huge mess)
  • Loonette: Who made this big mess?
  • Scarlett: It wasn't Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs.
  • Rev: Stand back, ladies. I'll clean this mess up like a speeding bullet. Watch.
  • (Rowdy Charged Tank plays as a fast motion Rev cleans up the mess)
  • Rev: There, that should do it.
  • Loonette: Way to go.
  • Scarlett: You're a good expert.
  • Rev: Thanks a lot.
  • (We find Mel in her room, holding her guitar)
  • Mel: This song is dedicated to Lori, Anna, Stella and Carlos. They're happy to help with this song.
  • (She starts to sing Breakaway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I'll be glad my Ashy Boy's doing fine work.
  • (We find Cookie Monster with lots of cookies)
  • Cookie: Now, what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C. It's an easy song for me to do. Watch.
  • (He performs C Is For Cookie)
  • Cookie: C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me C is for Cookie ,that's good enough for me Oh Cookie, Cookie, Cookie starts with C A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C A round doughnut with one bite out if it also looks like a C But it is not as good as a cookie Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a C, But you can't eat that! So, C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie starts with C.
  • (C Is For Cookie ends)
  • Cookie: Now that's how my song goes.
  • (Meanwhile, Kimiko is brushing her long hair)
  • Kimiko: That'll do it.
  • (Kari, Serena and Molly's classmate, comes by)
  • Kari: You liked your style eh?
  • Kimiko: Why of course.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: A good time will ever tell.
  • Kimiko: It's been a long time since i got everything ready.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You sure do.
  • Kari: I do remember Edward's rescue. Do you know about him?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Indeed, Kari. He saved James from total danger. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After James had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indigment.
  • Percy: Old iron! Slow!
  • Thomas: Why! Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why a kind engine like Edward could save someone from total danger.
  • Kimiko: That's so nice of you.
  • Kari: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We find Sakura performing Evergirl)
  • Sakura: Ever dreams Ever true Ever cool Ever you Ever power Ever proud Just say it ever loud You can be whatever girl you wanna be Ever true, ever you, ever me Every girl is me Never ever let them get the best of you ever Cause there ain't nothing you can't ever do You can be whatever girl you wanna be Ever true, ever you, ever me Every girl is me Hey girls come and gather 'round 'Bout to tell ya how it's going down We're the ever girls in the ever world Take notes you're in ever school Now you're playing by the ever rules Giving you an ever view The rest is up to you Reach for the stars (stars) Keep shooting from the sky And dreams aren't that far They're what you have inside Who brings you joy (joy) Have faith in you will find (find) Dreams aren't that far They're what you have inside Never ever let them get the best of you ever Cause there ain't nothing you can't ever do You can be whatever girl you wanna be (wanna be) Ever true, ever you, ever me Every girl is me Doesn't matter if you're short or tall It's not about your color at all Anyone can be an ever girl like me Let's go on an ever ride You'll never fail one as you try That's the ever way Just live it everday Reach for the stars (stars) Keep shooting from the sky And dreams aren't that far They're what you have inside Who brings you joy (joy) Have faith in you will find (find) Dreams aren't that far They're what you have inside Never ever let them get the best of you ever (never) Cause there ain't nothing you can't ever do (ain't nothing you can't ever do) You can be whatever girl you wanna be (you can be) Ever true, ever you, ever me (ever true, ever you, ever me) Every girl is me Every girl is you and me Ever true, ever you, ever me Every girl is me.
  • (Evergirl ends)
  • Sakura: That's how a song goes.
  • (Meanwhile, Team Rocket and The Greasers are making a plan)
  • Jessie: So it's Kids For Character day.
  • Cliff: It'll be a good choice.
  • James: We'd say it's our favor.
  • Lube: Right.
  • Meowth: We can be powerful.
  • Shriek: And wonderful too.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • (We find Yugi strolling along with Duke)
  • Yugi: So you're the leader of the Sigma 6.
  • Duke: Yep. That's me.
  • Yugi: Show me your theme song.
  • Duke: Right on.
  • (Duke performs Be A Hero)
  • Duke: GI Joe Sigma 6, codename for a highly trained special missions force. Its objective stop Cobra, stop Cobra... SIGMA 6! Be a hero! GI Joe will turn the tide! Be a hero! Sigma 6 is on your side. Be a hero! Be the best of the best! Whenever there's a mission GI Joe is there. Look out! Duke. Duke! Take command. Heavy Duty on the scene, Snake-Eyes hand to hand Longe Range lean and mean, Scarlet ready to fight! Tunnel Rat ignite!
  • (evil laugh)
  • Duke: Whenever Cobra strikes wherever they attack GI Joe will fight, there's no turning back.
  • (Cobra Commander laughs evilly)
  • Joes: YOOO JOE!
  • Duke: Be a hero! GI Joe will turn the tide. Be a hero! Sigma 6 is on your side. Be a hero! Be the best of the best! Whenever there's a mission GI Joe is there. SIGMA 6!
  • (Be A Hero ends)
  • Duke: How'd you like it?
  • Yugi: Oh yes.
  • (We find Mona practicing her rock music with Art and Decko)
  • Mona: There, much done.
  • Art: Now we'll be happy to help.
  • Decko: Of course.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Nice practice.
  • Mona: Of course. There will be a rock concert.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You do.
  • Art: I remember something.
  • Decko: Did Edward take the visitors on a trip?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sure. He had a trip to remember. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Edward's Exploit starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie the Bus was giving some visitors the tour on the Island of Sodor. It was their last afternoon, and Edward was preparing to take them to meet Bill and Ben. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Henry: Did you see him straining?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • James: Positively painful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked James.
  • Gordon: Just pathetic.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Gordon: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Burst out Duck.
  • Duck: You're all jealous. Edward's better than any of you.
  • BoCo: You're right, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said BoCo.
  • BoCo: Edward's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Edward: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bill and Ben were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Edward took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Edward. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Edward's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned engine. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Edward: I'll try, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Promised Edward. Edward puffed and pulled his hardest. But his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Edward. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with freight cars.
  • Edward: That'll be much easier.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Edward: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he listened happily to Edward's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Edward steamed in. Henry was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Edward, his driver and fireman. Duck and BoCo saw to it that Edward was left in peace. Gordon and James remain respectfully silent.
  • (Edward's Exploit ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward took a nice trip.
  • Mona: That's wonderful. You can leave.
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We find Trini and Kimberly at the other side)
  • Trini: So, you mentioned all lines.
  • Kimberly: Why yes.
  • Trini: Good choice.
  • Kimberly: An easy job is for us.
  • (Meanwhile, Lexi is practicing her dance skills and singing Game Over)
  • Lexi: You're the most consistent thing in my world No one else can represent like you do So my life is what you make it Don’t speak There's nothing else you need to say, you got me Yeah and you've have me under lock and key Since the first kiss Remember that? So leave all the "He said, She said" behind I'm playing for you; I'm on your side. Didn’t you know? Well, if you don't already know It's Game Over (Game Over) Yeah, If you don't already know It's Game Over (Game Over) Yeah we play head games Don’t always say the things we mean to say But the feelings that we keep between the sheets as we sleep Make the words irrelevant anyway So I don’t care what they say Don’t listen to people's doubts Listen to me, just me It's you I choose And I'm doing everything I can to make you believe me So leave all the "He said, She said" behind I'm still playing for you, I'm on your side. Didn’t you know? Well, if you don't already know It's Game over (Game Over) Yeah, If you don't already know It's Game over (Game Over) Now, don’t worry about what people say They're gonna always try to put the sun out with the rain Just think about the history Think about it all (all) Then tell me where you belong Well, if you don't already know It's Game over (Game Over) Yeah, If you don't already know It's Game over (Game Over)
  • (Game Over ends)
  • Lexi: Perfect. A nice dance.
  • (Meanwhile, Brock is looking for girls)
  • Brock: Now, where can those girls be?
  • (He bumps into Erika)
  • Erika: Watch it, Brock!
  • Brock: I told you...
  • (Brock's expression turns into love)
  • Brock: (proposing to Erika) I'm so glad to see you. This song is for all girls who love me.
  • (He starts to sing Two Perfect Girls)
  • Brock: A one woman man's what I wanna be.
  • (Brock picks up the flower and hands it to Erika)
  • Brock: Stay by her side so faithfully I would if I could, but it's just no good.
  • (Erika sniffs the flower)
  • Bock: Cause there's two perfect girls for me.
  • (Brock starts dancing with Erika)
  • Brock: Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me Officer Jenny, oh can't you see You can lock me up and throw away the key Jenny, if loving you's a crime Then sentence me now and I'll do the time My uniformed beauty is simply the best She's got my heart under house arrest But before that cop names me her boy I'm head over heels (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me.
  • (Brock starts twirling Erika)
  • Brock: Nurse Joy, won't you please Cure me of this bad disease Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak When I see your face my knees get weak Well, I'm burning up, I got the fever She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her Her bedside manner has healed so many So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny? Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me.
  • (Brock starts twirling Erika again)
  • Brock: I've tried, and I've tried And I've searched way deep inside From these two I won't choose I can't stand the bad news About the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose! This can't go on, enough is enough I've gotta pick one no matter how tough It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo But wait a second! (wait a second!) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I've just gotta know! I've just gotta know!! Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's one, no two, No three, four, five, six, seven - so many Perfect girls for me!
  • (Two Perfect Girls ends)
  • Brock: (kissing Erika's hand) You're beautiful.
  • Erika: Why, thank you.
  • (Meanwhile, Kat and Ana are watching Teletubbies)
  • Tinky Winky: It's been a long time.
  • Dipsy: Welcome to Teletubby land.
  • Laa Laa: The place where all Teletubbies live.
  • Po: You can be in it too.
  • Kat: We love preschool shows.
  • Ana: That's right.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What are you doing?
  • Kat: Watching TV.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Those Teletubbies can give you tears.
  • Ana: No way. They can go on strike.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On strike like Gordon, James and Henry did. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Tenders and Turntables starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry and Gordon were lonely when Thomas left the yard to run his branch line. They missed him very much. They had more work to do and had to fetch some more coaches. The big engines thought they were too important to fetch coaches. James grumbled too.
  • Henry: We get no rest, we get no rest!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They all complained. But the coaches only laughed.
  • Coaches: You're lazy and slack, you're lazy and slack!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They answered. All together, the engines were causing Sir Topham Hatt a great deal of trouble. The big stations both ends on the line each have a turntable. Sir Topham Hatt had made them so that the tender engines can be turned round because it is dangerous for them to go fast and backwards. Little tank engines like Thomas don't need turntables. They can go just as well backwards as forwards. But to hear Gordon talk, he would've thought that Sir Topham Hatt had given him a tender just to show how important he was.
  • Gordon: You don't understand, little Thomas. We Tender Engines have a position to keep up. It doesn't matter where you go, but we are important, and for Sir Topham Hatt to make us shunt freight cars, fetch coaches and go on some of those dirty sidings it's, it's, well, it's not the proper thing.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas chuckled and went off with Annie and Clarabel.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon hissed as he ran backwards to the turntable. The turntable was in the windy place close to the sea, and he was not on it just right, he put amount of balance and made a difficult to turn. Today, Gordon was in the bad temper, and the wind was blowing fiercly. His driver tried to make him stop in the right place but Gordon wasn't trying. The fireman tried to turn the handle, but Gordon's weight and the strong wind prevented him.
  • Driver: It's no good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said at last.
  • Driver: Your big tender upsets the balance. If you're a little tank engine, you be all right. Now you have to pull the next train backwards.
  • Boys: Look!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called some boys.
  • Boys: There's a new tank engine! Oh, it's only Gordon, back to front.
  • Thomas: Hello!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Thomas: Playing tank engines? Sensible engine. Take my advice, scrap your tender and have a nice bunker.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon said nothing. Even James laughed when he saw him.
  • Gordon: Take care.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Gordon.
  • Gordon: You might stick too.
  • James: No fear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled James.
  • James: I'm not so fat as you. I mustn't stick.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought James. He stopped on just the right place to balance the table. It could now swing easily. Gordon arrived and time to see everything. James turned much too easily. The wind puffed him round like a top. He couldn't stop!
  • Gordon: Well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Are you playing roundabouts?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor James feeling quite giddy rolled off to the shed without a word. That night, the three engines had an indignation meeting.
  • Gordon: It's shameful to treat tender engines like this. Gordon has to go backwards and people think he's a tank engine, James spins like a top and everyone laughs at us. And added to that, Sir Topham Hatt makes us all shunt in dirty sidings. Ugh! Listen.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon. He whispered something to the others.
  • Gordon: We'll do it tomorrow. Sir Topham Hatt will look silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engines had decided to go on strike.
  • (Tenders and Turntables ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why big engines can go on strike easily.
  • Kat: How worse.
  • Ana: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (Meanwhile, Fred and Daphne are doing dance moves while singing Finally Falling)
  • Fred: Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
  • Daphne: And beautiful is all I see.
  • Both: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
  • Fred: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
  • Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
  • Fred: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
  • Both: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
  • Fred: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
  • Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • Fred: (twirling Daphne) My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
  • Both: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • Fred: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
  • Both: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • (Finally Falling ends)
  • Fred: (after he dipped Daphne) My mistake.
  • Daphne: You lucky guy.
  • (We find Kermit writing a note to Nadya)
  • Kermit: Nadya, i'm sorry that i had to break up with you. I had to reunite with the others and this song is for you.
  • (He starts to sing It's Not Easy Being Green)
  • Kermit: Greetings, Kermit the Frog here And today I'd like to tell you a little bit about the color green Do you know what's green Well I am for one thing You see frogs are green, and I'm a frog And that means that I'm green, you see It's not that easy being green Having to spend each day the color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold Or something much more colorful like that It's not easy being green It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over 'Cause you're not standing out Like flashy sparkles in the water Or stars in the sky But green's the color of spring And green can be cool and friendly-like And green can be big like a mountain Or important like a river Or tall like a tree When green is all there is to be It could make you wonder why But why wonder why wonder I am green, and it'll do fine It's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be.
  • (It's Not Easy Being Green ends)
  • Kermit: I'll miss you, Nadya.
  • (We find Scooby and Shaggy watching That 70's Show)
  • Eric: Hey, Fez, want to have a dance off.
  • Fez: Sure.
  • Scooby: That's 70's show is the best.
  • Shaggy: Like, it was.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Are you addressing us?
  • Scooby: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, you're just ready for Kids For Character's incoming party.
  • Shaggy: Like, wow. Percy would be in the festival too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: No really. He got his first day ever. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble In The Shed starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The stationmaster came in.
  • Stationmaster: There's trouble in the shed, sir. Henry was sulking. There's no train and the passengers are saying this is a bad railway.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We cannot allow that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He found Gordon, James and Henry looking very cross.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Come along, Henry. It's time your train was ready.
  • Gordon: Henry's not going!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We won't shunt like little tank engines. That was Thomas' job. We are important tender engines. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender engines don't shunt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We'll see about that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No engine on my railway is too important for small jobs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he hurried away to find Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The yard has never been the same since Thomas left to run his branch line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought sadly. Edward was shunting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Leave those freight cars please, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want to push coaches for me in the yard.
  • Edward: Thank you, sir. That will be a nice change.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's a good engine. Off you go then.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So Edward found coaches for the three engines and that day, the train's ran as usual. But next morning, Edward looked unhappy. Gordon came clanking pass hissing rudely.S
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bless me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What a noise!
  • Edward: They all hissed me, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Edward.
  • Edward: They say tender engines don't shunt and last night they said I have gray wheels. I haven't have I, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No, Edward, you have nice blue ones, and I'm proud of you. Tender engines do shunt, but all the same we do need another tank engine here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He went to the workshop and they showed them all sorts of engines. At last, he saw a smart little green engine with four wheels.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's the one.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If I choose you, will you work hard?
  • Percy: Oh sir, yes sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's a good engine. I'll call you Percy.
  • Percy: Yes sir, thank you sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Sir Topham Hatt brought Percy back to the yard.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He called.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Here's Percy. Will you show him everything?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy soon learned what he had to do and they had a happy afternoon. Then Henry came by hissing as usual.
  • Percy: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Went Percy. Henry jumped and ran back to the shed.
  • Edward: How beautifully you wheeshed him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Edward.
  • Edward: I can't wheesh like that.
  • Percy: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Percy: That's nothing. You should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Thomas arrived.
  • Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt sent to me. I expect he wants help.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Edward.
  • Edward: Sh, sh, here he comes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Thomas, you've been quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon and James are sulking they say they won't shunt like little tank engines, so I have shut them up and I want you both to run a line for a while.
  • Thomas: Little tank engines indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted Thomas.
  • Thomas: We'll show them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And Percy will help too.
  • Percy: Oh sir, yes sir, please sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Percy. Edward and Thomas worked the main line greeting each other as they pass by. Percy puffed along the branch line. Thomas was anxious about Annie and Clarabel, but both driver and conductor promise to take care of them. They were fewer trains but the passengers didn't mind. They knew the three other engines were having a lesson. Gordon, James and Henry were cold, lonely and miserable. They wish now they haven't been so silly.
  • (Trouble In The Shed ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Percy had his first visit ever.
  • Scooby: That's great.
  • Shaggy: Like, you'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We find Clay practicing his moves and singing 50 Ways To Say Goodbye)
  • Clay: My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love... But you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died.
  • (50 Ways To Say Goodbye ends)
  • Clay: Well, I've been done.
  • (Meanwhile, Virgil and Richie are looking for someone)
  • Virgil: Now, where do we have to do?
  • Richie: I don't know.
  • (They bump into Sam and Clover)
  • Sam: Watch it!
  • Clover: Watch where you're both going!
  • Virgil and Richie: Why you...
  • (Their expressions turn into love)
  • Virgil: You, Sam, are a wonderful person.
  • Sam: Yes.
  • Richie: And Clover, you're awesome.
  • Clover: Good thing.
  • Virgil: And this song belongs to us.
  • Richie: Just watch.
  • (They both begin to sing Riding Dirty)
  • Virgil: (starts dancing with Sam) They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
  • Richie: (starts dancing with Clover) Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Virgil: My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty (twirling Sam) Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Richie: Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen (twirling Clover) Ride with a new chick, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me.
  • Virgil: Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum Security cell, I'm grippin oak (twirling Sam and dipped her) Music loud and tippin slow Twist and twistin like hit this dough Police pull up from behind and is in his throat Windows down gotta stop pollution CDs change niggas like who is that producing? This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin.
  • Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Virgil: My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Richie: I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man (twirling Clover) Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo.
  • Virgil: I gotta get back to backstreets Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep (twirling Sam and dipped her) Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire.
  • Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Virgil: My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Richie: Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin (twirling Clover) Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin Cause they denyin is racial profiling Houston, TX you can check my tags Pull me over try to check my slab Glove compartment gotta get my cash.
  • Virgil: Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude (twirling Sam) When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw You can't arrest me plus you can't sue This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on.
  • Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
  • Virgil: My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • Virgil and Richie: My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • (Virgil and Richie both start spinning Sam and Clover like tops and dipped them)
  • (Riding Dirty ends)
  • Virgil: (after dipping Sam) Whoa, baby.
  • Richie: (after dipping Clover) You okay?
  • Sam and Clover: We're fine.
  • (Meanwhile, Jason and Zack are training when Bulk and Skull arrive)
  • Bulk: Hey, you two. Seems that you want to train.
  • Skull: We're gonna be doing it too.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You're both not allowed here.
  • Jason: Conductors, we're training to stop Rita Repulsa.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: She's mean.
  • Zack: Do you remember Donald and Douglas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Zack. They came to Sodor on their first visit. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Donald and Douglas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald and Douglas are twins and had arrived from Scotland to help Sir Topham Hatt, but only one engine had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Sir Topham Hatt had given them numbers, Donald 9 and Douglas 10, but he was still planning to send one engine home. There was a break van in the yard that had taken a dislike to Douglas. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Douglas began to worry. Donald, his twin, was angry.
  • Donald: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Donald: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Break Van: You can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the break van.
  • Break Van: I'm essential!
  • Donald: Och are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald burst out.
  • Donald: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Douggie, would ya? Take that!
  • Break Van: Ow! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the van.
  • Donald: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van behave better after that. Until one day, Donald had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time. Donald wasn't hurt, but Sir Topham Hatt was most annyoed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I am disappointed, Donald. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Douglas back and keep you.
  • Donald: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now James will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. James won't like that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was right. James grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Douglas: Anyone would think.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas.
  • Douglas: That Donald had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about an engine and some tar wagons.
  • James: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: It's not funny.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Donald: Well, well, well! Surely, James, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Break Van: James is cross!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sniggered the spiteful break van.
  • Break Van: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Cars: Hold back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars to each other. James did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Edward's station. Luckily, Douglas was there.
  • James: Help me up the hill, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Panted James.
  • James: These freight cars are playing tricks.
  • Douglas: We'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas. Slowly but surely, the snorting engines forced the freight cars up the hill. But James was losing steam.
  • James: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Douglas: Leave it to me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted Douglas. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! The van's breaking!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Edward came to clear the mess. Sir Topham Hatt was board.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I might have known it would be Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Edward: Douglas was grand, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: James had no steam left, but Douglas worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Two would have been enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want to be fair, Douglas, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was making up his mind about which engine to send away, but that's another story.
  • (Donald and Douglas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Donald and Douglas came to Sodor.
  • Jason: Thanks for hearing that.
  • Zack: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We find 9-Volt looking for someone)
  • 9-Volt: I hope 18-Volt understands.
  • (He suddenly bumps into Zoe Zamboni)
  • Zoe: Watch it, 9-Volt!
  • 9-Volt: Who's going to...
  • (9-Volt's expression turns to love)
  • 9-Volt: It'll be a pleasure to dance with me by doing music.
  • (He starts to sing the English version of Moskau)
  • 9-Volt: (starts dancing with Zoe) Moscow Strange and mysterious Towers of red gold Cold as ice Moscow But one who really knows you He knows that a fire burns So hotly in you (twirling Zoe) Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Maidens are for kissing there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha (twirling Zoe again) Moscow Door to the past Mirror of the age of Tzars Red like blood Moscow He who knows your spirit Knows that love burns Hot as embers Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, maiden, hey, maiden, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh... Moscow! Moscow! (twirling Zoe again and dipped her) Moscow, Moscow One drinks vodka pure and cold It makes you live a hundred years ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Old buddy, your glass is empty But in the cellar there's still more Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow... Moscow... Moscow Old and also young together. In all eternity, You still stand there. Moscow Your heart beats strong and wide. It beats for rich and poor In this city. (twirling Zoe again) Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Girls there are kissing Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
  • (Mosaku ends)
  • 9-Volt:
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