Billy: "And now, Becky will sing all of her favorite songs on the karaoke machine.
'Bohemian Rhapsody' (Queen Song/Muppet Version)[]
Becky grabs the karaoke machine microphone
[Piano Music Playing In Background]
Becky: (singing) Mama just killed a man put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama life had just begun, but now I gone and thrown it all away Mama oooooooooaooooooooh
didn't mean to make you cry
if I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on carry on as if nothing really matters
[Piano Music Continues Playing In Background]
Becky: (singing) too late my time has come
sends shivers down my spine my body's achin' all the time goodbye, everybody,
I gotta go
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama ooooaaooooooh (any way the wind blows) I don't wanna die sometimes wish I never been born at all [Music Playing On Karaoke Machine] [Upbeat Piano Music]
Mr. Conductor: (singing) I see a little silhouetto of a man
(Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?)
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro........magnifico-o-o-o
Schemer: (singing) I'm just a poor man nobody likes me
Becky: (singing) he's just a poor man from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity
Schemer: (singing) easy come easy go - will you let me go?
manah, manah no - we will not let you go - let him go manah, manah we will not let you go - let him go
manah, manah We will not let you go - let me go will not let you go - let me go (never) never let you go - let me go never let me go - ooo no, no, no, no, no, no, no - oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
for me for me
for me
[Rock And Roll Music Playing In Background] Tito: (singing) So you think you can find me and hit me with pie?
so you think you can like me and leave me to cry?
Grace + Didi + Tex + Rex: (singing) oh, baby, can't do this to me baby just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
[Music Continues Playing In Background]
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) oh yeah, oh yeah
Becky: (singing) nothing really matters any 1 can see nothing really matters nothing really matters, to me
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) any way the wind blows..........
'Killer Queen' (Queen Song)[]
Becky : (singing) She keeps a Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
find me on the internet
a built-in remedy
for Khrushchev and Kennedy
at anytime an invitation
you can't decline
caviar and cigarettes well versed in etiquette extraordinarily nice
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) she's a Killer Queen gun powder gelatine
dynamite with a laser bean
guaranteed to blow your mind..................anytime............recommended at the price
insatiable an appetite
wanna try?
[Music Plays On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) to avoid complications
I never keep the same address
in conversation I email like a baroness
met a man from China
went down to Asia Minor
then again incidentally if you're that way inclined perfume came naturally from Paris
for cars I couldn't care less
fastidious and precise I'm a killer queen
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) she's a Killer Queen
gun powder gelatine
dynamite with a laser bean guaranteed to blow your mind anytime
[Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) drop of a hat I'm as willing as
playful as a pussy cat
then momentarily outta action
temporarily outta gas
to absolutely drive you wild, wild,
I'm all out to get you.... Commander Khashoggi!!!!
'You're My Best Friend' (Queen Song)[]
[Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) Ooh you make me live
Becky: (singing) Whatever this world can give to me
it's you you're all I see Jukebox Band Members: (singing) ooh, you make me live now, honey
ooh, you make me live [Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) oh you're the best friend that I ever had I been with you such a long time you're my sunshine and I want you to know that my feelings are true I really love you
oh you're my best friend
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) Ooh, you make me live
Becky: (singing) I've been wandering 'round, but I still come back to you in rain or shine you stood by me girl I'm happy, happy at home you're my best friend
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) Ooh, you make me live
Becky: (singing) whenever this world is cruel to me I got you to help me forgive
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) ooh, you make me live now, honey ooh, you make me live
Becky: (singing) oh you're the 1st 1 when things turn out bad you know I'll never be lonely you're my only 1 and I love the things that you do oh you're my best friend
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) ooh, you make me live, I'm happy, happy at home you're my best friend
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) Ooh, you make me live ooh, you're my best friend.
4th Up: We are the Champions (Queen Song)[]
[Piano Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky : (singing) I paid my dues time after time - I done my sentence, but committed no crime
and bad mistakes I made a few I had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I come through [Upbeat Music Playing In Background]
Becky: (singing) We are the champions my friends and we'll keep on fightin' 'til the end
we are the champions we are the champions no time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world [Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) I taken my bows and my curtain calls you brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it I thank you all, but it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and I ain't gonna lose
[Upbeat Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine] Becky: (singing) we are the champions my friends and we'll keep on fightin' 'til the end - we are the champions we are the champions no time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world........
I want to Break Free (Queen Song)[]
[Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singng) I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
you're so self satisfied I don't need you
I want to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
[Music Plays In Background]
I fallen in love
I fallen in love for the 1st time
and this time I know it's for real
I fallen in love yeah
God knows God knows I fallen in love
It's strange, but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do,
but I have to be sure
when I walk out that door
oh how I want to be free, baby
oh how I want to break free
oh how I want to break free........
But life still goes on
I can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
God knows gods know gods know
I want to break free..........
6th Up: Wherever You Will Go (The Calling Song)[]
[Instrumental Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: So lately been wonderin'
who will be there to take my place?
when I'm gone you'll need love
to light the shadows on your face
if a great wave should fall
it would fall upon us all
and between the sand and stone
could you make it on your own
If I could then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go
and maybe I'll find out
the way to make it back someday
to watch you to guide you
through the darkest of your days
if a great wave should fall
it would fall upon us all
well I hope there's some 1 out there
who can bring me back to you
runaway with my heart
runaway with my hope
runaway with my love
I know now just quite how
my life and love might still go on
in your heart and your mind
I'll stay with you for all of time
if I could turn back time
I'll go wherever you will go
if I could make you mine
I'll go wherever you will go................
Complicated (Avril Lavigne Song[]
[Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Offscreen Female Voice: Uh huh life's like this
uh huh uh huh
that's the way it is
'cause life's like this uh huh uh huh
that's the way it is
Becky: (singing) Chill out whatcha yellin' for?
lay back it's all been done before
and if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
when we're drivin' in my car
and you're talkin' to me 1 on 1, but you become
somebody else
'round every 1 else
watchin' your back
like you can't relax
you're tryin' to be cool
you look like a fool
to me
tell me
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
life's like this you
you fall and you crawl
and you break and you take
what you get and you turn it into
honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no, no, no
[Upbeat Rhythm On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) you come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are and where you sat you see
you're makin' me laugh out
when you strike a pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know
you're not foolin' anyone
when you become
somebody else
'round everyone else
watchin' your back
like you can't relax
tryin' to be cool
you look like a fool
to me
tell me
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
actin' like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
life's like this you
you fall and you crawl
and you break and you take
what you get and you turn it into
honesty Promise me
I'm never gonna find you fake it
no, no, no...
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[Record Scratches]
Becky: (singing) chill out whatcha yellin' for?
lay back it's all been done before
and if you could let it be
you will see
somebody else
'round everyone else
you're watchin' your back
like you can't relax
you're tryin' to be cool
you look like a fool
to me
tell me
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
actin' like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
life's like this you
you fall and you crawl
and you break and you take
what you get and you turn it into
honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
actin' like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
life's like this you
you fall and you crawl
and you break and you take
what you get and you turn it into
honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no, no, no.............
Wherever You Will Go (The Calling Song)[]
Becky: (singing) So lately been wonderin'
who will be there to take my place
when I'm gone you'll need love
to light the shadows on your face
if a great wave should fall
it would fall upon us all
and between the sand and stone
could you make it on your own
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) if I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go
Becky: (singing) and maybe I'll find out
the way to make it back someday
to watch you to guide you through the darkest of your days
if a great wave should fall
it would fall upon us all
well I hope there's someone out there
who can bring me back to you
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) runaway with my heart
runaway with my hope
runaway with my love
Becky: (singing) I know now just quite how
my life and love might still go on
in your heart and your mind
I'll stay with you for all of time
Jukebox Band Members: (singing) if I could turn back time
I'll go wherever you will go
if I could make you mine
I'll go wherever you will go...............
Imagine (her own version)[]
[Piano Music Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) Imagine there's no sky of heaven it's easy just if you try......no fights around us above us only blue sky......imagine all of the people living in a world of life
Becky: (singing) imagine there are no other countries it's not very hard to do nothing to fight or die for and no religion too
Becky: (singing) imagine all of the people living life in a peaceful country
Becky: (singing) you might say 'I'm a day dreamer, but I'm not the only 1 I hope some other day you can join us and the world will be just as 1
[Piano Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) imagine no childhood possessions I wonder if you could.....no need for selfishness or starvation a brotherhood of young men........imagine all of the people.......sharing everything
Becky: (singing) you might say I'm a day dreamer, but I'm not the only 1 I hope some other day you can join us and the world will be just as 1......
Stay With Me (Stand By Me Parody)[]
[Music Playing On Karaoke Machine
Becky: (singing) When the night has come and the land was dark and the moon was the only light we see
Becky: (singing) no I'm not terrified no I'm not terrified just as long as you stay........stay with me
Becky: (singing) so, buddy, buddy, stay with me oh stay with me stay with me stay with me
Becky: (singing) if the skies that we look upon should crumble and fall over the mountains that should crumble to the lake
Becky: (singing) I won't weep I won't weep no I won't lose 1 tear drop just as long as you stay.......stay by me
Becky: (singing) so, buddy, buddy, stay with me oh stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me........yes
[Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Becky: (singing) whenever you're in danger won't you stay with me oh stay with me oh stay with me stay with me stay with me
Becky: (singing) buddy.........buddy........stay with me.......stay with me oh stay with me.......stay with me........stay with me..........