A Total Crush For Stinky is a Patrick Star episode.


  • During the anime party, Gloria (from Magic Show and Helga's Boyfriend) comes over. So Patrick, Samantha, Sheen, Roxanne, Stinky, Brydgett, Otis, Abbigal, Fanboy, Lillian, Francis, Kitty and His Parents show her around. Meanwhile, The Greasers want to thwart the party. Note: Samantha and Gloria are in Shirley Fenette outfits, Roxanne is in an Asuka Langley outfit, Brydgett, Patrick's Mom and Shriek are in Mizuho Kazami outfits, Abbigal is in a Naru Narusegawa outfit, Lillian is in a Mikuru Asahina outfit and Kitty is in a Kagura Sohma outfit and are all in tights also the music that Stinky and Gloria are dancing to is H Is For Harold from Thomas and Friends.


  • Patrick Star
  • Samantha Rivers
  • Sheen Estevez
  • Roxanne Miles
  • Stinky Peterson
  • Brydgett Helway
  • Otis
  • Abbigal Robinson
  • Fanboy
  • Lillian Wheeler
  • Francis
  • Kitty Katswell
  • Patrick's Mom
  • Patrick's Dad
  • Gloria
  • Cliff
  • Lube
  • Shriek Dubois


Part 1

  • (We see Patrick and the others in anime outfits)
  • Patrick: This Lamperogue outfit rocks.
  • Samantha: Such sweet memories.
  • Sheen: Your sundress matches your hair.
  • Roxanne: It is.
  • Stinky: Ah knew about new girlfriends.
  • Brygett: That's good.
  • Otis: You were an african Narusegawa.
  • Abbigal: You wear glasses, i don't.
  • Fanboy I know you got to be a battle waitress.
  • Lillian: Of course.
  • Francis: You were very nice.
  • Kitty: How amazing.
  • Gloria: I came.
  • Patrick's Mom: Gloria.
  • Patrick's Dad: Welcome.
  • Stinky: I'll dance with ye.
  • Gloria: I accept it.
  • (We see Patrick and the others watch Stinky asking Gloria to dance)
  • Stinky: (kissing Gloria's hand) Yer cute outfit. Shall we dance?
  • Gloria: Certainly.
  • (Stinky and Gloria start dancing)
  • Patrick: You see, Stinky had a total crush on Gloria.
  • Samantha: Good.
  • Sheen: Sid is now dating Rhonda.
  • Roxanne: Very interesting.
  • (The Greasers appear and poison Gloria)
  • Stinky: Oh mah god!
  • Otis: Who are you?
  • Cliff: We want you to prepare for trouble.
  • Lube: And while you're at it, make it double.
  • Cliff: An evil as old as the planet.
  • Lube: Sent us to defeat our quest.
  • Shriek: Plus, there's me.
  • Cliff: To denounce the madness of truth and love.
  • Lube: To extend our struggle to the stars above.
  • Cliff: Cliff.
  • Lube: Lube.
  • Shriek: And Shriek are all the names.
  • Cliff: Whenever there's danger in the universe.
  • Lube: We greasers.
  • Shriek: Will be there.
  • All: To make everything worse.
  • Patrick: The Greasers!
  • Samantha: You poisoned Gloria!
  • Cliff: (chuckles) You better give up, guys.
  • Lube: We're taking Gloria to the dumpster.
  • Shriek: And we mean it.
  • Sheen: Get lost, you three. Ultralord use your hyper beam.
  • (Ultralord fires a hyper beam, sending the greaser out of the Lions Club)
  • Cliff, Lube and Shriek: We're blasting off again!
  • (A ding is shown)
  • Stinky: We have to take Gloria to the hospital quick.
  • Patrick: But we're not gonna make it.
  • Patrick's Dad: We'll take you by car.
  • Patrick's Mom: So don't get too worried.
  • Samantha: We're going all together.
  • Lillian: You got it.
  • (End of Part 1)

Part 2

  • (We see

Part 3

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