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A Visit To The Christian Redentor Camp is a film that is made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • This adaptation has characters from Life With Ally, The Accidentally Series, Sonic X, Rumor Has It, Annie The Smart and Genius Girl, Ed, Edd N Eddy, Pokemon, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Hoop-a-Joop, Jackie Chan Adventures, Captain N: The Game Master, Mucha Lucha, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, Static Shock, Bakugan, Star Fox, Xiaolin Showdown, Loonatics Unleashed, WarioWare, Cardcaptors, Randy Cunningham and Camp Lakebottom, as they join characters from Sprout shows like Barney and Friends, Lazy Town, Zoboomafoo, Sesame Street and The Wiggles in order to do some camping fun.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Barney and Friends

  1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  2. Baby Bop (Jennifer Kendall)
  3. BJ (Kyle Nelson)
  4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

From Lazy Town

  1. Sportacus (Magnús Scheving)
  2. Stephanie (Chloe Lang)
  3. Ziggy (Guðmundur Þór Kárason)
  4. Stingy (Jodi Eichelberger)
  5. Trixie (Sarah Burgess)
  6. Pixel (Chris Knowings)

From Zoboomafoo

  1. Zoboomafoo (Gord Robertson)
  2. Chris Kratt (Chris Kratt)
  3. Martin Kratt (Martin Kratt)
  4. Aviva Corcovado (Athena Karkanis)
  5. Koki (Heather Bambrick)
  6. Jimmy Z (Jonathen Malen)

From Sesame Street

  1. Big Bird (???)
  2. Snuffy (???)
  3. Elmo (???)
  4. Grover (???)
  5. Ernie (???)
  6. Bert (???)
  7. Cookie Monster (???)
  8. Count Von Count (???)

From The Wiggles

  1. Greg Wiggle (???)
  2. Anthony Wiggle (???)
  3. Jeff Wiggle (???)
  4. Murray Wiggle (???)

From Life With Ally

  1. Ally Williams (Grey DeLisle)
  2. Carly Lopez (Andrea Baker)
  3. Lisa Jones (Susan Roman)

From The Accidentally Series

  1. Mitchie Ohara (Terri Hawkes)
  2. Kira Ohara (Candi Milo)
  3. Angie Ohara (Katie Griffin)
  4. Alicia Ohara (Susan Roman)
  5. Ray Ohara (Jeff Bennett)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Rumor Has It

  1. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  2. Carmen Angelo (Candi Milo)
  3. Mailee Rogers (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Annie The Smart and Genius Girl

  1. Annie Roberts (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Ellie Cook (Janyse Jaud)
  3. Brianna Anderson (Nicole Oliver)

From Ed, Edd N Eddy

  1. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  2. Ed (Matt Hill)
  3. Double D (Samuel Vincent)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Courage The Cowardly Dog

  1. Courage (Marty Grabstein)
  2. Muriel Bagge (Thea White)
  3. Eustace Bagge (Arthur Anderson)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Captain N: The Game Master

  1. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  2. Duke (Tomm Wright)
  3. Megaman (Doug Parker)
  4. Princess Lana (Venus Terzo)
  5. Kid Icarus (Alessandro Juliani)
  6. Simon Belmont (Andrew Kavadas)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Star vs. The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Bakugan

  1. Dan Kuso (Scott McCord)
  2. Shun Kazami (Zachary Bennett)
  3. Marucho Marukura (Joanne Vannicola)
  4. Runo Misaki (Julie Lemieux)
  5. Joe Brown (Travis Ferris)
  6. Mira Clay (Alyson Court)
  7. Julie Makimoto (Katie Griffin)
  8. Alice Gehabich (Emilie-Claire Barlow)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From WarioWare

  1. Wario (Tony Sampson)
  2. Waluigi (Jim Cummings)
  3. Jimmy T. (Peter Kelamis)
  4. Jimmy P. (Peter Kelamis)
  5. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Dribble (Tom Kenny)
  7. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
  8. Kat (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Ana (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. 9-Volt (Candi Milo)
  11. 18-Volt (Matt Hill)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Maurice LaMarche)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Nicole Oliver)
  17. Young Cricket (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Master Mantis (Rob Paulsen)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From Randy Cunningham

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From Camp Lakebottom

  1. McGee (Scott McCord)
  2. Suzi (Bryn McAuley)
  3. Squirt (Darren Frost)
  4. Gretchen (Melissa Altro)

Thomas Stories (based on the Thomas' Bedtime Stories video)

  1. Come Out Henry
  2. Henry To The Rescue
  3. Saved From Scrap
  4. A New Friend For Thomas
  5. James Learns A Lesson
  6. Foolish Freight Cars
  7. Donald and Douglas
  8. The Deputation

Notes

  • The Jukebox Band do not appear in this film.
  • This is a Sprout and YTV crossover.
  • Kimiko is wearing her The Apprentice outfit.
  • Mitchie and Audrey have their normal outfits (as shown on the covers of Accidentally Famous and Rumor Has It).
  • The Christian Redentor Camp is located in the US.

Transcript

  • (We open this film with the Happy Days theme)
  • Chorus: Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, Saturday, what a day, Groovin' all week with you. These days are ours Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days) These days are ours Share them with me.(Oh Happy Days) Goodbye grey sky, hello blue, 'cause nothing can hold me when I hold you. Feels so right it can't be wrong, Rockin' and rollin' all week long. (Chorus) These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days) These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days) These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.
  • (We then find the YTV characters at the treehouse)
  • Ash: Okay, we're spending a whole week at camp.
  • Raimundo: It'll be interesting.
  • Mel: I'd love to sing through my guitar.
  • Meilin: You got it.
  • Shaggy: Like, the camp is about a big trip.
  • Ash: And of course full of children.
  • Lexi: Wrong answer, Ash.
  • Ash: Huh?
  • Lexi: Children are not on this trip.
  • Ash: Why not!?
  • Star: I guess he's in trouble now.
  • Gretchen: Yeah right.
  • (Barney and the other Sprout characters arrive)
  • Barney and the others: Hi guys.
  • Ash and Mary: Barney!
  • Virgil: And all the other Sprout characters.
  • Richie: Welcome.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We're ready for a trip to remember.
  • Rikochet: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Flea: The Flea is so pleased to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh yes. Today we'll be spending the entire week at camp.
  • Mona: See? They're going too.
  • Penny: Have you remembered a tragedy on the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sure, Penny. Henry got locked up for refusing to come out. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Come Out Henry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Once an engine attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again.
  • (Edward's whistle blows)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engine's name is Henry. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
  • Henry: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • (The conductor's whistle blowing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Henry still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
  • Henry: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then, along came Sir Topham Hatt, the man of charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We will pull you out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. But Henry only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Because...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Sir Topham Hatt said...
  • Sir Topham Hatt; One, two, three, push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...but he didn't help.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: My doctor has forbbiden me to push.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. At last, Thomas came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Henry.
  • Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: Yes, but it will began again soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
  • (Thomas' whistle blows)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Henry stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Sir Topham Hatt gave up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We shall take away your rails...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Henry, so the other engines wouldn't bump into him. All Henry could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Edward and Gordon would often pass by. Edward would say...
  • Edward: Peep, peep! Hello!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Gordon would say...
  • Gordon: Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Henry had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Henry would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, but then decides to journey out again?
  • (Come Out Henry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why it's a bad ending for poor Henry.
  • Ally: (in tears) Man, i really am going to hear that.
  • Annie: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ash: Let's go to the Christian Redentor House. It's located in the US.
  • Others: Okay.
  • (Inside the Jukebox)
  • Tito: The Noble Duke of York, sung by me.
  • Didi: Of course.
  • Tex: Ye know what Tito says?
  • Rex: A whole week of camp.
  • Grace: Let's do it, guys.
  • (Tito sings The Noble Duke of York, with the others doing the instruments)
  • Tito: The noble duke of york he had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again! Oh, when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down; and when you're only half-way up, you're neither up nor down. The noble duke of york he had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again! Oh, when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down;and when you're only half-way up, you're neither up nor down.
  • (The Noble Duke of York ends)
  • (Back with the gang, they have arrived to the Christian Redentor Camp)
  • Ash: We made it.
  • Mary: Wow.
  • (The Tiny Toons appear)
  • The Tiny Toons: Welcome to the Christian Redentor Camp, everybody.
  • Ace: Buster, i knew i'd find you here.
  • Buster: Hi, Uncle Ace.
  • Sakura: Did Buster call Ace an uncle!?
  • Madison: I believe you're right.
  • Star: I wish there was something about that.
  • Marco: What do you mean?
  • McGee: It's because we're spending the whole week at camp.
  • Suzi: Yeah right.
  • (That night, Chelsea is with her teddy bear Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: You know, it's been many times that i love teddy bears. And this song is for you.
  • (She starts to sing Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: I love that song.
  • (Meanwhile, Rev is seen dancing to She's A Maniac in fast motion)
  • Rev: Phew, that was easy.
  • (We find Randy and Howard watching The Three Caballeros)
  • Randy: It's a classic Disney film.
  • Howard: Wow.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You loved that film, didn't you?
  • Randy: Yes of course, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A promise is a promise, and we must keep it.
  • Howard: Do you remember a happy ending.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Howard. Henry had his chance to get out of the tunnel. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Henry To The Rescue starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon always pull the big express. He was proud of being the only engine strong enough to do so. It was full of important people like Sir Topham Hatt and Gordon will see how fast he can go.
  • Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, tricktey-trock!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the coaches. In a minute, Gordon will see the tunnel where Henry stood bricked up and lonely.
  • Henry: Oh, dear. Why did I worried about rain spoiling my lovely coat of paint? I'd like to come out of the tunnel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Henry didn't know how to ask.
  • Gordon: I'm going to poop poop at Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was almost there when... Wheesh! And there was proud Gordon going slower and slower in a cloud of steam. His driver stopped the train.
  • Gordon: What has happen to me?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Gordon.
  • Gordon: I feel so weak.
  • Driver: You burst your safety valves.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Driver: You can't pull the train anymore.
  • Gordon: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Henry laughing at me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to see Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hmph.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: These big engines are always causing me trouble. Send for another engine at once.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: While the conductor went to find one, they uncoupled Gordon who had enough puff to slink on the siding out of the way. Edward was the only engine left.
  • Edward: I'll come and try.
  • Gordon: Hmph.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: That's no use. Edward can't push the train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The kind Edward puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed but he couldn't move the heavy coaches.
  • Gordon: I told you so.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Why not let Henry try?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I will. Will you help pull this train, Henry?
  • Henry: Oh yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry. When Henry had got up steam, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs.
  • Henry: Oh, I'm stiffed, I'm stiffed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He groaned.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Have a run to ease your joints and find a turntable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. When Henry came back, he felt much better. Then they coupled him up.
  • Edward: Peep peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: I'm ready.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: So am I. Pull hard, we'll do it! Pull hard, we'll do it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They puffed together.
  • Edward: We've done it together! We've done it together!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward and Henry.
  • Coaches: You've done it hurray! You've done it hurray!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sang the coaches. Everyone was excited. Sir Topham Hatt leaned out on the window to wave at Edward and Henry. But the train was going so fast, that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ated for tea. They never stopped til they came to the station at the end of the line. The passengers all said thank you, and Sir Topham Hatt promised Henry a new coat of paint. One their way home, Edward and Henry helped Gordon back to the shed. All three engines are now great friend. Henry doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his paint nicely not to run into tunnels, but to ask his driver to rub him down when the day's work was over.
  • (Henry To The Rescue ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how a happy ending belonged to Henry.
  • Randy: Thanks for hearing that.
  • Howard: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (By morning, it was Tuesday and the swimming session is starting)
  • Ash: I'm ready to swim.
  • Mona: Right you are.
  • (The Pussycat Crew arrive, dressed in swimsuits)
  • The Pussycat Crew: Hey guys.
  • Brock: (blushing) Josie, my loving princess, i knew i'd find you here.
  • Josie: Huh?
  • Brock: (proposing to Josie) You're from a band. Can i marry you?
  • Josie: N-not really.
  • (Kaiba grabs Brock by his back and pulls him aside)
  • Kaiba: I don't need a breeder to marry a band leader.
  • Mitchie: Wow, Josie, you're pretty on the inside.
  • Josie: Why yes.
  • Lifeguard Homer: So are you in for a swimming session?
  • Everyone: We will.
  • (Later, after the swimming session, the gang are at the Redentor office)
  • Ash: Man, i'm starving.
  • Mary: Me too.
  • Kevin: What do you know? Pizza's a taste of a food.
  • Mitchie: Huh?
  • Audrey: Do you mean Pizza?
  • Mona: That's my favorite, and you guys are gonna like it.
  • (Mona sings Mona Pizza)
  • Mona: This here is Mona Pizza! Makers of the world's best eatsa! Fresh sauce and cheese galo-ore, Brought straight to your front do-or! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!) This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!) Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!) Our pie's crispy, crunchy cru-ust, (Bellissima!) Leaves others in the du-ust. (Mamma mia!) Grab a hot slice and take a big bite! It's so good that you'll start a fight for more... Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!) Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!) Mona Pizza! (It's a pizza art!) Mona Pizza! (I said a "pizza art", ahahahaha!) We represent Pizza Dinosaur! We got the most stores in the world! Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin, But we're everywhere so you gotta give in! Mona Pizza's got nothing on us, 'Cause we've got 6000 stores plus! Pizza Dinosaur! Pizza Dinosaur! Wahahahahha! Wahahahahha!
  • (Mona Pizza ends)
  • Mona: There you go. A bunch of pizzas for all of you.
  • Ash: Wow, thank you.
  • Barney: This taste is super dee duper!
  • Sportacus: That's good.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You really are a good cooker, Mona.
  • Mona: Thank you, Conductors.
  • Penny: Mona is one good expert.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Indeed she does.
  • Fred: Well, tomorrow is bowling day.
  • Daphne: Did you remember Trevor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Daphne. Edward saved him from scrap. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Saved From Scrap starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt works his engines hard, but they are very proud when he calls them really useful.
  • Edward: I'm going to the scrapyard today.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward called to Thomas.
  • Thomas: What? Already? You're not that old.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas cheekily. Thomas was only teased him. The scrapyard was full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, loaded into cars and Edward pulls them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again. Today, there was a surprise waiting for Edward in the yard. It was a traction engine.
  • Edward: Hello.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?
  • Trevor: I'm Trevor. They're going to break me up next week.
  • Edward: What a shame.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Trevor: My driver says I only need some paint, polish and oil to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old fashioned.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward snorted.
  • Edward: People say I'm old fashioned, but I don't care. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm a useful engine. What work did you do?
  • Trevor: My owner will send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor shut his eyes, remembering.
  • Trevor: Oh, yes. I like children.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward set off for the station.
  • Edward: Broken up, what a shame. Broken up, what a shame. I must help Trevor, i must.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought of all his friends who liked engines. But strangely none of them would have room for a traction engine at home.
  • Edward: It's a shame, it's a shame.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. Then...
  • Edward: Peep! Peep! Why didn't i think of him before.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There on the platform was the very person.
  • Vicar: Hello, Edward. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked the driver.
  • Driver: There's a traction engine in the scrapyard, Vicar. He'll be broken up next week. Jem Cole says he never drove a better engine.
  • Edward: Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides.
  • Vicar: We'll see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the Vicar. Jem Cole came on saturday.
  • Jem Cole: The reverend's comin to see you, Trevor. Maybe he'll buy you.
  • Trevor: Do you think he will?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Trevor?
  • Jem Cole: He will when i lit your fire and clean you up.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The Vicar and his two boys arrived that evening. Trevor hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard.
  • Vicar: Show your paces, Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the Vicar. Later he came out of the office, smiling.
  • Vicar: I've got him cheap, Jem, cheap.
  • Jem Cole: Did ye hear that Trevor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Jem.
  • Jem Cole: The reverend's saved you and you'll live at the vicarage now.
  • Trevor: Peep! Peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Trevor. Now Trevor's home was in the Vicarage Orchard, and he sees Edward every day. His paint is spotless and his brass shines like gold. Trevor likes his work but his happiest day is the church fair. With a wooden seat bolted to his bunker, he chuffers round the orchard giving rides to children. Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering.
  • Trevor: I like children.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispers happily.
  • (Saved From Scrap ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So you see, Trevor's living in the orchard now.
  • McGee: Wow, that's good.
  • Suzi: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (That night)
  • Ash: We're going to the bowling center tomorrow, little sister.
  • Mary: Right, big brother.
  • (By morning, on Wednesday)
  • Fred: This is it, gang, the bowling center.
  • (They all reach the top of the center and find many arcades)
  • Virgil: Wow, how cool.
  • Richie: This center is amazing.
  • (Ash notices Marvel Vs. Capcom 2)
  • Ash: Perfect. I'll use Cyclops, Captain America and Cable.
  • (He inserts two coins on the machine and starts playing it)
  • BJ: Ash could be an expert.
  • Riff: But he's a fighting fan.
  • Aviva: (scoring a bowling strike) Yes! I did it!
  • (Duck and Raimundo are seen ready for a dance off)
  • Duck: I challenge you to a dance off.
  • Raimundo: You're on.
  • (They start to dance to Rose's Speed Over Beethoven)
  • Rose: Into the night, you'll make me cry I need your love, to save my life I need you while my piano gently weeps Listen to Beethoven A melody, will set you free You need my love, deep in your mind I need you while my piano gently weeps Music gonna save your li-i-ife Into the night, you'll make me cry I need your love, to save my life I need you while my piano gently weeps Listen to Beethoven Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na.
  • (Speed Over Beethoven ends)
  • Duck: I did it.
  • Raimundo: Hey! I was just going to win.
  • Duck: Bah! That's against the rules, kid.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What do you mean against the rules, Duck?
  • Mitchie: Tomorrow is the talent show.
  • Audrey: We just can't miss it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's correct, Audrey.
  • Misty: Well, that's a relief.
  • Brock: Do you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Brock. He befriended Trevor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A New Friend For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine enjoys living in the Vicarage Orchard. Edward came to see him every day, but sometimes Trevor didn't have enough work to do.
  • Trevor: I do like to keep busy all the time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He sighed one day.
  • Trevor: And i do like company. Especially, children's company.
  • Edward: Cheer up.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smiled Edward.
  • Edward: Sir Topham Hatt has worked for you at his new harbor. I'm to take you to meet Thomas today.
  • Trevor: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Exclaimed Trevor happily.
  • Trevor: The harbor, the seaside, children. That would be lovely.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was on his way to the harbour with a trainload of metal pilings. They were needed to make the harbour wharf firm and safe.
  • Edward: Hello, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Edward.
  • Edward: This is Trevor a friend of mine. He's a traction engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas eyed the newcomer doubtfully.
  • Thomas: A what engine?
  • Trevor: A traction engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Trevor.
  • Trevor: I run on roads instead of rails. Can you take me to the harbour, please? Sir Topham Hatt has a job for me.
  • Thomas: Yes, of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas. But he was still puzzled. Workmen coupled Trevor's car to Thomas' train and soon they were ready to start their journey.
  • Trevor: I'm glad Sir Topham Hatt needs me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Trevor.
  • Trevor: I don't have enough to do sometime you know. Although i can work anywhere. In orchards, on farms, in scrapyards even at harbours.
  • Thomas: But you don't run on rails.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas.
  • Trevor: I'm a traction engine. I don't need rails to be useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
  • Trevor: You wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When they reached the harbour, they found everything in confusion. Cars had been derailed, blocking the line and stone slabs lay everywhere.
  • Driver: We must get this pilings past.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas' Driver.
  • Driver: They are escential. Trevor, we need you to drag them round this mess.
  • Trevor: Just the sort of job i like.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
  • Trevor: Now you'll see, Thomas. I'll soon show you what traction engines can do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor was as good as his work. He dragged the pilings clear with chains and towed them into position.
  • Trevor: Who needs rails?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He muttered cheerfully to himself. Later, Thomas brought Annie and Clarabel to visit him. Thomas was most impressed.
  • Thomas: Now i understand how useful a traction engine can be.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The coaches were full of children. Trevor gave them rides to all the harbour. He liked this best of all.
  • Annie: He's very kind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Annie.
  • Clarabel: He reminds me of Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Added Clarabel. Everyone was sorry when it was time for Trevor to go. Thomas pulled him to the junction. A small tear came into Trevor's eye. Thomas pretended not to see. He whistled gaily to make Trevor happy.
  • Thomas: I'll come and see you if I can.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He promised.
  • Thomas: The Vicar will look after you and there's plenty of work for you now at the orchard. But we may meet you again at the harbour someday.
  • Trevor: That would be wonderful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Trevor. That evening, Trevor stood remembering his new friend Thomas, the harbour, and most of all, the children. Then he went happily to sleep in the shed at the bottom of the orchard.
  • (A New Friend For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Thomas befriended Trevor like always.
  • Jackie: That's amazing.
  • Uncle: Uncle knows you're leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Uh huh.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (That night)
  • Kat: We're spending the whole night watching Gullah Gullah Island.
  • Ana: That's more like it.
  • Kat: Tomorrow afternoon is the talent show.
  • Ana: Yep.
  • (By morning, Team Rocket and The Greasers are at the camp)
  • Jessie: Wow, the Redentor Camp.
  • Cliff: How cool is that?
  • James: We'd say it's time for our plan.
  • Lube: Of course.
  • Meowth: We can be super fancy.
  • Shriek: And super fabulous.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • (That afternoon, on the other side of the Redentor Office)
  • Kermit: It's time for our talent show, ladies and gentlemen.
  • Ash: Wow, Kermit's a talent actor.
  • Sportacus: Yep.
  • Kermit: Before we start, here's a news report from Donkey and Diddy Kong.
  • (The crowd claps in joy as Donkey and Diddy Kong appear)
  • Donkey Kong: Good afternoon, and welcome to Camp News.
  • Diddy Kong: What happened on Monday is that the guys arrived on time.
  • Donkey Kong: On Tuesday, they did swimming lessons.
  • Diddy Kong: And on Wednesday, they went to the bowling center.
  • Donkey Kong: That ends our report.
  • Diddy Kong: Thanks and good afternoon.
  • (The crowd claps in joy as the report ends)
  • (The Conductors then reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just before you know it, guys.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Here's a good Thomas Story.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about James' deal with some coaches.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James Learns A Lesson starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was enjoying his life on the Island of Sodor, but he still had a lot to learn.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're a special mixed traffic engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You can pull coaches or freight cars quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James knew what Sir Topham Hatt meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day.
  • Edward: Be careful with the coaches, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said kind little Edward.
  • Edward: They don't like being bumped.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to admire James.
  • James: I'm really a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought and suddenly let off steam.
  • James: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A shower of water fell on Sir Topham's nice new top hat. Just then, the conductor blew his whistle and James thought they had better go.
  • James: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed to Edward.
  • Edward: Don't push, don't push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. The coaches were grumbling too.
  • Coaches: Don't go so fast, don't go so fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But James wouldn't listen. When at last they stopped at the next station two coaches were beyond the platform. They have to go back to let the passengers out. But no one seems to know about Sir Topham's new hat so James felt happier. Presently they came to the station where Thomas was waiting with his two coaches.
  • Thomas: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Feeling better? That's good. Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go. I don't know what Sir Topham Hatt to do without me to run this branch line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he puffed off importantly. Edward and James passed the field where James has had his accident. The fences were mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. James was still wondering what Sir Topham would have to say about his new hat. Next morning, he spoke severly to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you can't behave, I shall take away your red coat and have you painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like that at all. He was very rough with the grumbling coaches as he brought them to the platform.
  • James: Don't talk, come on! Gordon never fetch his own coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought to himself.
  • James: And he's only painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: To make James even more cross, this time no one came near him.
  • James: I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • James: They thought Gordon is the only engine who can pull coaches. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James.
  • Coaches: You're going too fast, you're going to fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the coaches. James laughed and tried to go faster, but the coaches wouldn't let him.
  • Coaches: We're going to stop, we're going to stop!
  • James: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James asked his driver.
  • Driver: The brakes were on, leak in the pipe most likey. You banged the coaches enough to make a leak in anything.
  • Conductor: How should we mend it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the driver.
  • Conductor: Well, where's the bootlace coming from?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: Ask the passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Conductor: You have a leather bootlace there.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Conductor to a smartly dressed man.
  • Conductor: Please give it to me.
  • Man: I won't.
  • Conductor: Then I'm afraid the train will just stop where it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The passengers all said what a bad railway it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his laces over. The driver tied a pad of newspapers tightly round the hole in the brake pipe, and James was able to pull the train. But he was a sadder and wiser James, and took care never to bump coaches again.
  • (James Learns A Lesson ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why James had behaved badly.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: And it's way worse.
  • Kermit: How bad. But never the less, the talent show starts right now.
  • Greg: Yes!
  • Anthony: Just what i expected, six songs at the same time.
  • Kermit: First up, Dorie, Reanne and Mirabelle. They're singing Just Like Magic.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as The Witchlings sing Just Like Magic)
  • The Witchlings: (Bah bah bah, bah bah bah, bah bah bah!) I got a secret I can't tell, guess I better cast my spell Don't you worry, just you wait; everything's gonna be great Just like magic, watch and see, Magical DoReMi Like magic, 1, 2, 3 Just like magic, that's me. (Bah bah bah, bah bah bah, bah bah bah!) This ol' witch is mad and green, meanest witch you've ever seen You've got a broom and I've got a wand We've got friendship, we've got a bond Just like magic, watch and see, Magical DoReMi Like magic, 1, 2, 3 Just like magic, you and me! Magic! 1, 2, 3, Magical DoReMi Like magic, A-1, 2, 3!
  • (Just Like Magic ends)
  • Dorie: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Thank you everybody!
  • Reanne and Mirabelle: We'll see you all again soon.
  • Kermit: And now, here's Mel Blake singing her favorite song of all: Breakaway!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel appears with her guitar)
  • Mel: Let's do this!
  • (Mel starts to sing Breakaway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Thank you everybody!
  • Mr. Conductor 3:
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We've got a sixth Thomas Story to tell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about James' chance of pulling cars.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Foolish Freight Cars starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James had not been out to push coaches or freight cars in the yard for several days. He was feeling miserable.
  • James: Oh dear. I wonder how long I shall have to stay in the shed would anyone else see my coat again? Why did I go so fast that i made a hole in one of my coaches that had to be mended with of all things a passenger's bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know you are sorry, James, and I know too that you want to be a useful engine. People are laughing at my railway and i do not like that at all.
  • James: I will try hard to do my best.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's a good engine. There's nothing like determination. I want you to pull some freight cars for me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was delighted and puffed away.
  • Thomas: Here's your freight train, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Have you got some bootlaces ready?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he ran off laughing.
  • Cars: Oh, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the freight cars.
  • Cars: We want a proper engine, not a red monster.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James took no notice and started as soon as the conductor was ready.
  • James: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: We won't, we won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. But James didn't care and he pulled the screeching cars stermly out of the station. The cars tried hard to make him give up but he still kept on. Sometimes their brakes will slip on and sometimes their axles will run hot and each time the trouble had to be put right and each time James will start again, determined not to let them beat him.
  • Cars: Give up, give up! You can't pull us! You can't, you can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the cars.
  • James: I can and I will! I can and I will!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James and slowly but surely, he pulled them along the line. At last they saw Gordon's Hill.
  • Driver: Look out for trouble, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned his driver.
  • Driver: We'll go fast and get them up before they know it. Don't let them stop you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James went faster and soon they were halfway up.
  • James: I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • James: Will the top never come?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then with a sudden jerk, it all came easier.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it. Hooray! It's easy now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But his driver shut off steam.
  • Driver: They've done it again. We've left our tail behind. Look.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The last cars were running backwards down the hill. A coupling had snapped. But the conductor stopped the cars and got out to warn approaching engines.
  • James: That's why it was easy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James as he backed the cars carefully down.
  • James: What silly things freight cars are. They're might have been an accident.
  • Edward: Shall I help you, James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • James: No thank you. I'll pull them myself.
  • Edward: Good, don't let them beat you. You're doing well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Edward as James slowly struggled up the hill.
  • James: I can do it, I can do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He pulled and puffed as hard as he could.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted. James was resting in the yard when Edward pulled up.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Then, James saw Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Oh dear, what will he say?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked himself. But Sir Topham Hatt was smiling.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I was in Edward's train and I saw everything. You made the most troublesome train on the line behaved. After that performance, you deserved to keep your red coat.
  • (Foolish Freight Cars ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why James had deserved to keep his red coat.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: He's now part of the Island of Sodor.
  • Kermit: Thanks for the offer. And now, Virgil and Richie will sing Riding Dirty!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Virgil and Richie sing Riding Dirty)
  • Virgil and Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen. When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a new chick, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum Security cell, I'm grippin oak Music loud and tippin slow Twist and twistin like hit this dough Police pull up from behind and is in his throat Windows down gotta stop pollution CDs change niggas like who is that producing? This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo I gotta get back to backstreets Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin Cause they denyin is racial profiling Houston, TX you can check my tags Pull me over try to check my slab Glove compartment gotta get my cash Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw You can't arrest me plus you can't sue This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • (Riding Dirty ends)
  • Virgil: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Thanks a lot guys.
  • Richie: Thanks.
  • Sam: (as she arrives)
  • Clover: (as she also arrives)
  • Virgil:
  • Richie:
  • Sam:
  • Virgil:
  • Clover:
  • Richie:
  • Kermit: And now, Nikki's ready to sing Born This Way! There she is!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Nikki sings Born This Way)
  • Nikki: It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way, baby My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag ‒ just be a queen [x3] Don't be! Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) (Repeat chorus + post-chorus) Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. (Repeat chorus + post-chorus) I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.
  • (Born This Way ends)
  • Nikki: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Thank you, guys.
  • Ralph: (as he arrives)
  • Nikki:
  • Ralph:
  • (Ralph kisses Nikki on her cheek)
  • Nikki:
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Any of you guys for a semifinal Thomas Story?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good choice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about Donald and Douglas the Scottish Twin Engines.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Donald and Douglas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald and Douglas are twins and had arrived from Scotland to help Sir Topham Hatt, but only one engine had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Sir Topham Hatt had given them numbers, Donald 9 and Douglas 10, but he was still planning to send one engine home. There was a break van in the yard that had taken a dislike to Douglas. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Douglas began to worry. Donald, his twin, was angry.
  • Donald: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Donald: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Break Van: You can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the break van.
  • Break Van: I'm essential!
  • Donald: Och are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald burst out.
  • Donald: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Douggie, would ya? Take that!
  • Break Van: Ow! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the van.
  • Donald: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van behave better after that. Until one day, Donald had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time. Donald wasn't hurt, but Sir Topham Hatt was most annyoed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I am disappointed, Donald. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Douglas back and keep you.
  • Donald: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now James will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. James won't like that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was right. James grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Douglas: Anyone would think.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas.
  • Douglas: That Donald had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about an engine and some tar wagons.
  • James: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: It's not funny.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Donald: Well, well, well! Surely, James, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Break Van: James is cross!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sniggered the spiteful break van.
  • Break Van: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Cars: Hold back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars to each other. James did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Edward's station. Luckily, Douglas was there.
  • James: Help me up the hill, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Panted James.
  • James: These freight cars are playing tricks.
  • Douglas: We'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas. Slowly but surely, the snorting engines forced the freight cars up the hill. But James was losing steam.
  • James: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Douglas: Leave it to me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted Douglas. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! The van's breaking!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Edward came to clear the mess. Sir Topham Hatt was board.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I might have known it would be Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Edward: Douglas was grand, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: James had no steam left, but Douglas worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Two would have been enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want to be fair, Douglas, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was making up his mind about which engine to send away, but that's another story.
  • (Donald and Douglas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Donald and Douglas came to Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: They're both twins.
  • Kermit: Good. And now, here's Shaggy Rogers singing Tell Me Tell Me.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Shaggy sings Tell Me Tell Me)
  • Shaggy: Ooh...ooh...ooh... Ooh...ooh...ooh... Hey girl you got me running Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me where you've been hidin' I took a look and I decided Got to know why you mystify me I can't see nothing but you All I do, all day through, is think of you Oh...oh...oh... Oh...oh...oh...oh... Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me that we'll make it If there's a chance then I'm gonna take it Here's my heart, now please don't break it I don't want nothing but you. There's so much I wanna say now, Tell me, tell me, it's ok now. Say you love me say you'll stay now Tell me what to do... Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na.
  • (Tell Me Tell Me ends)
  • Shaggy: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Like, thanks.
  • Kermit: And now the last song. Brad Buttowski's singing The Kids Aren't Alright.
  • Fox: Yes.
  • Falco: I'm so excited.
  • Kermit: There he is with Jordan Buttsquat, Thug Tigger and Brittney Wong.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Brad sings The Kids Aren't Alright, with Buttsquat, Thug Tigger and Brittney doing rock instruments)
  • Brad: When we were young the future was so bright. The old neighborhood was so alive And every kid on the whole damn street Was gonna make it big and not be beat Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn The kids are grown up but their lives are worn How can one little street. Swallow so many lives Chances thrown Nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard Hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams Jamie had a chance, well she really did Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job. He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot Jay committed suicide Brandon OD'd and died What the hell is going on The cruelest dream, reality Chances thrown Nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard Hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams.
  • (The Kids Aren't Alright ends)
  • Brad: (as the crowd cheers in joy) Thank you!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Are you in for our last story?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, you're just as lucky as we three.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about Donald and Douglas' big deputation.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and The Deputation starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snow came early to the Island of Sodor. It was heavier than usual. Most engines hate snow. Donald and Douglas were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Henry: Help, help!
  • Douglas: Losh shakes, Donald! It's Henry!
  • Donald: Don't worry yourself, Henry! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The twins were looking glum. They told him Sir Topham Hatt was making a decision.
  • Donald: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Percy: It's a shame.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Gordon: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • James: That spiteful break van too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • James: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Henry: The twins were splendid in the snow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Added Henry.
  • Henry: It isn't fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Percy decided to talk to Edward about it.
  • Edward: What you need...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: ...is a deputation.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He explained what that was. Percy ran back quickly.
  • Percy: Edward says we need a depostation.
  • Gordon: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: The question is...
  • Henry: What is a desperation?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • Percy: It's when engines tell Sir Topham Hatt something's wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Duck: Did you say tell Sir Topham Hatt?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Duck thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Gordon: I purpose.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Percy be our...um...disputation.
  • Percy: Me?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Squeaked Percy.
  • Percy: I can't!
  • Henry: Rubbish, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: It's easy.
  • Gordon: That's settled then.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon. Poor Percy wished it wasn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy. It's nice to be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy jumped.
  • Percy: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look nervous, Percy. What's the matter?
  • Percy: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt pondered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you mean a deputation, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes sir, please sir. It's Donald and Douglas. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thank you, Percy. That will do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to the engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He paused impressively.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Donald and Douglas, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins were surprised.
  • Donald: Thank you, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Douglas: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt smiled.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It means...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The twins were here to stay.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • (The Deputation ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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