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Adults/Kids is a YTV Superstars spoof to this Simpsons musical. It stars Ash Ketchum as Bart Simpson, Mary as Lisa Simpson, Kevin Whitney as Milhouse Van Houten, Mel Szyslak as Nelson Muntz, Cadet Erin Feral as Ralph Wiggum, Peggy as Allison Taylor, Mikey and Timmy as Rod and Todd Flanders, Steven as Homer Simpson, Wilhomena as Marge Simpson, Lieutenant Felina Feral as Chief Clancy Wiggum, Lord Starchbottom as Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Melvin as Krusty The Clown, Danger Duck as Moe Szyslak, Miss Layla Mackenzie as Edna Krabappel, Lexi Bunny as Abraham Simpson, Senora Zapata as Jasper, and cameos by Meilin Rae, Malinda Doe and Teodora Villavicencio as Jimbo Jones, Kearney Zzyzwicz, and Dolph Starbeam, Rabbit as Principal Seymour Skinner, Mr. Whitney as Kirk Van Houten, Donkey Kong as Superintendent Gary Chalmers, and Fiona Von Steig, Betty Hawkins, Anna Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto, Mackenzie Hollister, Zuzu Boyle and Shauna Blake as a group of seniors.

Cast

  • Sarah Natochenny as Ash Ketchum
  • Kerry Williams as Mary, Peggy
  • Alberto Ghisi as Kevin Whitney
  • Stephanie Morgenstern as Mel Szyslak
  • Grey Griffin as Cadet Erin Feral
  • Kayzie Rogers Mikey, Timmy
  • Dan Green as Steven
  • Amy Birnbaum as Wilhomena
  • Lori Alan as Lieutenant Felina Feral
  • Paul Rugg as Lord Starchbottom
  • Jimmy Zoppi as Melvin
  • Jason Marsden as Danger Duck
  • Linda Rae Jurgens as Miss Layla Mackenzie
  • Jessica DiCicco as Lexi Bunny
  • Carla Jimenez as Senora Zapata
  • Nicole Oliver as Meilin Rae
  • Jocelyne Loewen as Malinda Doe
  • Anne Marie Blanco as Teodora Villavicencio
  • Tom Kenny as Rabbit
  • Brian Drummond as Mr. Whitney
  • Richard Yearwood as Donkey Kong
  • Kate Micucci as Fiona Von Steig
  • Janyse Jaud as Betty Hawkins
  • Meghan Black as Anna Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto
  • Jennifer Hale as Mackenzie Hollister
  • Emily Jenness as Zuzu Boyle
  • Kelly Sheridan as Shauna Blake

Script and Lyrics

  • (We open this musical with the kids and adults confronting each other)
  • Kids: Adults!
  • Adults: Kids!
  • Kids: Adults!
  • Adults: Kids!
  • Kids: Adults!
  • Lord: Kids! You've had your fun, and now, we've had our fill!
  • Steven: Yeah! You're only here because Wilhelmina forgot her pill!
  • Wilhelmina: (groans)
  • Lt. Feral: Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks!
  • Melvin: Channel hopping', Ritalin-popping' Monkeys! But please don't quit the fan-club!
  • Wilhelmina: Kids! I will nag and nag until my hair turns blue!
  • Miss Mackenzie: Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
  • Mikey and Timmy: Why can't you be like we are?
  • (Everyone throws tomatoes at them Steven boos)
  • Adults: Oh, what a bunch of brats!
  • Danger Duck: We oughta drown you just like cats!
  • (Lola, Mitchie's pet cat, sticks her head out of Danger Duck's bag)
  • Ash: Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!
  • Mel: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
  • Mary: Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, Boozing, boring bunch! Surely meanie, Three-martini Lunchers!
  • Erin: I just ate a thumb tack.
  • Kevin: Adults, they're always telling us to—
  • (Lexi Bunny grabs Kevin)
  • Lexi Bunny: SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
  • Senora Zapata: Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
  • (a group of seniors show up)
  • Seniors: We're trying to get some sleep here, It's almost six fifteen. What's the matter with—?
  • Adults: Don't you treat us like—!
  • Kids: Can't you just lay off—?
  • Seniors: We're sick of all of you—!
  • All: Kiiiiids tooooday!
  • Lexi Bunny: We're going to teach all of you rugrats a lesson!
  • Steven: Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
  • Melvin: Yeah, you old fogey!
  • Danger Duck: Buzz off, you old—
  • Erin: You're wrinkly, somebody should iron you.
  • (All the kids and adults agree.)

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