Air Conditioner Bugs is the first episode of the fifth season of Mickey the Mouse and Friends, and the one-hundred and fifth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Cranky Bugs.
- Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
- Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
- Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
- Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
- Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
- Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
- Air Conditioner (from The Brave Little Toaster) as Cranky
- Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Mater (from Cars) as Butch (cameo)
Narrator: "Mickey and Piglet enjoy working in the docks. They like the sea air and the sound of the gulls.
But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. An air onditioner was causing trouble. his name was Air Conditioner, and this was his first day at the harbor."
Air Conditioner: "You're useless little bugs!"
Narrator: "He called from above."
Air Conditioner: "If you put these boxes on the inside lines, then I wouldn't have so far to travel!"
Narrator: "Said Mickey."
Mickey: "We always arrange our cargos like this, and no air conditioner has ever complained before."
Air Conditioner: "Well, I'm complaining now!"
Narrator: "And Air Conditioner banged his load down on the keyside.
Later, the two disney characters met Sir Ector and Donald Duck and told them about Air Conditioner."
Sir Ector: "Air Conditioners are hairy fairy things, they need a lot of attention, like me, in fact."
Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."
Donald Duck: "You should see the situation from A.C.'s point of view."
Narrator: "Huffed Donald."
Donald Duck: "He's high up in the air, coping with wind, rain, and baking sun, then he looks down and sees you two little Disney Characters being annoying! No wonder he calls you 'bugs'.
Narrator: "When Air Conditioner heard that the big Disney characters agreed with him, he grew bossier still."
Air Conditioner: "Come on, come on! Push those boxes closer to me!"
Narrator: "But Piglet was too ipset to concentrate, and pushed the boxes too far." (Air Conditioner drops his load on Piglet) "Poor Piglet.
Then, Air Conditioner played a trick on Mickey."
Air Conditioner: "Push your boxes onto the outside line! It's easier for me to load up!"
Narrator: "So Mickey did.
But Air Conditioner left the loads beside the boxes, not in them."
Air Conditioner: "You must have known I can't reach you there!"
Narrator: "Complained Air Conditioner. This mix-up caused confusion and delay.
Professor Porter was most upset."
Professor Porter: "Mickey and Piglet, this new air conditioner has an important job to do. I have heard you have not been helping him. You will go to your homes and consider how you will improve yourselves tomorrow."
Narrator: "Now, Mickey and Piglet were upset, too.
That evening, a big storm raged across the land.
Air Conditioner and the big Disney Characters were trapped at the docks."
Jiminy Cricket: "We're sure to be safe in this shed."
Narrator: "Said Jiminy Cricket.
But he was wrong.
The Disney Characters had no idea they were about to be put in great danger by an old tramp steamer. It was out of control, and running aground, straight into the sheds!"
Air Conditioner: "AAAAH!" (Falls Over)
Baloo, Donald, Sir Ector, and Jiminy: "Help!"
Narrator: "Called the Disney Characters from inside the shed."
Air Conditioner: "I can't."
Narrator: "Called Air Conditioner pathetically.
When the storm was over, Professor Porter rushed to the scene of the destruction."
Professor Porter: "Mickey and Piglet will help you."
Narrator: "He called to Air Conditioner."
Professor Porter: "And then you can help the Disney Characters."
Air Conditioner: "Oh, please, hurry!"
Narrator: "Cried Air Conditioner."
Air Conditioner: "And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them!"
Professor Porter: "So it was you!"
Narrator: "Murmered Professor Porter."
Professor Porter: "I owe those Disney Characters an apology."
Narrator: "Mickey and Piglet soon came to the rescue.
And it wasn't too long before Air Conditioner was upright again, and clearing the wreckage.
At last, all the Disney Characters were free."
Sir Ector: "Oh, thank you."
Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."
Sir Ector: "What would I have done without you?"
Air Conditioner: "Well, I had to be rescued before I could help you.
But I never thought it would be done by a couple of bu... bu..."
Narrator: "Air Conditioner was about to say 'bugs', but he quickly corrected himself."
Air Conditioner: "Uh, small Disney Characters, thank you. I'll never be rude again. However, you two mites are in my way, so move over!"
Narrator: "Said Piglet."
Piglet: "He's back to bugging us!"
Mickey: "Don't move! You're still attached to A.C.!"
Narrator: "But it was too late." (Air Conditioner Falls Over)
"Air Conditioner still looks down on the two little Disney characters, but ever since that stormy night, he never calls them 'bugs' or 'mites', because he knows they may bite back."
- Footage Copyright: The Walt Disney Company, Pixar Animation Studios