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Al Goes Buzz Buzz & Other Ash Stories is a VHS Spoof to James Goes Buzz Buzz & Other Thomas Stories, each containing two Season 2 episodes and five Season 3 episodes told by George Carlin. It is released in February 1994 by Strand Home Video.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Kevin Keene (from Captain N: The Game Master) as Edward
  • Peter Parker (from The Spectacular Spider-Man) as Henry
  • Scott Summers (from X-Men: Evolution) as Gordon
  • Al Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
  • Todd Daring (from The Replacements) as Percy
  • Lana Loud and Lola Loud (from The Loud House) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Miss Harper McCormick (from Wedding Peach) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Winnie The Pooh (from The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh) as Trevor
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Duck
  • Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse (from Tom and Jerry Tales) as Bill and Ben
  • Prohyas Warrior (from Mighty Magiswords) as BoCo
  • Alexander Cabot III (from Josie and The Pussycats) as Oliver
  • Rancid Rabbit (from CatDog) as Bulgy

Episodes

  1. Al Goes Buzz Buzz
  2. One Good Turn
  3. Sonic's Chase
  4. Heroes
  5. Rancid Rabbit
  6. Wrong Road
  7. Todd, Al and The Fruitful Day

Notes

  • Narrated by George Carlin.
  • Release Date: February 23, 1994.
  • The Season 3 intro, nameplate sequence (1992-1994) and the outro are used together.
  • In the end credits, a still picture from "Todd, Al and The Fruitful Day" is used.
  • Distributed by Strand Home Video.

Goofs

  • The back cover shows an image from "Trust Ash", but that episode is not on this spoof.

Opening Previews

  1. Strand Home Video FBI Warning
  2. Strand Home Video logo (1993-1994)
  3. YTV Presents logo
  4. Ash and Friends Season 3 intro
  5. First few seconds of Al Goes Buzz Buzz

Closing Previews

  1. Last few seconds of Todd, Al and The Fruitful Day
  2. Ash and Friends outro
  3. Strand Home Video logo (1993-1994)

Opening Credits

  • ASH THE POKEMON TRAINER & FRIENDS
  • Based on The TV SHOWS by YTV
  • AL GOES BUZZ BUZZ
  • Told by GEORGE CARLIN
  • Directed by DAVID MITTON

Cover Artwork

Front Cover

  • Al with a red nose from "Al Goes Buzz Buzz"

Back Cover

  • Ash and Sonic from "Trust Ash"

Cover Color

  • Purple

Running Time

  • 35 Minutes

Description

  • PEEP! PEEP!

Script

Al Goes Buzz Buzz

  • George Carlin: Winnie The Pooh Bear was enjoying his work in the vicarage orchard. Birds were singing and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a splendid day.
  • Al: Hello, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Said Al.
  • Al: You look as bright and cheerful as my red paint.
  • Pooh: Oh I am.
  • George Carlin: Replied Pooh.
  • Al: What's that noise?
  • Pooh: It's the bees.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Pooh.
  • Pooh: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The vicar says his bees make good honey and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Prohyas Warrior hummed in.
  • Prohyas: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • George Carlin: Al didn't like being told what to do by a warrior and he buzzed away.
  • Prohyas: Goodbye, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Called Prohyas and set off to see Virgil at the next station. Tom and Jerry were busy arranging Beedrill. But they scampered off when they saw Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Kevin soon put a stop in their games.
  • Shaggy: Kevin is the only one who can keep Tom and Jerry in order.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
  • Prohyas: A good name.
  • George Carlin: Replied Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
  • George Carlin: Al bustled in.
  • Al: What's that, Shaggy? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box diesel tell you different.
  • Shaggy: His name is Donkey Kong, and he didn't. We...
  • Al: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Shaggy: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
  • George Carlin: Retorted Shaggy. The next morning, Al arrived at the station to collect his coaches. The passengers were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • George Carlin: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. Al heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the fireman hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did his driver. So the bees turned to Al. His boiler was nice and warm.
  • Al: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Al. One bee burnt its foot.
  • Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
  • George Carlin: The bee thought Al had burnt him on purpose. So it stung Al right back on the nose.
  • (Doink!)
  • Al: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Al. He had had enough so had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their coaches behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to Al's warm boiler. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Driver: It's no good, Al.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
  • George Carlin: Al's reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. The Vicar was waiting anxiously for Al. When he arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
  • Driver: Come on, Al.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: What you need now is a good hosedown.
  • George Carlin: Later that evening, Al was resting in the shed when the Vicar came to see him.
  • Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Vicar: It's the pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you Al the Red-Nosed boy.
  • George Carlin: Everyone laughed even Al. But instead, they decided to call Al "The Bees Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.

Nameplates after Al Goes Buzz Buzz

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

One Good Turn

  • George Carlin: Tom and Jerry are the most mischievous animals working on Miss Harper's town. They're kept busy pushing and pulling Beedrill up and down the line that runs from the china clay works to the harbour yard. They like to have fun together and often play tricks on the workmen. But sometimes, their teasing ways can get them into trouble. One morning, Miss Harper came to see them.
  • Harper: Important goods have arrived in the big yard. Tom and Jerry, I need you to help the other characters.
  • Tom and Jerry: Oh, yes, of course, ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Replied the animals. They set off happily on their important mission. Prohyas was resting in the yard when suddenly he heard a pair of familiar whistles.
  • Prohyas: Hmm.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: Here comes trouble.
  • Tom: Miss Harper told us you were tired.
  • George Carlin: Teased Tom.
  • Tom: He asked us to take all your Beedrill for you.
  • Prohyas: You two never stopped do you? But I'm wise to your pranks and we do need help here.
  • George Carlin: The animals were soon busy pushing and pulling the heavy Beedrill into place. At last, the day's work was done. The animals now became excited. They were going to use the turntable for the first time. Tom went first.
  • Tom: This is fun!
  • George Carlin: He shrieked to Jerry. He didn't want to move off at all. The foreman stopped the turntable.
  • Foreman: Please make way for the other characters.
  • George Carlin: He ordered. Tom did so, but the foreman had accidentally stopped the turntable in the wrong place. Tom was on the wrong track and there was Jerry puffing directly toward him. The characters came to a grinding halt. They gazed grimly at each other.
  • Tom: I was here first!
  • George Carlin: Said Tom.
  • Jerry: But you're in my way!
  • George Carlin: Protested Jerry.
  • Jerry: You'll have to back up again!
  • Tom: I won't!
  • Jerry: You will!
  • Tom: I won't!
  • George Carlin: Miss Harper came to stop the noise.
  • Harper: If you don't behave, I shall not allow you here again.
  • George Carlin: The next day, Jerry was still grumpy.
  • Jerry: That Tom! Imagine getting in my way on the turntable. He's a really silly animal!
  • Prohyas: The way I heard it.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: It sounded like you were both to blame.
  • Jerry: Pooh! You must have heard it all wrong!
  • George Carlin: The animals grumbled about each other all day. Even kind Kevin lost patience.
  • Kevin: All this grumbling spreads bad atmosphere in the yard.
  • Prohyas: You're quite right and that's why I come up with a plan.
  • George Carlin: Prohyas whispered his plan to Kevin. Then his driver told Miss Harper.
  • Harper: I'll start making arrangements right away.
  • George Carlin: The next morning she called Tom and Jerry into the yard.
  • Harper: Prohyas is taking a special train to the harbour. His regular heavy goods train is waiting on the siding. You can pull it together.
  • Jerry: But...
  • Tom: But...
  • George Carlin: Protested Tom and Jerry who were still not speaking to each other.
  • Harper: Good. I knew I can rely on you two.
  • Jerry: I'll take the train myself.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Jerry.
  • Tom: Go right ahead.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom. Jerry was coupled up to the train of Beedrill, but they were too heavy for him to move alone.
  • Tom: Go on.
  • George Carlin: Teased Tom.
  • Jerry: I can't!
  • George Carlin: Said Jerry. Then suddenly, both animals laughed.
  • Tom: I don't think we'll take turns this time, Jerry.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom.
  • Tom: I think we better pull together!
  • George Carlin: Jerry was delighted. It was good to be helping each other. Best of all, it was good to be friends again.

Nameplates after One Good Turn

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

Sonic's Chase

  • George Carlin: One morning, Kevin was waiting to pick up students from Ash Ketchum.
  • Kevin: Peep peep! We're late! Where is Ash? He doesn't usually make us wait.
  • Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
  • George Carlin: Sanged the fireman.
  • Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
  • Driver: Never you mind abot Johnny.
  • George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
  • Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Ash. Can you see him?
  • Fireman: No.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
  • Fireman: There's Sonic the Hedgehog in the terriying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
  • George Carlin: He clambered down.
  • Sonic: Stop, stop! I've got Ash's passengers!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Sonic, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Kevin was gone.
  • Sonic: Bother.
  • George Carlin: Said Sonic.
  • Sonic: Bother Ash's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
  • Driver: That will do, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
  • Sonic: I'll catch Kevin or bust.
  • George Carlin: Said Sonic.
  • Sonic: Oh, my gears and axles!
  • George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
  • Sonic: I'll never be the same bus again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
  • George Carlin: Cheered Sonic as he reached the top.
  • Sonic: Oh, no! Kevin's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
  • George Carlin: Sonic toured down the hill.
  • Passengers: Well done, Sonic!
  • George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
  • Passengers: Go it!
  • George Carlin: Sonic skitted into the yard.
  • Sonic: Wait, wait!
  • George Carlin: Cried Sonic. He was just in time to see Kevin puffed away.
  • Sonic: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Said Sonic.
  • Passengers: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said the passengers.
  • Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch em at the next station, driver?
  • Driver: There's a good chance.
  • George Carlin: Replied his driver.
  • Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Kevin. I'll just make sure.
  • George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Sonic and the passengers waited impatiently.
  • Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Passengers: Hooray!
  • George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Sonic chased after Kevin once more.
  • Pets: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled the pets as Kevin snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
  • Kevin: Peep!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Kevin.
  • Kevin: Get in quickly please.
  • George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Kevin's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Sonic. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
  • Kevin: I'm sorry about the chase, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Sonic: My fault.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
  • Sonic: Late at junction. You didn't know about Ash's passengers.
  • Kevin: Peep peep! Goodbye, Sonic! We're off!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Kevin.
  • Passengers: Three cheers for Sonic!
  • George Carlin: Called the passengers. Sonic raced back to tell Ash that all was well.
  • Ash: Thank you, Sonic, for keeping your promise.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You're a very good friend indeed.

Nameplates after Sonic's Chase

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

Heroes

  • George Carlin: One morning, Tom and Jerry were busy at the quarry, pushing and pulling Beedrill into their proper places. The animals are cheeky and love playing tricks. But they we're growing restless.
  • Jerry: Listen, Tom.
  • George Carlin: Said Jerry.
  • Jerry: Can you hear something?
  • Tom: What sort of something?
  • George Carlin: Asked Tom.
  • Jerry: Something different.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jerry.
  • Tom: I can't hear anything different.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom.
  • Jerry: Exactly.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Jerry.
  • Jerry: Everything is the same. Sounds the same, looks the same. What we need is a surprise.
  • Tom: Surprise what?
  • George Carlin: Asked Tom. Before Jerry could answer, the quarry master arrived.
  • Quarry Master: I have just received a message from Miss Harper. She wants you to go to the station at the harbour.
  • Tom: I wonder what we've done this time.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom anxiously.
  • Jerry: It must be you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jerry.
  • Tom: Why me?
  • George Carlin: Exclaimed Tom.
  • Tom: I've not done anything.
  • Harper: Kevin is taking the children on a special trip today. I want you to go to the station and look after Beedrill there.
  • Jerry: We'll do our best, ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Said the animals. Scott spoke severely to them.
  • Scott: You must behave here. You're on the main line now.
  • Jerry: Actually, Scott.
  • George Carlin: Giggled Jerry.
  • Jerry: When we saw you, we thought this was the scrapyard.
  • George Carlin: Scott was cross.
  • Scott: Just make sure that my coaches are ready for my evening train.
  • George Carlin: And he fumed away. The animals laughed and set to work.
  • Tom: This was easy.
  • George Carlin: They said to each other.
  • Jerry: We know all about Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: But I'm afraid they didn't.
  • Beedrill: No need for that.
  • George Carlin: Shouted the Beedrill as the animals pushed them into place.
  • Beedrill: We'll show you around, we want to help.
  • Tom: Thank you very much.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom and Jerry. The Beedrill giggled and began their tricks. Evening came. The yard was in a dreadful muddle. The twins had left the Beedrill tell them where to put things. Scott and the passengers waited impatiently outside the station while Tom and Jerry tried to sort things out. But by the time Jason was able to leave, it was very late indeed. Next day the animals were working at the quarry again.
  • Tom: That's a strange noise.
  • George Carlin: Gasped Tom.
  • Tom: I never heard a noise like that before.
  • Tom's Driver: I have.
  • George Carlin: Whispered his driver nervously.
  • Tom's Driver: It sounds like a rockslide to me.
  • (We hear a loud siren)
  • George Carlin: Then came the alarm.
  • Quarry Master: Danger! Clear the quarry!
  • George Carlin: Shouted the quarry master. Workmen scrambled into the Beedrill.
  • Jerry: Thank goodness we're here.
  • George Carlin: Said the animals. They were just puffing out of the quarry when...
  • Quarry Master: Help! Wait for me!
  • George Carlin: A workman had been left behind. Jerry waited as the man climbed quickly aboard. The twins left the quarry just in time.
  • (The avalanche buries the entire quarry completely)
  • George Carlin: Everyone was safe, but rubble lay all around.
  • Tom: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom.
  • Tom: This wasn't our fault. I hope Miss Harper will understand.
  • George Carlin: And indeed, he did. Next day, he arrived with Kevin.
  • Harper: Tom and Jerry, you still had a lot to learn about Beedrill, don't you? But you acted quickly and bravely an emergency. So three cheers for Tom and Jerry our heroes. Hip hip, hooray, hooray, hooray!
  • Tom: Oh, thank you, ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Said Tom.
  • Tom: Being called heroes, well, it's, it's...
  • Jerry: It's a really nice surprise.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Jerry.

Nameplates after Heroes

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

Rancid Rabbit

  • George Carlin: It was a special holiday in crossover universe. Sonic the Hedgehog was working harder than ever before. All the characters were busy too. Shaggy was waiting for his next journey. Near him stood a rabbit. But he didn't look friendly like Sonic. The rabbit growled as he gazed at the happy passengers.
  • Rancid: Stupid nonsense.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Rancid: I wouldn't have brought them if I've known. I did have a breakdown or something.
  • Shaggy: I'm glad you didn't.
  • George Carlin: Smiled Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: You had spoiled their fun.
  • Rancid: Bah! Enjoyment is all you characters lived for. One day railways will be ripped up.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy felt shocked at such an idea.
  • Shaggy: We have a friend called Sonic and he's a hedgehog. But he likes the railway. Sometimes he teases us about it, but he'd never want to see it ripped up.
  • Rancid: Heh!
  • George Carlin: Growled the rabbit.
  • Rancid: I know Sonic. He's too small in size to be in any use.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy took no notice.
  • Shaggy: That rabbit is silly.
  • George Carlin: He thought as he steamed away. At the junction, Shaggy told Alexander all about him.
  • Alexander: I call him Rancid.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Alexander and then he puffed happily away. But that afternoon when the two characters met again, Alexander was no longer laughing.
  • Alexander: Rancid's friend had come.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Alexander: He's rude too. He's taking Rancid's passengers home and leaving Rancid free to steal ours.
  • Shaggy: But he can't.
  • George Carlin: Objected Shaggy.
  • Alexander: Rancid says he can get them to the big station before us.
  • Shaggy: Rubbish!
  • George Carlin: Replied Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It's much farther by road.
  • Alexander: Yeah.
  • George Carlin: Continued Alexander.
  • Alexander: But Rancid says he knows a shortcut.
  • George Carlin: That evening, the characters were preparing for the homeward rush.
  • Shaggy: Where are the passengers?
  • George Carlin: They wondered.
  • Alexander: Look!
  • George Carlin: Shrilled Alexander.
  • Alexander: Look at Rancid. He's a mean scarlet deceiver.
  • George Carlin: Rancid was wearing a large sign saying: ???.
  • Rancid: Yaa boo snubs.
  • George Carlin: He jeered as he roared away.
  • Shaggy: Come on.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy to his coaches.
  • Shaggy: Let's see what he's up to.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy wanted to get back at Rancid, but he wasn't sure how. Then in the distance, Shaggy saw a man waving a red flag. That meant danger. The line here crosses a narrow road and there was Rancid wedged firmly under the bridge.
  • Shaggy: So this was his shortcut.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Shaggy.
  • Passengers: He tricked us.
  • George Carlin: Shouted Rancid's passengers.
  • Passengers: He said he was a ???, but he wouldn't accept our return tickets. He wanted us to think railways are no good.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy's crew examined the bridge.
  • Driver: It's risky, but we must help the passengers.
  • Shaggy: Passengers are urgent.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Shaggy. Shaggy slowly and carefully set off across the bridge. Rancid wailed as he felt the bridge quiver.
  • Rancid: (groaning) Stop!
  • George Carlin: He shouted.
  • Rancid: It might fall on me.
  • Shaggy: That would serve you right for telling lies.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy. But the bridge didn't collapse. Shaggy made good time and all the passengers caught their trains. The bridge is now mended, but not unfortunately Rancid and his ways. He never learned sense. He's a henhouse and his lies can do no harm. The hens never listened to him anyway.

Nameplates after Rancid Rabbit

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

Wrong Road

  • George Carlin: Ash's route is important, and so is Kevin's. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Steven does not allow the heavier main line characters like Scott to run on them. But one day, the way Scott was talking, he would have thought Miss Harper had given this order for quite another reason.
  • Scott: It's not fair!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Scott.
  • Kevin: What isn't fair?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kevin.
  • Scott: Letting branch line diesels pull main line trains.
  • Kevin: Never mind, Scott. I'm sure Prohays will let you pull his Beedrill sometimes.
  • George Carlin: Scott spluttered.
  • Scott: I wont pull Prohyas' dirty Beedrill. I wont run on branch lines.
  • Kevin: Why not it will be a nice change.
  • Scott: Miss Harper would never approve.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Scott.
  • Scott: Branch lines are vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Scott puffed away. Kevin chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two characters pulled two fast trains from the station. Scott always leaves first with an express for the main line. Kevin follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A Lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Scott to start. The fireman looked back towards the conductor's van and saw something green waving.
  • Fireman: Right away, mate!
  • George Carlin: He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Scott started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Scott had been stopped and brought back, Kevin was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Kevin along the main line. Scott was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Tom and Jerry peeped into the yard. There were no Beedrill for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Scott will be much better fun.
  • Tom: What's that?
  • George Carlin: Asked Tom.
  • Jerry: Sheesh!
  • George Carlin: Whispered Jerry.
  • Jerry: It's Scott.
  • Tom: It looks like Scott, but it can't be. Scott never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Scott pretended he hadn't heard.
  • Jerry: If it isn't Scott.
  • George Carlin: Said Jerry.
  • Jerry: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
  • Tom: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
  • Jerry: No Tom, this lots useless for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
  • George Carlin: Scott was alarmed.
  • Scott: I am Scott. Stop, stop!
  • George Carlin: When Prohays suddenly arrived, Scott thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
  • Scott: Donkey Kong, my dear character, save me.
  • George Carlin: Prohyas quickly sized up the situation and threatened to take away the Beedrill he had brought for Tom and Jerry . This made the animals behave at once. Scott thought Prohyas was wonderful.
  • Scott: Those little demons. How do you do it?
  • Prohyas: Ah well.
  • George Carlin: Said Prohyas.
  • Prohyas: It's just a knack.
  • George Carlin: Scott still believed that Prohyas saved his life. But he knows the animals were only teasing. Don't we?

Nameplates after Wrong Road

  • Ash
  • Al
  • Scott
  • Peter
  • Kevin
  • Todd
  • Marty
  • Sonic
  • Earthworm Jim

Todd, Al and The Fruitful Day

  • George Carlin: It was a splendid morning in Crossover Universe. Al was feeling very pleased with himself. His red paint gleamed in the sunshine as he sped along the line. He reached the junction just as Todd puffed in with some Beedrill. Al was surprised to see him.
  • Al: What are you doing here, Todd? You should be at the station by now.
  • Todd: I know.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Todd.
  • Todd: These Beedrill had been troublesome all morning.
  • Al: That's no excuse, Todd. Nothing should stop us. Miss Harper relies on us to be on time. Now if you excuse me, I'll be on my way.
  • George Carlin: And Al puffed importantly away.
  • Todd: Bossy buffers.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Todd. Al arrived at the harbour. It was market day. The harbour yard was filled with the sweet smell of fruits from far away lands. The fruit was delivered in big ships. Al watched as strawberries, oranges, melons and bananas were carefully loaded onto his Beedrill. Then, he set off for the station on the main line. On the way, he met Ash.
  • Al: Really reliable, that's me!
  • George Carlin: Panted Al.
  • Al: Pity the same can't be sent for Todd. Goodbye!
  • Lana and Lola: What was all that about?
  • George Carlin: Gasped Lana and Lola.
  • Ash: That was trouble. Trouble for Al, just wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Todd was back in the yard and busy shunting. He had the Beedrill in good order and was making up for lost time. But the stationmaster had bad news.
  • Driver: What's happened?
  • George Carlin: Asked Todd's Driver.
  • Stationmaster: Al's brakes have jammed we need Alex's help right away.
  • George Carlin: Todd quickly set off to the rescue. Al was stuck on the line and looking glum. Todd couldn't help laughing.
  • Todd: Got yourself in a bit of a jam eh, Al, a sticky situation?
  • Al: Be quiet! It's not funny having jammed brakes.
  • Todd: And not very reliable either. I'm surprised you let it happen, Al. Nothing should stop us characters.
  • Driver: That's enough, Todd.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Driver: Can you push these Beedrill?
  • Todd: Of course I can. There's no time to lose. Al has done too much of that already.
  • George Carlin: Al angrily hissed steam as Todd was coupled to the Beedrill.
  • Todd: Off we go!
  • George Carlin: Said Todd.
  • Todd: I'll have to go fast to get there in time. Those big characters are so unreliable.
  • Driver: Be careful, Todd.
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. But Todd. was in a hurry. He didn't see that the switch had failed and that he had been diverted into a siding.
  • Driver: Look out, Todd!
  • George Carlin: Shouted his driver and applied the brakes, but it was too late.
  • (Todd crashes into the van)
  • George Carlin: The driver and fireman had jumped clear but squash fruit squirted all over Todd.
  • (The squash fruit covers Todd completely)
  • George Carlin: Miss Harper arrived.
  • Harper: Todd, you were not to blame for the switch failure. But I do not run a jam factory.
  • Todd: Yes ma'am, uh, no ma'am.
  • George Carlin: And Todd squelched sadly away. That night, the shed was silent. Al and Todd felt very sorry for themselves. At last, Ash spoke.
  • Ash: You know...
  • George Carlin: He said to no character in particular.
  • Ash: There's more than one way to get jammed. We all learned that today.
  • George Carlin: Still there were silence.
  • Ash: What's more, we also learned that sometimes when characters helped each other out of a jam, things can still go wrong.
  • Voice: So.
  • George Carlin: Said a voice.
  • Ash: So, that means learned a lot today. And there for...
  • George Carlin: Then came a chorus.
  • Characters: We're really useful characters after all!

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