Alex's Chocolate Crunch & Other Ash Adventures is an Ash & Friends spoof to the February 2003 Thomas video entitled Percy's Chocolate Crunch & Other Thomas Adventures. It is composed of the same six Season 6 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin, plus one song.


  • On Steven's railway, it is really important for the characters to prove that they are Responsible, Reliable, and Really Useful - - but this isn't always as easy as it may seem. Join Alex and watch as his hard work leads him on an unusual "up-close and personal" tour of Mr. Jolly's Chocolate Factory. Help the characters get the famous singer Sharon Hawkins to the land concert in time, and listen to the sound of Buzz's new air horn. So pack your bags and hop on board your Really Useful friends for all new adventures on the land of YTV


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  3. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  4. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  5. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  6. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  7. Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
  8. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
  9. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  10. Yoshi as Stepney (Andrew Sabiston)
  11. Mel Blake as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  12. Morton Koopa Jr. as Arry (Phil LaMarr)
  13. Roy Koopa as Bert (Jason Marsden)
  14. Earthworm Jim as Salty (Dan Castellaneta)
  15. Buster Bunny as Rheneas (Charlie Adler)
  16. Froggo Peterson as Peter Sam (Nathan Reugger)
  17. Casey Matthews as Rusty (Andrew Decker)
  18. Buzz O as Duncan (Matt Hill)
  19. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  20. Malinda Doe as Elizabeth (Jocelyne Loewen)
  21. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  22. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  23. Sharon Hawkins as Alicia Botti (Michele Morgan)
  24. Rikochet as Skarloey (Carlos Alazraqui)
  25. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  26. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
  27. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  28. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  29. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  30. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  31. Martin Mystery as Butch (Samuel Vincent)
  32. Maggie Matsumoto as The Refreshment Lady (Nicole Oliver)
  33. Temacu as Nancy (Kerry Williams)


  1. Alex's Chocolate Crunch
  2. Ash, Alex and The Squeak
  3. Terry Takes A Tumble
  4. Feather Bother
  5. Middle Kid
  6. Faulty Air Horns


  1. Little Characters


Alex's Chocolate Crunch

  • Alec Baldwin: Steven's characters love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they stroll across the land of YTV. Alex often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other character, so showers are important to Alex. But Steven had bad news.
  • Steven: Due to a water shortage...
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: ...No character shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: He added and left. Alex was upset.
  • Alex: I get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He complained.
  • Alex: I need washdowns. Terry only does it to feel important.
  • Terry: I am important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry sniffed.
  • Terry: I'm an express character.
  • Raimundo: You're a poudy puffer, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Raimundo.
  • Alex: No, I'm not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wheeshed Alex and he chuffed away. Alex was loading Beedrill at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the Beedrill were being naughty. As Alex pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
  • Beedrill: On! On! On!
  • Alec Baldwin: They cried. Alex found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
  • Alex: Oh, no. (coughs)
  • Alec Baldwin: Coughed Alex.
  • Alex: I'm filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the Beedrill teased Alex even more.
  • Beedrill: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Alex's on our track.
  • Alex: Be quiet!
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex snapped. When Alex arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
  • Alex: From now on I am only doing work where I wont get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Superman was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
  • Superman: Hello, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
  • Alex: Not again!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex.
  • Alex: I want a washdown.
  • Alex's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reminded his driver.
  • Alex: I want to be useful where I can't get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex huffed.
  • Alex's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Alex's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
  • Alex: Sugar.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
  • Alex: That's nice and clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex was pleased. Alex didn't know that earlier a leasky Beedrill had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Alex's feet just skidded on the oily rails.
  • Alex: Oh, no!
  • Alec Baldwin: Hooted Alex.
  • (Alex crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
  • Alex: Yuck!
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
  • Alex: I've never been this dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
  • Ash: You look good enough to eat.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash hooted.
  • Raimundo: Bon-bon Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Raimundo.
  • Shaggy: Choc-ice on wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chipped in Shaggy.
  • Terry: Disgraceful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry pompously.
  • Steven: Ahem.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Steven.
  • Steven: You had had a trying day, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Alex: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Alex from beneath the chocolate.
  • Steven: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
  • Alec Baldwin: He added.
  • Steven: You shall have your washdown.
  • Alex: Oh, sir.
  • Steven: And a new coat of paint.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex just beamed.

Ash, Alex and The Squeak

  • Alec Baldwin: The characters on the land of YTV enjoy the summer. Steven arranges lots of concerts. Music can often be heard drifting through the air. The characters do enjoy it. One morning, the characters were very excited. Sharon Hawkins, the sister of Virgil, was coming to the Land of YTV.
  • Terry: She's a coloratura.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry importantly.
  • Ash: What's a coloratura?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash.
  • Terry: It means she can sing high notes very, very loud.
  • Raimundo: Steven will choose me to collect her.
  • Alec Baldwin: Boasted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: I'm the brightest and the shiniest.
  • Terry: Nonsense, I'm the most important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Terry. Ash wanted to feel important too.
  • Ash: He might choose me.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said hopefully.
  • Terry: Well one thing's for sure...
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: He wont choose Dirty Alex.
  • Alex: Don't call me Dirty Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He chuffed crossly and he wheeshed away. But the next day, Steven didn't choose Terry and he didn't choose Raimundo, he chose Ash.
  • Steven: Make sure Suzy and Pietra are squeaky clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Ash: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash proudly. He felt very important indeed.
  • Ash: Move aside, Dirty Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Ash.
  • Ash: I'm the important character today.
  • Alex: But I need a washdown.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Alex.
  • Alex: My passengers will laugh at me.
  • Ash: But I had to be squeaky clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: So you'll just have to wait.
  • Rikochet: I can't wait!
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumped Alex.
  • Alex: I'm a guaranteed connection.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he chuffed away. Soon, Ash was shiny and squeaky clean. He felt more important than ever. But as the workers coupled Suzy and Pietra, they heard a strange sound.
  • Mouse: (squeaks)
  • Ash: What's that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash anxiously. His driver quickly oiled Suzy and Pietra's under carriage.
  • Ash's Driver: That should take care of the bothersome squeak.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said. On the way to the docks, Ash heard the squeak again. He was worried. He didn't sound like his squeaky clean squeak. Ash squeaked noisily into the keyside where Sharon Hawkins was waiting. Steven held Pietra's mouth open when...
  • Sharon: A mouse!
  • Alec Baldwin: Sharon Hawkins screamed.
  • Mouse: (squeaking)
  • Sharon: (screaming)
  • Alec Baldwin: And she screamed and she screamed and she screamed. She screamed so loud and so long that windows broke all over town.
  • Terry: Definitely a coloratura.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry. Sharon Hawkins was cross.
  • Sharon: I can't possibly travel in coaches riddled with mice.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven was very embarrassed and Ash didn't feel important at all. Just then, Alex returned from his guaranteed connection.
  • Sharon: Look at the little character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sharon Hawkins exclaimed.
  • Sharon: So sweet and dirty like a proper steam character.
  • Terry: But he's filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed snootily.
  • Alex: But I cleaned up nice.
  • Alec Baldwin: Smiled Alex. He was glad somebody noticed. Sharon Hawkins boarded the train and Alex steamed away. He felt very proud. Later, Ash saw Alex at the washdown.
  • Ash: I'm sorry I called you Dirty Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You go first.
  • Alex: Thanks, Ash. It feels good to be friends.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
  • Alex: But where is your mouse?
  • Ash: You'll see.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grinned Ash. That night was Sharon Hawkin's concert. Her voice carried across half the land. Steven had made the little mouse her very own home in the corner of Tidmouth Sheds. And Ash named her, Alicia.
  • Alicia: (squeaks)

Terry Takes A Tumble

  • Alec Baldwin: Steven's characters are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Terry.
  • Terry: Watch out!
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry wheeshed.
  • Terry: You'll get my paint all sooty.
  • Earthworm Jim: Pulling Beedrill is a sooty job.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim
  • Earthworm Jim: But then you wouldn't know.
  • Terry: Of course not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed importantly.
  • Terry: Express characters don't pull Beedrill it wouldn't be dignified.
  • Alex: Dingyfried?
  • Alec Baldwin: Puzzled Alex.
  • Alex: What's that?
  • Terry: Dignified.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry corrected.
  • Terry: It means...
  • Earthworm Jim: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim.
  • Terry: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Terry and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the land of YTV. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting Beedrill. This caused confusion and delay. Steven came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
  • Steven: Shaggy, Ash and Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: You must go to the docks inmediately.
  • Shaggy, Ash and Alex: Yes sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: They whistled. Then Steven turned to the big character.
  • Steven: You too, Terry.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: I need a character to take the Beedrill where they won't be in a way.
  • Terry: Beedrill!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Terry. He could not believe what he had heard. Terry wasn't happy to be pulling Beedrill. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
  • Terry: Hurry up, hurry up.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Terry crossly.
  • Ash: Why the rush, Terry?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash.
  • Terry: If I must pull Beedrill then I'll show Earthworm Jim how an express character pulls Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed.
  • Earthworm Jim: Careful, captain.
  • Alec Baldwin: Earthworm Jim tooted.
  • Earthworm Jim: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Terry ignored Earthworm Jim. The next morning, Terry raced along with his heavy load.
  • Terry: Now this is how you pull Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Terry rattled through the junction.
  • Terry: That's strange, i'm on the branch line.
  • Signalman: Oh no!
  • Alec Baldwin: The signalman cried.
  • Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
  • Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Terry had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Terry ignored the sign.
  • Terry: I'm an express character I don't go slow.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
  • Terry: Oh help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
  • (Terry runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his pants and into a barn)
  • Alec Baldwin: No one was hurt, but poor Terry felt very undignified.
  • Terry: What will Steven say?
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
  • Steven: Well, Terry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: You wanted to show Earthworm Jim a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
  • Terry: Sorry, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Terry was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
  • Ash: Everyone makes mistakes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Even you.
  • Raimundo: Earthworm Jim's sorry he teased you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Raimundo.
  • Terry: And I'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Terry. And all the characters gave a jolly toot even Terry.

Feather Bother

  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael are quarry animals. They are birds. They played together, they shunt Beedrill together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Wherever you find Bumpty, you will find Raphael. Wherever you find Raphael, you will find Bumpty. Steven had come to inspect his quarry characters. He found that Mel and Bumpty were in fine working order.
  • Steven: Unfortunately, Raphael.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
  • Steven: Your feathers are fallen. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mel, you will have to work with Bumpty until Raphael returns.
  • Mel: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Mel and Steven drove away. Raphael was happy.
  • Raphael: I'm going to get new feathers!
  • Alec Baldwin: He gloated to Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: Well I should get new feathers too.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty complained.
  • Bumpty: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Raphael: But you don't need new feathers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael teased.
  • Bumpty: You're getting new feathers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Bumpty enviously.
  • Raphael: No I'm not!
  • Bumpty: Yes you are!
  • Raphael: No I'm not!
  • Bumpty: Yes you are!
  • Mel: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Alec Baldwin: Mel scolded.
  • Mel: Now come on, Bumpty, we've got work to do.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael couldn't wait to get new feathers. Later, Bumpty watched as Raphael chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new feathers too. Bumpty returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Raphael's new feathers.
  • Bumpty: Ooh!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: (sneezes)
  • Mel: Be careful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
  • Mel: And stop thinking about Raphael's new feathers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Raphael and his brand new feathers. But it didn't work.
  • Bumpty: I want new feathers too!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried.
  • Mel: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
  • Bumpty: It's not fair!
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty huffed and he wheeshed soot all over Mel.
  • Mel: Bumpty!
  • Alec Baldwin: Gasped Mel.
  • Bumpty: Oops, sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty. Bumpty tried his best to get with his work. But the Beedrill have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Beedrill: Poor poor Bumpty, he works, he suffers, while Raphael his twin gets brand new feathers!
  • Bumpty: I might not have new feathers.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Bumpty: But I still know how to biff Beedrill.
  • Mel No!
  • Alec Baldwin: Mel cried. But it was too late. Raphael puffed into the quarry with his shiny new feathers just in time to hear...
  • Bumpty: Bust my buffers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Bumpty.
  • Raphael: I think you have.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael. When Steven arrived and saw Bumpty's broken feathers, he was not happy.
  • Steven: You behaved badly Bumpty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
  • Steven: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bumpty: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Steven: Before you get new feathers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven continued.
  • Steven: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable character.
  • Bumpty: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Answered Bumpty weakly. After Steven left, Raphael rolled up to Bumpty with his new feathers gleaming.
  • Bumpty: They are nice feathers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty said.
  • Raphael: Thanks.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael said.
  • Raphael: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bumpty: That's all right.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: I was naughty too.
  • Raphael: Of course you are.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael.
  • Raphael: We're twins.

Middle Kid

  • Alec Baldwin: Steven's characters love their work. Terry likes pulling the express, Ash likes his branch line and Alex likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle character. It's no fun being stuck in a middle. One morning, Alex was cheerfully collecting coal Beedrill in the smelter's yards, where Morton and Roy worked. They like to play tricks on steam characters. Alex didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
  • Alex: Oh, Bother!
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Alex crossly.
  • Morton: Little green piggy in the middle!
  • Alec Baldwin: Morton teased. Alex's driver was cross. With coal Beedrill in front and coal Beedrill behind, Alex had to go slower. Raimundo was in the yards when Alex was steamed slowly by.
  • Raimundo: Ha, ha! It's Pokey Alex!
  • Alec Baldwin: Raimundo laughed.
  • Alex: You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant. One by one, he shunted the coal Beedrill onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Alex was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble. Shaggy arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal Beedrill and the coal Beedrill bumped into Alex. Alex was pushed onto the loading ramp.
  • Alex: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex. Alex was hoist it up, tipped over and brought back down again. After Alex was load back down to the ground, the manager was very cross.
  • Manager: You have caused confusion and delay!
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Manager: I'll have to report this to Steven.
  • Alec Baldwin: That night, Steven spoke severely to Alex.
  • Steven: I'm very disappointed you, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: You know it's against the rules to go on to the tipper's loading ramp.
  • Alex: Sorry, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex said sadly.
  • Alex: But it wasn't my fault. It's because those koopas made me a middle character.
  • Steven: Never the less, you will shunt Beedrill in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this.
  • Raimundo: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo, thinking that he can hear.
  • Raimundo: I can handle those koopas with bent buffers and a busted boiler!
  • Steven: Then you will do Alex's run in the smelter.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
  • Raimundo: Yes sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo. The next day, Raimundo arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by Morton and Roy.
  • Morton: Hello, Raimundo.
  • Alec Baldwin: Oosed Morton.
  • Morton: Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
  • Raimundo: Just get my Beedrill ready and stay out of my way.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Raimundo importantly.
  • Roy: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Roy chimed gricely. Raimundo cheerfully backed up to his Beedrill. He was certain he had fooled Morton and Roy but he was wrong.
  • Morton: Little red piggy in the middle!
  • Alec Baldwin: Chortled Morton.
  • Roy: Just like Alex!
  • Alec Baldwin: Jeered Roy.
  • Raimundo: I am not like Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: I am not a middle character and I am not moving.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he didn't. When Steven heard the news he sent Alex to fetch Raimundo. This made Alex happy. He buffered up to Raimundo and took him along with all the Beedrill to the docks.
  • Manager: Right on time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the manager.
  • Manager: But what does that big red character doing in the middle?
  • Alex: Learning.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex replied.
  • Manager: Learning what?
  • Alex: Learning to be a middle character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex laughed. Raimundo covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was good. It was only big red character on the island and everyone knows his name is Raimundo!

Faulty Air Horns

  • Alec Baldwin: It was early morning on the land of YTV. Buzz was waiting for Froggo who was bringing some Beedrill for him to take to Strawberry Grove. Buzz was also to take Edgar Philips and the new organ. While they waited, Edgar played a lively tune. Froggo had steamed all through the night to bring Buzz his wagons. But as he approached the junction, a low hanging branch knocked his whistle off. This meant he couldn't work until he got a new one.
  • Froggo: I can't run on the tracks without my whistle.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Froggo.
  • Froggo: That would be dangerous.
  • Buzz: A character's not a character without a whistle.
  • Alec Baldwin: Boasted Buzz and just to prove it, he let off a big blast. But the rest of the characters just ignored him. Buzz chuffed away in a big huff. He was cross.
  • Buzz: They're jealous of my fine whistle.
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz puffed as he steamed through the countryside. He whistled at some sheep. They were too busy eating grass to take notice.
  • Buzz: Bah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Buzz.
  • Buzz: I need to whistle louder and longer next time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Soon, Buzz approached the level crossing where Malinda Doe waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, Buzz as loud and as long as he could.
  • Bull: (roars)
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the bull.
  • Malinda: Stop that nonsense, Buzz.
  • Alec Baldwin: Malinda called. Buzz carried on cheerfully down the track. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose. Then, Buzz saw Freakazoid plowing a field.
  • Buzz: He'll get the loudest and longest whistle yet.
  • Alec Baldwin: He chortled to himself. And he blew so hard, his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight. Everyone searched for Buzz's whistle but it was nowhere to be seen.
  • Driver: We're stuck.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We can't move without a whistle. It would be too dangerous.
  • Edgar: Leave it to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Edgar said. For the rest of the day, Buzz didn't make a sound. But Edgar's organ did. As Buzz delivered his Beedrill, Edgar tooted the organ at every crossing and every stop. It alerted everyone just as a whistle would. Although Buzz didn't think so. Finally Buzz finished delivering the last of his Beedrill.
  • (She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain playing on organ)
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz steamed quietly back to the junction as Edgar played the organ.
  • Casey: Look.
  • Alec Baldwin: Casey teased.
  • Casey: It's Buzz the musical character.
  • Buster: Let's whistle along.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Buster.
  • Rikochet: (whistles)
  • Alec Baldwin: Whistled Rikochet. But Froggo who had a shiny new whistle felt sorry for Buzz.
  • Froggo: You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Buzz: Did you think so?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Buzz cheering up a bit.
  • Froggo: Absolutely.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Froggo.
  • Froggo: Even though an engine's not an engine without a whistle.
  • Edgar: Or an organ.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuckled Edgar and he tooted the organ. And all the characters tooted back except Buzz, who just grinned.

Little Characters

  • Children: (singing) Main line characters always boast how big they are, Superior by far. But Little characters toil away from dawn to dusk, Without a fuss or care. Just because we're small doesn't mean we don't stand tall, And we pull our weight like all the others do. You'll be surprised, in spite of their size, Just what little characters can do! Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do the biggest things. Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little characters after all. Bigger characters say little characters play all day, And they're not much use to anyone at all. But we're strong enough to deal with those Beedrill, That's what little characters are for! Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do the biggest things. Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. Ash, Alex, Bumpty and Raphael, You can rely on them, These little characters are the best! Yoshi, Virgil and Richie, They'll give the Beedrill what for, You'll be so impressed. Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do the biggest things. Little Characters, Little Characters, Little Characters can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little characters after all. They're our favourite little characters, They're mighty little characters! They're not such little characters after all! They're not such little characters after all!

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