Drew: (lifts up the fork) C'mon, Angelica. Give your broccoli a big taste.
Drew: Just a little taste of the food?
Angelica: (sobs) NO!
Drew: If you don't eat your broccoli, I'm calling the police.
Angelica: No police yet, daddy! IT'S NOT EXTREMELY FAIR!! (throws the plate, and bursts into tears)
Drew: That's it, daughter! You're punished for 15 years!
Angelica: (wailing) But, daddy...
(The next morning...)
Lawyer: (knocks on door)
Drew: Come in.
Lawyer: (opens door) Oh, Mr. Pickles. You've punished Angelica to her room for 15 years.
Drew: (picks up the phone) Hello?! It's me, Drew! The father of Angelica! Police officers Tom and Jerry, send Angelica in jail.
Tom and Jerry: Yes, Mr. Pickles!
(Nine minutes later...)
Angelica: I'll never try my broccoli ever again.
Jerry: Freeze! What are YOOOOOOUUUU doing in HEEEEERRRE!!!?!??!!?
Angelica: Nothing. (gets shrunk into mouse-size)
Jerry: Oh, Angelica. You're tiny just like me.
Angelica: (in high-pitched voice) HEEEEELP!!!! I'M SHRUNK! HELP! HELP! I'M VERY TINY!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Gee whiz.
Tom: Let's go back to the office.
Jerry: Okay, Tom.
Angelica: (still screaming and running) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(15 years later...)
Angelica: (who is 18 years old) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (stops screaming then grows herself back to normal size) Whew! What a relief. Now I can eat my broccoli on my own. (chomps on two forkfuls of broccoli and watches TV)
Narrator: (on TV) And now it's time for... Star Wars: Han Solo VS Greedo!
Han Solo: Excuse me, Greedo?
Greedo: Yes, Solo. (shoots Han with his gun) I've won! I've won!
Angelica: Boy, I'm the greatest teenager girl of them all.
June 7, 2012