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(Episode starts off with Mordecai grabbing Nemo (OC)'s nose)

Mordecai: Got your nose.

(Chief Bogo breaks the door in)

Chief Bogo: Look out! He's got a nose!

(Chief Bogo shoots at them with a gun)

Title: AnimatedFan195's Random Comic Frenzy

(static)

Dipper Pines: And a-one, and a-two, and-a three!

(Dipper throws the ball to the bottles, but it misses the bottles and hits Wendy in the eye)

Wendy Corduroy: Ahhh! My eye!

Dipper Pines: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Wendy, are you okay?

Wendy Corduroy: Does it look swollen?

Dipper Pines: Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll-I'll go get some ice!

Marco Diaz: Well, that's gotta hurt.

(static)

Sis Rabbit: What? Come on, make your wish.

Stu Hopps: Hmm! I wish you'd join a choir. A local band, or something.

Sis Rabbit: I tried.

Stu Hopps: Bah!

Judy Hopps: Hey, hey, Dad! We've been over this.

Stu Hopps: So she's a little shy. So what? If I had a voice like Sis's, I'd be a superstar by now! Just singing. (vocalizing)

Sis Rabbit: Sure you would, Grandpa.

(static)

Thomas O'Malley: Well, nothing to do today but hang on the old screen door. I'm bored. I'm so bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I wish something would happen.

(Hiro opens the screen door on O'Malley)

Hiro Hamada: O'Malley, it's lunchtime! Now where'd he go?

(Hiro closes the screen door)

Thomas O'Malley: I'm in pain! I'm in real pain! Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain!

(static)

Kristoff: Okay, first of all, you have a perfect tiny. And secondly, if you're worried about firmness, the secret is isometric glue crunches.

GoGo Tomago: Really?

Kristoff: Yeah. We can do them anywhere any time now. See? Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Come on, try with me.

Kristoff and GoGo Tomago: Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox--

Wreck-It Ralph: You know, just once, I'd like a walk in this room and not be freaked out.

(static)

Mordecai: All right, guys. Let's put this tent together.

Rigby: I'd never put a tent together, Mordecai.

Skips: Yeah, this looks kinda hard, dude.

Mordecai: Guys, it's not hard, it's easy. Look, you're doing like 10 seconds. Like, uh, you start with, like, this piece, and you set up like that, you see, and uh--

Skips: Like that, dude?

Mordecai: Yeah, and then you do that and--

Skips: Huh.

(The start-up tent falls over)

Rigby: Mordecai, it fell over.

Mordecai: But look, when you get inside, it looked like...

Skips: Yeah, I don't think that's how it works, dude.

Mordecai: Guys, that's how a tent works. Look, I'm excited like...

Rigby: Mordecai, that's kinda like just a blanket.

Skips: Dude, you could suffocate like that.

Mordecai: No, you can't!

Rigby: Mordecai, this is stupid.

Mordecai: Oh, so you're doing it.

Rigby: All right!

Skips: Because you're stupid, dude!

(Mordecai, Rigby and Skips try to build a tent)

Mordecai: You like this, Rigby?

Rigby: I said hold it still, Mordecai!

Mordecai: Well, I'm holding it still!

Rigby: If it falls again, I'm gonna be so pissed!

Mordecai: Rigby, just toss over the thing!

Skips: Yeah, hurry up, dude!

Rigby: All right then!

(Rigby throws the cover of the tent, but it fails)

Rigby: God damn it! I told you to hold it still!

Mordecai: It was Skips' fault!

Skips: No, I wasn't, dude!

Joy: I'm positive this is crazy!

(static)

(Pooh gasps)

Baloo: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Winnie the Pooh: Before I answered that, I'd like to know how much you heard.

Baloo: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Oh, man! You're making me angry. And when I get angry, I do this. (growls) And I don't wanna do that. I need this place, and if it's gonna come down to you or me, it's gonna be me! (growls)

Winnie the Pooh: (screams)

(static)

Dodger: Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd's hustling. The traffic's roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling.

Einstein: I love a story with food in it.

Dodger: Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not alone. Enter the opposition. A vicious, ugly, psychotic monster. Gleaming claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He came at me, his eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly...

(Oliver falls from the roof, spooking everyone)

Jack Frost: When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?

(static)

Johnny: Fascinating.

Nick Wilde: What?

Johnny: It appears to be a "Lord of the Rings" ring.

Germur: It's even got the elvish engraving on it.

Johnny: It's not elvish. It's the language of "Mordor" written in elvish script. One ring to rule them all.

Germur: One ring to find them.

Bodi: One ring to bring them all.

Nick Wilde: And in the darkness, find them.

Germur: Holy crap. Are we nerdy?

(static)

Bing Bong: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Anger: That's a right triangle, you idiot!

Bing Bong: D'oh!

(static)

Chief Bogo: Look, Clawhauser, don't you remember? I told you, there's a microphone right there in the bush.

Clawhauser: Yeah?

Chief Bogo: You have to talk into it.

Clawhauser: I was talking. Wasn't Irish dance more?

Nick Wilde: Yes, dear. But please remember, round tones Pierre, you shouldn't have come.

Clawhauser: Yeah. You shouldn't have to.

Nick Wilde: Yes, dear. That's much better. It's my job.

Chief Bogo: Hold on a second! Nick, here's the mic, right here in the bush.

Clawhauser: Yeah.

Chief Bogo: Now, you talk towards it. The sound goes through the cable to the box. A man records it on a big record and once, but you have to talk into the mic first. That's a bush! Now try it again.

Clawhauser: Gee, this is dumb!

Judy Hopps: Oh, he'll get it, chief. Look, Clawhauser, don't worry, we're all a little nervous the first day. Everything's gonna be okay. Oh, by the way, chief, you know the scene coming up where I say, "Imperials of the princess of the night", I don't like those lines there. Is it alright if I just say what I always do, "I love you. I love you. I love you."

Chief Bogo: Sure. Anyway, it's comfortable, but into the bush!

(static)

(Eddie goes out for a swim at night, only for Buster to appear at the pool)

Buster Moon: Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?

Eddie Noodleman: What? What are you--?

Eddie's mom: Eddie, what are you doing all night?

Eddie Noodleman: Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma.

Benson: That's what I thought.

(static)

Tulip: Well, well, well. Round of the soundstage, use of Darla's ark, costumes. I don't know. Something smells fishy.

Dory: I beg your pardon?!

Tulip: Sorry. It's just that I smelled a rat.

Basil of Baker Street: Excuse me?!

Tulip: Oh, never mind.

(static)

Bunnymund: Hey, Robert, pass the salt please.

Robert Callaghan: Salt? Get it yourself!

Bunnymund: Uh-oh, that'll cost you about--

Robert Callaghan: Salt? Why didn't you say so. Here's your salt, Bunny. I hope you like it.

(Robert gives the salt to Bunnymund)

Robert Callaghan: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'--

Bunnymund: The pepper please.

Robert Callaghan: Pepper? We-- Uh, yeah. The pepper. Coming right up.

(Robert walks to the end of the table and gives the pepper to Bunnymund)

Robert Callaghan: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'--

Bunnymund: Oh, Robert!

Robert Callaghan: Oh, no!

Bunnymund: How about the olives?

(static)

Kai: Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.

Po: Kai, what are you doing up there?

Kai: If I can't take over the world, I shall shine all over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, Kai.

Po: Are you sure you're not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends? We're on first thing as well as our regular time.

Kai: Po, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.

(static)

Gidget: Well, this is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon.

Ash: Isn't it, though?

(static)

Danny: Down on all fours, please, and growl ferociously.

(All the animals didn't know how to roar)

Danny: Liven it up a bit!

(Julian blows a trunk)

Danny: I want you to strike fear into my heart.

(Rabbit (from Winnie the Pooh) roars)

Danny: Not you! Rabbie, you're a rabbit, for heaven's sake!

(static)

Judy Hopps: How did you get your tattoos?

Skips: They show up, when I earn them.

Judy Hopps: How'd you earn that one? What's that for?

Skips: That's, uh, man's discovery of nun-ya.

Judy Hopps: What's nun-ya?

Skips: Nun-ya business.

(static)

Marie: Now that the fairies' curse has been lifted, we can finally seal our love, with a kiss.

(Oliver is surprised about this, and when Oliver and Marie are about to kiss, it reveals that the background picture of space surrounds them floating into it)

Oliver: Is this really happening?! 'Cause there was no kiss in rehearsals.

Marie: I kinda improvised.

Oliver: Then how come we're not exploding?! We're in space! And why are we always in space when we're gonna kiss? Also--

Marie: Come on. Hurry up. Everyone's looking. Three, two, one.

Rigby: Totally?

(static)

Tod: We have to turn him back into Bolt.

Copper: I know, but you would just take a moment to acknowledge what's happening here. Please, I mean Captain Superdog is hanging out in that tree house.

Bolt: Well, a hero's work is never done. Now it is time to fly ahead.

Copper: No, no, no, no, no.

(Copper throws water at Bolt)

Bolt: Where am I? Ahh! Where are my pants?

Tod: Oh, no! He's Bolt again!

(Bolt screams at them but Copper snaps his fingers at him)

Bolt: Tra-la-laa!

Copper: That's it! Now we know what turns them back and forth.

Bolt: Turns you what?

(Tod throws water at Bolt)

Bolt: Why am I soaking wet?!

Tod: Cool.

Bolt: Hey!

(Copper snaps his fingers again)

Bolt: Tra-la-laa!

Copper: We should probably stop.

Tod: Yeah, we probably should.

(A montage is used consisting of Tod and Copper making Bolt back and forth, to normal)

Tulio: Works every time. We should probably give them some privacy.

(static)

(Junior snores in his sleep)

Kiara: Psst. Excuse me?

(Kiara pinches Junior in the wing)

Kiara: Hello?

Junior: (talking in his sleep) No, mom. I don't want to go to school. The other boys made fun of me.

Kiara: Wake up!

Junior: (woken up) Ah! Whoa! This is Princeton. What do I owe the honor of this breaking?

Kiara: I need your help, Mr. Bird. You hear everything that goes on in this office! You are the one who can help clear my husband!

Junior: My, my. With your delicious irony, thank you for sharing it with me. Now let me share something with you. (blows a raspberry)

Chloe: Oh, now, Kiara, calm down. Maybe I can reason with him.

(Chloe chokes Junior in the neck)

Tagline: The End

Anger: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

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