(Episode starts off with Mordecai grabbing Nemo (OC)'s nose)
Mordecai: Got your nose.
(Chief Bogo breaks the door in)
Chief Bogo: Look out! He's got a nose!
(Chief Bogo shoots at them with a gun)
Title: AnimatedFan195's Random Comic Frenzy
Dipper Pines: And a-one, and a-two, and-a three!
(Dipper throws the ball to the bottles, but it misses the bottles and hits Wendy in the eye)
Wendy Corduroy: Ahhh! My eye!
Dipper Pines: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Wendy, are you okay?
Wendy Corduroy: Does it look swollen?
Dipper Pines: Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll-I'll go get some ice!
Marco Diaz: Well, that's gotta hurt.
Sis Rabbit: What? Come on, make your wish.
Stu Hopps: Hmm! I wish you'd join a choir. A local band, or something.
Sis Rabbit: I tried.
Stu Hopps: Bah!
Judy Hopps: Hey, hey, Dad! We've been over this.
Stu Hopps: So she's a little shy. So what? If I had a voice like Sis's, I'd be a superstar by now! Just singing. (vocalizing)
Sis Rabbit: Sure you would, Grandpa.
Thomas O'Malley: Well, nothing to do today but hang on the old screen door. I'm bored. I'm so bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I wish something would happen.
(Hiro opens the screen door on O'Malley)
Hiro Hamada: O'Malley, it's lunchtime! Now where'd he go?
(Hiro closes the screen door)
Thomas O'Malley: I'm in pain! I'm in real pain! Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain!
Kristoff: Okay, first of all, you have a perfect tiny. And secondly, if you're worried about firmness, the secret is isometric glue crunches.
GoGo Tomago: Really?
Kristoff: Yeah. We can do them anywhere any time now. See? Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Come on, try with me.
Kristoff and GoGo Tomago: Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox--
Wreck-It Ralph: You know, just once, I'd like a walk in this room and not be freaked out.
Mordecai: All right, guys. Let's put this tent together.
Rigby: I'd never put a tent together, Mordecai.
Skips: Yeah, this looks kinda hard, dude.
Mordecai: Guys, it's not hard, it's easy. Look, you're doing like 10 seconds. Like, uh, you start with, like, this piece, and you set up like that, you see, and uh--
Skips: Like that, dude?
Mordecai: Yeah, and then you do that and--
(The start-up tent falls over)
Rigby: Mordecai, it fell over.
Mordecai: But look, when you get inside, it looked like...
Skips: Yeah, I don't think that's how it works, dude.
Mordecai: Guys, that's how a tent works. Look, I'm excited like...
Rigby: Mordecai, that's kinda like just a blanket.
Skips: Dude, you could suffocate like that.
Mordecai: No, you can't!
Rigby: Mordecai, this is stupid.
Mordecai: Oh, so you're doing it.
Rigby: All right!
Skips: Because you're stupid, dude!
(Mordecai, Rigby and Skips try to build a tent)
Mordecai: You like this, Rigby?
Rigby: I said hold it still, Mordecai!
Mordecai: Well, I'm holding it still!
Rigby: If it falls again, I'm gonna be so pissed!
Mordecai: Rigby, just toss over the thing!
Skips: Yeah, hurry up, dude!
Rigby: All right then!
(Rigby throws the cover of the tent, but it fails)
Rigby: God damn it! I told you to hold it still!
Mordecai: It was Skips' fault!
Skips: No, I wasn't, dude!
Joy: I'm positive this is crazy!
Baloo: Are you trying to get rid of me?
Winnie the Pooh: Before I answered that, I'd like to know how much you heard.
Baloo: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Oh, man! You're making me angry. And when I get angry, I do this. (growls) And I don't wanna do that. I need this place, and if it's gonna come down to you or me, it's gonna be me! (growls)
Winnie the Pooh: (screams)
Dodger: Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd's hustling. The traffic's roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling.
Einstein: I love a story with food in it.
Dodger: Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not alone. Enter the opposition. A vicious, ugly, psychotic monster. Gleaming claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He came at me, his eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly...
(Oliver falls from the roof, spooking everyone)
Jack Frost: When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?
Nick Wilde: What?
Johnny: It appears to be a "Lord of the Rings" ring.
Germur: It's even got the elvish engraving on it.
Johnny: It's not elvish. It's the language of "Mordor" written in elvish script. One ring to rule them all.
Germur: One ring to find them.
Bodi: One ring to bring them all.
Nick Wilde: And in the darkness, find them.
Germur: Holy crap. Are we nerdy?
Bing Bong: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Anger: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Bing Bong: D'oh!
Chief Bogo: Look, Clawhauser, don't you remember? I told you, there's a microphone right there in the bush.
Chief Bogo: You have to talk into it.
Clawhauser: I was talking. Wasn't Irish dance more?
Nick Wilde: Yes, dear. But please remember, round tones Pierre, you shouldn't have come.
Clawhauser: Yeah. You shouldn't have to.
Nick Wilde: Yes, dear. That's much better. It's my job.
Chief Bogo: Hold on a second! Nick, here's the mic, right here in the bush.
Chief Bogo: Now, you talk towards it. The sound goes through the cable to the box. A man records it on a big record and once, but you have to talk into the mic first. That's a bush! Now try it again.
Clawhauser: Gee, this is dumb!
Judy Hopps: Oh, he'll get it, chief. Look, Clawhauser, don't worry, we're all a little nervous the first day. Everything's gonna be okay. Oh, by the way, chief, you know the scene coming up where I say, "Imperials of the princess of the night", I don't like those lines there. Is it alright if I just say what I always do, "I love you. I love you. I love you."
Chief Bogo: Sure. Anyway, it's comfortable, but into the bush!
(Eddie goes out for a swim at night, only for Buster to appear at the pool)
Buster Moon: Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?
Eddie Noodleman: What? What are you--?
Eddie's mom: Eddie, what are you doing all night?
Eddie Noodleman: Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma.
Benson: That's what I thought.
Tulip: Well, well, well. Round of the soundstage, use of Darla's ark, costumes. I don't know. Something smells fishy.
Dory: I beg your pardon?!
Tulip: Sorry. It's just that I smelled a rat.
Basil of Baker Street: Excuse me?!
Tulip: Oh, never mind.
Bunnymund: Hey, Robert, pass the salt please.
Robert Callaghan: Salt? Get it yourself!
Bunnymund: Uh-oh, that'll cost you about--
Robert Callaghan: Salt? Why didn't you say so. Here's your salt, Bunny. I hope you like it.
(Robert gives the salt to Bunnymund)
Robert Callaghan: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'--
Bunnymund: The pepper please.
Robert Callaghan: Pepper? We-- Uh, yeah. The pepper. Coming right up.
(Robert walks to the end of the table and gives the pepper to Bunnymund)
Robert Callaghan: Ooh, that rackin' frackin'--
Bunnymund: Oh, Robert!
Robert Callaghan: Oh, no!
Bunnymund: How about the olives?
Kai: Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.
Po: Kai, what are you doing up there?
Kai: If I can't take over the world, I shall shine all over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, Kai.
Po: Are you sure you're not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends? We're on first thing as well as our regular time.
Kai: Po, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.
Gidget: Well, this is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon.
Ash: Isn't it, though?
Danny: Down on all fours, please, and growl ferociously.
(All the animals didn't know how to roar)
Danny: Liven it up a bit!
(Julian blows a trunk)
Danny: I want you to strike fear into my heart.
(Rabbit (from Winnie the Pooh) roars)
Danny: Not you! Rabbie, you're a rabbit, for heaven's sake!
Judy Hopps: How did you get your tattoos?
Skips: They show up, when I earn them.
Judy Hopps: How'd you earn that one? What's that for?
Skips: That's, uh, man's discovery of nun-ya.
Judy Hopps: What's nun-ya?
Skips: Nun-ya business.
Marie: Now that the fairies' curse has been lifted, we can finally seal our love, with a kiss.
(Oliver is surprised about this, and when Oliver and Marie are about to kiss, it reveals that the background picture of space surrounds them floating into it)
Oliver: Is this really happening?! 'Cause there was no kiss in rehearsals.
Marie: I kinda improvised.
Oliver: Then how come we're not exploding?! We're in space! And why are we always in space when we're gonna kiss? Also--
Marie: Come on. Hurry up. Everyone's looking. Three, two, one.
Tod: We have to turn him back into Bolt.
Copper: I know, but you would just take a moment to acknowledge what's happening here. Please, I mean Captain Superdog is hanging out in that tree house.
Bolt: Well, a hero's work is never done. Now it is time to fly ahead.
Copper: No, no, no, no, no.
(Copper throws water at Bolt)
Bolt: Where am I? Ahh! Where are my pants?
Tod: Oh, no! He's Bolt again!
(Bolt screams at them but Copper snaps his fingers at him)
Copper: That's it! Now we know what turns them back and forth.
Bolt: Turns you what?
(Tod throws water at Bolt)
Bolt: Why am I soaking wet?!
(Copper snaps his fingers again)
Copper: We should probably stop.
Tod: Yeah, we probably should.
(A montage is used consisting of Tod and Copper making Bolt back and forth, to normal)
Tulio: Works every time. We should probably give them some privacy.
(Junior snores in his sleep)
Kiara: Psst. Excuse me?
(Kiara pinches Junior in the wing)
Junior: (talking in his sleep) No, mom. I don't want to go to school. The other boys made fun of me.
Kiara: Wake up!
Junior: (woken up) Ah! Whoa! This is Princeton. What do I owe the honor of this breaking?
Kiara: I need your help, Mr. Bird. You hear everything that goes on in this office! You are the one who can help clear my husband!
Junior: My, my. With your delicious irony, thank you for sharing it with me. Now let me share something with you. (blows a raspberry)
Chloe: Oh, now, Kiara, calm down. Maybe I can reason with him.
(Chloe chokes Junior in the neck)
Tagline: The End
Anger: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.