Parody Cast Members

  • Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Garfield
  • Little Boy as Orson
  • Little Girl as Lenore
  • Mom as Arlene
  • Pestilence Pony as Lanolin
  • Famine Pony as Penelope Pussycat
  • War Pony as Mrs. Chicken
  • Death Pony as Liz Wilson


(To start the sketch, Orson (with a green crayon) and Lenore (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "CHICKEN" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Orson and Lenore: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Orson and Lenore: Punishment from above!

(Four characters [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little Garfield: Apocalypse Garfield! Punish mankind for their sins!

Lanolin: I'm Lanolin! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

Lenore: I love you, Lanolin.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Penelope Pussycat: I'm Penelope! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Orson is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Mrs. Chicken: Yay! War Chicken!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then Garfield and Arlene run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Garfield: Hey, what's all this racket?

Arlene: [hugging Orson and Lenore] My goodness!

Liz Wilson: And I am [demonic voice] Liz Wilson!

Arlene: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Orson: [scared, eyes wide] No, Arlene, I think he said-

(Liz Wilson roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the animals into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Garfields; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Garfield" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little Garfield: Apocalypse Garfield! Punish mankind for their sins!

Lenore's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Garfields!

(As always, we end with static.)