Parody Cast Members

  • Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Mario
  • Little Boy as Yoshi
  • Little Girl as Birdo
  • Mom as Princess Peach
  • Pestilence Pony as Princess Daisy
  • Famine Pony as Princess Rosalina
  • War Pony as Pauline
  • Death Pony as Wendy O. Koopa


(To start the sketch, Yoshi (with a green crayon) and Birdo (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "YOSHI" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Yoshi and Birdo: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Yoshi and Birdo: Punishment from above!

(Four Mario girls [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little Girls: Apocalypse Girls! Punish mankind for their sins!

Princess Daisy: I'm Daisy! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

Birdo: I love you, Princess Daisy.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Princess Rosalina: I'm Rosalina! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Yoshi is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Pauline: Yay! War Pauline!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then Mario and Princess Peach run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Mario: Hey, what's all this racket?

Princess Peach: [hugging Yoshi and Birdo] My goodness!

Wendy O. Koopa: And I am [demonic voice] Death Koopa!

Princess Peach: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Yoshi: [scared, eyes wide] No, Peach, I think he said-

(Wendy O. Koopa roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the characters into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Girls; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Girls" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little Girls: Apocalypse Girls! Punish mankind for their sins!

Birdo's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Girls!

(As always, we end with static.)