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Parody Cast Members

  • Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Ash Ketchum
  • Little Boy as Max
  • Little Girl as May
  • Mom as Misty
  • Pestilence Pony as Nurse Joy
  • Famine Pony as Francesca Ketchum
  • War Pony as Dawn
  • Death Pony as Jessie
  • and more

Transcript

(To start the sketch, Max (with a green crayon) and a May (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "CHICKEN" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Max and May: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Max and May: Punishment from above!

(Four Pokemon girls [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little Pokemon: Apocalypse Pokemon! Punish mankind for their sins!

Nurse Joy: I'm Nurse Joy! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

May: I love you, Nurse Joy.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Francesca Ketchum: I'm Francesca Ketchum! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Max is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Dawn: Yay! War Dawn!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then the children's parents run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Ash: Hey, what's all this racket?

Misty: [hugging her Pokemon friends] My goodness!

Jessie: And I am [demonic voice] Jessie!

Misty: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Max: [scared, eyes wide] No, Misty, I think he said-

(Jessie roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the family into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Pokemon; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Pokemon" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little Pokemon: Apocalypse Pokemon! Punish mankind for their sins!

May's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Pokemon!

(As always, we end with static.)

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