Parody Cast Members

  • Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Sonic
  • Little Boy as Tails
  • Little Girl as Cream
  • Mom as Amy Rose
  • Pestilence Pony as Cosmo
  • Famine Pony as Blaze
  • War Pony as Marine
  • Death Pony as Rouge


(To start the sketch, Tails (with a green crayon) and Cream (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "SONIC" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Tails and Cream: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Tails and Cream: Punishment from above!

(Four Sonic girls [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little Sonic: Apocalypse Sonic! Punish mankind for their sins!

Cosmo: I'm Cosmo! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

Cream: I love you, Cosmo.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Blaze: I'm Blaze! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Tails is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Marine: Yay! War Marine!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then Sonic and Amy Rose run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Sonic: Hey, what's all this racket?

Amy Rose: [hugging Tails and Cream] My goodness!

Rouge: And I am [demonic voice] Death Rouge!

Amy Rose: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Tails: [scared, eyes wide] No, Amy Rose, I think he said-

(Rouge the Bat roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the characters into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Sonics; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Sonic" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little Sonic: Apocalypse Sonic! Punish mankind for their sins!

Cream's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Sonics!

(As always, we end with static.)