• Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Randy Marsh
  • Little Boy as Stan Marsh
  • Little Girl as Wendy Testaburger
  • Mom as Sheila Broflovski
  • Pestilence Pony as Sharon Marsh
  • Famine Pony as Liane Cartman
  • War Pony as Bebe Stevens
  • Death Pony as Shelly Marsh


(To start the sketch, Stan Marsh (with a green crayon) and Wendy Testaburger (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "YOSHI" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Stan and Wendy: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Stan and Wendy: Punishment from above!

(Four South Park girls [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little South Park: Apocalypse South Park! Punish mankind for their sins!

Sharon Marsh: I'm Sharon Marsh! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

Wendy: I love you, Sharon.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Liane Cartman: I'm Liane! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Stan Marsh is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Bebe Stevens: Yay! War Bebe!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then Randy Marsh and Sheila Broflovski run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Randy Marsh: Hey, what's all this racket?

Sheila Broflovski: [hugging Stan and Wendy] My goodness!

Shelly Marsh: And I am [demonic voice] Death Shelly!

Sheila Broflovski: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Stan Marsh: [scared, eyes wide] No, Sheila, I think he said-

(Shelly Marsh roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the family into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse girls; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse South Park" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little South Park: Apocalypse South Park! Punish mankind for their sins!

Wendy's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Girls!

(As always, we end with static.)