• Announcer as Himself
  • Dad as Bob
  • Little Boy as Larry
  • Little Girl as Petunia Rhubarb
  • Mom as Laura
  • Pestilence Pony as Annie
  • Famine Pony as Mom Asparagus
  • War Pony as Madame Blueberry
  • Death Pony as Bad Apple


(To start the sketch, Larry (with a green crayon) and Petunia Rhubarb (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "VEGGIE" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Larry and Petunia Rhubarb: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Larry and Petunia Rhubarb: Punishment from above!

(Four Veggie girls [a black one with a mask, a red flaming one, a yellow one with flowers on her body, and a blue one] fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: My Little Veggie: Apocalypse Veggies! Punish mankind for their sins!

Annie: I'm Annie! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]

Petunia Rhubarb: I love you, Annie.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Mom Asparagus: I'm Mom Asparagus! [laughs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips where Larry is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Pauline: Yay! War Pauline!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then Bob and Laura run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Bob:' Hey, what's all this racket?

Laura: [hugging Larry and Petunia Rhubarb] My goodness!

Bad Apple: And I am [demonic voice] Death Apple!

Laura: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Larry: [scared, eyes wide] No, Laura, I think he said-

(Bad Apple roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the veggies into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Veggies; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Veggie" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: My Little Veggie: Apocalypse Veggies! Punish mankind for their sins!

Petunia Rhubarb's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Veggies!

(As always, we end with static.)

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