Arki was born on November 14, 1997.
Eric: What's wrong, darling?
Simon: I broke my legs. Then I became very fat.
Eric: Don't worry, Simon. I'll call the doctor. (picks up the phone) Hello, doctor? No problem at all. See ya. (hangs up the phone)
Doctor: Hi. I'm the doctor.
Eric: (gasps) Oh, my god! You're fat! Go away now!
Doctor: I'm sorry, Eric! (runs off)
Other Doctor: Hi. I'm the other doctor.
Eric: Doctor, is he all right?
Other Doctor: Yes. He'll be completely fine. Okay, Simon. Push now. Harder. Just push, push, and push. I hope that helps you. (finally, the baby pops out of Simon's stomach) Congrats, Simon! It's a boy. What's his name?
Eric: How about... Arki?
Other Doctor: I like that name.
Simon: Happy birthday, Arki. You're a whole year old. Have some cake.
Arki: Cake! (giggles, then takes a bite of the cake)
Simon: Arki have said his first word! (chuckles)
Arki: I love cake! (giggles)
(it was Arki's third Halloween)
Man: Here's some candy, Arki.
Arki: Thanks. (walks off)
Eric: Enjoy Christmas in 2000! See my child? He's on the floor.
Arki: I want Barney! (x3)
Eric: Okay. In fact... Merry Christmas! (chuckles)
(Eric and Simon died from a subway crash)
Arki: (sobbing) Good-bye, you guys! (runs off)
(R.I.P.: Eric and Simon (1960 - 2002))
(Arki has his foster parents Julie and Dave)
Dave: What happened to Eric and Simon, son?
Arki: They died from a subway crash.
Julie: So, we're a good happy family!
Arki: Thanks, mom and dad! (giggles)
Dave: Arki! I can't believe you got a pink slip at school!! That's it! You're grounded for life!
Julie: March to your room right now!
Arki: STOP GROUNDING ME FOR ENOUGH!! NOW YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 900 TRILLION QUADZILLION YEARS!!!
Julie and Dave: Oh, please! Don't do it, son!
Arki: (kills his foster parents with a knife) THAT WILL TEACH YOU A VERY CREEPY LESSON, MOM AND DAD!!! (cackles, then runs off)
January 30, 2013