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Ash's Christmas Party & Other Favorite Stories is a Christmas Spoof to Thomas's Christmas Party & Other Favorite Stories, with four Season 1 episodes, two Season 2 episodes, and two Season 3 episodes told by George Carlin. This parody has Miss Yvette Woodgrove (from Pretty Cure) as Mrs. Kyndley.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Kevin Keene (from Captain N) as Edward
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
  • Scott Summers (from X-Men: Evolution) as Gordon
  • Alfred "Al" Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
  • Nathan "Nate" Adams (from Yo-Kai Watch) as Percy
  • Taichi "Tai" Kamiya (from Digimon) as Toby
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Coconut Fred (from Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island) as Terence
  • Susan and Mary Test (from Johnny Test) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Zoey Hanson (from Mew Mew Power) as Henrietta
  • Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Lola Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Lady Hatt
  • Buster and Babs Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Stephen and Bridget Hatt
  • Miss Yvette Woodgrove (from Pretty Cure) as Mrs. Kyndley
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson (from SWAT Kats) as Donald and Douglas
  • Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse (from Tom and Jerry) as Bill and Ben
  • King Bowser Koopa (from Super Mario) as Diesel
  • Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers) as BoCo
  • Optimus Prime (from Transformers) as Harold
  • Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor

Episodes

  1. Ash's Christmas Party
  2. Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree
  3. Coconut Fred
  4. The Flying Kipper
  5. A Scarf For Nate
  6. A New Friend For Ash
  7. Shaggy's Forest
  8. Ash Saves The Day

Script

Ash's Christmas Party

  • George Carlin: It was Christmas on the land of Cartoons. All the characters were working hard. Ash and Tai were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch line. Everyone was happy. Only the girls Susan and Mary were complaining.
  • Susan: It's always the same before Christmas.
  • George Carlin: They groaned.
  • Mary: We feel so full, we feel so full.
  • Ash: Oh, come on!
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
  • George Carlin: By the side of the track was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them.
  • Ash: It's Miss Woodgrove!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash.
  • Ash: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
  • George Carlin: Ash always felt better for seeing her.
  • Ash: Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Miss Woodgrove.
  • George Carlin: He said to himself. When work was over, Ash went to see the other characters. All their coats had been polished.
  • Scott: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Said Scott.
  • Scott: Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us.
  • Ash: Never mind that.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Miss Woodgrove saved us from a nasty accident. You remember when she was ill in bed and...
  • Kevin: Yes of course.
  • George Carlin: Interrupted Kevin.
  • Kevin: You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
  • Nate: And you and Tai gave her presents.
  • George Carlin: Nate joined in.
  • Nate: And Bugs Bunny sent her to the seaside to get better.
  • Shaggy: But...
  • George Carlin: Said the other characters.
  • Shaggy: The rest of us have never thanked her properly.
  • Ash: Exactly.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
  • George Carlin: Everyone was getting very excited. The drivers felt sure that Bugs Bunny will agree as indeed he did. The characters were all busy making plans, when silence fell. Bugs Bunny had bad news.
  • Bugs: The weather's changed badly. Miss Woodgrove is snowed up. Tai says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Ash. There's no party unless you do.
  • George Carlin: Ash hated snow, but he said bravely.
  • Ash: I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must.
  • Bugs: There's a good boy. You and Tai will manage splendidly.
  • George Carlin: Ash charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them. But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further.
  • Ash's Fireman: Look at that!
  • George Carlin: Exclaimed Ash's fireman.
  • Ash: Peep, peep! Here we are.
  • George Carlin: An answering wave came from an upstairs window. Then they heard a familiar sound.
  • Ash: That's Coconut Fred.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: He's come to help too.
  • George Carlin: Sure enough, Fred had a snowplough and was working hard to clear a patch to the railroad line to safety. At long last, the rescue was complete. Nate took the tired workmen home. Fred said goodbye to Miss Woodgrove and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off. The characters made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. There was no one to be seen. Ash's heart sank. Suddenly, all the lights went on. What a marvelous site awaited Miss Woodgrove.
  • Bugs: Well done!
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I'm really proud of you all.
  • George Carlin: Miss Woodgrove especially thanked the smaller characters.
  • Miss Woodgrove: Ash and Tai are old friends.
  • George Carlin: She said.
  • Miss Woodgrove: And now, Nate, you are my friend too.
  • George Carlin: Nate was very pleased.
  • Nate: Three cheers for Miss Woodgrove!
  • George Carlin: He called.
  • Nate: Peep, peep, peep!
  • George Carlin: They all whistled.
  • Characters: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever and Miss Woodgrove could think of nowhere she would rather live than here with them on the land of Cartoons.

Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

  • George Carlin: It was two days before Christmas. Many children were expected on the land of Cartoons. All the characters were busy with the final preparations. Bugs Bunny wanted this year's carol party to be an extra special celebration. Bugs Bunny was now waiting impatiently for Ash.
  • Bugs: Quickly now.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bugs: Our Christmas tree has arrived just in time. I want you to fetch it, Ash. Virgil can look after Susan and Mary until you get back.
  • Ash: Will we be able to sing carols too?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Bugs: We'll see.
  • George Carlin: Promised Bugs.
  • Ash: It would be nice to sing carols again.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Ash as he set off on his important mission. Ash collected the tree safely but large snowdrifts lay ahead.
  • Ash: I mustn't be late.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Ash: Bugs Bunny is relying on me.
  • George Carlin: Whistling bravely, Ash tried to move. But he couldn't. There was worse to come. Ash was snowed under. Meanwhile the other characters waited and waited. They were grumbling about Ash for being late.
  • Bugs: Silence!
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Ash left the works safely, but snow had brought the telephone lines down. We must assume he is stranded.
  • George Carlin: The characters now felt sorry for Ash and cold but confident the cats set off to the rescue. Suddenly, they came to a drift that was deeper than the rest.
  • Ash: Help! Help!
  • Chance: Hush!
  • George Carlin: Said Chance.
  • Chance: I can hear something.
  • Jake: Probably the wind.
  • George Carlin: Said Jake.
  • Ash: Help!
  • Chance: No listen.
  • George Carlin: Insisted Chance.
  • Ash: Over here!
  • Jake: Oh, it's Ash. Come on the poor wee trainer must be frozen to the frames in there.
  • George Carlin: When the workmen arrived, it took some time to decide how to dig away the drifts of snow. Ash's driver and fireman, who had taken shelter at a nearby cottage, joined the rescue. At last, Ash and the precious Christmas tree were free from the snowdrift. Then they set off once more to finish their long journey. Bugs Bunny greeted them warmly.
  • Bugs: As a reward for all your hard work, you may go and enjoy the carols. Be quick now.
  • George Carlin: At the big station, all was soon ready.
  • Bugs: One, two, three!
  • George Carlin: Suddenly like magic the station was flooded with lights.
  • Bugs: Ladies and gentlemen and children, I give you three cheers for Ash Ketchum and all his friends who had made this occasion possible.
  • George Carlin: Suddenly, there was a strange whirring sound. Nate and Tai smiled, they knew who it was. With landing lights shining brightly, Optimus Prime touched down gently in the snow. Bringing the greatest surprise of all, Santa Claus. Everyone cheered and the party began.
  • Ash: It's no fun getting stuck in the snow.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Ash to Nate.
  • Ash: But it was worth it for this party. Happy Holiday, Nate. Happy Holiday, everyone.

Coconut Fred

  • George Carlin: Autumn had come to the land of Cartoons. The fields were changing from yellow stubble to brown earth and a coconut was hard at work as Ash puff along. Later Ash saw the coconut close by.
  • Fred: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Said the coconut.
  • Fred: I'm Fred, I'm plowing.
  • Ash: I'm Ash, I'm pulling a train. What ugly feet you got.
  • Fred: They're not ugly, they're mine.
  • George Carlin: Said Fred.
  • Fred: I can go anywhere. I don't need rails.
  • Ash: I don't want to go anywhere.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I like my rails, thank you.
  • George Carlin: Winter came with dark clouds full of snow.
  • Driver: I don't like it.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash's driver.
  • Driver: A heavy fall is coming. I hope it doesn't stop us.
  • Ash: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Ash.
  • Ash: Soft stuff, nothing to it.
  • George Carlin: And he puffed on feeling cold but confident. They finished their journey safely but by now the country was covered.
  • Driver: You need your snowplough for the next journey, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Ash: Huh! Snow is silly soft stuff it won't stop me.
  • George Carlin: The snowplough was heavy and uncomfortable and made Ash cross. He shook it and he banged it and when they got back it was so damaged that the driver had to take it off.
  • Driver: You're a very naughty boy.
  • George Carlin: He said to Ash. Next morning, Ash's driver and fireman came early and worked hard to mend the snowplough, but they couldn't make it fit. Ash was pleased.
  • Ash: I shan't have to wear it, I shan't have to wear it.
  • George Carlin: He puffed to Susan and Mary. But they were rather worried.
  • Susan and Mary: I hope it's all right, I hope it's all right.
  • George Carlin: They whispered to each other. The driver was worried too.
  • Driver: It's not bad here.
  • George Carlin: He said to the fireman.
  • Driver: But it's sure to be deep in the valley.
  • Ash: Silly soft stuff.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: I didn't need that stupid old thing yesterday and I shan't today. Snow can't stop me.
  • George Carlin: He rushed into a tunnel thinking how clever he was. But there was trouble ahead.
  • (Crash)
  • Ash: Cinders and ashes!.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I'm stuck.
  • George Carlin: And he was.
  • Driver: Back, Ash, back.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver. Ash tried but his feet run and he couldn't move. The conductor went back for help while everyone else tried to dig the snow away. But as fast as they dug, more snow slipped down until Ash was nearly buried.
  • Ash: Oh, my wheels and coupling rods. I shall have to stop here till I'm frozen. What a silly boy I am.
  • George Carlin: And Ash began to cry. At last the hedgehog came to rescue the passengers. And then who should come to Ash's rescue but Coconut Fred. Snow never worries him.
  • (Fred hooks up to Mary and pulls her and Susan out of the snow)
  • George Carlin: He pulled the twins away, then came back for Ash. Ash's feet were clear but still spun when he tried to move. Fred tugged and slipped and slipped and tugged and at last dragged Ash clear of the snow ready for the journey home.
  • (Fred goes away into the tunnel with Ash following him)
  • Ash: Oh, thank you, Fred. Your skills are splendid.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Driver: I hope you'll be sensible now, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Ash: I'll try.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash and he puffed slowly away.

The Flying Kipper

  • George Carlin: One winter evening, Shaggy's driver said...
  • Driver: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Scott, but I think if we pull the Kipper nicely, Bugs Bunny will let us pull the express. The special medicine they gave you is working well.
  • Shaggy: Hooray!
  • George Carlin: Cried Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: That will be lovely.
  • George Carlin: All kinds of ships use the harbour at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here. They unload their fish on the key. Some of them goes the shops in the town, and the rest in a special train to other places far away. This is the train the railwaymen called the Flying Kipper. Shaggy was ready at 5:00. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go.
  • Shaggy: Come on, come on, don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy to the Beedrill. The Beedrill shuttered and groaned.
  • Beedrill: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, all right, all right!
  • Shaggy: That's better, that's better.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy. Clouds of smoke and steam poured from his funnel into the cold air, and the fire's light shown brightly.
  • Shaggy: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: Panted Shaggy. They were going well. The light grew better, signal light shown green as they passed. Then, a yellow signal appeard ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down.
  • Driver: All clear, Shaggy. Away we go.
  • George Carlin: They couldn't know the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen, and a home signal should have been set a danger, but snow had forced it down. A freight train was waited in a siding to let the Flying Kipper past, and a Driver and Fireman were drinking cocoa in the caboose.
  • Conductor: The Kipper is due.
  • George Carlin: Said the conductor.
  • Fireman: Who cares?
  • George Carlin: Said the Fireman.
  • Fireman: This is good cocoa.
  • George Carlin: The driver got up.
  • Driver: Come on, fireman, back to our engine.
  • George Carlin: They got out just in time.
  • (Shaggy crashes into the break van and comes off the rails completely)
  • George Carlin: Shaggy's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash, but Shaggy lay dazed and surprised. Bugs Bunny came to see him.
  • Shaggy: The signal was down, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Bugs: Cheer up, Shaggy. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow cause the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick characters. They'll give you your new shape and a larger firebox. You'll feel a different character, and you won't need special medicine anymore. Won't that be nice?
  • Shaggy: Yes, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy doubtfully. Shaggy liked being a Crewe, but was glad to come home. A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers.
  • Shaggy: Peep, peep!
  • George Carlin: He whistled.
  • Shaggy: Thank you very much!
  • George Carlin: I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children were often late for school, because they waited to see Shaggy go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Scott is jealous. But that's another story.

A Scarf For Nate

  • George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning on the land of Cartoons. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and Nate were cold and cross.
  • Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
  • Nate: He's not late.
  • George Carlin: Replied Nate.
  • Nate: This weather woke us up early.
  • George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round Nate too.
  • Nate: Why don't we talk about something else?
  • George Carlin: Shivered Nate.
  • Ash: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
  • Nate: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
  • Ash: And firefighters.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Nate: Scarves!
  • George Carlin: Continued Nate.
  • Ash: Scarves?
  • George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
  • Ash: That's what you need, Nate. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
  • George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but Nate thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Bugs Bunny was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
  • Bugs: I shall put them in my trunk.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny said to his wife.
  • Bugs: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
  • George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. Nate was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
  • Nate: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Nate: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Nate!
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Characters don't wear scarves.
  • Nate: Characters with proper funnels do.
  • George Carlin: Replied Nate.
  • Nate: You've only got a small one.
  • George Carlin: Before Shaggy could answer, Nate puffed away. Shaggy snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Bugs Bunny was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Nate was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Nate wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Nate gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
  • Nate: OH!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Nate. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Nate's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Bugs Bunny seized the top hat.
  • Bugs: Mine!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bugs: Nate, look at this!
  • Nate: Yes sir, I am sir.
  • Bugs: My best trousers too.
  • Nate: Yes sir, please sir.
  • Bugs: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
  • George Carlin: Nate went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Al.
  • Al: Hello, Nate. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
  • George Carlin: And he puffed away to tell Shaggy the news. That evening, Ash and Nate were resting in the shed. Nate's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Nate a good rubdown.
  • Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash. Shaggy arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Nate too.
  • Shaggy: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Nate.
  • Nate: Certainly not!
  • George Carlin: Replied Nate.
  • Nate: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

A New Friend For Ash

Shaggy's Forest

Ash Saves The Day

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