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Ash, Alex and The Dragon & Other Stories is an Ash & Friends spoof to the 1993 Thomas & Friends video entitled: Thomas, Percy and The Dragon & Other Stories. It is composed of four Season 2 episodes and three Season 3 episodes narrated by the late George Carlin for the US.

Description

Boo!!! Have you ever had something scare you? On the magical land of YTV, even the bravest of characters sometimes get scared. Why take Alexander "Alex" O'Connell - - he said that he's not scared of anything. What do you think? Help Ash use the water Chinese Dragon Gyarados to play a little joke on Alex. Watch what happens when Raimundo lands in an embarrassing situation, Ozzy and Drix come to Shaggy's rescue, some silly Beedrill cause trouble and confusion for Bumpty and Raphael, and Kevin Keene proves that, even though he's old, he's still really useful.

So make sure you're "Right on Time" for the next journey through the magical YTV world - with Ash the Pokémon Trainer & Friends Volume 8!

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  8. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
  10. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  11. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
  12. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  13. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
  14. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  15. A Gyarados as The Chinese Dragon
  16. Elmer Fudd as The Spiteful Break Van (Billy West)
  17. Arcanine as Coaches
  18. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  19. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  20. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  21. Wilhelmina Ketchum as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
  22. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  23. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  24. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)

Episodes

  1. Ash, Alex and The Dragon
  2. Ozzy and Drix
  3. The Deputation
  4. Time For Trouble
  5. A Scarf For Alex
  6. The Kongsel
  7. Kevin's Exploit

Transcript

Ash, Alex and The Dragon

  • George Carlin: Ash and Alex are good friends, but sometimes, Alex teases Ash about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all. One evening, he was dozing happily, but Alex wanted to talk.
  • Alex: Wake up, Ash. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
  • Ash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was your really.
  • George Carlin: Alex went on teasing him.
  • Alex: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
  • Ash: Why?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Ash: I quite like the dark.
  • Alex: Oh really?
  • George Carlin: Explained Alex.
  • Alex: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
  • George Carlin: Ash decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Steven came to see him.
  • Steven: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
  • Ash: What sort of something?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Steven: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven. Meanwhile, Alex was moving some Beedrill into a siding. Shaggy arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Alex waited on the siding until Shaggy had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
  • The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman.
  • The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Alex. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
  • Driver: Hmmm.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex's Driver.
  • Driver: I'm sorry, Alex. But you will have to stay here tonight.
  • Alex: Where are you going?
  • George Carlin: Asked Alex.
  • Fireman: Home for tea.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman. Alex was speechless. He watched as the other characters went home to the shed. Night-time came and Alex began to feel very lonely.
  • Alex: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He murmured.
  • Alex: It's very dark.
  • (A screeching noise can be heard)
  • Alex: Oh! Oh! What's that?!
  • George Carlin: It was only an owl, but Alex didn't realize this.
  • Alex: Oh, I wish Ash was here too.
  • George Carlin: He sighed. Ash was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there is was.
  • (The Gyarados appears)
  • Ash: Cinders and Ashes!
  • George Carlin: Cried Ash.
  • Ash: It's a Gyarados!
  • Driver: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: This Gyarados is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Ash's load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Ash set off into the misty night. Alex was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Ash was approaching him.
  • (Ash and the Gyarados approach Alex and scare him)
  • George Carlin: Alex woke up with a start.
  • Alex: Help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Alex.
  • Alex: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
  • George Carlin: Next morning the switches were mended and Alex puffed back to the junction. Terry was just about to leave with the express.
  • Alex: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
  • George Carlin: Terry was in no mood for puzzles.
  • Terry: I'm a busy character. I don't have time for your games.
  • Alex: I've seen a huge Gyarados. It was covered in lights.
  • George Carlin: Terry snorted.
  • Terry: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
  • George Carlin: When the other characters heard the news, they laughed too.
  • Raimundo: Look out, Alex!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Alex.
  • Raimundo: Or the Gyarados may gobble you up!
  • Alex: No one believes me.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Alex.
  • Alex: Maybe I did imagine the Gyarados after all.
  • George Carlin: But Alex soon found out that he hadn't.
  • Alex: Help! Save me!
  • George Carlin: Cried Alex.
  • Ash: It's alright.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash. And he explained about the carnival.
  • Ash: By the way, how was your night out?
  • George Carlin: Alex decided to tell Ash the truth.
  • Ash: Well, Alex.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.

Ozzy and Drix

  • George Carlin: Ozzy and Drix are cells, and have arrived from the City of Hector to help Steven, but only one character had been expected. The cells meant well, but did cause confusion. Steven had given them numbers, Ozzy 9 and Drix 10, but he was still planning to send one character home. There was Elmer Fudd in the yard that had taken a dislike to Drix. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Drix began to worry. Ozzy, his friend, was angry.
  • Ozzy: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • George Carlin: Said Ozzy.
  • Ozzy: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Elmer: You can't!
  • George Carlin: Said Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: I'm essential!
  • Ozzy: Och are you?
  • George Carlin: Ozzy burst out.
  • Ozzy: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Drix, would ya? Take that!
  • Elmer: Ow! Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Elmer.
  • Ozzy: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • George Carlin: Elmer behave better after that. Until one day, Ozzy had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
  • (Ozzy crashes into the signal box)
  • George Carlin: Ozzy wasn't hurt, but Steven was most annyoed.
  • Steven: I am disappointed, Ozzy. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Drix back and keep you.
  • Ozzy: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Ozzy.
  • Steven: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Raimundo will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. Raimundo won't like that.
  • George Carlin: Steven was right. Raimundo grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Drix: Anyone would think.
  • George Carlin: Said Drix.
  • Drix: That Ozzy had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a character and some tar wagons.
  • Raimundo: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: It's not funny.
  • George Carlin: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Drix: Well, well, well! Surely, Raimundo, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Elmer: Raimundo is cross!
  • George Carlin: Sniggered Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Beedrill: Hold back!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill to each other. Raimundo did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Kevin's station. Luckily, Drix was there.
  • Raimundo: Help me up the hill, please!
  • George Carlin: Panted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: These Beedrill are playing tricks.
  • Drix: We'll show them.
  • George Carlin: Said Drix. Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the Beedrill up the hill. But Raimundo was losing steam.
  • Raimundo: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Drix: Leave it to me!
  • George Carlin: Shouted Drix. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! Elmer's breaking!
  • (Drix smashes Elmer to bits)
  • George Carlin: Elmer was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Kevin came to clear the mess. Steven was board.
  • Steven: I might have known it would be Drix.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Kevin: Drix was grand, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Raimundo had no steam left, but Drix worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Steven: Two would have been enough.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: I want to be fair, Drix, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • George Carlin: Steven was making up his mind about which character to send away, but that's another story.

The Deputation

  • George Carlin: Snow came early to the land of YTV. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Ozzy and Drix were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Shaggy: Help, help!
  • Drix: Losh shakes, Ozzy! It's Shaggy! Don't worry yourself, Shaggy! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • George Carlin: Shaggy was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The cells were looking glum. They told him Steven was making a decision.
  • Ozzy: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Alex: It's a shame.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Terry: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Terry.
  • Raimundo: That Elmer Fudd too.
  • George Carlin: Put in Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Shaggy: The cells were splendid in the snow.
  • George Carlin: Added Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It isn't fair.
  • George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Alex decided to talk to Kevin about it.
  • Kevin: What you need...
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: ...is a deputation.
  • George Carlin: He explained what that was. Alex ran back quickly.
  • Alex: Kevin says we need a depostation.
  • Terry: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: The question is...
  • Shaggy: What is a desperation?
  • George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
  • Alex: It's when characters tell Steven something's wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Virgil: Did you say tell Steven?
  • George Carlin: Asked Virgil thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Terry: I purpose.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: That Alex be our...um...disputation.
  • Alex: Me?!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Alex.
  • Alex: I can't!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Alex.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It's easy.
  • Terry: That's settled then.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry. Poor Alex wished it wasn't.
  • Steven: Hello, Alex. It's nice to be back.
  • George Carlin: Alex jumped.
  • Alex: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Steven: You look nervous, Alex. What's the matter?
  • Alex: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • George Carlin: Steven pondered.
  • Steven: Do you mean a deputation, Alex?
  • Alex: Yes sir, please sir. It's Ozzy and Drix. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Steven: Thank you, Alex. That will do.
  • George Carlin: Later, Steven spoke to the characters.
  • Steven: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • George Carlin: He paused impressively.
  • Steven: Ozzy and Drix, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • George Carlin: The cells were surprised.
  • Ozzy: Thank you, sir.
  • Steven: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Drix: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
  • George Carlin: Steven smiled.
  • Steven: It means...
  • George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The cells were here to stay.

Time For Trouble

  • George Carlin: The land of YTV had many visitors, and Steven had scheduled more students. Terry McGinnis had to work harder than ever before.
  • Terry: Come on.
  • George Carlin: He called to the coaches.
  • Terry: Come on, come on, come on. The passengers rely on me to be on time.
  • George Carlin: Whenever Terry finished one journey it was time for another to begin.
  • (The conductor blows his whistle)
  • Terry: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Terry: I like a long run to stretch my feet.
  • George Carlin: Even so, Steven decided that Terry needed a rest.
  • Steven: Raimundo shall do your work.
  • George Carlin: He said kindly. Raimundo was delighted. He like to show off his smart red paint and was determined to be as fast as Terry.
  • Raimundo: You know, little Jackie.
  • George Carlin: He boasted.
  • Raimundo: I'm an important character. Everyone knows it. I'm as regular as clockwork. Never late, always on time, that's me.
  • Jackie: Sez you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jackie. Just then, Steven arrived.
  • Steven: Your parts are worn, Jackie, so you must go to the works to be mended.
  • Jackie: Can I take Kitana, sir?
  • Steven: No. What would the passengers do without her?
  • George Carlin: Jackie saw Alex by the water tower.
  • Alex: Don't worry, Jackie. I'll take care of Kitana until you get back.
  • George Carlin: Soon Jackie was out on the main line. He clanked as he trundled along. He's a little character with small wheels. His tanks will not hold much water. He had come a long way and began to feel thirsty. In the distance was a signal.
  • Jackie: Good.
  • George Carlin: He tought.
  • Jackie: There's a station ahead. I can have a nice drink and a rest until Raimundo has passed.
  • George Carlin: Jackie was enjoying his drink when the signalman came up. He had never seen Jackie before. Jackie's driver tried to explain but the new signalman wouldn't listen.
  • Signalman: We must clear the line for Raimundo with the express. You'll had to get more water at the next station.
  • George Carlin: Hurrying used a lot of water and his tanks were soon empty. Poor Jackie was out of steam and stranded on the main line.
  • Jackie's Fireman: We must warn Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman. Then he saw Alex and Kitana.
  • Jackie's Fireman: Please, take me back to the station. It's an emergency.
  • George Carlin: Kitana hated leaving Jackie.
  • Alex: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Alex: You're taking the fireman to warn Raimundo. That's a big help.
  • George Carlin: Kitana felt much better. Raimundo was fuming when he heard the news.
  • Raimundo: I'm going to be late.
  • Signalman: My fault.
  • George Carlin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: I didn't understand about Jackie.
  • Raimundo's Driver: Now Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Raimundo's Driver: You had to push Jackie.
  • Raimundo: What, me?!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Me?! Push Jackie and pull my train too?!
  • George Carlin: Grumbling dreadfully, Raimundo set off to find Jackie. He came up behind Jackie and gave him a bump.
  • Raimundo: Get on you!
  • George Carlin: Raimundo had to work very hard. When he reached the works station he felt exhausted. Some children were on the platform.
  • Boy: Koo. The express is late and it's got two characters. I think Raimundo couldn't pull it on his own so Jackie had to help him.
  • Jackie: Never mind, Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Jackie.
  • Jackie: They're only joking.
  • Raimundo: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo. Jackie just smiled.

A Scarf For Alex

  • George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning on the land of YTV. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and Alex were cold and cross.
  • Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
  • Alex: He's not late.
  • George Carlin: Replied Alex.
  • Alex: This weather woke us up early.
  • George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round Alex too.
  • Alex: Why don't we talk about something else?
  • George Carlin: Shivered Alex.
  • Ash: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
  • Alex: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
  • Ash: And firefighters.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Alex: Scarves!
  • George Carlin: Continued Alex.
  • Ash: Scarves.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
  • Ash: That's what you need, Alex. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
  • George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but Alex thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Steven was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking foward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
  • Steven: I shall put them in my trunk.
  • George Carlin: Steven said to his wife.
  • Steven: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
  • George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. Alex was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still hought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
  • Alex: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Alex: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Alex!
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Characters don't wear scarves.
  • Alex: Characters with proper funnels do.
  • George Carlin: Replied Alex.
  • Alex: You've only got a small one.
  • George Carlin: Before Shaggy could answer, Alex puffed away. Shaggy snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Steven was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amoungst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Alex was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Alex wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Alex gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
  • Alex: OH!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Alex. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Alex's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Steven seized the top hat.
  • Steven: Mine!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: Alex, look at this!
  • Alex: Yes sir, I am sir.
  • Steven: My best trousers too.
  • Alex: Yes sir, please sir.
  • Steven: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
  • George Carlin: Alex went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Hello, Alex. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
  • George Carlin: And he puffed off to tell Shaggy the news. That evening, Ash and Alex were resting in the shed. Alex's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Alex a good rubdown.
  • Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash. Shaggy arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Alex too.
  • Shaggy: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Alex.
  • Alex: Certainly not!
  • George Carlin: Replied Alex.
  • Alex: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

The Kongsel

  • George Carlin: Bumpty and Raphael are a pair of birds. Each has four feet and tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their Beedrill are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. The animals were now kept busy pulling the Beedrill for characters on the main line and for ships in the harbour. One morning, they arranged some Beedrill and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The animals were most surprised. Their drivers examine the patch of oil.
  • Driver: That's kongsel.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Bumpty: It's a what'll?
  • George Carlin: Asked Bumpty.
  • Raphael: A kongsel, I think.
  • George Carlin: Replied Raphael.
  • Raphael: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bumpty: Coughs and sneezles spread kongsels.
  • Raphael: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the monkeysel came.
  • Bumpty: It isn't!
  • Raphael: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Bumpty and Raphael were horrified.
  • Bumpty: But the kongsel will magic us away like the Beedrill.
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • George Carlin: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're animals. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
  • George Carlin: Puffing hard, the animals set off on their journey to find the monkey. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the kong on a siding with missing Beedrill. Raphael hid behind, but Bumpty went bodly alongside. The kong looked up.
  • Donkey Kong: Do you mind?
  • Bumpty: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: I do. I want my Beedrill please.
  • Donkey Kong: These are mine.
  • George Carlin: Said the kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Go away.
  • George Carlin: Bumpty pretended not to be frightened.
  • Bumpty: You're a big bully.
  • George Carlin: He whimpered.
  • Bumpty: You'll be sorry.
  • George Carlin: He ran back and hid behind the Beedrill on the other side. Raphael now came forward.
  • Raphael: Beedrill stealer!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Raphael. He ran away too. Bumpty took his place. This went on and on till the kong's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Donkey Kong: Stop! You're making me giddy.
  • George Carlin: The two birds gazed at him.
  • Donkey Kong: Are there two of you?
  • Bumpty: Yes, we're birds.
  • Donkey Kong: I might have known it.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Kevin bustled up.
  • Kevin: Bumpty and Raphael, why are you playing here?
  • Bumpty: We're not playing.
  • George Carlin: Protested Bumpty.
  • Raphael: We're rescuing our Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Raphael.
  • Raphael: Even you don't take our Beedrill without asking, but this kongsel did.
  • Kevin: There's no cause to be rude.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin severly.
  • Kevin: This kong is a Metropolitan Vickers, kong electric type 2.
  • George Carlin: The birds were most impressed.
  • Bumpty: We're sorry, mister...er...
  • Donkey Kong: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: The kong smiled.
  • Donkey Kong: Call me Donkey Kong. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Beedrill.
  • Kevin: That's all right then.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Now off you go, Bumpty and Raphael. Fetch Donkey Kong's Beedrill, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
  • George Carlin: He said to Donkey Kong.
  • Kevin: But they're mattening at times.
  • George Carlin: Donkey Kong chuckled.
  • Donkey Kong: Mattening...
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Donkey Kong: ...is the word.

Kevin's Exploit

  • George Carlin: Sonic the Hedgehog was giving some visitors a tour of the land of YTV. It was their last afternoon, and Kevin was preparing to take them to meet Bumpty and Raphael. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Shaggy: Did you see him straining?
  • George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
  • Raimundo: Positively painful.
  • George Carlin: Remarked Raimundo.
  • Terry: Just pathetic.
  • George Carlin: Grunted Terry.
  • Terry: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Virgil: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Burst out Virgil.
  • Virgil: You're all jealous. Kevin's better than any of you.
  • Donkey Kong: You're right, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Kevin's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Kevin: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bumpty and Raphael were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Kevin took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Kevin. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Kevin's feet slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned man. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Kevin: I'll try, sir.
  • George Carlin: Promised Kevin. Kevin puffed and pulled his hardest. But his feet kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Kevin. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with Beedrill.
  • Kevin: That'll be much easier.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Come on!
  • George Carlin: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Kevin: I've done it, I've done it!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Kevin.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • George Carlin: And he listened happily to Kevin's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Kevin steamed in. Shaggy was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Kevin: Peep peep!
  • George Carlin: Steven angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Kevin, his driver and fireman. Virgil and Donkey Kong saw to it that Kevin was left in peace. Terry and Raimundo remain respectfully silent.

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