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Ash, Kevin and The Dragon & Other Stories is Pikachufreak's Ash & Friends spoof to Thomas, Percy and The Dragon & Other Stories, each containing four Season 2 episodes and three Season 3 episodes told by George Carlin.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Marty McFly (from Back To The Future) as Edward
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
  • Scott Summers (from X-Men Evolution) as Gordon
  • Al Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
  • Kevin Whitney (from Krypto The Superdog) as Percy
  • Puss In Boots (from The Adventures of Puss In Boots) as Toby
  • Megan and Mimi (from Mew Mew Power) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Clover (from All Hail King Julien) as Henrietta
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson alias T-Bone and Razor (from SWAT Kats) as Donald and Douglas
  • Bumpty The Penguin and Raphael The Raven (from Tetris Attack) as Bill and Ben
  • Donkey Kong (from Donkey Kong Country) as BoCo

Episodes

  1. Ash, Kevin and The Dragon
  2. Chance and Jake
  3. The Deputation
  4. Time For Trouble
  5. A Scarf For Kevin
  6. The Kongsel
  7. Marty's Exploit

Scripts

Ash, Kevin and The Dragon

  • George Carlin: Ash and Kevin are good friends, but sometimes, Kevin teases Ash about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all. One evening, he was dozing happily, but Kevin wanted to talk.
  • Kevin: Wake up, Ash. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
  • Ash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was your really.
  • George Carlin: Kevin went on teasing him.
  • Kevin: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
  • Ash: Why?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Ash: I quite like the dark.
  • Kevin: Oh really?
  • George Carlin: Explained Kevin.
  • Kevin: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
  • George Carlin: Ash decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Bugs Bunny came to see him.
  • Bugs: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
  • Ash: What sort of something?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Bugs: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Replied Bugs Bunny. Meanwhile, Kevin was moving some Beedrill into a siding. Shaggy arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Kevin waited on the siding until Shaggy had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
  • The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman.
  • The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Kevin. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
  • Driver: Hmmm.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin's Driver.
  • Driver: I'm sorry, Kevin. But you will have to stay here tonight.
  • Kevin: Where are you going?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kevin.
  • Fireman: Home for tea.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman. Kevin was speechless. He watched as the other characters went home to the shed. Night-time came and Kevin began to feel very lonely.
  • Kevin: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He murmured.
  • Kevin: It's very dark.
  • (A screeching noise can be heard)
  • Kevin: Oh! Oh! What's that?!
  • George Carlin: It was only an owl, but Kevin didn't realize this.
  • Kevin: Oh, I wish Ash was here too.
  • George Carlin: He sighed. Ash was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there it was.
  • (The Gyarados appears)
  • Ash: Cinders and Ashes!
  • George Carlin: Cried Ash.
  • Ash: It's a Gyarados!
  • Driver: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: This Gyarados is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Ash's load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Ash set off into the misty night. Kevin was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Ash was approaching him.
  • (Ash and the Gyarados approach Kevin and scare him)
  • George Carlin: Kevin woke up with a start.
  • Kevin: Help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Kevin.
  • Kevin: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
  • George Carlin: Next morning the switches were mended and Kevin puffed back to the junction. Scott was just about to leave with the express.
  • Kevin: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
  • George Carlin: Scott was in no mood for puzzles.
  • Scott: I'm a busy character. I don't have time for your games.
  • Kevin: I've seen a huge Gyarados. It was covered in lights.
  • George Carlin: Scott snorted.
  • Scott: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
  • George Carlin: When the other characters heard the news, they laughed too.
  • Al: Look out, Kevin!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Al.
  • Al: Or the Gyarados may gobble you up!
  • Kevin: No one believes me.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Kevin.
  • Kevin: Maybe I did imagine the Gyarados after all.
  • George Carlin: But Kevin soon found out that he hadn't.
  • Kevin: Help! Save me!
  • George Carlin: Cried Kevin.
  • Ash: It's alright.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash. And he explained about the carnival.
  • Ash: By the way, how was your night out?
  • George Carlin: Kevin decided to tell Ash the truth.
  • Ash: Well, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.

Chance and Jake

  • George Carlin: Chance and Jake are cats, and have arrived from Megakat City to help Bugs Bunny, but only one character had been expected. The cats meant well, but did cause confusion. Bugs Bunny had given them numbers: Chance 9 and Jake 10, but he was still planning to send one character home. There was Elmer Fudd in the yard that had taken a dislike to Jake. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Jake began to worry. Chance, his friend, was angry.
  • Chance: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • George Carlin: Said Chance.
  • Chance: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Elmer: You can't!
  • George Carlin: Said Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: I'm essential!
  • Chance: Och are you?
  • George Carlin: Chance burst out.
  • Chance: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Jake, would ya? Take that!
  • Elmer: Ow! Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Elmer.
  • Chance: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • George Carlin: Elmer behave better after that. Until one day, Chance had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
  • (Chance crashes into the signal box)
  • George Carlin: Chance wasn't hurt, but Bugs Bunny was most annoyed.
  • Bugs: I am disappointed, Chance. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Jake back and keep you.
  • Chance: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Chance.
  • Bugs: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Al will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. Al won't like that.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny was right. Al grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Jake: Anyone would think.
  • George Carlin: Said Jake.
  • Jake: That Chance had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a character and some tar wagons.
  • Al: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Said Al.
  • Al: It's not funny.
  • George Carlin: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Jake: Well, well, well! Surely, Al, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • George Carlin: Al didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Elmer: Al is cross!
  • George Carlin: Sniggered Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Beedrill: Hold back!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill to each other. Al did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Marty's station. Luckily, Jake was there.
  • Al: Help me up the hill, please!
  • George Carlin: Panted Al.
  • Al: These Beedrill are playing tricks.
  • Jake: We'll show them.
  • George Carlin: Said Jake. Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the Beedrill up the hill. But Al was losing steam.
  • Al: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Jake: Leave it to me!
  • George Carlin: Shouted Jake. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! Elmer's breaking!
  • (Jake smashes Elmer to bits)
  • George Carlin: Elmer was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Marty came to clear the mess. Bugs Bunny was on board.
  • Bugs: I might have known it would be Jake.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Marty: Jake was grand, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Marty.
  • Marty: Al had no steam left, but Jake worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Bugs: Two would have been enough.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I want to be fair, Jake, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny was making up his mind about which character to send away, but that's another story.

The Deputation

  • George Carlin: Snow came early to the land of Cartoons. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Chance and Jake were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Shaggy: Help, help!
  • Jake: Losh shakes, Chance! It's Shaggy! Don't worry yourself, Shaggy! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • George Carlin: Shaggy was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The cats were looking glum. They told him Bugs Bunny was making a decision.
  • Jake: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Kevin: It's a shame.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Scott: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Scott.
  • Al: That Elmer Fudd too.
  • George Carlin: Put in Al.
  • Al: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Shaggy: The cells were splendid in the snow.
  • George Carlin: Added Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It isn't fair.
  • George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Kevin decided to talk to Marty about it.
  • Marty: What you need...
  • George Carlin: Said Marty.
  • Marty: ...is a deputation.
  • George Carlin: He explained what that was. Kevin ran back quickly.
  • Kevin: Marty says we need a depostation.
  • Scott: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Said Scott.
  • Scott: The question is...
  • Shaggy: What is a desperation?
  • George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
  • Kevin: It's when characters tell Bugs Bunny something's wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Virgil: Did you say tell Bugs Bunny?
  • George Carlin: Asked Virgil thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Scott: I purpose.
  • George Carlin: Said Scott.
  • Scott: That Kevin be our...um...disputation.
  • Kevin: Me?!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Kevin.
  • Kevin: I can't!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It's easy.
  • Scott: That's settled then.
  • George Carlin: Said Scott. Poor Kevin wished it wasn't.
  • Bugs: Hello, Kevin. It's nice to be back.
  • George Carlin: Kevin jumped.
  • Kevin: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Bugs: You look nervous, Kevin. What's the matter?
  • Kevin: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny pondered.
  • Bugs: Do you mean a deputation, Kevin?
  • Kevin: Yes sir, please sir. It's Chance and Jake. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Bugs: Thank you, Kevin. That will do.
  • George Carlin: Later, Bugs Bunny spoke to the characters.
  • Bugs: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • George Carlin: He paused impressively.
  • Bugs: Chance and Jake, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • George Carlin: The cats were surprised.
  • Chance: Thank you, sir.
  • Bugs: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Jake: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny smiled.
  • Bugs: It means...
  • George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The cats were here to stay.

Time For Trouble

  • George Carlin: The land of Cartoons had many visitors, and Bugs Bunny had scheduled more students. Scott Summers had to work harder than ever before.
  • Scott: Come on.
  • George Carlin: He called to the coaches.
  • Scott: Come on, come on, come on. The passengers rely on me to be on time.
  • George Carlin: Whenever Scott finished one journey it was time for another to begin.
  • (The conductor blows his whistle)
  • Scott: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Scott: I like a long run to stretch my feet.
  • George Carlin: Even so, Bugs Bunny decided that Scott needed a rest.
  • Bugs: Al shall do your work.
  • George Carlin: He said kindly. Al was delighted. He like to show off his smart red paint and was determined to be as fast as Scott.
  • Al: You know, little Puss.
  • George Carlin: He boasted.
  • Al: I'm an important character. Everyone knows it. I'm as regular as clockwork. Never late, always on time, that's me.
  • Puss: Sez you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Puss. Just then, Bugs Bunny arrived.
  • Steven: Your parts are worn, Puss, so you must go to the works to be mended.
  • Puss: Can I take Clover, sir?
  • Bugs: No. What would the passengers do without her?
  • George Carlin: Puss saw Kevin by the water tower.
  • Puss: Don't worry, Kevin. I'll take care of Clover until you get back.
  • George Carlin: Soon Puss was out on the main line. He clanked as he trundled along. He's a little character with small wheels. His tanks will not hold much water. He had come a long way and began to feel thirsty. In the distance was a signal.
  • Puss: Good.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Puss: There's a station ahead. I can have a nice drink and a rest until A; has passed.
  • George Carlin: Puss was enjoying his drink when the signalman came up. He had never seen Puss before. Puss' driver tried to explain but the new signalman wouldn't listen.
  • Signalman: We must clear the line for Al with the express. You'll had to get more water at the next station.
  • George Carlin: Hurrying used a lot of water and his tanks were soon empty. Poor Puss was out of steam and stranded on the main line.
  • Fireman: We must warn Al.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman. Then he saw Kevin and Clover.
  • Fireman: Please, take me back to the station. It's an emergency.
  • George Carlin: Clover hated leaving Puss.
  • Kevin: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: You're taking the fireman to warn Al. That's a big help.
  • George Carlin: Clover felt much better. Al was fuming when he heard the news.
  • Al: I'm going to be late.
  • Signalman: My fault.
  • George Carlin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: I didn't understand about Puss.
  • Al's Driver: Now Al.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Al's Driver: You had to push Puss.
  • Al: What, me?!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Al.
  • Al: Me?! Push Puss and pull my train too?!
  • George Carlin: Grumbling dreadfully, Al set off to find Puss. He came up behind Jackie and gave him a bump.
  • Al: Get on you!
  • George Carlin: Al had to work very hard. When he reached the works station he felt exhausted. Some children were on the platform.
  • Boy: Koo. The express is late and it's got two characters. I think Al couldn't pull it on his own so Puss had to help him.
  • Puss: Never mind, Al.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Puss.
  • Puss: They're only joking.
  • Al: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Said Al. Puss just smiled.

A Scarf For Kevin

  • George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning on the land of Cartoons. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and Omi were cold and cross.
  • Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
  • Kevin: He's not late.
  • George Carlin: Replied Kevin.
  • Kevin: This weather woke us up early.
  • George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round Kevin too.
  • Kevin: Why don't we talk about something else?
  • George Carlin: Shivered Kevin.
  • Ash: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
  • Kevin: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
  • Ash: And firefighters.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Kevin: Scarves!
  • George Carlin: Continued Kevin.
  • Ash: Scarves?
  • George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
  • Ash: That's what you need, Kevin. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
  • George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but Kevin thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Bugs Bunny was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
  • Bugs: I shall put them in my trunk.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny said to his wife.
  • Bugs: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
  • George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. Kevin was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
  • Kevin: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Kevin: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Kevin!
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Characters don't wear scarves.
  • Kevin: Characters with proper funnels do.
  • George Carlin: Replied Kevin.
  • Kevin: You've only got a small one.
  • George Carlin: Before Shaggy could answer, Kevin puffed away. Shaggy snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Bugs Bunny was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Kevin was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Kevin wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Kevin gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
  • Kevin: OH!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Kevin. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Kevin's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Bugs Bunny seized the top hat.
  • Bugs: Mine!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bugs: Kevin, look at this!
  • Kevin: Yes sir, I am sir.
  • Bugs: My best trousers too.
  • Kevin: Yes sir, please sir.
  • Bugs: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
  • George Carlin: Kevin went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Al.
  • Al: Hello, Kevin. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
  • George Carlin: And he puffed away to tell Shaggy the news. That evening, Ash and Kevin were resting in the shed. Kevin's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Kevin a good rubdown.
  • Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash. Shaggy arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Kevin too.
  • Shaggy: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Omi.
  • Kevin: Certainly not!
  • George Carlin: Replied Kevin.
  • Kevin: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

The Kongsel

  • George Carlin: Bumpty and Raphael are a pair of birds. Each have four feet and tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their Beedrill are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. The animals were now kept busy pulling the Beedrill for characters on the main line and for ships in the harbour. One morning, they arranged some Beedrill and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The animals were most surprised. Their drivers examine the patch of oil.
  • Driver: That's kongsel.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Bumpty: It's a what'll?
  • George Carlin: Asked Bumpty.
  • Raphael: A kongsel, I think.
  • George Carlin: Replied Raphael.
  • Raphael: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bumpty: Coughs and sneezles spread kongsels.
  • Raphael: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the kongsel came.
  • Bumpty: It isn't!
  • Raphael: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Bumpty and Raphael were horrified.
  • Bumpty: But the kongsel will magic us away like the Beedrill.
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • George Carlin: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're animals. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
  • George Carlin: Puffing hard, the animals set off on their journey to find the monkey. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the kong on a siding with missing Beedrill. Raphael hid behind, but Bumpty went bodly alongside. The kong looked up.
  • Donkey Kong: Do you mind?
  • Bumpty: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: I do. I want my Beedrill please.
  • Donkey Kong: These are mine.
  • George Carlin: Said the kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Go away.
  • George Carlin: Bumpty pretended not to be frightened.
  • Bumpty: You're a big bully.
  • George Carlin: He whimpered.
  • Bumpty: You'll be sorry.
  • George Carlin: He ran back and hid behind the Beedrill on the other side. Raphael now came forward.
  • Raphael: Beedrill stealer!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Raphael. He ran away too. Bumpty took his place. This went on and on till the kong's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Donkey Kong: Stop! You're making me giddy.
  • George Carlin: The two birds gazed at him.
  • Donkey Kong: Are there two of you?
  • Bumpty: Yes, we're birds.
  • Donkey Kong: I might have known it.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Marty bustled up.
  • Marty: Bumpty and Raphael, why are you playing here?
  • Bumpty: We're not playing.
  • George Carlin: Protested Bumpty.
  • Raphael: We're rescuing our Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Raphael.
  • Raphael: Even you don't take our Beedrill without asking, but this kongsel did.
  • Marty: There's no cause to be rude.
  • George Carlin: Said Marty severely.
  • Marty: This kong is a Metropolitan Vickers, kong electric type 2.
  • George Carlin: The birds were most impressed.
  • Bumpty: We're sorry, mister...er...
  • Donkey Kong: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: The kong smiled.
  • Donkey Kong: Call me Donkey Kong. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Beedrill.
  • Marty: That's all right then.
  • George Carlin: Said Marty.
  • Marty: Now off you go, Bumpty and Raphael. Fetch Donkey Kong's Beedrill, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
  • George Carlin: He said to Donkey Kong.
  • Marty: But they're mattening at times.
  • George Carlin: Donkey Kong chuckled.
  • Donkey Kong: Mattening...
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Donkey Kong: ...is the word.

Marty's Exploit

  • George Carlin: Sonic the Hedgehog was giving some visitors a tour of the land of Cartoons. It was their last afternoon, and Marty was preparing to take them to meet Bumpty and Raphael. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Shaggy: Did you see him straining?
  • George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
  • Al: Positively painful.
  • George Carlin: Remarked Al.
  • Scott: Just pathetic.
  • George Carlin: Grunted Scott.
  • Scott: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Virgil: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Burst out Virgil.
  • Virgil: You're all jealous. Kevin's better than any of you.
  • Donkey Kong: You're right, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Marty's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Marty: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • George Carlin: Said Marty, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bumpty and Raphael were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Marty took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Kevin. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Marty's feet slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned man. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Marty: I'll try, sir.
  • George Carlin: Promised Marty. Marty puffed and pulled his hardest. But his feet kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Marty. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with Beedrill.
  • Marty: That'll be much easier.
  • George Carlin: Said Marty.
  • Marty: Come on!
  • George Carlin: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Marty: I've done it, I've done it!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Marty.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • George Carlin: And he listened happily to Marty's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearily, but unbeaten, Marty steamed in. Shaggy was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Marty: Peep peep!
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Kevin, his driver and fireman. Virgil and Donkey Kong saw to it that Marty was left in peace. Scott and Al remain respectfully silent.

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