Ash & Friends: The Complete Third Season is a TV/Thomas Spoof featuring all twenty-six episodes from the third season narrated by George Carlin for the US.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as Edward (Jay Baruchel)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Scott Summers as Gordon (Kirby Morrow)
  5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  6. Sherman as Percy (Max Charles)
  7. Puss In Boots as Toby (Eric Bauza)
  8. Chance Furlong/T-Bone as Duck (Charlie Adler)
  9. Mario as Donald (Walker Boone)
  10. Luigi as Douglas (Tony Rosato)
  11. Jake Clawson/Razor as Oliver (Barry Gordon)
  12. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Frasier)
  13. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  14. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  15. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
  16. Eep Crood as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  17. Lorelei Brooks as Annie (Kelly Sheridan)
  18. Jordan Hanson as Clarabel (Bryn McAuley)
  19. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  20. Arcanine as Coaches
  21. Gyarados as The Chinese Dragon
  22. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  23. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  24. Turbo as Trevor (Reid Scott)
  25. Lance Alvers as Bulgy (Christopher Grey)
  26. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  27. Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  28. Professor Charles Xavier as The Vicar of Wellsworth (David Kaye)
  29. Bluster Kong as Jem Cole (Donald Burda)
  30. Clover The Lemur as Henrietta (India De Beaufort)
  31. Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
  32. Jet The Hawk as City of Truro (Jason Griffith)
  33. Alex Summers as Flying Scotsman (Matt Hill)
  34. Wilhomena as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
  35. Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)


  1. A Scarf For Sherman
  2. Sherman's Promise
  3. Time For Trouble
  4. Scott and The Famous Visitor
  5. Mario's Duck
  6. Ash Gets Bumped
  7. Ash, Sherman and The Dragon
  8. Ken Does It Again
  9. Shaggy's Forest
  10. The Trouble With Mud
  11. No Joke For Raimundo
  12. Ash, Sherman and The Mail
  13. Trust Ash
  14. Eep Crood
  15. Puss' Tightrope
  16. Hiccup, Turbo and The Really Useful Party
  17. Raimundo Goes Buzz Buzz
  18. All At Sea
  19. One Good Turn
  20. Big Characters
  21. Escape!
  22. Razor Owns Up
  23. Lance Alvers
  24. Heroes
  25. Sherman, Raimundo and The Fruitful Day
  26. Ash and Sherman's Mountain Adventure


A Scarf For Sherman

  • George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning in TV Land. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and Omi were cold and cross.
  • Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
  • Sherman: He's not late.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sherman.
  • Sherman: This weather woke us up early.
  • George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round Sherman too.
  • Sherman: Why don't we talk about something else?
  • George Carlin: Shivered Sherman.
  • Ash: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
  • Sherman: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
  • Ash: And firefighters.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Sherman: Scarves!
  • George Carlin: Continued Sherman.
  • Ash: Scarves?
  • George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
  • Ash: That's what you need, Sherman. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
  • George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but Sherman thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Steven was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking foward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
  • Steven: I shall put them in my trunk.
  • George Carlin: Steven said to his wife.
  • Steven: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
  • George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. Sherman was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still hought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
  • Sherman: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Sherman: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Sherman!
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Characters don't wear scarves.
  • Sherman: Characters with proper funnels do.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sherman.
  • Sherman: You've only got a small one.
  • George Carlin: Before Shaggy could answer, Sherman puffed away. Shaggy snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Steven was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amoungst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Sherman was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Sherman wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Sherman gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
  • Sherman: OH!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Sherman. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Sherman's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Steven seized the top hat.
  • Steven: Mine!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: Sherman, look at this!
  • Sherman: Yes sir, I am sir.
  • Steven: My best trousers too.
  • Sherman: Yes sir, please sir.
  • Steven: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
  • George Carlin: Sherman went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Hello, Sherman. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
  • George Carlin: And he puffed off to tell Shaggy the news. That evening, Ash and Sherman were resting in the shed. Sherman's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Omi a good rubdown.
  • Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash. Shaggy arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Sherman too.
  • Shaggy: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Sherman.
  • Sherman: Certainly not!
  • George Carlin: Replied Sherman.
  • Sherman: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

Sherman's Promise

  • George Carlin: Every summer, TV Land is very busy. Holidaymakers love to sight see. When the weather is fine, there is no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains, others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Ash was strolling along the line that runs by the coast. His two girls, Lorelei and Jordan, were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. Sherman was taking some Beedrill to the Cartoon University.
  • Sherman: Hello, Ash. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of Beedrill.
  • Ash: They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
  • George Carlin: Explained Ash.
  • Ash: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
  • Sherman: Of course I will.
  • George Carlin: Promised Sherman. Later, Sherman saw Superman.
  • Superman: Sorry, Sherman. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
  • Sherman: Why?
  • Superman: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, Sherman.
  • Sherman: Huh.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Sherman.
  • Sherman: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
  • Hiccup: Be careful.
  • George Carlin: Warned Hiccup.
  • Hiccup: There's a storm coming.
  • Sherman: A promise is a promise.
  • George Carlin: Thought Sherman.
  • Sherman: No matter what the weather.
  • George Carlin: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Lorelei and Jordan were glad when Sherman arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down Sherman's boiler.
  • Sherman: Ugh!
  • George Carlin: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. Sherman struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
  • Sherman: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
  • George Carlin: Complained Sherman as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
  • (Sherman falls into the water and inside him, the fire gets sloshed)
  • Sherman: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Sherman.
  • Sherman: The water's sloshing my fire!
  • George Carlin: Sherman's driver and fireman had to find some more firewood.
  • Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman to the conductor.
  • Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, Sherman's fire was burning well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Superman.
  • Sherman: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: Thought Sherman.
  • Sherman: Superman's coming to laugh at me.
  • George Carlin: Something floated onto Sherman's boiler.
  • Sherman: Ow!
  • George Carlin: Explained Sherman.
  • Sherman: He needed throw things.
  • Driver: It's a parachute!
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: Superman's dropping hot drinks from us.
  • Sherman: Thank you, Superman.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Sherman.
  • Superman: Good to be at service.
  • George Carlin: Replied Superman as buzzed away. The water lapped Sherman's feet. Sherman was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
  • Sherman: I promised.
  • George Carlin: He panted.
  • Sherman: I promised.
  • George Carlin: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
  • Ash: Well done, Sherman!
  • George Carlin: Cheered Ash.
  • Ash: You kept your promise, dispite everything!
  • George Carlin: Steven arrived in Superman. First, he thanked the men, then Sherman.
  • Steven: Superman told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful kid.
  • ​Sherman: Oh sir.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Sherman happily.

Time For Trouble

  • George Carlin: TV Land had many visitors, and Steven had scheduled more students. Scott Summers had to work harder than ever before.
  • Scott: Come on.
  • George Carlin: He called to the coaches.
  • Scott: Come on, come on, come on. The passengers rely on me to be on time.
  • George Carlin: Whenever Scott finished one journey it was time for another to begin.
  • (The conductor blows his whistle)
  • Scott: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Scott: I like a long run to stretch my feet.
  • George Carlin: Even so, Steven decided that Scott needed a rest.
  • Steven: Raimundo shall do your work.
  • George Carlin: He said kindly. Raimundo was delighted. He like to show off his smart red paint and was determined to be as fast as Scott.
  • Raimundo: You know, little Puss.
  • George Carlin: He boasted.
  • Raimundo: I'm an important character. Everyone knows it. I'm as regular as clockwork. Never late, always on time, that's me.
  • Puss: Sez you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Puss. Just then, Steven arrived.
  • Steven: Your parts are worn, Puss, so you must go to the works to be mended.
  • Puss: Can I take Clover, sir?
  • Steven: No. What would the passengers do without her?
  • George Carlin: Puss saw Sherman by the water tower.
  • Sherman: Don't worry, Puss. I'll take care of Clover until you get back.
  • George Carlin: Soon Puss was out on the main line. He clanked as he trundled along. He's a little character with small wheels. His tanks will not hold much water. He had come a long way and began to feel thirsty. In the distance was a signal.
  • Puss: Good.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Puss: There's a station ahead. I can have a nice drink and a rest until Raimundo has passed.
  • George Carlin: Puss was enjoying his drink when the signalman came up. He had never seen Puss before. Puss' driver tried to explain but the new signalman wouldn't listen.
  • Signalman: We must clear the line for Raimundo with the express. You'll had to get more water at the next station.
  • George Carlin: Hurrying used a lot of water and his tanks were soon empty. Poor Puss was out of steam and stranded on the main line.
  • Puss' Fireman: We must warn Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman. Then he saw Sherman and Clover.
  • Puss' Fireman: Please, take me back to the station. It's an emergency.
  • George Carlin: Clover hated leaving Puss.
  • Sherman: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Sherman.
  • Sherman: You're taking the fireman to warn Raimundo. That's a big help.
  • George Carlin: Clover felt much better. Raimundo was fuming when he heard the news.
  • Raimundo: I'm going to be late.
  • Signalman: My fault.
  • George Carlin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: I didn't understand about Puss.
  • Raimundo's Driver: Now Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Raimundo's Driver: You had to push Puss.
  • Raimundo: What, me?!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Me?! Push Puss and pull my train too?!
  • George Carlin: Grumbling dreadfully, Raimundo set off to find Puss. He came up behind Puss and gave him a bump.
  • Raimundo: Get on you!
  • George Carlin: Raimundo had to work very hard. When he reached the works station he felt exhausted. Some children were on the platform.
  • Boy: Koo. The express is late and it's got two characters. I think Raimundo couldn't pull it on his own so Jackie had to help him.
  • Puss: Never mind, Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Puss.
  • Puss: They're only joking.
  • Raimundo: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo. Puss just smiled.

Scott and The Famous Visitor

  • George Carlin: It was an important day in the yard. Everyone was excited, making notes and taking photographs. A special visitor had arrived, and was now the center of attention.
  • Ash: Who's that?
  • George Carlin: Whispered Ash to T-Bone.
  • T-Bone: That...
  • George Carlin: Said T-Bone proudly.
  • T-Bone: a celebrity.
  • Sherman: A what?
  • George Carlin: Asked Sherman.
  • T-Bone: A celebrity is a very famous character.
  • George Carlin: Replied T-Bone.
  • T-Bone: Driver says we can talk to him soon.
  • Ash: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: He's probably too famous to even notice us.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Scott arrived.
  • Scott: Pah!
  • George Carlin: Said Scott.
  • Scott: Who cares? A lot of fuss about nothing, if you ask me.
  • George Carlin: And he steamed away. Later that night, the characters found that the visitor wasn't concieted at all. He enjoyed talking the engines, till' long after the stars came out. He left early next morning. Scott was still complaining.
  • Scott: Good riddance.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Scott: Chattering all night. Who is he, anyway?
  • Ash: T-Bone told you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: He's famous.
  • Scott: As famous as me? Nonsense.
  • Ash: He's famouser than you. He went 100 miles an hour before you were thought of.
  • Scott: Huh. So he says.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Scott.
  • Scott: But I didn't like his looks. He's got no dome. Never trust domeless characters. They're not respectable. I never boast, but I'd say that 100 miles an hour would be easy for me. Goodbye.
  • George Carlin: T-Bone took some Beedrill to Hiccup's Station.
  • Hiccup: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Called Hiccup.
  • Hiccup: That famous character came through this morning. He whistled to me. Wasn't he kind?
  • T-Bone: He's the finest character in the world.
  • George Carlin: Replied T-Bone, then he told Hiccup what Scott had said.
  • Hiccup: Take no notice.
  • George Carlin: Soothed Hiccup.
  • Hiccup: He's just jealous. He thinks no character should be famous but him. Look, he's coming now.
  • George Carlin: Scott was running very fast. His feet pounded the rails.
  • Scott: He did it, I'll do it. He did it, I'll do it!
  • George Carlin: Scott's train rocketed past, and was gone.
  • T-Bone: He'll knock himself to bits!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled T-Bone. Scott's driver eased him off.
  • Scott's Driver: Steady, Scott. We aren't running a race.
  • Scott: We are, then.
  • George Carlin: Said Scott, but he said it to himself. Suddenly, Scott began to feel a little strange.
  • Scott: The top of my boiler seems funny.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Scott: It feels as if something is loose! I'd better go slower.
  • George Carlin: But it was too late. On the viaduct, they met the wind. It was a teasing wind that blew suddenly at hard puffs. Scott thought it wanted to push him off the bridge.
  • Scott: No, you don't!
  • George Carlin: He said firmly. But the wind had other ideas. It curled round his boiler, crept under his loose dome, and lifted off and away into the valley below. Scott was most uncomfortable. The cold wind was whistling through his hole where his dome should be and he felt silly without it. At the big station, the Beedrill laughed at him. Scott tried to wheesh them away. But they crowded round', no matter what he did. On the way back home, he wanted his driver to stop and fetch his dome.
  • Scott's Driver: We'll never find it now.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Scott's Driver: You'll have to go to the works for a new one.
  • George Carlin: Scott was very cross.
  • Scott: I hope the shed is empty tonight.
  • George Carlin: He huffed to himself. But all the characters were there waiting.
  • A Voice: Never trust domeless characters.
  • George Carlin: Said a voice from somewhere behind him.
  • A Voice: They aren't respectable.

Mario's Duck

  • George Carlin: T-Bone the SWAT Kat worked hard in the yard at the big station. Sometimes, he pulled coaches. Sometimes he pushed Beedrill. But whatever the work, T-Bone got the job done without fuss. One day, T-Bone was resting in the shed when Steven arrived.
  • Steven: Your work in the yard had been good. Would you like to have a branch line to your own.
  • T-Bone: Yes please, sir.
  • George Carlin: Replied T-Bone. So T-Bone took charge of his new branch line. The responsibility delighted him. The line runs along a coast by sandy beaches till it meets a port were big ships come in. T-Bone enjoyed exploring every curve and corner of the line. Sea breezes swirled his smoke high into the air and his green paint glistened in the sunlight.
  • T-Bone: This is just like being on holiday.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Driver: Well you know what they say.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: A change is as good as a rest.
  • George Carlin: Soon, T-Bone was busier than ever. Steven was building a new station at the port. T-Bone pulled the heavy Beedrill whenever they were needed. Sonic looked after T-Bone's passengers and the other characters helped too. But the work took a long time. Noise and dust filled the air.
  • Puss: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Puss.
  • Puss: The station is nearly finished.
  • T-Bone: And on time, too.
  • George Carlin: Said T-Bone thankfully. T-Bone his responsibility deeply and talked endlessly about it.
  • T-Bone: You don't understand, Mario, how much Steven relies on me.
  • Mario: Och aye.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Mario sleepily.
  • T-Bone: I'm a cat and I...
  • Mario: Quack, quack, quack.
  • T-Bone: What?
  • Mario: You heard. Quack, quack you go. Sounds like you had an egg layed. Now wheesh and let a character sleep.
  • T-Bone: Quack yourself!
  • George Carlin: Said T-Bone indignantly. Later, he spoke to his driver.
  • T-Bone: Mario says I quack, as if I laid an egg.
  • Fireman: Quack do you?
  • George Carlin: Pondered his fireman. He whispered something to T-Bone and his driver. They were going to play a joke on Mario and pay him back for teasing T-Bone. The characters were busy for the rest of the day and nothing more was said. Not even a quack. But when at last, Mario was asleep, T-Bone's driver and fireman popped something into his water tank. Next morning when Mario for water, he found that he had an unexpected passenger aboard. A small white duckling popped out of his water tank.
  • Mario: Now look who's behind this.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Mario. The duckling was tamed, she shared the fireman's sandwiches and rode in the tender. The other characters enjoyed teasing Mario about her. Presently, she grew tired of travelling and hopped off to the station and there she stayed. That night, Mario's driver and fireman got busy and in the morning when T-Bone's crew arrived to look him over they laughed and laughed.
  • Driver: Look, T-Bone. Look what's under your bunker. It's a nest box with an egg in it.
  • George Carlin: Mario opened a sleepy eye.
  • Mario: Well, well, well. You must've laid it in the night, T-Bone. All are for yours.
  • George Carlin: Then T-Bone laughed too.
  • T-Bone: You win, Mario. It did take a clever character to get the better of you.
  • George Carlin: There's a pond near the duckling station. Here she often swims and welcomes the trains as they passed by. The stationmaster calls her Dilly. But to everyone else, she is always Mario's Duck.

Ash Gets Bumped

  • George Carlin: Every afternoon, Ash Ketchum walks along his route with Lorelei and Jordan. First they pass the water mill. Next, they come to a big farm. Then, they can see a bridge with a village nestled either side of it. This is a special place. Whenever children hear Ash coming along, they stand on the bridge, waving until he is out of sight. One day, Ash was running late. He had stopped at a red light before the bridge to talk to some new children. Sherman was waiting too.
  • ​Sherman: Hurry up, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Called Sherman when the signal dropped.
  • Sherman: If you're late, Steven might get a new character to replace you.
  • Ash: He would never do that!
  • George Carlin: Thought Ash, but he was worried. Next day, Ash hurried along the line. Just ahead was the goods yard. There, on the platform, was an inspector waving a red flag. Next, Ash saw some children. They were waving, too.
  • Ash: Something must be wrong.
  • George Carlin: Thought Ash.
  • Ash: This station is for goods, not passengers.
  • Children: Help, Ash, help! We're glad to see you.
  • George Carlin: Called the children.
  • Children: Please, will you take us home?
  • George Carlin: The stationmaster explained to Ash's driver that the school bus had broken down, and all the parents would be worried if the children were late. Ash waited as the children walked down from the bridge. Then he took the children to the next station, where Sonic was waiting to take them home. When Ash finished his journey, he was very late. He was worried that Steven might be cross with him.
  • Sherman: I warned Ash.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Sherman to Raimundo.
  • Sherman: He's been late one time too many. He'll be in trouble now.
  • George Carlin: But next morning, when Ash pick up his passengers, Steven was nowhere to be seen.
  • (Ash looks around and finds nothing)
  • Ash: Thank goodness.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Ash. Ash knows every part of his line. Just ahead was a stretch where the hot sun had bent the rails on the track.
  • Driver: Careful, Ash!
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. But it was too late.
  • (Ash falls off the rails)
  • Driver: That's done it!
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We shan't get any further today!
  • Ash: But what about my passengers?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Driver: Don't worry, they'll be looked after.
  • George Carlin: Replied his driver. While workmen repaired the line, Ash had to shunt Beedrill in the yard. Sonic came to see him.
  • Sonic: I understand you need my help again.
  • Ash: Yes, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash sadly.
  • Ash: I can't run without my rails.
  • George Carlin: Sonic set off to collect Ash's passengers.
  • Passengers: Hello, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Passengers: We're glad you're here.
  • George Carlin: Sonic drove along the road that runs by the railway. He stopped at each station along the line. Sometimes he stopped between stations to let people off closer to their homes. Ash felt miserable.
  • Ash: I've lost my passengers to Sonic. They'll like him better than me.
  • George Carlin: Steven arrived.
  • Steven: Your branch line is repaired. I'm going to change your timetable so that you and Sonic can work together more.
  • George Carlin: When Ash reached the station, there, to his relief, were all his passengers.
  • Passengers: Sonic is a good hedgehog, but we missed our train rides with you.
  • George Carlin: They said. Later, Ash spoke to Sonic.
  • Ash: Thank you for looking after my passengers.
  • Sonic: That's all right, Ash. I like to make new friends, but I'm glad to share them with you.
  • Ash: You're a good friend, indeed.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: And always will be.

Ash, Sherman and The Dragon

  • George Carlin: Ash and Sherman are good friends, but sometimes, Sherman teases Ash about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all. One evening, he was dozing happily, but Sherman wanted to talk.
  • Sherman: Wake up, Ash. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
  • Ash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was your really.
  • George Carlin: Sherman went on teasing him.
  • Sherman: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
  • Ash: Why?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Ash: I quite like the dark.
  • Sherman: Oh really?
  • George Carlin: Explained Sherman.
  • Sherman: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
  • George Carlin: Ash decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Steven came to see him.
  • Steven: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
  • Ash: What sort of something?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Steven: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven. Meanwhile, Sherman was moving some Beedrill into a siding. Shaggy arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Sherman waited on the siding until Shaggy had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
  • The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman.
  • The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Sherman. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
  • Driver: Hmmm.
  • George Carlin: Said Sherman's Driver.
  • Driver: I'm sorry, Sherman. But you will have to stay here tonight.
  • Sherman: Where are you going?
  • George Carlin: Asked Sherman.
  • Fireman: Home for tea.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman. Sherman was speechless. He watched as the other characters went home to the shed. Night-time came and Sherman began to feel very lonely.
  • Sherman: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He murmured.
  • Sherman: It's very dark.
  • (A screeching noise can be heard)
  • Sherman: Oh! Oh! What's that?!
  • George Carlin: It was only an owl, but Sherman didn't realize this.
  • Sherman: Oh, I wish Ash was here too.
  • George Carlin: He sighed. Ash was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there it was.
  • (The Gyarados appears)
  • Ash: Cinders and Ashes!
  • George Carlin: Cried Ash.
  • Ash: It's a Gyarados!
  • Driver: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: This Gyarados is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Ash's load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Ash set off into the misty night. Sherman was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Ash was approaching him.
  • (Ash and the Gyarados approach Sherman and scare him)
  • George Carlin: Sherman woke up with a start.
  • Sherman: Help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Sherman.
  • Sherman: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
  • George Carlin: Next morning the switches were mended and Sherman puffed back to the junction. Scott was just about to leave with the express.
  • Sherman: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
  • George Carlin: Scott was in no mood for puzzles.
  • Scott: I'm a busy character. I don't have time for your games.
  • Sherman: I've seen a huge Gyarados. It was covered in lights.
  • George Carlin: Scott snorted.
  • Scott: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
  • George Carlin: When the other characters heard the news, they laughed too.
  • Raimundo: Look out, Sherman!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Or the Gyarados may gobble you up!
  • Sherman: No one believes me.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Sherman.
  • Sherman: Maybe I did imagine the Gyarados after all.
  • George Carlin: But Sherman soon found out that he hadn't.
  • Sherman: Help! Save me!
  • George Carlin: Cried Sherman.
  • Ash: It's alright.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash. And he explained about the carnival.
  • Ash: By the way, how was your night out?
  • George Carlin: Sherman decided to tell Ash the truth.
  • Ash: Well, Sherman.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.

Ken Does It Again

  • George Carlin: T-Bone and Sherman enjoyed their work at the school, pushing and pulling Beedrill full of books to and from the hallways. But one morning, the characters were exhausted. The harbour was busier than ever. Steven promised that another character would be found to help them.
  • Sherman: Huh. It's about time.
  • George Carlin: Said Sherman.
  • T-Bone: I ached so much I can hardly get my wheels to move.
  • George Carlin: Agreed T-Bone. They waited for the character to arrive. It came as a shock when he did.
  • Ken: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: Squirmed Ken in his oily voice. The two characters had not work with Ken for a long time.
  • T-Bone: What are you doing here?
  • George Carlin: Gasped T-Bone.
  • Ken: Your worth, Steven sent me. I hope you are please to see me again. I have to shunt some dreadful tiresome Beedrill.
  • Sherman: Shunt where?
  • George Carlin: Said Sherman suspiciously.
  • Ken: Where? Why from here to there.
  • George Carlin: Purred Ken.
  • Ken: And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?
  • George Carlin: With that, Ken as if to make himself clear bumped some Beedrill hard.
  • Beedrill: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill.
  • Ken: Grrr!
  • George Carlin: Growled Ken. Sherman and T-Bone were horrified. They did not trust Ken at all. They refuse to work and did not leave their shed. Steven was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang.
  • Steven: So there's trouble in the harbour yard? I'll be there right away.
  • George Carlin: Ken was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the key. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Steven's Railway. Sherman and T-Bone were sulking in their shed.
  • Steven: What's all this?
  • George Carlin: Demaded Steven.
  • Sherman: We're on strike, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Sherman nervously.
  • T-Bone: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Added T-Bone.
  • T-Bone: Beg pardon, sir, but we don't work with Ken, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir.
  • Steven: I have to give Ken a second chance.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: I'm trying to help by bringing Ken here. Now you must help me he is the only character available.
  • George Carlin: Sherman and T-Bone went sadly back to work. Next day, things were no better. Ken's driver did not put on his brakes on properly and Ken started to move. He went bump straight into Alex.
  • Ken: Wake up there, Sherman.
  • George Carlin: Scowled Ken.
  • Ken: You have work to do.
  • George Carlin: He didn't even say he was sorry to Sherman. Later, Ken bumped the Beedrill so hard that the loads went everywhere.
  • Sherman: What would Steven say?
  • George Carlin: Gasped Sherman.
  • T-Bone: He won't like it.
  • George Carlin: Said T-Bone.
  • Ken: So who's going to tell you I wonder? Two goody-goody tattletales like you I suppose?
  • George Carlin: Sherman and T-Bone did not wanna be tattletales, so they said nothing. Ken thinking he can getting away from his bad behavior was ruder than ever. Next day, he was shunting Beedrill full of China Clay. He banged the Beedrill hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure. The silly Beedrill were sunked! Steven heard the news. The Beedrill were hoisted safely from the sea but the clay was lost. Steven spoke severly to Ken.
  • Steven: The harbour master has tell me anything. Things weren't much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back. Now T-Bone and Sherman, I hope you don't mind having handle the work by yourselves again.
  • Sherman: Oh no, Sir.
  • T-Bone: Yes please, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Replied the characters. Whistling cheerfully, they puff back to work while Ken sulk slowly away.

Shaggy's Forest

  • George Carlin: Shaggy Rogers has lived in TV Land for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He liked every part of it from the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Shaggy always enjoyed visiting more than any other. His driver knew this too.
  • Driver: Come on, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: He would sometimes say.
  • Driver: We made good time today. We'll stop for a while by the forest.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy loved it here. The forest was filled with broad oaks and tall pines. Shaggy could remember the day long ago when he and Puss brought some new trees to be planted and Freakazoid and Turbo helped haul them into place. Now he could see the trees growing amongst the others. Shaggy always felt better for being here. He couldn't really explain why but his driver understood.
  • Driver: It's peaceful.
  • George Carlin: He said to Shaggy. But one night, everything changed. The characters were resting in the shed.
  • Ash: Listen.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Can you hear a strange whistling sound?
  • Puss: It's the wind blowing outside our shed.
  • George Carlin: Replied Puss.
  • Puss: But I never heard of like this before.
  • Raimundo: Do you know.
  • George Carlin: Added Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: If Scott wasn't here now, I say it was him thundering by with the express.
  • George Carlin: All the characters laughed, except Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: I hope the wind won't harm the forest.
  • George Carlin: By morning, the fierce winds have gone but the damage was done. Shaggy's driver came to see him in the yard.
  • Driver: Trees have fallen on the line.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Driver: We must help clear the tracks.
  • George Carlin: Mario set off with the breakdown train and Shaggy followed. Trees lay everywhere. The hillside now looked so bare. Shaggy felt sad.
  • Shaggy: What will happen to all the animals who lived here?
  • George Carlin: He thought. When Shaggy's flat Beedrill were full of logs, he took them to the timbermill where they will be turned to furniture and other things. Shaggy was glad the wood was being put to good use, but he was sorry to lose part of his forest.
  • Puss: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Puss to Ash.
  • Puss: I wish there was something we can do to make things better again.
  • Ash: Yes indeed.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: But what? We can't mend broken trees.
  • Steven: Hello, Puss.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: You do look glum.
  • Puss: I'm sad about the trees.
  • George Carlin: Said Puss.
  • Puss: And so is Shaggy. The forest is a special place to him. Now some of it was gone.
  • Steven: We'll soon put that right.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: I have an important job for you, Puss. I will like you to take some Beedrill to the forest.
  • George Carlin: When the Beedrill arrived, Puss was delighted. They were full of splendid young trees already for plating.
  • Puss: This is the best job I've ever had.
  • George Carlin: Said Puss happily. When Shaggy returned, he was most surprised. There were Freakazoid and Turbo busily helping the workmen clear the torrents stumps and branches.
  • Freakazoid: Look, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: Called Freakazoid.
  • Freakazoid: We're beginning again. The hillside will look better than ever before. You'll see.
  • George Carlin: Now whenever Shaggy stops by the forest, he could see the new trees growing strong and tall. Sometimes, everywhere was very quiet, and the other times, Shaggy could hear leaves rustling, or birds wing brushing the air. Often he can hear the distance sounds of children laughing, and always he is happy here.

The Trouble With Mud

No Joke For Raimundo

Ash, Sherman and The Mail

Trust Ash

Eep Crood

Puss' Tightrope

Hiccup, Turbo and The Really Useful Party

Raimundo Goes Buzz Buzz

All At Sea

One Good Turn

Big Characters


Razor Owns Up

Lance Alvers


Sherman, Raimundo and The Fruitful Day

Ash and Sherman's Mountain Adventure

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