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Ash Ketchum and Friends: Ash Comes To Breakfast (1998) is Pikachufreak's spoof to Thomas Comes To Breakfast, each containing two Season 1 episodes and six Season 2 episodes, all involving good behavior.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Peter Venkman (from Ghostbusters) as Edward
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
  • Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) as Gordon
  • Leonardo "Leo" San Juan (from Legend Quest) as James
  • Kevin Whitney (from Krypto The Superdog) as Percy
  • Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Toby
  • Fauna and Lana Harrison (from Twinkle Star Sprites) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff (from Ozzy and Drix) as Donald and Douglas
  • King Bowser Koopa (from Tetris Attack) as Diesel

Episodes

  1. Ash Comes To Breakfast
  2. Pop Goes The Koopa
  3. Bowser's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Virgil
  5. Jason Takes A Dip
  6. Double Trouble
  7. A Miltank On The Line
  8. Trouble In The House

Script

Ash Comes To Breakfast

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum has worked his route for many years and knows it very well.
  • Ash's Driver: You know just where to stop, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: You could almost manage it without me.
  • George Carlin: Ash had become conceited. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Ash: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • Kevin: Don't be so daft!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Kevin.
  • ​Tai: I'd never go without my driver.
  • George Carlin: Said Tai, earnestly.
  • Tai: I'd be frightened.
  • Ash: Puh!
  • George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
  • Ash: I'm not scared!
  • Tai: You'd never dare!
  • Ash: I would then, you'll see.
  • George Carlin: Next morning, the firelighter came. Ash drowsed comfortably, and the warmth spread through his body. Kevin and Taio were still asleep. Ash suddenly remembered.
  • Ash: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • George Carlin: He chuckled.
  • Ash: I'll show them. Driver said I could manage without him. I'll just go out, then I'll stop and WHEESH! That'll make them jump.
  • George Carlin: Ash thought he was being clever. Really, he was only moving because a careless cleaner had meddled with his body. He soon found his mistake. He tried to wheesh, but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare look at what was coming next; there was the principal's house. The principal was just about to have breakfast.
  • Ash: Horrors!
  • George Carlin: Cried Ash, and shut his eyes. (CRASH!) The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Ash had collected a bush on his travels. He peered into the room through its leaves. He couldn't speak. The principal was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Darkholme: You miserable trainer!
  • George Carlin: She scolded.
  • Darkholme: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more!
  • George Carlin: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time, it fell on Ash. Ash felt depressed. Workmen propped up the house with strong poles, and laid a path through the garden. Then the cells Ozzy and Drix arrived.
  • Drix: Dinna fash yourself, Ash, we'll soon have you back on the path!
  • George Carlin: They laughed. Ozzy and Drix working hard, managed to haul Ash back to safety. Bits of fencing, a bush, and a broken window frame festooned his front, which was badly twisted. The cells laughed and left him. Ash was in disgrace. There was worse to come.
  • Bugs: You in a lot of trouble, Ash.
  • Ash: I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Ash's voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Bugs: You must go to the workshop and have your front mended, it will be a long job.
  • Ash: Yes, sir.
  • Bugs: Meanwhile, a girl from Hong Kong will do your work.
  • Ash: A G-g-girl, sir?
  • George Carlin: Ash spluttered.
  • Bugs: Yes, Ash. Girls always stay in their houses until they are wanted. Girls never gallivant off to breakfast in principal's houses.

Pop Goes The Koopa

  • George Carlin: Virgil is very proud of being a teenager. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard, too, and makes everything go like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The Beedrill and Arcanine behaved well. The passengers even stopped grumbling. But the characters didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Virgil: There are two ways of doing things.
  • George Carlin: Virgil told them.
  • Virgil: The teenager way, or the wrong way. I'm a teenager and...
  • Shaggy, Jason and Leo: Don't we know it!
  • George Carlin: They groaned. The characters were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Bugs Bunny introduce him.
  • Bugs: Here is Bowser. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Virgil.
  • Bowser: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: Purred Bowser in an oily voice.
  • Bowser: Please to meet you, Virgil. Is that Leo and Shaggy and Jason too? I am delighted to meet such famous characters.
  • George Carlin: The silly characters were flattered.
  • Characters: He has very good manners.
  • George Carlin: They murmured.
  • Characters: We're pleased to have in our yard.
  • George Carlin: Virgil had his doubts.
  • Virgil: Come on!
  • George Carlin: He said. Bowser purred after him.
  • Bowser: Your worthy Bun...
  • Virgil: Bugs Bunny to you.
  • George Carlin: Ordered Virgil. Bowser looked hurt.
  • Bowser: Your worthy Bugs Bunny thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We koopas don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Virgil: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my Beedrill while I fetch Jason's Arcanine.
  • George Carlin: Bowser delighted to show off, purred away. When Virgil returned, Bowser was trying to take some Beedrill from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Bowser found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
  • George Carlin: The Beedrill groaned.
  • Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
  • George Carlin: Virgil watched with interest. Bowser lost patience.
  • Bowser: Grrr!
  • George Carlin: He roared, and gave a great heave. The Beedrill jerked forward.
  • Beedrill: Ohhh!
  • George Carlin: They screamed.
  • Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
  • George Carlin: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Bowser: Grrrr!
  • Virgil: Ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Virgil. Bowser recovered and try to push the Beedrill back, but they wouldn't move. Virgil ran quietly around to collect the other Beedrill.
  • Virgil: Thank you for arranging these, Bowser. I must go now.
  • Bowser: Don't you want this lot?
  • Virgil: No thank you.
  • George Carlin: Bowser gulped.
  • Bowser: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Virgil: You never asked me. Besides.
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Bowser: Grrrr!
  • George Carlin: Bowser had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the Beedrill were laughing and singing at him.
  • Beedrill: Beedrill are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Koopa, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong Beedrill out, Pop goes the Koopa!
  • Bowser: Grrr!
  • George Carlin: Growled Bowser, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

Bowser's Devious Deed

  • George Carlin: King Bowser Koopa was sulking. The Beedrill would not stop singing rudely at him. Virgil was horrified.
  • Virgil: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Virgil: I'm sorry our Beedrill were rude to you, Bowser.
  • George Carlin: Bowser was still furious.
  • Bowser: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Shaggy: Nonsense.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Virgil would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the Beedrill. That would be dis...dis...
  • Jason: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Leo: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in Leo.
  • Shaggy: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Shaggy. Bowser hated Virgil. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Virgil. Next day, he spoke to the Beedrill.
  • Bowser: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Virgil told me one about Jason. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Jason I told you.
  • George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
  • Beedrill: Ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Guffawed the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Jason will be cross with Virgil when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Virgil for bumping us.
  • George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Jason, Shaggy and Leo found out why.
  • Jason: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Leo: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in Leo.
  • Shaggy: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: We cannot allow it.
  • George Carlin: They consulted together.
  • Shaggy: Yes.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Shaggy: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Georeg Carlin: Virgil was tired out. The Beedrill had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: Hooosh!
  • Leo: Keep out!
  • Virgil: Stop fooling.
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: I'm tired.
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: So are we.
  • George Carlin: Hissed the characters.
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: We're tired of you. We like Bowser. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the Beedrill.
  • Virgil: I don't!
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: You do!
  • Virgil: I don't!
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: You do!
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny came to stop the noise.
  • Jason: Virgil called me a galloping sausage!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Jason.
  • Leo: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Leo.
  • Shaggy: I'm old square wheels!
  • George Carlin: Fumed Shaggy.
  • Bugs: Well, Virgil?
  • George Carlin: Virgil considered.
  • Virgil: I only wish sir.
  • George Carlin: He said gravely.
  • Virgil: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Bugs: (clearing throat)
  • Jason, Leo and Shaggy: He made Beedrill laugh at us.
  • George Carlin: Accused the characters. Bugs Bunny recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Bugs: Did you, Virgil?
  • Virgil: Certainly not, sir. No character will be as mean as that.
  • George Carlin: Bowser lurked up.
  • Bugs: Now Bowser, you heard what Virgil said.
  • Bowser: I can't understand it, sir, to think that Virgil of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but no nothing.
  • Bugs: I see.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny. Bowser squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Bugs: I'm sorry, Virgil, but you must go to Peter's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Virgil: As you wish, sir.
  • George Carlin: Virgil trundled sadly away, while Bowser smirked with triumph.

A Close Shave For Virgil

  • George Carlin: Virgil Hawkins walked sadly to Peter's Station.
  • Virgil: It's not fair.
  • George Carlin: He complained.
  • Virgil: Bowser has been telling lies about me and made Bugs Bunny and all the characters think I'm horrid.
  • George Carlin: Peter smiled.
  • Peter: I know you weren't, and so does Bugs Bunny. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these Beedrill?
  • George Carlin: Virgil felt happier with Peter, and set to work at once. The Beedrill were silly, heavy and noisy. The two characters have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Virgil: Goodbye!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Virgil, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Virgil love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Virgil: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Beedrill: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • George Carlin: Laughed the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • George Carlin: They yelled.
  • Driver: Hurry, Virgil, hurry!
  • George Carlin: Said the driver. They raced through Peter's station, but the Beedrill were catching up.
  • Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • George Carlin: The driver was gaining control.
  • Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • George Carlin: Leo was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Driver: It's up to you now, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Cried the driver. Virgil put every ounce of wait and steam against the Beedrill.
  • Virgil: It's too late!
  • George Carlin: Virgil groaned. He veered into a siding where Wario had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • George Carlin: The silly Beedrill were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the Beedrill didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Virgil: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Gasped Virgil.
  • Virgil: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Wario: No I won't.
  • George Carlin: Said Wario.
  • Wario: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • George Carlin: And he lathered Virgil's face all other. Poor Virgil! Ash was helping to pull the Beedrill away when Bugs Bunny arrived.
  • Wario: I do not like characters popping through my walls.
  • George Carlin: Fumed Wario.
  • Bugs: I appreciate your feelings.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: But you must know that this character and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Wario: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Wario.
  • Wario: Oh! Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: He filled the basin of water to wash Virgil's face.
  • Wario: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave character.
  • Virgil: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Bugs: You were very brave indeed.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I'm proud of you.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Virgil.
  • Bugs: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Virgil: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Bugs: Of course.
  • Virgil: But sir, they don't like me. They like Bowser.
  • Bugs: Not now. I never believed Bowser, so I sent him packing. The characters were sorry and want you back.
  • George Carlin: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Virgil Hawkins.

Jason Takes A Dip

  • George Carlin: Jason was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Jason: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid character, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Shaggy: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Shaggy.
  • Jason: What cheek!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Jason.
  • Jason: That Shaggy is too big for his feet. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Kevin: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kevin innocently.
  • Jason: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any character. But to come off the rails like Shaggy did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • George Carlin: Then it was Shaggy's turn to take the express. Jason watched him getting ready.
  • Jason: Be careful, Shaggy. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • George Carlin: Shaggy went off in a huff, and Jason yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Jason.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Jason: Is it coaches or Beedrill?
  • Driver: Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Jason: Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: Puh-huh.
  • George Carlin: Jason's fire was slow to start, so Peter had to push Jason to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Jason: I won't go, I won't go!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Jason.
  • Peter: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Peter. At last, Jason was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Jason was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Jason: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • George Carlin: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Jason: Oosh!
  • George Carlin: He hissed.
  • Jason: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great character. Don't you understand that?
  • Ringo Starr: They telephoned Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: So Jason didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Peter to take it please. And Jason? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • George Carlin: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • George Carlin: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Jason fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Jason fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • George Carlin: Jason laid in the ditch all day.
  • Jason: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Jason: I shall never get out.
  • George Carlin: But that evening, they lifted Jason and made a rope of sleepers under his feet to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and Leo and Shaggy pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Jason crawled home, a sadder and wiser character.

Double Trouble

  • George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on the land of Cartoons. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he walked happily along his path with Fauna and Lana. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
  • Kevin: Hello, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Kevin.
  • Kevin: You look splendid.
  • Ash: Yes indeed.
  • George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
  • Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
  • Tai: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
  • George Carlin: Said Tai.
  • Kevin: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
  • George Carlin: Added Kevin.
  • Ash: Well, well, anyway.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
  • George Carlin: Kevin said no more. He just grinned at Tai. Later, Ash was resting when Kevin arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
  • Ash: Careful.
  • George Carlin: He warned.
  • Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Go on, go on!
  • George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
  • Ash: And by the way.
  • George Carlin: Went on Ash.
  • Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
  • George Carlin: The last load poured down.
  • Ash: Help, help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Ash.
  • Ash: Get me out!
  • George Carlin: Kevin was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
  • Kevin: Ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Kevin.
  • Kevin: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
  • Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Choked Ash.
  • Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
  • George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Tai had to take Fauna and Lana.
  • Fauna: Poor Ash.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Fauna and Lana. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Tai thought it made a great joke, but Kevin was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
  • Kevin: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Bugs Bunny's railway.
  • George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Kevin bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Kevin was tired.
  • Driver: Have a drink.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Then you'll feel better.
  • George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Kevin found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
  • Kevin: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Kevin.
  • Kevin: Help!
  • (Kevin falls into the deep coal)
  • George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Kevin was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
  • Ash: Now Kevin has learned his lesson too.
  • George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
  • Kevin: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Kevin.
  • Kevin: You do know that, don't you?
  • Ash: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank On The Line

  • George Carlin: Peter was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Peter was heading for trouble.
  • Peter: Come on! Come on!
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Peter puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Peter clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
  • (Miltank mooing)
  • George Carlin: Peter felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
  • Peter: Bother those Beedrill!
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Peter: Why can't they come quietly?
  • George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Jason and Shaggy heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Jason: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • George Carlin: Old Tai was cross.
  • Tai: You couldn't help it, Peter. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • George Carlin: Some days later, Jason rushed through Peter's Station.
  • Jason: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Jason.
  • Pets: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled his pets. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Scott that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Jason's Driver: Whoa, Jason!
  • George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Jason: Pooh!
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: It's only a Miltank! Shooh! Shooh!
  • George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Miltank: Mooooh!
  • George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Shaggy arrived.
  • Shaggy: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Miltank: Mooooh!
  • George Carlin: Said the Miltank. Shaggy backed away nervously.
  • Shaggy: I don't want to hurt her.
  • George Carlin: At the next station, Shaggy's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • George Carlin: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Kevin will take her along.
  • George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • Shaggy: Not a word.
  • Jason: Keep it secret.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Jason and Shaggy to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • Peter: Well, well, well!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Peter.
  • Peter: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
  • Jason: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Peter.
  • Peter: Yes, Jason.
  • George Carlin: Said Peter. Jason felt somehow that Peter "saw" only too well.

Trouble In The House

  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The stationmaster came in.
  • Stationmaster: There's trouble in the house, sir. Shaggy was sulking. There's no train and the passengers are saying this is a bad railway.
  • Bugs: Indeed.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: We cannot allow that.
  • George Carlin: He found Jason, Leo and Shaggy looking very cross.
  • Bugs: Come along, Shaggy. It's time your train was ready.
  • Jason: Shaggy's not going!
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: We won't shunt like little characters. That was Ash's job. We are important tender characters. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender characters don't shunt.
  • Bugs: We'll see about that.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: No character on my railway is too important for small jobs.
  • George Carlin: And he hurried away to find Peter.
  • Bugs: The yard has never been the same since Ash left to run his branch line.
  • George Carlin: He thought sadly. Peter was shunting.
  • Bugs: Leave those Beedrill please, Peter.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I want to push coaches for me in the yard.
  • Peter: Thank you, sir. That will be a nice change.
  • Bugs: That's a good boy. Off you go then.
  • George Carlin: So Peter found coaches for the three characters and that day, the train's ran as usual. But next morning, Peter looked unhappy. Jason came clanking pass hissing rudely.
  • Bugs: Bless me!
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: What a noise!
  • Peter: They all hissed me, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Answered Peter.
  • Peter: They say tender characters don't shunt and last night they said I have gray feet. I haven't have I, sir?
  • Bugs: No Peter, you have nice blue ones, and I'm proud of you. Tender characters do shunt, but all the same we do need another character here.
  • George Carlin: He went to the workshop and they showed them all sorts of characters. At last, he saw a smart little kid with brown hair.
  • Bugs: That's the one.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Bugs: If I choose you, will you work hard?
  • Kevin: Oh sir, yes sir.
  • Bugs: That's a good boy. I'll call you Kevin.
  • Kevin: Yes sir, thank you sir.
  • George Carlin: And Bugs Bunny brought Kevin back to the yard.
  • Bugs: Peter.
  • George Carlin: He called.
  • Bugs: Here's Kevin. Will you show him everything?
  • George Carlin: Kevin soon learned what he had to do and they had a happy afternoon. Then Shaggy came by hissing as usual.
  • Kevin: Wheesh!
  • George Carlin: Went Kevin. Shaggy jumped and ran back to the shed.
  • Peter: How beautifully you wheeshed him!
  • George Carlin: Laughed Peter.
  • Peter: I can't wheesh like that.
  • Kevin: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: That's nothing. You should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
  • George Carlin: Next morning, Ash arrived.
  • Ash: Bugs sent to me. I expect he wants help.
  • George Carlin: He said to Peter.
  • Peter: Sh, sh, here he comes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Peter.
  • Bugs: Well done, Ash, you've been quick. Listen, Shaggy, Jason and Leo are sulking. They say they won't shunt like little characters, so I have shut them up and I want you both to run a line for a while.
  • Ash: Little characters indeed.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Ash.
  • Ash: We'll show them.
  • Bugs: And Kevin will help too.
  • Kevin: Oh sir, yes sir, please sir.
  • George Carlin: Answered Kevin. Peter and Ash worked the main line greeting each other as they pass by. Kevin puffed along the branch line. Ash was anxious about Fauna and Lana, but both driver and conductor promise to take care of them. They were fewer trains but the passengers didn't mind. They knew the three other characters were having a lesson. Jason, Leo and Shaggy were cold, lonely and miserable. They wish now they haven't been so silly.

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