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Ash Ketchum and Friends: Ash and His Friends Get Along is Pikachufreak's spoof to Thomas and His Friends Get Along, with three Season 1 episodes, six Season 2 episodes and one Season 3 episodes narrated by George Carlin.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Peter Venkman (from Ghostbusters) as Edward
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
  • Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) as Gordon
  • Leonardo "Leo" San Juan (from Legend Quest) as James
  • Kevin Whitney (from Krypto The Superdog) as Percy
  • Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Toby
  • Fauna and Lana Harrison (from Twinkle Star Sprites) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Harriet Sanders (from Mermaid Melody) as Henrietta
  • Earthworm Jim (from Earthworm Jim) as Terence
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor
  • Superman (from Superman: The Animated Series) as Harold

Episodes

  1. Old Iron
  2. Leo In A Mess
  3. Virgil Takes Charge
  4. Down The Mine
  5. The Runaway
  6. Better Late Than Never
  7. Characters and Turntables
  8. Kevin Proves A Point
  9. Trust Ash
  10. Kevin and The Traffic Light

Script

Old Iron

  • George Carlin: One day, Leo had to wait at the station till Peter and his Arcanine came in. This made him cross.
  • Leo: Late again!
  • George Carlin: Peter laughed and Leo fumed again. After Leo had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • Leo: Peter is impossible!
  • George Carlin: He grumbled to the others.
  • Leo: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • George Carlin: Ash and Kevin were indigent.
  • Kevin: Old iron?! Slow?!
  • Ash: Why, Peter could beat you in a race any day!
  • Leo: Really!
  • George Carlin: Said Leo.
  • Leo: I should like to see him do it.
  • ​George Carlin: Next morning, Leo's driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled Leo ready for shunting. Leo was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Leo puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on Leo's footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when Leo started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • George Carlin: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • George Carlin: The fireman was ready when Peter arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Peter: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Peter. Leo was laughing.
  • Leo: What a lark! What a lark!
  • George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • Leo: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Peter: We're coming, we're coming!
  • George Carlin: Called Peter. Peter was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with Leo.
  • Peter's Driver: Steady, Peter.
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Peter's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Leo's buffer. The characters swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • George Carlin: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Peter's driver checked the characters' speed, and Leo's fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Peter: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Peter.
  • Leo: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Leo.
  • Leo: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Peter.
  • Peter: That's all right.
  • George Carlin: Replied Peter. The characters arrived at the station side by side. Bugs Bunny was waiting.
  • Bugs: A fine piece of work.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bugs: Leo, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Peter. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Peter: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Peter.
  • Peter: It'll be lovely not to clank.

Leo In A Mess

  • George Carlin: Tai and Harriet were enjoying their new job on the land of Cartoons, but they do look old fashioned and did need new clothes. Leo was very rude whenever he saw them.
  • Leo: Yech! What dirty objects!
  • George Carlin: He would say. At last, Tai lost patience.
  • Tai: Leo?
  • George Carlin: He asked.
  • Tai: Why are you red?
  • Leo: I am a splendid boy.
  • George Carlin: Answered Leo.
  • Leo: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
  • Tai: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Tai earnestly.
  • Tai: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
  • George Carlin: Leo went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, Al left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down Beedrill, Leo hated slow freight trains.
  • Leo: Dirty Beedrill from dirty sidings! Yech!
  • George Carlin: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more Beedrill at each station till he had a long train. At first, the Beedrill behaved well, but Leo bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Jason's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. Leo had had an accident with Beedrill before and should have remembered this.
  • Driver: Wait, Leo, wait!
  • George Carlin: Said the driver, but Leo wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Tai when they next met. The Beedrill's chance had come.
  • Beedrill: Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • George Carlin: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
  • Beedrill: On, on, on!
  • Ringo Starr: Yelled the Beedrill.
  • Leo: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Leo. Disaster lay ahead.
  • (Leo crashes into the tar wagons)
  • George Carlin: Something sticky splashed all over Leo. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some Beedrill were all to pieces. Tai and Kevin were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
  • Tai: Look here, Kevin!
  • George Carlin: Explained Tai.
  • Tai: Whatever is that dirty object?
  • Kevin: That's Leo, didn't you know?
  • Tai: It's Leo's shape.
  • George Carlin: Said Tai.
  • Tai: But Leo is a splendid boy and you'll never see his paint dirty.
  • George Carlin: Leo pretended he hadn't heard. Tai and Kevin cleared away the unhurt Beedrill and help Leo home. Bugs Bunny met them.
  • Bugs: Well done, Kevin and Tai.
  • George Carlin: He turned to Leo.
  • Bugs: Fancy letting your Beedrill run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Tai shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Tai: Please sir, can Harriet have one too?
  • George Carlin: Said Tai.
  • Bugs: Certainly, Tai.
  • Tai: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
  • George Carllin: All Leo could do as watch Tai as he ran off happily with the news.

Virgil Takes Charge

  • Kevin: Do you know what?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kevin.
  • Jason: What?
  • George Carlin: Grunted Jason.
  • Kevin: Do you know what?
  • Jason: Silly!
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Kevin: Bugs Bunny says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger character to help me.
  • Leo: Rubbish!
  • George Carlin: Said Leo.
  • Leo: Any character could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • George Carlin: Kevin went off to get some pets.
  • Kevin: That stupid old traffic light.
  • George Carlin: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a traffic light and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Kevin: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little kid and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • George Carlin: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some pets to the station.
  • Bugs: Hello, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: You look tired.
  • Kevin: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my head or on my feet.
  • Bugs: You look the right way up to me.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Cheer up. The new character is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Ash and Tai will help too.
  • Kevin: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • George Carlin: The new character arrived.
  • Bugs: What's your name?
  • George Carlin: Asked Bugs Bunny.
  • Virgil: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Virgil. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Virgil better than Montague.
  • Bugs: Good. Virgil it shall be. Here, Kevin, show Virgil around.
  • George Carlin: The two characters went off together. Soon they were very busy. Leo, Jason and Shaggy watched Virgil quietly doing his work.
  • Shaggy: He seems a simple sort of character.
  • Leo: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Shaggy, Jason and Leo: (quacking noises) Wheesh!
  • George Carlin: Smoke billowed everywhere. Kevin was cross, but Virgil took no notice.
  • Virgil: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Kevin?
  • Kevin: Yes they do.
  • George Carlin: Answered Kevin.
  • Virgil: Right.
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • George Carlin: He whispered something.
  • Virgil: We'll do it later.
  • George Carlin: Bugs Bunny was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
  • Shaggy, Jason and Leo: Wheesh! (snorting noises)
  • Bugs: Bother!
  • George Carlin: He said and hurried to the yard. Virgil and Kevin calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the characters in. Jason, Leo and Shaggy were furious.
  • Bugs: Stop that noise!
  • George Carlin: Bellowed Bugs Bunny.
  • Jason: They won't let us in!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Jason.
  • Bugs: Virgil, explain this behavior.
  • Virgil: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a teenager. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Kevin and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, characters that we only take orders from you.
  • (Leo and Jason blew their whistles loudly)
  • Bugs: Quiet!
  • George Carlin: Called Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Kevin and Virgil, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • George Carlin: Jason, Shaggy and Leo sniggered.
  • Bugs: As for you.
  • George Carlin: Thundered Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Virgil is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • George Carlin: After Kevin went away, Virgil was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!

Down The Mine

  • George Carlin: One day, Ash was at the junction when Jason shuffled in with some Beedrill.
  • Ash: Phew!
  • George Carlin: Remarked Ash.
  • Ash: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
  • Fauna: I can't smell a smell.
  • George Carlin: Said Fauna.
  • Ash: A funny musty sort of smell.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Jason: No one noticed until you did.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Jason.
  • Jason: It must be yours.
  • George Carlin: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Ash enjoyed teasing him about it.
  • Ash: Fauna, Lana, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
  • George Carlin: Before Jason could answer, Ash puffed away. Fauna and Lana could hardly believe their ears.
  • Fauna: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
  • Lana: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
  • George Carlin: And to Ash they said.
  • Fauna and Lana: You mustn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
  • George Carlin: But Ash didn't care a bit.
  • Ash: That was funny, that was funny.
  • George Carlin: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Fauna and Lana were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Jason Lee Scott. Ash left the girls at the station and went off to a mine for some Beedrill. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their roofs are strong enough to hold up cars but not the weight of characters. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Characters must not pass this board.
  • Ash: Silly old board.
  • George Carlin: Thought Ash. He had often tried to pass it but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
  • Ash: Now for my plan!
  • George Carlin: Huffed Ash. Bumping the Beedrill fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
  • Driver: Come back!
  • George Carlin: Yelled his driver.
  • (A loud splash is heard as Ash falls to the mine)
  • Ash: Fire and smoke!
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I'm sunk.
  • George Carlin: And he was.
  • Ash: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Ash: I am a silly trainer.
  • Bugs: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Ash: Please let me out. I wont do it again.
  • Bugs: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Jason could pull you out.
  • Ash: Yes sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash. But he didn't want to meet Jason just yet.
  • Jason: Down the mine is he? Ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Laughed Jason.
  • Jason: What a joke! Boop boop! Little Ash, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
  • George Carlin: Strong cables were fastened between the two characters.
  • Bugs: Are you ready? Heave!
  • George Carlin: It was a lot harden than they all thought. But at last Ash was free.
  • Ash: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Jason: That's all right, Ash. You made me laugh.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jason.
  • Jason: I'm in disgrace.
  • Ash: So am I.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Jason: Why so you are Ash. Shall we form an alliance? You help me and I help you.
  • Ash: Right you are.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Ash.
  • Jason: Good. That's settled.
  • George Carlin: Rumbled Jason. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.

The Runaway

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was ill. Workmen had try to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Bugs: Peter must send you to the works.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny. Ash felt very miserable. Then, Bugs Bunny spoke to Virgil.
  • Bugs: I want you to help Kevin and Tai while Ash is away.
  • George Carlin: Virgil was delighted. He already knew Kevin and soon made friends with Tai and Sonic. Earthworm Jim gave him a big welcome too.
  • Jim: Take care of Ash's ladies.
  • George Carlin: He advised.
  • Jim: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • George Carlin: Virgil was very gentle with the ladies. Fauna and Lana were impressed.
  • Fauna: Such nice manners.
  • George Carlin: They told each other.
  • Lana: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • George Carlin: When Ash came back, Fauna and Lana told him how well Virgil had managed. Ash was so happy to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Ash's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Ash found this most embarrassing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Ash's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Shaggy's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Ash's handbrake. Ash simmered happily.
  • Ash: Not long now.
  • George Carlin: He thought. As he saw Shaggy slowly approaching. But Ash's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Fauna and Lana: Stop! Stop!
  • George Carlin: Shrieked Fauna and Lana. But Ash, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • George Carlin: There ready for action was Superman. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Ash was tiring.
  • Ash: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • George Carlin: He panted wearily. As they neared the next station Ash saw Superman land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • George Carlin: At last Ash stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Superman.
  • Superman: Think nothing of it. Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Ash.
  • George Carlin: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: We must never let this happen again.
  • George Carlin: Wearily, Ash agreed with him.

Better Late Than Never

  • George Carlin: The characters were finding life difficult. Workmen were mending the viaduct on the main line. The arches needed strengthany. Bugs Bunny did not want to close the railway while the work was done and so repairs took a long time. The characters have to take great care when crossing the viaduct and the delay often made them late on their journey to the junction where they knew Ash would be ready to collect his passengers. Ash grew crosser and crosser.
  • Ash: Time's time.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Ash: Why should I keep my passengers waiting while Shaggy and Leo dawdle about all day on viaducts?
  • Shaggy: Don't blame me.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: If we hurried to cross the viaduct, it might collapsed, and then you have no passengers at all. What would you do then?
  • Ash: Run my train on time for one thing.
  • George Carlin: Retorted Ash. He hurried away before Shaggy could answer. Sonic was impatient too. He was time to arrived just after Ash. His passengers found that, instead of going straight from the hedgehog till their train, they were kept waiting till Ash arrived. Soon Sonic grew cross with Ash.
  • Sonic: Late again!
  • George Carlin: He remarked as Ash panted wearily in.
  • Sonic: We may be friends, but I thought you could go fast, Ash. It's time we had another race. I reckon I can beat you now.
  • George Carlin: Ash let off steam loudly.
  • Ash: Rubbish!
  • Ringo Starr: He hissed fiercely.
  • Ash: It's those main line characters. They differ about on the viaduct, and they blamed Bugs Bunny's workmen. It's just an excuse for laziness if you ask me.
  • George Carlin: One day, Leo was later than ever at the junction.
  • Leo: I'm sorry, Ash.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Leo: I was held up at the station, and the viaduct made it worse.
  • Ash: It's lucky for you I'm a guarantee connection.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Ash. Before Leo could answer, he puffed importantly away.
  • Ash: Come along, come along!
  • George Carllin: He panted to the ladies. Fauna and Lana did their best but Ash still found that he couldn't save much time. Suddenly, Ash saw Sonic ahead. His radiator was steaming.
  • Ash: What's the matter?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Ash: You should be at the station by now. You're late.
  • Sonic: I feel dreadful.
  • George Carlin: Moaned Sonic.
  • Sonic: All upset inside and driver says he can't make me better. Thank goodness you're late too. Can you take my passengers please? They'll never get home otherwise.
  • Ash: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Ash. He now felt sorry for Sonic, and promised to get help at the next station. Ash set off again already he felt much more cheerful and Sonic's passengers, travelling in Fauna and Lana all reached home safely. When Sonic was better he came to thank Ash.
  • Sonic: I'm sorry I teased you about being late.
  • Ash: That's all right.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: I'm glad I can help. There are times when being late isn't such a bad thing after all.
  • George Carlin: With the last cheerful greeting, the two friends went back to work.

Characters and Turntables

  • George Carlin: Shaggy and Jason were lonely when Ash left the yard to run his route. They missed him very much. They had more work to do and had to fetch their own Arcanine. The big characters thought they were too important to fetch Arcanine. Leo grumbled, too.
  • Shaggy: We get no rest, we get no rest!
  • George Carlin: They all complained. But the coaches only laughed.
  • Coaches: You're lazy and slack, you're lazy and slack!
  • George Carlin: They answered. All together, the characters were causing Bugs Bunny a great deal of trouble. The big stations both ends on the line each have a turntable. Bugs Bunny had made them so that the tender characters can be turned round because it is dangerous for them to go fast and backwards. Little characters like Ash don't need turntables. They can go just as well backwards as forwards. But to hear Jason talk, he would've thought that Bugs Bunny had given him a tender just to show how important he was.
  • Jason: You don't understand, little Ash. We Big Characters have a position to keep up. It doesn't matter where you go, but we are important, and for Bugs Bunny to make us to shunting, fetch coaches and go on some of those dirty sidings it's, it's, well, it's not the proper thing.
  • George Carlin: Ash chuckled and went off with Fauna and Lana.
  • Jason: Disgraceful!
  • George Carlin: Jason hissed as he ran backwards to the turntable. The turntable was in the windy place close to the sea, and he was not on it just right, he put amount of balance and made a difficult to turn. Today, Jason was in the bad temper, and the wind was blowing fiercely. His driver tried to make him stop in the right place but Jason wasn't trying. The fireman tried to turn the handle, but Jason's weight and the strong wind prevented him.
  • Driver: It's no good.
  • George Carlin: They said at last.
  • Driver: Your big tender upsets the balance. If you're a little character, you be all right. Now you have to pull the next train backwards.
  • Boys: Look!
  • George Carlin: Called some boys.
  • Boys: There's a new character! Oh, it's only Scott, back to front.
  • Ash: Hello!
  • George Carlin: Called Ash.
  • Ash: Playing little characters? Sensible character. Take my advice, scrap your tender and have a nice bunker.
  • George Carlin: Jason said nothing. Even Leo laughed when he saw him.
  • Jason: Take care.
  • George Carlin: Hissed Jason.
  • Jason: You might stick too.
  • Leo: No fear.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Leo.
  • Leo: I'm not so fat as you. I mustn't stick.
  • George Carlin: Thought Leo. He stopped on just the right place to balance the table. It could now swing easily. Jason arrived and time to see everything. Al turned much too easily. The wind puffed him round like a top. He couldn't stop!
  • (Leo spins faster and faster until he slows down, and as the turntable stops, he is all green and dizzy)
  • Jason: Well, well!
  • George Carlin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: Are you playing roundabouts?
  • George Carlin: Poor Leo feeling quite giddy rolled off to the shed without a word. That night, the three characters had an indignation meeting.
  • Jason: It's shameful to treat tender characters like this. Jason has to go backwards and people think he's a tank character, Leo spins like a top and everyone laughs at us. And to add to that, Bugs Bunny makes us all shunt in dirty sidings. Ugh! Listen.
  • George Carlin: Said Jason. He whispered something to the others.
  • Jason: We'll do it tomorrow. Bugs Bunny will look silly.
  • George Carlin: The characters had decided to go on strike.

Kevin Proves A Point

  • George Carlin: Kevin worked hard at the new harbor. The workmen needed stone for their building. Puss helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy and Kevin had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes he'd see Ash.
  • Ash: Well done, Kevin. Bugs Bunny is very pleased with us.
  • George Carllin: An airfield was closed by. Kevin heard the airplane zooming overhead all day. The noises of all was a superhero.
  • Kevin: Silly thing!
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Why can't and go and buzz somewhere else?
  • George Carlin: One day, Kevin stopped at the airfield.
  • Kevin: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Who are you?
  • Superman: I'm Superman.
  • George Carlin: Said the superhero.
  • Superman: Who are you?
  • Kevin: I'm Kevin. What whirly great arms you've got.
  • Superman: They're nice arms.
  • George Carlin: Said Superman.
  • Superman: I can hover like a bird. Don't you wish you could hover?
  • Kevin: Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.
  • Superman: I think railways are slow.
  • George Carlin: Said Superman.
  • Superman: They're not much use and quite out of date.
  • George Carlin: He whirled his arms and buzzed away. Kevin found Tai at the quarry.
  • Kevin: I say, Tai, that Superman, that stuck up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date. Just let him wait. I'll show him.
  • George Carlin: He collected his Beedrill and started off still fuming. Soon, they heard a familiar buzzing.
  • Driver: Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Whispered his driver.
  • Driver: There's Superman. He's not far ahead. Let's race him.
  • Kevin: Yes, let's.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin. Kevin pounded along, the Beedrill screamed and swayed.
  • Driver: Well, I'll be a ding-dong dang!
  • George Carlin: Said the driver. There was Superman. The race was on!
  • Driver: Go it, Kevin!
  • George Carlin: He yelled.
  • Driver: You're ganging!
  • George Carlin: Kevin had never been allowed to go fast before. He was having the time of his life.
  • Kevin: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
  • George Carlin: He panted to the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: We don't want to, we don't want to.
  • George Carlin: They grumbled. It was no use. Kevin was bucketing along with flying wheels and Superman was high and alongside. The fireman shoveled for dear life.
  • Driver: Well done, Kevin!
  • George Carlin: Shouted the driver.
  • Driver: We're ganging! We're going ahead! Oh good boy, good boy!
  • George Carlin: A distant signal warned them that the harbour wharf was near.
  • Kevin: Peep peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please?
  • George Carlin: The driver carefully checked the train's headlong speed. They rolled onto the main line, and halted on the wharf.
  • Kevin: Oh dear!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Kevin.
  • Kevin: I'm sure we've lost.
  • George Carlin: The fireman scrambled to the cab roof.
  • Fireman: We've won, we've won!
  • George Carlin: He shouted.
  • Fireman: Superman's still hovering. He's looking for a place to land. Listen, boys.
  • George Carlin: The fireman called.
  • Fireman: Here's a song for Kevin. (singing) Said Superman to our Kevin you are slow. Your railway is out of date and not much used you know, but Kevin and his Beedrill did the trip in record time, and we beat the superhero on our old branch line.
  • George Carlin: Kevin loved it.
  • Kevin: Oh, thank you!
  • George Carlin: He said. He liked the last line best of all, and was a very happy kid.

Trust Ash

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was feeling bright and cheerful. It was a splendid day.
  • Ash: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: He whistled to some cows, but the cows didn't reply.
  • Ash: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: They're busy with their breakfast.
  • George Carlin: Next he saw Sonic.
  • Ash: Hello, Sonic. Care for a race today?
  • George Carlin: But all Sonic could say was...
  • Sonic: Ouch! That's another hole in the road!
  • Ash: I'm sorry, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: Smiled Ash. Ash was still in good spirits when Sonic arrived at the next station.
  • Ash: Bad luck, Sonic. Now if you're a steam character, you would run a repair on reliable rails.
  • Sonic: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
  • Sonic: The railway was suppose to deliver the tar to mend the road two weeks ago. You can't trust a thing that runs on rails.
  • Ash: I run on rails. You can trust me, Sonic. I'll see if I can find out what's happened.
  • George Carlin: And Ash puffed away towards the big station. Leo was snorting about in the yard.
  • Leo: It's too bad!
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Leo: Kevin goes to work at the harbour and I do his job, here, there and everywhere! Take that!
  • Beedrill: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Just you wait, we'll show you!
  • George Carlin: Jason laughed.
  • Jason: I'll tell you what, Leo. If you pretended to be ill everywhere, you couldn't shunt Beedrill here, or go to the quarry there, could you?
  • Leo: What a good idea.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Leo.
  • Leo: Look, here comes Ash. I'll start pretending now
  • George Carlin: Ash was sorry to see the characters looking miserable
  • Ash: Cheer up.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Ash: It's a beautiful day.
  • Jason: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Jason.
  • Jason: But not for Leo.
  • Ash: What's the matter?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Jason: He's sick.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jason.
  • Leo: Yes he is. I mean I am.
  • George Carlin: Stuttered Leo.
  • Al: I don't feel well at all.
  • Ash: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash kindly.
  • Ash: I'll help out if you're ill.
  • George Carlin: Jason and Leo sniggered quietly to each other. Some of Al's Beedrill were coupled behind Ash and he steamed away to the quarry. The Beedrill were still cross.
  • Beedrill: We couldn't pay Al back for bumping us, so we'll play tricks on Ash instead. One character is as good as another.
  • George Carlin: But Ash didn't hear them. He collected all the stone from the quarry and set off back to the junction. Danger lay ahead.
  • Beedrill: Now for our plan!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Go faster, go faster!
  • George Carlin: They pushed Ash over the switches.
  • Ash's Driver: Slow down!
  • George Carlin: Called Ash's driver and applied the brakes.
  • (Ash hits the buffers, and a log snaps apart, sending him floating into another set of buffers)
  • George Carlin: Poor Ash stood dazed and surprised in the muddy pool, as a toad eyed in suspiciously.
  • Ash: Bust my buffers.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Ash: The day started so well too.
  • George Carlin: Virgil pulled away the Beedrill, and Peter helped Ash back to the junction. Suddenly, Ash remembered the missing tar. He told Peter all about it.
  • Peter: That's strange.
  • George Carlin: Said Peter.
  • Peter: A car full of tar been left in my station. That must be it. Driver will make sure it gets to Sonic now.
  • George Carlin: Later, Leo spoke to Ash.
  • Leo: I'm sorry about your accident.
  • George Carlin: He muttered.
  • Leo: And so is Jason. We didn't mean to get you into trouble.
  • Jason: No indeed.
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Jason.
  • Jason: A near misunderstanding, Ash, all's well that ends well.
  • George Carlin: Just then Sonic arrived. He looked much more cheerful.
  • Sonic: My road's being mended now.
  • Ash: Oh, I am glad.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Sonic: Thanks for all you did.
  • George Carlin: Added Sonic.
  • Sonic: Now I know I can trust a character especially his name was Ash.
  • George Carlin: Jason and Leo puffed silently away to the shed, but Ash still had company.
  • Ash: Well, well.
  • George Carlin: He sighed.
  • Ash: What a day for surprises.
  • George Carlin: The toad who was looking forward to arrive home noisly agreed.

Kevin and The Traffic Light

  • George Carlin: Kevin works works in the hallways at the Cartoon University. He loves playing jokes, but they can get him into trouble. One morning, he was very cheeky indeed.
  • Kevin: Peep peep! Hurry up, Jason, the train's ready.
  • George Carlin: Jason thought he was late.
  • Kevin: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Laughed Kevin and showed him a train of dirty Beedrill. Jason thought how he can pay Kevin back for teasing him. Next it was Leo's turn.
  • Kevin: Stay in the shed today, Leo. Bugs Bunny will come and see you.
  • Leo: Ah!
  • George Carlin: Thought Leo.
  • Leo: Bugs Bunny knows I'm a fine boy. He wants me to pull the special train.
  • George Carlin: Leo's driver and fireman could not make him move. The other characters grumbled dreadfully. They had to do Leo's work as well as their own. At last, the inspector arrived.
  • Inspector: Show a wheel, Leo. You can't stay here all day.
  • Leo: Bugs Bunny told me to stay here. He sent a message this morning.
  • Inspector: He did not. How could he? He's away for a week.
  • Leo: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Leo.
  • Leo: Oh. Where's Kevin?
  • George Carlin: Kevin had wisely disappeared. When Bugs Bunny came back, he was cross with Leo and Kevin for causing so much trouble. But the very next day, Kevin was still being cheeky.
  • Kevin: I say, you characters, I'm to take some Beedrill to Ash's junction. Bugs Bunny chose me specially. He must know I'm a really useful kid.
  • Leo: More likely, he wants you out of the way.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Leo. Jason looked across to Leo. They were going to play a trick on Alex.
  • Jason: Leo and I were just speaking about traffic lights at the junction. We can't be too careful about traffic lights, but then I needn't say that to a really useful kid like you, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Kevin felt flattered.
  • Leo: We've had spoken about backing traffic lights.
  • George Carlin: Put in Leo.
  • Leo: They need extra special care you know. Would you like me to explain?
  • Kevin: No thank you, Leo.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: I know all about signals.
  • George Carlin: Kevin was a little worried.
  • Kevin: I wonder what backing traffic lights are.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Kevin: Never mind, I'll manage.
  • George Carlin: He puffed crossly to his Beedrill and felt better. He came to a traffic light.
  • Kevin: Bother, it's a danger.
  • George Carlin: The traffic light moved to show line cleared. It's arm moved up instead of down. Kevin had never been that sort of signal before.
  • Kevin: Down means go and up means stop. So upper still must mean go back. I know. It's one of those backing traffic lights.
  • Driver: Come on, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Off we go. Stop! You're going the wrong way!
  • Kevin: But it's a backing traffic light.
  • George Carlin: Kevin protested and told him about Jason and Leo. The driver laughed and explained.
  • Kevin: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Let's start quickly before they see us.
  • George Carlin: He was too late. Jason saw everything. That night, the big characters talked about signals. They thought the subject was funny. Kevin thought they were being very silly.

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