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Ash Ketchum and Friends: Joker Bugs & Other Ash Stories is Pikachufreak's spoof to Cranky Bugs & Other Thomas Stories, each containing the first six Season 5 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin (who is the role of Mr. Conductor 2 in The All-New Adventures of Shining Time Station, along with Michael Brandon being Mr. Conductor 3 and Mark Moraghan as Mr. Conductor 4), plus a song at the end.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Peter Venkman (from Ghostbusters) as Edward
  • Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
  • Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) as Gordon
  • Leonardo "Leo" San Juan (from Legend Quest) as James
  • Kevin Whitney (from Krypto The Superdog) as Percy
  • Fauna and Lana Harrison (from Twinkle Star Sprites) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Lola Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Lady Hatt
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff (from Ozzy and Drix) as Donald and Douglas
  • Tom and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry) as Bill and Ben
  • Donkey Kong (from Donkey Kong Country) as BoCo
  • Richie Foley (from Static Shock) as Oliver
  • Alexander "Alex" O'Connell (from The Mummy: The Animated Series) as Toad
  • Jack Spicer (from Xiaolin Showdown) as George
  • Susie Feeble (from The Susie Feeble Show) as Caroline
  • The Joker (from Batman) as Cranky
  • King Julien (from All Hail King Julien) as Butch
  • Van Pelt (from Jumanji) as Derek
  • Natalie Blackstone (from Pretty Cure) as Old Slowcoach

Episodes

  1. Joker Bugs
  2. Lola Bunny's Birthday Party
  3. Double Teething Troubles
  4. Ash, Kevin and Natalie Blackstone
  5. Busy Going Backwards
  6. A Better View For Jason

Song

  1. Night Route

Script

Joker Bugs

  • Alec Baldwin: Ash and Kevin enjoy working at the school. They like the personal students and the caring teachers. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A clown was causing trouble. His name was Joker and this was his first day at the school.
  • Joker: You're useless little bugs!
  • Alec Baldwin: He called from above.
  • Joker: If you put these Beedrill on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
  • Ash: Rubbish!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: No clown has ever complained before.
  • Joker: Well i'm complaining now.
  • Alec Baldwin: And Joker banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two characters met Jason and Leo and told them about Bowser.
  • Jason: Clowns are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jason.
  • Leo: You should see the situation from Joker's point of view.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Leo.
  • Leo: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little characters being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
  • Alec Baldwin: When Joker heard that the big characters agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
  • Joker: Come on, come on. Push those Beedrill closer to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Kevin was too upset to concentrate and pushed the Beedrill too far. Poor Kevin. Then Joker played a trick on Ash.
  • Joker: Push your Beedrill onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
  • Alec Baldwin: So Ash did. But Joker left the load beside the Beedrill, not in them.
  • Joker: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
  • Alec Baldwin: Complained Joker. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Bugs Bunny was most upset.
  • Bugs: Ash and Kevin, this new clown has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
  • Alec Baldwin: Now Ash and Kevin were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Joker and the characters were trapped in the docks.
  • Virgil: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Virgil. But he was wrong. The characters had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
  • (The old tramp steamer crashes into the shed)
  • Joker: (screams)
  • (Joker lands onto the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
  • Shaggy, Leo, Virgil and Jason: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called the characters from inside the shed.
  • Joker: I can't!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Joker. When the storm was over, Bugs Bunny rushed into the scene of the destruction.
  • Bugs: Ash and Kevin will help you.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called to Joker.
  • Bugs: And then you can help the characters.
  • Joker: Oh, please, hurry!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Joker.
  • Joker: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
  • Bugs: So it was you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Murmured Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I know those characters an apology.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash and Kevin soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Joker was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the characters were free.
  • Jason: Oh, thank you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jason.
  • Jason: What would I've done without you?
  • Joker: Well I had to be rescued before i help you. But i never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
  • Alec Baldwin: Joker was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
  • Joker: Uh, small characters thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
  • Kevin: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: He's back to bugging us.
  • Ash: Don't move! You're still attatched to Joker.
  • Alec Baldwin: But it was too late.
  • (Joker lands on the rails once again)
  • Alec Baldwin: Joker still looks down at the two little characters. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.

Lola Bunny's Birthday Party

  • Alec Baldwin: One summer's day, Ash and Kevin were idling in the school when Sonic the Hedgehog arrived.
  • Sonic: Have you notice something?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Sonic.
  • Ash: What sort of something?
  • Sonic: Bugs Bunny. He, well, seems different.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Sonic.
  • Kevin: I did see him staring at the clouds this morning.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: I wonder why.
  • Alec Baldwin: The reason was simple. It was Lola Bunny's birthday and Bugs Bunny had a new outfit.
  • Lola: It's perfect for my birthday party.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his wife.
  • Lola: You look splendid, Bugs dear.
  • Bugs: And I'll wear my finest hat just for you.
  • Alec Baldwin: He replied.
  • Bugs: Your birthday is a great occasion.
  • Lola: It is, so don't be late.
  • Bugs: Don't worry, my dear. I shall be spic and span and right on time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Later the day, Bugs Bunny had changed into his new suit.
  • Stationmaster: You look fine, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the stationmaster.
  • Stationmaster: You best be going.
  • Bugs: Indeed.
  • Alec Baldwin: Agreed Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: The characters are busy, I'll take the car.
  • Stationmaster: Is it reliable?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked the stationmaster.
  • Bugs: Certainly.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny. But it wasn't. As he sped along, he suddenly saw a large hole on the road. He break hard, but it was too late.
  • Bugs: Bother! Now I got a puncher. If I change my wheel, I am sure to dirty my suit and that would never do.
  • Alec Baldwin: Just then, he heard Susie.
  • Bugs: I need you to attend my wife's birthday party and I cannot be late. Please give me a lift.
  • Susie: I'll try, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Susie didn't like going fast.
  • Susie: I'm hot! My engine will overheat!
  • Alec Baldwin: And it did.
  • Susie: Told you so.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Susie sadly.
  • Bugs: Bother, bother!
  • Alec Baldwin: Then he heard a loud whistle. It was Jack Spicer. Jack was cross when he saw Susie.
  • Jack: Call yourself a car? You're disgrace for the road. Find yourself a scrapyard.
  • Alec Baldwin: Susie spluttered in fury. Jack's driver was more polite.
  • Driver: Can I be your assistance, sir?
  • Bugs: Only if you can take me to my wife's birthday party.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sighed Bugs Bunny.
  • Driver: We can take you to Ash.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied the Driver.
  • Driver: He's just down the line.
  • Bugs: Much obliged.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then they rumbled away.
  • Susie: What about me?
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Susie.
  • Bugs: I'll send for help.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Stay there.
  • Susie: That's all I can do.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jack was enjoying rolling along the lane, but not Bugs Bunny. Oil splashed everywhere. Worse was to follow.
  • Jack: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Jack.
  • Jack: Something snapped!
  • Alec Baldwin: He veered out of control and Bugs Bunny landed into a muddy ditch close to where Ash was taking on water.
  • Bugs: Bother, bother!
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash had never seen Bugs Bunny in such a mess.
  • Driver: Can I help you, sir?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash's driver.
  • Bugs: Yes please. Get me to the station as fast as you can.
  • Driver: I'm afraid our fireman's taking ill.
  • Bugs: Then I'll be your fireman.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sighed Bugs Bunny. Ash was excited. Bugs Bunny had to work hard. Coal dust and smuck flew everywhere. At last, they reached the station. Bugs Bunny looked at the clock.
  • Bugs: Just in time.
  • Alec Baldwin: He gasped. He hurried picked up a huge bunch of flowers.
  • Ash: Good luck!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Ash. Bugs Bunny's wife was waiting for him. As the clock struck three, there stood Bugs Bunny, tired but triumph, he gave his wife the flowers.
  • Lola: Well, thank you, my dear. I noticed it was my special birthday party, but I didn't know it was fancy dress.
  • Alec Baldwin: Everyone laughed, and then the party began.

Double Teething Troubles

  • Alec Baldwin: Tom and Jerry, the two animals work in the playgrounds and gyms near the Cartoon University. Their work is important but they can be hot and dirty. Sometimes this makes the animals naughty. One morning, they were feeling very naughty indeed.
  • Tom: That's my line of Beedrill!
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Tom.
  • Jerry: It's not, it's mine!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Jerry.
  • Jerry: Yours it's over there.
  • Tom: It's mine!
  • Jerry: It's not!
  • Tom: It's mine!
  • Jerry: It's not!
  • Alec Baldwin: Their friend Donkey Kong was worried.
  • Donkey Kong: Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you had left to share is...
  • (Tom and Jerry run into each other and derail)
  • Donkey Kong: Trouble.
  • Tom: Silly!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Tom.
  • Jerry: Silly yourself!
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Jerry.
  • Bugs: Tom and Jerry, behave yourselves.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: It's clear to me that we need another diesel to help out. There's only one available. He's new and key to make an impression.
  • Donkey Kong: If I were you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Whispered Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: I can back to work right away.
  • Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile Bugs Bunny was having doubts about his own decision.
  • Bugs: I hope the new diesel doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he was right.
  • Van: Oh, my grease and oil. I wasn't expecting this hill. Oh, what's that?
  • (Van breaks down)
  • Alec Baldwin: Donkey Kong came to the rescue.
  • Van: Sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the diesel.
  • Van: I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know.
  • Alec Baldwin: The news soon spread.
  • Ash: Apparently it's teething troubles.
  • Alec Baldwin: Confided Ash to Kevin.
  • Kevin: Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck.
  • Tom: Why does Kevin want to wish us good luck?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Tom.
  • Jerry: Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then their manager spoke to them.
  • Manager: You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
  • Alec Baldwin: It was dark when the animals reached the docks. They left the Beedrill by the key and scurried off to the shed.
  • Virgil: You two looked glum.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sighed Virgil.
  • Tom: It's the new diesel's fault.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Tom.
  • Tom: He's got a toothache.
  • Virgil: He hasn't got a toothache he's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes some problems. In his case it's his cooling system.
  • Alec Baldwin: Next morning, the animals heard an unfamiliar whistle.
  • Tom and Jerry: Oh, no! It's the new Diesel!
  • Alec Baldwin: And it was.
  • Van: Hello. I'll sort this train out. You take the front and I'll push 'em behind. Ha, ha. What fun.
  • Alec Baldwin: All went well as they set off. Then they came to a hill.
  • Tom: Come on, come on! Push harder, you silly diesel!
  • Alec Baldwin: Shouted Tom. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
  • Van: (pants) I'm overheating again.
  • (Van breaks down once again)
  • Tom: Oh, pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Tom.
  • Driver: You know what?
  • Alec Baldwin: Sighed the driver.
  • Driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it, animals?
  • Tom: We'll try.
  • Alec Baldwin: And sure enough they could. That night, Bugs Bunny came to see them.
  • Bugs: Well done, Tom and Jerry. I sent the new diesel back to the works. Can you manage alone?
  • Tom and Jerry: Oh, yes sir.
  • Tom: Donkey Kong.
  • Alec Baldwin: Whispered Tom.
  • Tom: I'm sorry we were rude to you.
  • Jerry: And...
  • Alec Baldwin: Added Jerry.
  • Jerry: The new diesel was really quite friendly.
  • Virgil: And you know what friends do?
  • Alec Baldwin: Murmured Virgil.
  • Tom and Jerry: Know what?
  • Virgil: They always say good night to each other.
  • Alec Baldwin: And so they did, but they still chattered about the diesel and his teething troubles all night long.

Ash, Kevin and Natalie Blackstone

  • Alec Baldwin: Ash, Kevin and Leo were looking at the early morning sky.
  • Ash: Everyone's so much happier when springtime comes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Leo: Everyone except Bugs Bunny.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Leo.
  • Leo: He seems to be working us harder that ever. I'm tired of these coastal runs.
  • Kevin: He just wants everything to be ready for the holidays.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Kevin.
  • Kevin: Anyway, salty air makes me all cheerful in my smokebox.
  • Leo: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Leo.
  • Leo: It's the countryside that really gets me fired up, it's the only place to be!
  • Alec Baldwin: And he puffed away to collect his Beedrill from the docks. Ash and Kevin have to take some empty Beedrill to the scrap yards. In a siding, they saw a Pretty Curer. She looked very sad.
  • Kevin: What are you doing here?
  • Natalie: They called me Natalie Blackstone, and told me I wasn't useful anymore. Now I only have mice ride in me.
  • Ash: Well, you may be dusty, but you look in perfect shape.
  • Alec Baldwin: The Yard manager appeared.
  • Yard Manager: Come along, I have Beedrill for you to take away.
  • Kevin's Driver: Excuse me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin's driver.
  • Kevin's Driver: Can you tell us about this coach?
  • Yard Manager: Natalie Blackstone; she's been here for years. She'll be broken up when we find the time.
  • Alec Baldwin: The characters were dismayed.
  • Ash: We'll try and help you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. But he didn't know how. Meanwhile, Leo was enjoying himself.
  • Leo: This is the life!
  • Alec Baldwin: He chortled, but he was heading for trouble. One of the fuel Beedrill was leaking, and suddenly, it caught fire.
  • Leo: Oh, help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Leo. They reached a siding, and his driver gave the alarm.
  • Leo's Driver: It's fuel, and it's dangerous.
  • Alec Baldwin: As Ash and Kevin approached the junction, they saw the smoke, and a guard waving a red flag.
  • Guard: Sparks from Leo's driver have set the Beedrill a blaze.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called.
  • Guard: The fire's under control, but it's quite a mess.
  • Kevin: You said the countryside run got you all 'fired up', Raimundo.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: But I didn't think you meant it in this way.
  • Leo: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Leo.
  • Leo: It was the stupid Beedrill's fault, not mine.
  • Fireman: It's safe to proceed now.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called a fireman. Ash and Kevin now felt sorry for Leo. It wasn't long before they reached the station. Later, as they were having a long drink at the water towers, they suddenly heard a commotion.
  • Ash: What's the matter?
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash asked.
  • Ash's Driver: It's another fire at the workman's hut.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Ash's Driver.
  • Ash's Driver: We better see what we can do.
  • (Ash and Kevin race into the scene only to see the hut on fire)
  • Alec Baldwin: The fire engines had a big problem.
  • Fireman: We are completely out of water!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried a fireman.
  • Fireman: We can't use sea water cause' it clogs our works. We'll just have to let that building burn.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then Ash had an idea.
  • Ash: Why don't you use the water in our tanks? We've just refilled them.
  • Alec Baldwin: The firemen wasted no time.
  • Drivers: You're very clever characters.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuckled their drivers. Soon, the fire was out, but the hut where the workmen lived was destroyed.
  • Foreman: The men can't sleep on the beach.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the Foreman.
  • Kevin: What about Natalie Blackstone? She would be perfect for the workmen.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Ash: Comfy, too.
  • Alec Baldwin: Added Ash.
  • Kevin's Driver: What a good idea, Kevin.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. They phoned Bugs Bunny, who agreed.
  • Bugs: She'll be spic and span by the time you collect her.
  • Alec Baldwin: And she was, and very happy, too.
  • Natalie: I can't thank you enough. I feel splendid.
  • Alec Baldwin: The characters buffered up to her, and she set off happily for her new home. Everyone agreed there was nothing old or slow about pretty curers, and she will always be really useful indeed.

Busy Going Backwards

  • Alec Baldwin: Alex O'Connell was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see characters and coaches moving steadly forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Richie Foley.
  • Alex: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Richie. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
  • Jason: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jason said. Alex felt sadder still. Richie wanted to help,
  • Richie: You're a really useful kid, Alex. You help me break and you keep my Beedrill in order when we go down hills.
  • Alex: I know, Mr. Richie, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
  • Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were cross with Alex.
  • Beedrill 1: Who he to started complaining?
  • Beedrill 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
  • Beedrill 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
  • Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were simply carried up their plan when they reach Jason's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
  • Beedrill: Ready, steady, go!
  • Alec Baldwin: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
  • Beedrill: We're making your wish come true, Alex! Follow the leader!
  • Alec Baldwin: Yelled the Beedrill. Peter was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
  • Beedrill: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
  • Alec Baldwin: Screamed the Beedrill. Suddenly, Alex found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Peter couldn't stop. Worst still, Alex now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Jason! The signalman change the points just in time.
  • Beedrill: On, on, faster!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried the Beedrill. Suddenly, he saw Leo pulling a long slow train.
  • Alex: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
  • Alec Baldwin: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
  • Leo: What was that?!
  • Alec Baldwin: Explained Leo. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
  • Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
  • Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
  • Alex: Help, help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Alex again. Alex saw some buffers.
  • Alex: Those were stop me.
  • Alec Baldwin: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
  • Alex: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
  • Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile Richie was racing to the rescue.
  • Richie: I must catch Alex. I must.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex sped past Shaggy. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Alex and his Beedrill. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
  • (Alex falls into a muddy pool)
  • Alex: Stopped at last.
  • Alec Baldwin: Richie arrived and when he saw Alex, he can only smile.
  • Richie: A pond is the only place for Alex I suppose.
  • Alec Baldwin: That night, Alex spoke to Richie.
  • Alex: I'm sorry, Mr. Richie, if I cause to any embarrasment.
  • Richie: That's all right, Alex. So what do you think of going fowards?
  • Alex: It was fun.
  • Alec Baldwin: Decided Alex.
  • Alex: But from now on, I'd be happy to looked forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.

A Better View For Jason

  • Alec Baldwin: Jason was feeling grumpy. This was making Leo cross.
  • Leo: Why are you complaining all the time?
  • Jason: Because I'm a big man and I know everything. I shall complain whatever I like. You're just a ??? with ideas above your station.
  • Kevin: I can't see any.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Where are they?
  • Scott: Any what?
  • Kevin: Ideas above the station. The sky's empty.
  • Leo: Like your smokebox, Kevin.
  • Alec Baldwin: Laughed Leo, but Jason was still grumpy.
  • Jason: One day I'll show you just a big man can really do.
  • Kevin: So what can a big man really do?
  • Jason: Not speak to silly little kids for a start.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Jason, then he puffed away. Later that day, Bugs Bunny came to see him.
  • Bugs: Jason, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up time afterwards.
  • Jason: Why can't Shaggy do it? He likes idling at stations.
  • Bugs: You will do as you are told.
  • Alec Baldwin: So Jason did. But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too.
  • Jason: I just can't get up to speed.
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
  • Jason's Fireman: It's time for your visit to the works. Your pipes are clogged.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the fireman. At last, they approached the new station. Jason was impressed but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers.
  • Jason: What a boring view! Important characters like me should have a paramonic view where I can see people and people could see me.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he wheeshed angrily. Jason was happy when it was time to leave.
  • Jason's Driver: Now you can really enjoy your run as long as your pipes will let you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Jason: Come on, come on! I can go faster that this!
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Jason.
  • Jason: Sick? Me? Never!
  • (Jaosn suddenly breaks down)
  • Alec Baldwin: But Jason began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop.
  • Jason: What happened?
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver and fireman inspected him.
  • Jason's Fireman: Something's broken inside you, Jason.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
  • Jason's Fireman: Now you're really will have to go to the works.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jason was still fuming when Leo arrived to collect his coaches.
  • Leo: Well, well, well! So much about anything. You got too puffed up in your boiler so it's serves you right.
  • Alec Baldwin: When Jason returned to the works a few days later, he was still boasting.
  • Jason: I am the finest character on the land of Cartoons, properly the finest in the world.
  • Bugs: Come on, Jason. We're going to the official opening at the new station.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then, there was trouble. As Jason approached the new station, neither the driver nor fireman could apply his brakes. Something had jammed. The driver reduced steam, but Jason was still going too fast.
  • (Jason crashed into the wall)
  • Jason: Help me, please!
  • Bugs: Well, Jason.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I knew you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not a way to achieve it.
  • Jason: Yes, Sir, sorry, Sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: When Jason was repaired again, he took Bugs Bunny to the new station, for a second official opening. This time he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in. Bugs Bunny spoke to him.
  • Bugs: Your panoramic view is here to stay. I trusted you are always see through it, from the safety of your own rails.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jason hardly agreed.

Night Route

  • Children: (singing) See how the night sky glows, See the light from the night route, The fire glow from the night route. On down the line he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! On down the line he blows. All through the night he goes. Hear the sound of the night route, The chugga-chug-chugg of the night route. Hear how his whistle blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Hear how his whistle blows. Pulling, heaving, big engine breathing. Pistons pushing side by side. Driver checking, gauging, peering, Fireman stoking by his side. On down the line they go. Fast track for the mail route, Clear away for the post route. Non-stop all night they go... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Non-stop all night they go. See how the night sky glows. Clear ahead for the night route, Green light for the night route. On down the track he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! On down the track he blows. Dawn is breaking, sleepy town waking. Children waving, watch him go. Freight trains, milk trains, Boat trains waiting, Stand aside to let him go. There in the morning glow The sunlight on the night route, Silhouettes the night route. On down the line he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! There in the morning glow. On down the line he blows Hear the sound of the night route, The chugga-chug-chugg of the night route. Hear how his whistle blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Hear how his whistle blows. On down the line he blows, On down the line he blows.

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