Ash and His Friends' Thrilling Adventures is an Ash and Friends spoof to the Thomas and Friends video entitled: Thomas and His Friends' Thrilling Adventures.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  8. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  10. Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
  11. Rikochet as Skarloey (Carlos Alazraqui)
  12. Buster Bunny as Rheneas (Charlie Adler)
  13. Ramone "Gug" Gugleano as Sir Handel (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Froggo Peterson as Peter Sam (Nathan Ruegger)
  15. Casey Matthews as Rusty (Andrew Decker)
  16. Buzz O as Duncan (Matt Hill)
  17. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  18. Billy Blazes as Harvey (Norman Spencer)
  19. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  20. Malinda Doe as Elizabeth (Jocelyne Loewen)
  21. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  22. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  23. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
  24. Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
  25. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  26. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
  27. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  28. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
  29. Mel Blake as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  30. Yoshi as Stepney (Andrew Sabiston)
  31. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  32. Uncle Chan as Duke (Sab Shimono)
  33. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)


  1. Ash and The Special Letter
  2. Busy Going Backwards
  3. Alex's Chocolate Crunch
  4. Special Hat
  5. Raimundo and The Trouble With Trees
  6. Dunkin' Buzz
  7. Bad Day At Castle Loch
  8. Malinda Doe
  9. Alex and The Haunted Mine
  10. Kevin The Really Useful Game Master


Ash and The Special Letter

  • George Carlin: One evening, Ash brought his last load to the school. Alex was glad to see him.
  • Alex: Are you on your way to the big station, Ash?
  • Ash: Yes I am. Why?
  • Alex: Because I'm going there too.
  • Ash: I think something's up.
  • George Carlin: Jackie looked up in the sky.
  • Jackie: Where?
  • Ash: Not up there, down here.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
  • Jackie: How come something be up when it's down?
  • George Carlin: Ash was too excited to explain.
  • Ash: Bust my buffers! Look over there!
  • George Carlin: Mel, Donkey Kong, Bumpty, Raphael, Ozzy, Richie and Drix paraded past.
  • Ozzy: Good evening, you three.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ozzy.
  • Ozzy: Aren't we all a fine sight?
  • Jackie: Very splendid indeed.
  • George Carlin: Admired Jackie.
  • Ozzy: Sorry we can't stop. Steven wants us all together at the station.
  • Ash: What is this about?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Driver: Steven has a plan.
  • George Carlin: Answered his driver.
  • Driver: Come on.
  • George Carlin: So they followed the other characters to the big station at the end of the line.
  • Steven: Silence!
  • George Carlin: Called Steven.
  • Steven: I have an important letter to read from a little girl who is five years old. Dear Ash and all the characters, please can I meet you? My friends say they would like to meet you too. You can come to my house for tea, but my mummy says there aren't any railway tracks in my house. Can you come to the station instead? Thank you very much. It seems...
  • George Carlin: Continued Steven.
  • Steven: ...that there any many girls and boys who would like to meet you. Therefore, we are all going to the big city faraway.
  • Characters: Hooray! Hooray!
  • George Carlin: The characters whistled.
  • Steven: Silence! Other characters will be working here while you were away so please show them what to do.
  • George Carlin: As Suzy and Pietra are going to the big city, Ash and Richie practice with some other coaches. Ash grew more and more excited. Too excited for his own good.
  • Ash: I'm glad I'm a splendid trainer.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Ash: Steven thinks I'm really useful. I had a race with Sonic once. I whooshed through the tunnel and stopped in inch from the buffers.
  • George Carlin: Then Ash made his mistake.
  • Ash: Just like this!
  • George Carlin: He boasted.
  • (Ash bursts into the buffers, hits through a fence, rolls down a slope and smashes into a wall)
  • George Carlin: No one was hurt, but Ash's front was badly bent. They telephoned to Steven.
  • Steven: I'll send up the workmen.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: But if they can't mend Ash in time, we'll have to go to the big city without him.
  • George Carlin: Poor Ash. 8:00 next morning, the characters waited at the junction. Jackie and Alex reached on the truck, and Virgil had pushed them into place behind Kevin. Terry, Raimundo and Shaggy are ready to lead off. They whistled impatiently. Steven looked at his watch.
  • Steven: I'll wait one more minute for Ash and then we have to go.
  • Ash: Oh, thank goodness you're still here.
  • George Carlin: Panted Ash.
  • Suzy and Pietra: I hope we're not late as it's just after eight.
  • George Carlin: The conductor blew his whistle and waved his flag. The characters cheered.
  • Characters: Look out, big city, here we come!
  • George Carlin: And the cavalcade puffed away. Later at the big city, all the characters were lined up in their splendid shed. Children were delighted to meet their friends.
  • Ash: I'm glad the little girl wrote to us.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Ash to Alex.
  • Ash: Isn't it wonderful what happiness a letter can bring?

Busy Going Backwards

  • Alec Baldwin: Peter Shepard was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see characters and coaches moving steadly forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Richie Foley.
  • Peter: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Richie. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
  • Terry: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry said. Peter felt sadder still. Richie wanted to help,
  • Richie: You're a really useful kid, Peter. You help me break and you keep my Beedrill in order when we go down hills.
  • Peter: I know, Mr. Richie, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
  • Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were cross with Peter.
  • Beedrill 1: Who he to started complaining?
  • Beedrill 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
  • Beedrill 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
  • Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were simply carried up their plan when they reach Terry's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
  • Beedrill: Ready, steady, go!
  • Alec Baldwin: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
  • Beedrill: We're making your wish come true, Peter! Follow the leader!
  • Alec Baldwin: Yelled the Beedrill. Peter was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
  • Beedrill: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
  • Alec Baldwin: Screamed the Beedrill. Suddenly, Peter found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Peter couldn't stop. Worst still, Peter now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Terry! The signalman change the points just in time.
  • Beedrill: On, on, faster!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried the Beedrill. Suddenly, he saw Raimundo pulling a long slow train.
  • Peter: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
  • Alec Baldwin: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
  • Raimundo: What was that?!
  • Alec Baldwin: Explained Raimundo. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
  • Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
  • Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
  • Peter: Help, help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Peter again. Peter saw some buffers.
  • Peter: Those were stop me.
  • Alec Baldwin: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
  • Peter: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
  • Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile Richie was racing to the rescue.
  • Richie: I must catch Peter. I must.
  • Alec Baldwin: Peter sped past Shaggy. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Peter and his Beedrill. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
  • (Peter falls into a muddy pool)
  • Peter: Stopped at last.
  • Alec Baldwin: Richie arrived and when he saw Peter, he can only smile.
  • Richie: A pond is the only place for a Peter I suppose.
  • Alec Baldwin: That night, Peter spoke to Richie.
  • Peter: I'm sorry, Mr. Richie, if I cause to any embarrasment.
  • Richie: That's all right, Peter. So what do you think of going fowards?
  • Peter: It was fun.
  • Alec Baldwin: Decided Peter.
  • Peter: But from now on, I'd be happy to looking forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.

Alex's Chocolate Crunch

  • Alec Baldwin: Steven's characters love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they stroll across the land of YTV. Alex often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other character, so showers are important to Alex. But Steven had bad news.
  • Steven: Due to a water shortage...
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: ...No character shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: He added and left. Alex was upset.
  • Alex: I get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He complained.
  • Alex: I need washdowns. Terry only does it to feel important.
  • Terry: I am important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry sniffed.
  • Terry: I'm an express character.
  • Raimundo: You're a poudy puffer, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Raimundo.
  • Alex: No, I'm not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wheeshed Alex and he chuffed away. Alex was loading Beedrill at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the Beedrill were being naughty. As Alex pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
  • Beedrill: On! On! On!
  • Alec Baldwin: They cried. Alex found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
  • Alex: Oh, no. (coughs)
  • Alec Baldwin: Coughed Alex.
  • Alex: I'm filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the Beedrill teased Alex even more.
  • Beedrill: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Rikochet's on our track.
  • Rikochet: Be quiet!
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex snapped. Alex arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
  • Alex: From now on I am only doing work where I wont get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Superman was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
  • Superman: Hello, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
  • Alex: Not again!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex.
  • Alex: I want a washdown.
  • Alex's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reminded his driver.
  • Alex: I want to be useful where I can't get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex huffed.
  • Alex's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Alex's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
  • Alex: Sugar.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
  • Alex: That's nice and clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex was pleased. Alex didn't know that earlier a leasky Beedrill had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Alex's feet just skidded on the oily rails.
  • Alex: Oh, no!
  • Alec Baldwin: Hooted Alex.
  • (Alex crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
  • Alex: Yuck!
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
  • Alex: I've never been this dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
  • Ash: You look good enough to eat.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash hooted.
  • Raimundo: Bon-bon Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Raimundo.
  • Shaggy: Choc-ice on wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chipped in Shaggy.
  • Terry: Disgraceful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry pompously.
  • Steven: Ahem.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Steven.
  • Steven: You had had a trying day, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Alex: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Alex from beneath the chocolate.
  • Steven: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
  • Alec Baldwin: He added.
  • Steven: You shall have your washdown.
  • Alex: Oh, sir.
  • Steven: And a new coat of paint.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex just beamed.

Special Hat

  • George Carlin: It was winter on the land of YTV. Froggo puffed nervously along the line. His hat had never been the same since his accident with some Beedrill. Now the biting wind was trying to blow it away.
  • Froggo: My hat feels wobbly.
  • George Carlin: He complained.
  • Froggo: I wish manager would hurry up with my new one. He says it would be something special.
  • Characters: You and your special funnel.
  • George Carlin: Laughed the other characters. The were fun to Froggo, but his special hat had become quite a joke. The winter wind grew worse. The rain came too turning hillside streams into torrents which threatened to wash the line away. Casey Matthews worked hard carrying workmen up and down the line. They were removing branches and trees so water could flow away. But one morning, Casey's driver brought bad news.
  • Casey's Driver: There's been a washout near the tunnel. The track bed had been swept away. We must repait the damage inmediately.
  • George Carlin: The important work took longer than it expected. As days went by, the weather changed. It became frosty and much colder. The workmen finished at last. Froggo was most careful as he took the morning train over the mended piece of track. Soon, he approached the tunnel. It was short and curved so his driver could not see right through it. Froggo was heading for trouble.
  • Froggo's Driver: There's something hanging from the roof.
  • George Carlin: Shouted his driver. Froggo came out of the tunnel a different looking character. He no longer had his hat.
  • Conductor: Here's what hit you, Froggo.
  • George Carlin: Called the conductor and he produced a think cold icicle. They set off again. But without his hat, the journey was very difficult. Then the fireman saw an old drain pipe lying beside the track.
  • Froggo's Fireman: We'll use that instead of your hat. At least it'll help control the smoke.
  • George Carlin: Froggo finished his journey with the drain pipe wired to his boiler. The other characters laughed and Gug sang a song about.
  • Gug: Froggo said again and again, his new hat will put ours to shame, went into a tunnel and lost his old hat now his famous new hat's a drain.
  • George Carlin: The teasing continue until at last the day came when his new hat arrived. Steven proudly presented it.
  • Froggo: Oh dear, someone squashed it.
  • George Carlin: Said Froggo. But Steven laughed.
  • Steven: Don't worry, Froggo. This hat is something special indeed. You'll soon see.
  • George Carlin: Froggo's new hat had special pipes which made puffing much easier.
  • Froggo: I feel stronger than ever before.
  • George Carlin: He hummed. Even Gug was impressed.
  • Gug: I can't understand it. Froggo just seems to stroll along the line. He makes work look so easy.
  • George Carlin: The characters don't laugh at Froggo's hat now. They wished they had one like it.

Raimundo and The Trouble With Trees

  • Alec Baldwin: Ash Ketchum had been working in the graveyard all day. The Pokemon Trainer was covered in black soot.
  • Ash's Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Ash.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Ash: Bother!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say I look silly.
  • Alec Baldwin: But the characters were too busy arguing to notice Ash. Raimundo was talking loudest of all.
  • Raimundo: I deserve a new coat of paint. Steven says I'm the pride of the line and...
  • Shaggy: Rubbish!
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Alex: It's been like this all day.
  • Alec Baldwin: Confided Alex to Ash.
  • Alex: Raimundo is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Ash: Why, Raimundo! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • Raimundo: I rather not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Retorted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash was fuming. Next morning as Raimundo was being repainted, Shaggy had an accident.
  • (Shaggy causes the Beedrill to derail)
  • Raimundo: If you can't push Beedrill properly, Shaggy, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
  • Shaggy: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Steven is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • Raimundo: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Laughed Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: If I came upon a tree I just push it aside.
  • Shaggy: Really!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Shaggy replied. Soon, Raimundo was showing off his paintwork.
  • Raimundo: Make way for an important character.
  • Alex: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reproached Alex.
  • Raimundo: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Freakazoid: You should be careful, Raimundo. Trees can be just as powerful as characters.
  • Alec Baldwin: Adviced Freakazoid.
  • Raimundo: Oh please! Now excuse me, Steven needs me to pull the express.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he huffed away. But Raimundo was wrong.
  • Steven: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train Raimundo. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
  • Raimundo: But, sir, I've just been repainted. Can't Ash and Alex do it? They're dirty and like working with Beedrill.
  • Steven: Really useful characters don't argue.
  • Alec Baldwin: So Raimundo didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Beedrill: Your color's nice, Raimundo. Pity about your face though.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a Beedrill. Raimundo ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a dificult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • (Raimundo sees the tree ahead and comes to a halt)
  • Raimundo: Oh help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Go away!
  • Alec Baldwin: But of course, the tree couldn't. Raimundo tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • Raimundo's Driver: It's Ash.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called his driver. Raimundo felt embarrased and worried that Ash would laugh at him, but Ash didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Ash: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Alec Baldwin: Whistled Ash.
  • Raimundo: So am I.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: As ready as I'll ever be.
  • Alec Baldwin: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Alec Baldwin: Later, Raimundo spoke to Ash.
  • Raimundo: Alex and Freakazoid were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Ash.
  • Ash: Oh, that's all right. We characters have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Alec Baldwin: Just then, Kevin bustled in.
  • Kevin: Steven thinks you're both brave characters. Ash, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and Raimundo, Steven says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Alec Baldwin: Everyone was very happy.

Dunkin' Buzz

  • Alec Baldwin: Casey, Buster and Rikochet chugged cheerfully through the YTV countryside. The characters were going to help Buzz with an important job at the incline railway. The characters enjoyed working at the incline railway. They like the way the loaded slate Beedrill rolled down the incline pulling the empty slate Beedrill up. But they are always careful. Buzz doesn't like working at the incline railway. He is always impatient to get back at the junction. This makes him careless and gets him in a lot of trouble. Casey hoped Buzz would stay out of trouble today, but he was already in too much of a hurry.
  • Buzz: I'm a plain speaking kid.
  • Alec Baldwin: Gruffed Buzz.
  • Buzz: So collect your slate Beedrill and be quick about it.
  • Alec Baldwin: And off he steamed.
  • Buster: Bossy boots.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Buster.
  • Rikochet: Pushy puffer.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Rikochet. They didn't like Buzz telling them what to do.
  • Casey: He just wants to get back to the bustle of the junction.
  • Alec Baldwin: Casey said. Buzz wanted everyone to work faster.
  • Buzz: You're supposed to be helping me.
  • Alec Baldwin: He grumbled.
  • Buzz: But you're as slow as snails.
  • Casey: We're proper engines.
  • Alec Baldwin: Casey huffed crossly.
  • Casey: We followed the rules.
  • Buster: We can't send up more than four slate Beedrill at a time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Buster.
  • Buzz: Then work faster.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Buzz impatiently. Later that day, Buzz was working at the incline.
  • Buzz: I'll show you how fast a really useful character can work.
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz called as he hastily biffed one slate Beedrill into another and then another. Soon, Buzz had his four slate Beedrill.
  • Buzz: Nothing to it!
  • Alec Baldwin: He boasted to Casey.
  • Casey: Those slate Beedrill will pay you back.
  • Alec Baldwin: Warned Casey.
  • Casey: Slate cars don't like to be biffed.
  • Buzz: I can handle slate cars.
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried. The three little characters could see Buzz was not going to listen. They carefully chuffed away from the incline with their slate Beedrill full of slate. Buzz was so impatient he became even more careless.
  • Buzz: I'll show that smelly kid and those lazy steamers.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said to his driver.
  • Buzz's Driver: Careful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Cautioned his driver.
  • Buzz's Driver: You're asking for trouble.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he got it. Buzz didn't notice his chain was tangled in the coupling of the slate Beedrill in front of him. Suddenly, he was being pulled up the track by the empty slate Beedrill.
  • Buzz: Bouncing bogies!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried.
  • Buzz: It's got me!
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz's driver jumped clear. Casey returned to see Buzz being pulled up the incline.
  • Casey: I tried to warn him.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Casey.
  • Casey's Driver: He never listens.
  • Alec Baldwin: The little kid's driver said. The chain pulling Buzz's slate Beedrill couldn't hold the weight. It suddenly snapped. Buzz plummeted down the incline.
  • Buzz: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: He yelled.
  • (Buzz falls into a pond)
  • Buzz: Glub, glub, glub.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Buzz: Bluggle my bloiler.
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz felt foolish and very wet. When Steven arrived, he spoke severly to Buzz.
  • Steven: You have not been a responsible character.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: Your impatience has caused confusion and delay and you owe these characters in apology.
  • Buzz: Sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Buzz said to Casey, Buster and Rikochet.
  • Steven: Once you have been repaired.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
  • Steven: You will work at the incline until you learned to be patient and careful.
  • Buzz: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Buzz.

Bad Day At Castle Loch

  • Michael Brandon: It was a beautiful day on the land of YTV. Ozzy and Drix are cells. They enjoy working on Steven's railway. But sometimes, they longed for Scotland, their old home. One day, Steven called them to the docks.
  • Steven: Lord Callan's castle was finally reopening. There is to be a grand celebration tomorrow. I need you to take the banners, buntings and bagpipes to the castle. Billy, you must load them straight away.
  • Billy: Yes, sir.
  • Michael Brandon: Chuffed Billy. The cells were excited. Going to Lord Callan's castle would be like going home again. Soon, Billy had finished loading the freight.
  • Alex: Where are you going?
  • Michael Brandon: Asked Alex.
  • Ozzy: Lord Callan's castle.
  • Michael Brandon: Ozzy proudly announced.
  • Billy: By Castle Loch.
  • Alex: I'm glad I'm not going to Castle Loch.
  • Michael Brandon: Wheeshed Alex nervously.
  • Drix: Scared the monster might get ya.
  • Michael Brandon: Teased Drix.
  • Ozzy: You might.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Ozzy.
  • Drix: There's no monster.
  • Ozzy: There is too.
  • Drix: There is not.
  • Ozzy: It's too.
  • Drix: It's not.
  • Ozzy: It's too.
  • Michael Brandon: Lord Callan's castle is in Misty Valley. Ozzy and Drix were determined to get the important goods to the castle in time. They puffed proudly along the loch towards their destination.
  • Ozzy: There it is!
  • Michael Brandon: Cried Ozzy.
  • Drix: We're almost there!
  • Michael Brandon: Shouted Drix. But there was trouble ahead, trees had fallen across the line. Ozzy and Drix stopped just in time. Then, suddenly, there was a loud crash. The break van had been hit by the landslide and come off the rails. They were stuck.
  • Ozzy's Driver: We could take the causeway.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Ozzy's Driver. Drix's Driver knew the causeway was old and rickety.
  • Drix's Driver: It's too dangerous.
  • Michael Brandon: He said. The cells were worried.
  • Ozzy: We'll never get to the castle now.
  • Michael Brandon: Chuffed Ozzy.
  • Ozzy's Driver: I'll call for help.
  • Tailor: Splendid outfit, sir.
  • Michael Brandon: Steven was trying on his present for Lord Callan when he heard the news.
  • Steven: Ozzy and Drix trapped by the loch?
  • Michael Brandon: He said.
  • Steven: I'll send help as soon as I can.
  • Michael Brandon: But the hours passed. It grew dark and cold and still no help had come. Suddenly, the cells spotted something strange through the mist.
  • Ozzy: What's that!?
  • Michael Brandon: Called Ozzy.
  • Drix: Is it the monster!?
  • Michael Brandon: Cried Drix.
  • Ozzy: For sure it is.
  • Michael Brandon: Answered Ozzy.
  • Billy: It's not a monster, it's us.
  • Michael Brandon: It was Billy and the breakdown crane. Ozzy and Drix were relieved. By morning, the lines were cleared. Ozzy and Drix hurried off to the castle. Lord Callan's workers were waiting to unload the Beedrill. Soon, the castle was decorated. The grand opening was a great success. Lord Callan was pleased.
  • Lord Callan: A splendid pair of characters.
  • Steven: And very useful.
  • Michael Brandon: Added Steven.
  • Ozzy and Drix: Och aye!
  • Michael Brandon: Agreed the cells.

Malinda Doe

  • Alec Baldwin: Ash Ketchum enjoys taking specials. Today, he was bringing a special to Brendam Docks. His load was to go onto the cargo ship. The ship was scheduled to depart at sundown. Ash had to get to the docks before then. But the load was very heavy. So Ash puffed as hard as he could. He pulled so hard he broke his coupling rods. He wasn't going anywhere.
  • Ash: Oh, dear!
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash said.
  • Ash: I'll be late.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver saw an old shed near the track.
  • Driver: If there's a telephone in there I could call for help.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Ash: Hurry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: And be careful. It looks spooky.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then a voice boomed from inside the shed.
  • Malinda: Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash hoped it wasn't a ghost, then his driver appeared.
  • Ash: Is it a ghost?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash nervously.
  • Driver: It's a surprise.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver teased. Then the fireman took some of Ash's coal and headed off to the shed.
  • Driver: She can get us to the fitter's yard.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Fireman: If her boiler holds.
  • Alec Baldwin: Added the fireman anxiously.
  • Ash: What kind of surprise is that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash wondered.
  • Driver: Ash, meet Malinda.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. At last the doors opened and out chuffed a dirty grimy girl.
  • Malinda: So you're the little puffer that's broken down.
  • Alec Baldwin: She sniffed. Ash was cross.
  • Ash: And you're just an old girl.
  • Alec Baldwin: He retorted.
  • Malinda: That would be vintage girl.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Malinda.
  • Malinda: And I haven't much time for your coupling rods.
  • Alec Baldwin: The driver was concerned. Malinda was making awful grinding sounds.
  • Driver: She's not built for hills.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said anxiously.
  • Driver: You're losing steam.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called.
  • Malinda: Just catching my breath.
  • Alec Baldwin: Malinda chuffed. And finally, she made it. When Malinda returned with Ash's coupling rods, she was pleased with herself.
  • Malinda: And next time don't be so careless.
  • Alec Baldwin: She scolded. Ash thought Malinda was the rudest girl he ever met. But he was happy to get his new coupling rods. Ash made it to the docks just in time.
  • Steven: What took you so long?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven. Ash told him about his broken coupling rods. He wanted to tell how rude Malinda was when she rolled up.
  • Malinda: Oh, it's you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda looking down at Steven.
  • Malinda: Have you learned to drive properly yet.
  • Ash: She's in trouble now.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash to his driver.
  • Steven: Malinda.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven fountly.
  • Steven: My first girl. I thought you have been lost.
  • Alec Baldwin: They were old friends. It was too much for Ash. Then Malinda told Steven how she'd been left in the shed for years. Steven had been so pleased Malinda had been found. He asked Jem Cole to restore her to her original beauty. And soon Malinda had a rich dark color with gleaming coach works.
  • Steven: You're the grandest girl in the whole railway.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
  • Malinda: I know.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda even more proudly. And Ash had to agreed she did look grand.

Alex and The Haunted Mine

  • Alec Baldwin: In the summertime, the branch line stationmasters enjoy a friendly competition for the most beautiful station on the land of YTV. The characters love to help too. One evening Steven came to the sheds.
  • Steven: I want Alex to collect some flower bushes from Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Steven: They're at Maithwaithe.
  • Alex: Maithwaithe?
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex said.
  • Alex: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: He added nervously. Alex chuffed anxiously through the thickening fog. He doesn't like travelling to Maithwaithe at night. The line passes through a junction next to a spooky old quarry mine. Alex hoped the signal at the junction would be green. He didn't want to stop next to the mine. But the signal was red. He had to stop. Suddenly he saw something.
  • Alex: Bouncing buffers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex. His driver hadn't seen the old chimney sink into the ground. The signal changed. Alex was so scared, he steamed away as fast as he could. The next day, Alex was telling Ozzy and Drix about the disappearing chimney.
  • Ozzy: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Ozzy.
  • Drix: We fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Drix.
  • Drix: It's legend. They steal your wheels and filch your funnels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex didn't want to believe them, but he wasn't sure. Steven was waiting for Alex at Dryaw Station.
  • Steven: I want you to collect some Beedrill from the abandoned mine.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Alex: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex answered. But he really didn't want to go there again. Alex hoped he wouldn't see anything else disappear. He slipped into the sidings and buffered up to the Beedrill.
  • Alex: Spooky.
  • Alec Baldwin: Stammered Alex. Suddenly, another building at the old mine sank into the ground.
  • Alex's Driver: What was that?!
  • Alec Baldwin: Shouted his driver.
  • Alex: Double bouncing buffers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Shrieked Alex. He was so scared, he lurched forward and rammed the freight car.
  • Alex: Naughty gnomes!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex. He steamed away faster than before, all the way back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Alex's driver told Steven what they had seen.
  • Alex: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex.
  • Alex: They like to cause trouble. It's legend.
  • Steven: Nonsense.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: The old buildings are collapsing at empty mine shafts. That's all.
  • Alex: But I saw the gnomes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Protested Alex.
  • Steven: Of course you did.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: Garden gnomes.
  • Alex: Garden gnomes?
  • Steven: To decorate Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
  • Steven: They're not scary. Garden gnomes bring good luck.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he ordered Alex to return immediately and get them. Alex was scared, but he knew he had to be responsible. So he carried on.
  • Alex: I'm not scared, I'm not scared.
  • Alec Baldwin: He waited for something else spooky to happen. But it didn't and Steven was right. The garden gnomes weren't scary at all. His driver and fireman had collected the gnomes and Alex took them straight back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Later that week, the stationmanster thanked Alex.
  • Stationmanster: We wouldn't have won our competition without your garden gnomes, Alex.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex was very proud.
  • Alex: You were right, sir, naughty gnomes can be lucky after all.

Kevin The Really Useful Game Master

  • Alec Baldwin: The characters on the land of YTV are good at different things. Terry is a very good express, Alex is good at carrying the mail and when Kevin is not hauling Beedrill, he is very good at being a back character. When characters have heavy loads, Kevin buffers up behind and helps push. But Kevin is old. Some characters think this makes him unreliable.
  • Terry: Kevin is a useless old steam-pot.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry sniffed.
  • Terry: He should be retired.
  • Alex: But he doesn't have tires.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex said.
  • Ash: Retired.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Means taken out of service.
  • Terry: And not a moment too soon.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry. And the other big characters agreed with him, but Alex was very upset. Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Alex told him about Kevin.
  • Alex: The big characters don't think he's useful anymore.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said. Alex's driver saw Steven and told him what Alex had said.
  • Steven: I will attend to the matter immediately.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Steven. Steven had a plan.
  • Steven: The new loop line is completed.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said to Kevin.
  • Steven: I want you to teach Yoshi how to run it properly.
  • Kevin: But sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: He asked.
  • Kevin: Who will look after the Beedrill?
  • Steven: Virgil will do your work.
  • Alec Baldwin: Steven replied. When the other characters heard Virgil was going to help them, they were pleased.
  • Shaggy: Virgil is very reliable.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Shaggy.
  • Terry: It makes no difference to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry pompously.
  • Terry: I don't need a back character.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he wheeshed away. Kevin enjoyed working with Yoshi. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside. But Virgil was not happy. The Beedrill were playing their silly games.
  • Beedrill: Virgil should play with other ducks cause he's no good at pulling Beedrill. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Hold back, hold back.
  • Alec Baldwin: They giggled. Virgil found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Terry's Hill, his wheels stopped all together. Virgil was stuck.
  • Virgil's Driver: Oh, no.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Virgil's Driver: This is Terry's line.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry's guard phoned the signalman to warn him.
  • Signalman: It's too late to switch Terry to the middle line.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You'll have to flag him down.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry saw the guard.
  • Terry: If I stop on this hill, I'll never get started again.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said crossly and he buffered up to Virgil. Terry tried to set off again, but his feet spun and spun.
  • Terry's Driver: It's no use. We need a back engine.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the driver.
  • Terry's Driver: I'll send for Kevin.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry was cross. Kevin was excited. He was going to be a back engine for two trains. Kevin cheerfully buffered up and the strange train set off. They chuffed gently into the station.
  • Boy: Look at that!
  • Alec Baldwin: Laughed a boy.
  • Boy: The back character must be the strongest and the best.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry was embarrassed. Steven spoke severly to Terry.
  • Steven: You have set rude things about Kevin. He proved today that he is useful reliable and very helpful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry felt very ashamed. The next morning, Terry apologized.
  • Terry: Thank you for helping me Kevin.
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Terry.
  • Terry: You really are a useful game master.
  • Kevin: It's good to be back.
  • Alec Baldwin: Kevin chuffed happily. Steven's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Kevin retiring.

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