Ash and The Stinky Cheese is an Ash & Friends Spoof to Thomas and The Stinky Cheese.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Al Smith as James (Yuri Lowenthal)
  3. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  4. Morton Koopa Jr. as Arry (Phil LaMarr)
  5. Roy Koopa as Bert (Jason Marsden)
  6. Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  7. King Bowser Koopa as Cranky (Harvey Atkin)


  • Michael Brandon: Ash and The Stinky Cheese. TV Land is beautiful all year round. In the summer, the hedges are full of brightly-colored birds, the fields are full of animals, and the smell of wild flowers fills the air. Ash was at the coaling plant. He was shunting freight cars with Ken, Morton and Roy. Ash didn't like working with villains. And the villains didn't like working with Ash.
  • Ken: The problem with working with heroes is that they are much too stinky.
  • Morton: And Ash is the most stinky hero ever.
  • Michael Brandon: Ken, Morton and Roy laughed and laughed.
  • Ash: It's not heroes who are stinky.
  • Michael Brandon: Ash puffed crossly.
  • Ash: It's the villains.
  • Michael Brandon: Just then Steven arrived at the yard.
  • Steven: Ash, I need you to go to the dairy. There is a delivery waiting for you there.
  • Michael Brandon: Ash was happy to be away from the villains. He was pleased to be going to the dairy.
  • Ash: Maybe I will be taking cream to the chocolate factory.
  • Michael Brandon: He tooted. But when Ash arrived at the dairy, his Beedrill were full of stinky cheese.
  • Ash: Yuck!
  • Michael Brandon: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: That's the stinkiest cheese I have ever smelled.
  • Dairy Foreman: You must take it to the docks before the ship leaves.
  • Michael Brandon: Said the dairy foreman. Ash buffered up. Then he puffed to the docks with the stinky cheese.
  • Ash: Bust my buffers.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Everyone will smell this cheese for miles.
  • Michael Brandon: Ash saw Ken waiting at a junction.
  • Ash: Oh, no.
  • Michael Brandon: Moaned Ash.
  • Ash: If Ken smells how stinky I am, he'll tell everyone that I really am the stinkiest character on the land. And I don't want everyone to think I'm stinky.
  • Michael Brandon: He puffed. Ash backed quickly along the track.
  • Signalman: Ash stop!
  • Michael Brandon: The signalman called.
  • Signalman: If you go that way, you'll be late.
  • Michael Brandon: But Ash had already gone. Ash raced through the countryside.
  • Ash: No one will smell how stinky I am now.
  • Michael Brandon: He chuffed. But then Ash saw Morton waiting in a siding.
  • Ash: Oh, no, it's Morton.
  • Michael Brandon: Moaned Ash.
  • Ash: I can't let him smell how stinky I am.
  • Michael Brandon: So Ash backed quickly away. And turned left at the next junction. Next, Ash saw Roy. So this time he turned right.
  • Ash: Wherever I go there are villains.
  • Michael Brandon: Chuffed Ash. Ash puffed backwards and forwards across the island. He wanted to stay away from Ken, Morton and Roy. But then there was trouble.
  • Ash: Oh, no.
  • Michael Brandon: Groaned Ash.
  • Ash: I'm back at the dairy, right where I started.
  • Michael Brandon: Suddenly, Ash saw Morton rumbling towards him. Ash backed away as fast as he could. But he didn't see Roy pulling up behind him. Ash bumped into Roy! And the stinky cheese shot into the air and splattered down all over Ash, Roy and Morton.
  • Morton: Now we're really stinky.
  • Michael Brandon: Moaned Morton.
  • Roy: The most stinky characters ever.
  • Michael Brandon: Groaned Roy. Morton and Roy rushed straight to the wash-down. Ash wanted to go to the wash down, too, but Ash's cheese was all over the track.
  • Ash: What am I going to do?
  • Michael Brandon: He puffed sadly. Then the dairy foreman arrived.
  • Dairy Foreman: Ash, there is another cheese load ready at the dairy. But you'll have to puff quickly.
  • Michael Brandon: Said the foreman.
  • Dairy Foreman: The boat is waiting for you.
  • Michael Brandon: Soon Ash was racing to the docks with a new delivery of cheese. Ash could smell the stinky cheese.
  • Ash: Phew.
  • Michael Brandon: He wheeshed. But he knew he had to carry on.
  • Ash: Must get to the docks, must get to the docks.
  • Michael Brandon: He chuffed.
  • Al: Oh, yuck, what a smelly delivery.
  • Michael Brandon: Wheeshed Al as he passed. Even though his friends could smell the stinky cheese, Ash chuffed on. When he arrived at the docks, Ken was there being unloaded.
  • Ken: Pee-yew. You really are the stinkiest hero on land, Ash.
  • Michael Brandon: He oiled.
  • Dockworkers: Ash has brought the stinky cheese!
  • Michael Brandon: Cheered the dockworkers.
  • Steven: Well done, Ash.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Steven.
  • Steven: Land cheese is famous for being really stinky. And this is the most stinky land cheese I have ever smelled. You are a really useful trainer.
  • Ash: Thank you, sir.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Ash.
  • Steven: Now go to the wash-down.
  • Michael Brandon: Added Steven. Just then, Morton and Roy arrived at the docks. They were shiny, clean and fresh from the wash-down.
  • Steven: Ken, Morton and Roy.
  • Michael Brandon: Boomed Steven.
  • Steven: Now you can shunt the stinky cheese.
  • Morton, Ken and Roy: Oh, no.
  • Michael Brandon: Groaned Morton, Ken and Roy.
  • Ash: Pee-yew.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Ash.
  • Ash: What a stink!

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