• Asterix as Jim Lehrer
  • Obelix as Judy Woodruff
  • Panacea as Dog Wag
  • Mrs. Geriatrix as Gwen Ifill
  • Viralstatistix as Robert MacNeil
  • Cacofonix as Margaret Warner

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