- Asterix as Jim Lehrer
- Obelix as Judy Woodruff
- Panacea as Dog Wag
- Mrs. Geriatrix as Gwen Ifill
- Viralstatistix as Robert MacNeil
- Cacofonix as Margaret Warner
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