Asteroid Cowboys is the Silly Song from Cartoons in Space: The Fennel Frontier


  • Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
  • SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd
  • Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus


  • Narator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song.
  • Singers: Asteroid! Asteroid! Asteroid! Asteroid Cowboys!
  • Sheen: Yehaw! Oh, my little rocky dogie, Your orbit has be stirred. Don’t you dare be sneaking out, Gotta get back to the herd. It’s lonely out in outer space, They say it never ends. I know you’ll feel much better Back here with all your friends!
  • Sheen, Timmy and SpongeBob: Home, home, out in space. Keeping them asteroids in place! And here they’ll all stay, But if one gets away We’ll dig in our spurs And give chase!
  • Sheen: Let's go get it, boys! On my trusty rocket horsey, So swiftly do I ride. I blaze a trail with fiery tale; My posse at my side!
  • Timmy and SpongeBob: Yeah, we’re his asteroid posse. We roam the Milky Way!
  • Sheen, Timmy and SpongeBob: We lasso up them asteroidsIf any go astray!
  • SpongeBob: (Screaming)
  • Timmy: Didn't see that comin'.
  • Sheen: Home, home, out in space. Keeping them asteroids in place! Oh, we gotta take care, ‘Cuz without any air The vacuum will suck out your face! Can do that on earth!
  • SpongeBob: Actually, it kinda hurts when I do that.
  • Sheen: C'mon, boys! That's a big one!
  • Timmy: I think it might be a lil' too big!
  • Sheen: Giddy up posse! Just one more today! Why do I chase these asteroids? I suppose it’s just my thing. Big or small, I’ll rope them all, So yippie kay yay, I sing! Yehaw!
  • SpongeBob: Whoppie Ti Yo there, Cowboy!
  • Timmy: You’d better pull back soon!
  • Timmy and SpongeBob: You’re having fun, but cut and run Or you’ll run into that…Moon!
  • Sheen: Ow. Sleeping out under the stars. So much beauty out here to admire.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, the ground’s never damp...
  • Timmy: But when we set up camp...
  • Sheen, Timmy and SpongeBob: It’s impossible to light a fire!
  • Sheen: I think it might be that no air thing again.
  • Timmy: Yeah.
  • SpongeBob: You know... You can't roast marshmallow on earth.
  • Timmy: I wanna be a cowboy on earth.
  • SpongeBob: (Yelling) Me too!
  • Singers: Asteroid cowboys in space! Keeping them asteroids in place.
  • Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Sheen. Tune in next time to hear Sheen say...
  • Sheen: C'mon guys! Ya can't do this on earth!

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