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Astonishing Wigs is a COZI Toons Spoof to the VeggieTales song featured in Princess and The Pop Star. It is covered by Terry McGinnis (from Batman Beyond) as he shows us a history of wig fashion. Sarah LaFont, Ozzy Jones, and Raimundo Pedrosa are Madam Blueberry, Jimmy Gourd, and Mr. Lunt, with Kevin Keene as Larry The Cucumber. Rainer, Sparky and Pyro also star as the Pigs in Wigs.

Cast

  1. Terry McGinnis as Archibald Asparagus (Will Friedle)
  2. Sarah LaFont as Madam Blueberry (Kelly Sheridan)
  3. Ozzy Jones as Jimmy Gourd (Phil LaMarr)
  4. Raimundo Pedrosa as Mr. Lunt (Tom Kenny)
  5. Rainer as Pig 1 (Maddie Blaustein)
  6. Sparky as Pig 2 (Matthew Mitler)
  7. Pyro as Pig 3 (Matthew Mitler)
  8. Kevin Keene as Larry The Cucumber (Matt Hill)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Ash Ketchum announcing it)
  • Ash: And now, it's time for an installment in the history of fashion with Terry McGinnis, the part of the show where Terry McGinnis comes out and shares a lesson in the history of fashion.
  • Terry: In the olden days, the biggest craze With the folks who lived back then Of the bourgeoisie, an accessory For the women and the men Not pants or shirt, nor blouse or skirt, or anything made from thread But woven hair from horse or bear Situated on the head
  • Sarah: Our astonishing wigs
  • Ozzy: They're enormously big
  • Raimundo: We love our astonishing wigs
  • All three: Astonishing wigs (2x) Do you like our astonishing wigs?
  • Terry: From most famous queens of greatest means to the lowly duchess fair Ran a common thread upon the head for those unhappy with their hair Now you can bet that even pets and livestock would confer So wigs they took to improve the look of their bristles and their fur
  • (The Three Pigs come in)
  • Sparky: Our astonishing wigs
  • Rainer: They're enormously big
  • Pyro: We love our astonishing wigs
  • All three: Astonishing wigs (2x) Do you like our astonishing wigs? (Rainer oinks) We are the pigs in wigs Yes our locks are very big And we squeal without a care in our artificial hair
  • Rainer: Our hearts are most enthralled
  • Sparky: Since pigs like us our bald
  • All three: So we'll sing and we'll smile and we'll proudly flaunt the style of our astonishing wigs (Sparky oinks)
  • Terry: And so it's said this fashion spread from the lofty to the low From prince to pig, the look was big and continued thus to grow Hence girls and boys would dress their toys in manufactured mops Then bushes and trees soon too would see small wigs upon the tops Ha!
  • Sarah: Our astonishing wigs
  • Ozzy: They're enormously big
  • Raimundo: We love our astonishing wigs
  • (The Three Pigs come in)
  • All six: Astonishing wigs (2x) Do you like our astonishing wigs? (Sparky oinks)
  • Sarah and Ozzy: These are our twigs in wigs
  • Ozzy and Raimundo: Yes their locks are very big
  • Three Pigs: And they dance without a care in their artificial hair
  • Ozzy: We don't panic
  • Raimundo: If their hair gets problematic
  • Sarah: We just sit back and smile
  • Sparky: For the fabricated style
  • Sarah, Ozzy and Raimundo: Of our...
  • All six: Of our...
  • (Archibald joins in)
  • All: Astonishing wigs (Pigs repeat the chorus)
  • (music ends with Sparky oinking, then Kevin shows up)
  • Kevin: So you think I'M silly?
  • Terry: Well..., yes.
  • The Announcer: This has been an installment in the History of Fashion with Terry. Tune in next time to hear Terry say...
  • Terry: So then, after awhile wigs went out of fashion and everyone turned to bell bottoms.
  • (The Three Pigs have bells attached to their tails, and ringing them)
  • Keviny: Oh, brother...
  • Chorus: Our astonishing wigs

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