• Rod as Bert
  • Nicky as Ernie


Nicky: Rod? Hey, Rod? Rod?

Rod: Nicky, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.

Nicky: Hey, Rod, did you ever think about all the things you like?

Rod: Well sure, Nicky, but not now, huh?

Nicky: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Rod.

Rod: Nicky, I'm trying to sleep.

Nicky: Oh come on, Rod, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one.

Rod: Alright, Nicky, I'll try.
(sung) I like paper clips

Nicky: Paper clips?

Rod: Paper clips!
I like bottle caps

Nicky: Bottle caps?

Rod: Bottle caps!
I love pigeons, yeah

Nicky: Pigeons?

Rod: Love pigeons, oh, yes I do

Nicky: Well, Rod, you know
I don't really like any of those things
But I like you

Rod: Aw, Nicky

Nicky: I like playing jokes

Rod: Playing jokes.

Nicky: Playing jokes!
Love my rubber duck

Rod: Rubber duck.

Nicky: Rubber duckie!
I like bubble gum

Rod: Bubble gum.

Nicky: Bubble gum! Yes I do

Rod: Well now, Nicky
I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things
But I like you

Nicky: I like to lie awake
In bed at night and talk to you

Rod: Yeah, I know
I like to say goodnight and go to sleep

Nicky: I like to go and see the big hippopotamus in the zoo

Rod: Hey, Nicky, you know what?

Nicky: What, Rod?

Rod: I like that, too!

Nicky: I like jelly beans

Rod: Jelly beans?

Nicky: Jelly beans!

Rod: I like lentil soup

Nicky: Lentil soup?

Rod: Yeah!
I like a marching band

Nicky: I like a music box

Rod and Nicky: Yes I do

Nicky: But though I don't always like everything

Rod: That I like

Rod and Nicky: Still I like you

Rod: Though I'm not too crazy about your rubber duckie

Nicky: Though I don't love pigeons

Rod and Nicky: Still we're awfully lucky
'Cause I like you

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