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Avenue Q/If I Didn't Have You (from Monsters, Inc.)

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Cast

  • Trekkie Monster as Sulley
  • Princeton as Mike Wazowski

Lyrics

Trekkie Monster: If me were a rich man
With a million or two

Princeton: I'd live in a penthouse
In a room, with a view


Sulley: And if me were handsome
(Princeton: No way)
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'


Princeton: Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied

(Trekkie Monster: You green with it)
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?

(Trekkie Monster: Yes me know, me know, me know)

Princeton: I must admit it, big guy
You always come through
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you


Princeton and Trekkie Monster: You and me together
That's how it
Always should be

One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me
Ya


Trekkie Monster: Me wouldn't be nothin'
(Aw now)
If me didn't have you
To serve


Princeton: I'm just
A punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this

Sometimes
I get a little blue

(Trekkie Monster: Looks good on you)
But I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you


Trekkie Monster: Let's dance (Princeton: Ha, ha)
Princeton: Look, Ma, I'm dancin'
Would you let me lead?

Look at
That's it two big guys
Who are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me
Don't you dare dip me
Don't you dare dip me
Ow, I should have stretched


Trekkie Monster: Yes, me wouldn't be nothin'
If me didn't have you

(Princeton: I know what you mean, Trekkie, because)

I wouldn't know
Where to go

(Trekkie Monster: Me too because me)
Or know, what to do

(Princeton: Why do you keep singin' my part?)
Princeton: and Trekkie Monster: I don't have to say it
(Trekkie Monster: Aw, say it anyway)
Princeton: and Trekkie Monster: Cause we both know
It's true

I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'

If me didn't have
Me wouldn't have nothin'
If me didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If me didn't have
Youuuuu!


Princeton: One more time! Big one!

Trekkie Monster: Don't have to say it
Princeton: Where'd everybody come from?
Trekkie Monster: Oh, we both know it's true
Princeton: Let's take it home, big guy

Princeton: and Trekkie Monster: I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'

If me didn't have
Me wouldn't have nothin'
If me didn't have


Princeton: You, you, you
A-E-I-O
That means you
Ya!

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