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Characters in BJ ScreamsEdit

  • Mark Hamill (!!!)
  • BJ
  • BJ's Mom
  • BJ's Dad
  • Barney
  • Baby Bop
  • Shadow the Hedgehog
  • Konnichiku
  • ASCII Express
  • PBS guy
  • Judge

PlotEdit

One day, BJ and his parents went to the video store, He saw a Thomas and Friends Spills and Chills and Other Thomas Thrills VHS tape. His parents tries to get him one but BJ started to cry and throws a tantrum. BJ's parents drag him out of the store and they locked him in his room for his punishment. The next morning, BJ and the parents went to the toy store, He saw a retired Thomas train Sawmill Log Car his parents refused to get him one. His parents say "NO!", BJ starts throwing a big tantrum again, so he is punished and locked up in his room, Barney consoles his problem. Then, He was cross with BJ's parents by punishing them in his room. And then the stupid, sperg part of it ends and the real fun comes in.

TranscriptEdit

  • Mark Hamill: One day, BJ and his parents went to a VHS store, he saw a Thomas And Friends Spills and Chills and Other Thomas Thrills VHS tape, then it happened.
  • BJ: May I have that VHS tape?
  • BJ's Mom: No, BJ!
  • BJ's Dad: Never ever!
  • Mark Hamill: And after that, BJ threw a loud temper tantrum, and he started to cry!
  • BJ: But! But! BWAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!! BWaaaaaaaaah!!!!! I want that Chuck E Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 tape, Pleeeeaaaaassse!!!!!!!!!
  • BJ'S Parents: Aw Be quiet BJ!!!!
  • BJ: [Cries some more when his parents drag him out of the store, BJ sobs and bawls behind]
  • BJ's Dad: (enraged) You will be grounded if you keep up this behavior!!!!!!
  • Mark Hamill: BJ and his angry parents left the VHS Store while BJ cried and sobbed in their car. But when they got home, they sent BJ up to his dark room for punishment.
  • BJ: AWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! It's too late to get that VHS Tape, Too Late!!!!!!!
  • Mark Hamill: And BJ cried and whined even more. The next day, BJ and his Family went to a toy store, but just when they got in ,BJ got the gimmie gleam right in his eyes!
  • BJ: WOWOWOOW!!!!! Look at all these Thomas Trains I Want That Sawmill Log Car! ! Can I have it?!? PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!
  • BJ's Mom: BJ, you have many Thomas Trains at home.
  • BJ's Dad [cut's in] Besides, those trains cost money.
  • BJ: BUT I WANT THAT SAWMILL LOG CAR NOW!!!!!!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!
  • BJ's Parents: (violently) BJ, CUT IT OUT!!!!!!
  • BJ:[Start's to sob and cry] [Sobs] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WANT THAT SAWMILL LOG CAR!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I, Want it NOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! [Keeps on crying and sobbing while BJ's Parents laugh at him]
  • BJ's Parents: (anger issues) If YOU ARE KEEPING THIS UP THEN ALL YOU WANT IS A SPANKING!!!!!!!!!
  • BJ: (gets spanked) AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! No! No! Nooooo!!!!!!!
  • Mark Hamill: His Parents were so disappointed and angry that they dragged BJ out of the store hard while he was bawling out his eyes behind. And they put him in his dark room again.
  • BJ: [Still crying and sobbing in his room] I'LL NEVER GET THAT SPILLS AND CHILLS TAPE OR THE SAWMILL LOG CAR!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MY MOM AND DAD'S FAULT!!!!
  • Barney: BJ, what's wrong?
  • BJ: All I wanted is the Spills & Chills tape or a Sawmill log car, but I tried to get one, but mommy and daddy punished me when I throw a tantrum.
  • Barney: Don't worry. I'll stop your parents from their anger and punishings.
  • BJ: You will?
  • Mark Hamill: Soon, Barney was very angry with BJ's parents.
  • Barney: BJ's Mom and Dad, you've got mad and punished BJ in his room too many times! For your punishment, you'll be in his room for two months!
  • BJ's Parents: Two months?! You can't be serious!
  • Barney: Yes, I Am!
  • Mark Hamill: Soon, BJ was out of his room. His parents apologized to him.
  • BJ's Mom: We're sorry we had punished you.
  • BJ's Dad: And, we thought your tantrums are bad, upsetting, disrupting and disgusting. But they are really emotional, matterful and okay.
  • BJ: Tantrums are now okay, emotional and matterful.
  • Mark Hamill: BJ's Parents began to bawl, sob, blubber and cry.
  • Mark Hamill: When Barney and BJ went upstairs and watched their new Thomas and Friends Spills and Chills VHS tape, his new Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 tape, and played with his Sawmill Log Car.
  • Barney: You put in the tape and press play.
  • BJ: Yes, Barney.
  • Mark Hamill: As for BJ's Parents, they learned their lesson that they will not punish BJ anymore. I think they deserved their punishment don't you?
  • Shadow: I don't think so.
  • BJ, his mom, his dad, and Barney: What?!
  • Shadow: This fanfic's a load of pathetic sperg scum. Tantrums are NOT okay, emotional or matterful. Everybody tries to be straight, but things are still unchanged.
  • BJ: Mommy, I'm scared!
  • BJ's Mom: We all are.
  • Shadow: Good. Be afraid, foolish reptile. Why, you're not as worthy of a challenge as the Biolizard!
  • BJ's Dad: But Barney told us tantrums were okay, emotional and matterful!
  • Shadow: They are not. They're bad, upsetting, disrupting and disgusting like you said before. You had every right to punish BJ. Besides, who would event want that VHS tape or toy? I'll tell you: Mere children, and SPERGS. Now as for Barney... I'm gonna take care of him. Remember my words from now on.
  • Mark Hamill: Shadow the Hedgehog met up with his two friends, Konnichiku and ASCII Express (the author of BarneySplat.)
  • Konnichiku: Shadow! You made it! Thanks for teaching those dumb dinosaurs a lesson. 
  • Shadow: How're we gonna end Barney?
  • ASCII Express: Send him to court and let the judge decide his death sentence.
  • Shadow: Got it. Time to take out the trash.
  • Mark Hamill: So they went over to PBS and told the big guys about what Shadow witnessed.
  • Shadow: Some sperg wrote a story where BJ throws a tantrum and gets grounded, and then Barney convinces his parents to unground him and that it's okay to throw tantrums! You should be ashamed of yourself. Your goal is to educate children. Barney's resulted in manchildren with no idea of the real world around them. I say you take Barney to court.
  • PBS guy: Unless you have more evidence, I'm not buying it. Especially since you're a talking anthropomorphic hedgehog.
  • ASCII Express: Oh yeah? Check out what Barney's done backstage!
  • Mark Hamill: ASCII Express showed a collection of photos he took when he snuck into the studio during taping one day. The actions they depicted were unspeakable. PBS was appalled.
  • PBS guy: WHAT?! We do NOT allow such behavior or acts on ANY show we air! That's it! I guess Shadow was right after all. Barney's being sentenced to prison forever!
  • Mark Hamill: David Joyner (the actor who plays Barney, no relation to David Humphrey, the actor who plays Shadow) was taken to court. Shadow, ASCII Express, and Konnichiku were at his trial. So was Barney's "friend," Baby Bop (a.k.a. Baby Drop.) She proved to be a decent girl once interviewed, one who was developing a crush on Shadow.
  • Barney: Please! I'm innocent!
  • Judge: No you're not. A very reliable source has provided some very reliable photos.
  • Mark Hamill: ASCII Express showed Barney himself the photos he secretly took. Barney cried in horror.
  • Barney: How did you take those?
  • ASCII Express: I sneaked into the studio during one of your shows, and being as quiet as I could, hid backstage to spy on you!
  • Judge: I sentence Barney (nee. David Joyner) to life in prison! How would you like him to die, juries and witnesses?
  • Konnichiku: Electric chair!
  • ASCII Express: Hanging!
  • Shadow: Just shoot him!
  • Judge: Electric chair it is!
  • Mark Hamill: Barney was placed in the chair; the chair turned on, and... ZAPPP!!! Sparks flew as Barney was electrocuted to death. Everybody cheered that day, as Barney was no more. The end.

TriviaEdit

  • BJ has the S8-12 Cartman voice and his cries are the same Cartman crying taken from the episode: The Death of Eric Cartman when Cartman thinks he heard his mom crying.
  • In BJ's room, a poster of Duck from the Thomas & Friends episode, Buzz Buzz, can be seen.
  • ASCII Express wrote the iconic BBS door game for DOS computers, BarneySplat. The court scene is based on the court scene in the game.
  • Konnichiku apologizes to any Barney fans. She just says to imagine Barney came back to life and escaped jail. She didn't mean to offend anyone, even spergs (which she is one of.)