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- Narrator: One day, Bagheera and Baloo went to a video shop. When Bagheera saw a Bubble Guppies and Team Umizoomi Into the Snow We Go DVD, it happened.
- Bagheera: Can I have that Bubble Guppies and Team Umizoomi Into the Snow We Go DVD? Since I scared Mowgli with my best roar.
- Baloo: No, Bagheera! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
- Bagheera: "Grrr"?
- Baloo: It is my best growl.
- Bagheera: Okay. (takes a deep breath, and roars) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Baloo: (enraged) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU JERK!! YOU JUST ROARED AT ME!!
- Bagheera: (violenty) I WANT THAT 2013 BUBBLE GUPPIES AND TEAM UMIZOOMI INTO THE SNOW WE GO DVD!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
- Baloo: If you roar one more time, I'll pick you up and throw in your room. Right?
- Bagheera: RRRRAAARRR!!
- Narrator: The next day...
- Bagheera: Can I have the 1999 Veggietales The Toy That Saved Christmas VHS, Baloo?! Because I really want the 2013 Bubble Guppies and Team Umizoomi Into the Snow We Go DVD.
- Baloo: No, Bagheera! You don't get the 1999 Veggietales The Toy That Saved Christmas VHS!
- Bagheera: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!! I WANT THAT 1999 VEGGIETALES THE TOY THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS VHS!
- Baloo: (angrily) WON'T YOU... (punches Bagheera very painfully) ...STOP ROARING AT ME?!?!
- Bagheera: RRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRAR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAR I WANT TO COMPLETE MY VEGGIETALES TAPE COLLECTION! [Bagheera keeps on roaring and the other kids laughed at him]
- Narrator: Then Baloo ran away from Bagheera's roaring tantrum, until the police officers arrived.
- Timon: What's this? Bagheera flambe??
- Pumbaa: You're under arrest, black panther!!
- Bagheera: RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I WANT THAT 2012 NINTENDO 3DS LION KING GAME?!?!
- Timon: No way, ho-say!! We will wrap you in toilet paper!
- Bagheera: (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
- Narrator: In a dark and stormy night, Simba tried to turn Bagheera into a really mad panther.
- Simba: If you fall off that cliff, you will be punished for 100 years! Right?
- Bagheera: Right.
- Simba: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
- Bagheera: No, no, no! (falls off very tall cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Simba: You will stay here for 100 years, you black panther!
- Bagheera: NOOOOOOO!!! NOT 100 YEARS!
- Simba: YES! 100 YEARS!! (shuts Bagheera's mouth with tape and puts him in a big bag) Goodbye forever! See you never!
- Bagheera: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! MMM-MMM!
- Narrator: And so, poor Bagheera was stuck in jail. I think he didn't deserve his punishment. Don't you?
February 11, 2012