A Disney/Barney parody.



  • Baloo (from The Jungle Book and Talespin) as Barney
  • Webby Vanderquack (from DuckTales) as Baby Bop
  • Rabbit (from Winnie The Pooh) as BJ
  • Winnie the Pooh (from Winnie the Pooh) as Riff

Backyard Gang

  • Michael (from Peter Pan) as Michael (same name)
  • Snow White (from Snow White) as Amy
  • Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) as Tina
  • Princess Aurora (from Sleeping Beauty) as Luci
  • Prince Florian (From Snow White) as Jason (from Backyard Gang)
  • Prince Phillip (from Sleeping Beauty) as Adam
  • Mowgli (from The Jungle Book) as Derek
  • Dopey (from Snow White) as Jeffrey (from Backyard Gang)
  • Rapunzel (from Tangled) as Mom (from Backyard Gang and played by Sandy Duncan)
  • Eugene Flynn (from Tangled) as Dad (from Backyard Gang)
  • Alice's Sister (from Alice in Wonderland) as Tina's Mom
  • Mordu (from Brave) as the Bear (from Campfire Sing-Along)
  • Mrs. Darling (from Peter Pan) as Adam's Mom (from Rock with Barney)
  • Cinderella (from Cinderella) as Kathy
  • The Blue Fairy (from Pinocchio) as Jennifer (from Rock with Barney)
  • Mad Hatter (from Alice in Wonderland) as Joseph (from Rock with Barney)
  • The White Rabbit (from Alice in Wonderland) as AJ (from Rock with Barney)

Others from the TV series

  • Wendy (from Peter Pan) as Min
  • Pocahontas (from Pocahontas) as Tosha
  • King Arthur (from The Sword In The Stone) as Shawn
  • Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Rainbow Beard the Pirate
  • Eilonwy (from The Black Cauldron) as Julie
  • Peter Pan (From Peter Pan) as David (Kenny Cooper)
  • Pinocchio (from Pinocchio) as Carlos
  • Nakoma (from Pocahontas) as Kelly
  • Rafiki (From The Lion King) as The Winkster
  • Taran (from The Black Cauldron) as Jason (from TV series)
  • Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) as Stella the Storyteller
  • Penny Proud (from The Proud Family) as Mindy (both portrayed by Kyla Pratt)
  • Roo (from Winnie The Pooh) as Kenneth
  • Christopher Robin (from Winnie The Pooh) as Jesse
  • Rebecca Cunningham (from Talespin) as Rebecca (same name)
  • Meg (from Hercules) as Maria
  • Perla and Suzy (from Cinderella) as Ashley and Alissa
  • Mulan (from Mulan as Hannah
  • Aladdin (from Aladdin) as Jeff
  • Kim Possible (from Kim Possible) as Kim (same name)
  • Marie (from The Aristocats) as Linda (both female characters have white hair)
  • Bambi (from Bambi) as Scooter
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Robert
  • Minnie Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Keesha
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as Stephen
  • Daisy Duck (from Mickey Mouse ) as Kristen
  • Goofy (from Mickey Mouse) as Mr. Boyd
  • Pluto (from Mickey Mouse) as Bingo
  • Ariel (from The Little Mermaid) as Emily
  • Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Jill
  • Chip (from Beauty and the Beast) as Chip (same name)
  • The Fairy Godmother (from Cinderella) as Mother Goose
  • Gus Goose (from Mickey Mouse) as Clarence
  • Ludwig Von Drake (from Mickey Mouse) as Professor Tinkerputt
  • Scrooge McDuck (from Mickey Mouse) as Mr. Tennagain
  • Kessie (from Winnie the Pooh) as Miss Etta
  • Betina Beakley (from DuckTales) as Mrs. Kepler
  • Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Danny
  • Eeyore (from Winnie The Pooh) as Curtis
  • Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch) as Mario
  • Alex Russo (from Wizards of Waverly Place) as Gianna (both played by Selena Gomez herself)
  • Sonny Munroe (from Sonny With a Chance) as Angela (both played by Demi Lovato herself)
  • Young Simba (from The Lion King) as Tony
  • Young Nala (from The Lion King) as Beth
  • Lilo (from Lilo And Stitch) as Whitney
  • Jenny (from Oliver And Company) as Sarah
  • Nani (from Lilo and Stitch) as Kami
  • Timon (from The Lion King) as Nick
  • Pumbaa (from The Lion King) as Scott
  • Stacy Hirano (from Phineas and Ferb) as Stacy (same name) (LEAVE THIS ALONE!!!)
  • Young Kiara (from The Lion King II Simba's Pride) as Laura
  • Young Kovu (from The Lion King II Simba's Pride) as Jackson
  • Tigger (from Winnie The Pooh) as David (Emillio Mazur)
  • Mufasa (from The Lion King) as Miguel
  • Melody (from The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea) as Rachel

Baloo's (Barney's) Great Adventure

  • Penny Proud (from The Proud Family) as Marcella (both portrayed by Kyla Pratt)
  • Abby Mallard (from Chicken Little) as Abby (same name)
  • Koda (from Brother Bear) as Cody


Baloo and the Classy Gang (Barney and the Backyard Gang)

  • A Day at the B**ch
  • The Classy Show
  • Three Wishes
  • Waiting for Santa
  • Baloo's Campfire ****-Along
  • Baloo Goes to High School
  • Disney in Concert
  • Rock with Baloo

Baloo and Friends

Season 1

  • The Quee* of Make-Believe
  • My Family's Just Q***r for Me
  • F***ing it Safe
  • Hop to It!
  • Eat, Drink, and Be G*y!
  • Four Seasons Day
  • The Treasure Of Captain Hook
  • Going Places
  • Caring Means Sh**ing
  • Down on Baloo's Farm
  • What's That Sh**?
  • Happy F***day, Baloo!
  • Alphabet S***
  • Our Earth, Our Home
  • Let's F*** the Fairy Godmother
  • Be a Friend
  • I Just F*** Bugs
  • When I Grow Up
  • Practice Makes Music
  • F*** You Neighbor!
  • A F***ing We Will Go
  • A Splash Party Please
  • A World of Music
  • Doctor Baloo is Here!
  • Oh! What a Day!
  • Home Sweet Homes
  • Hola Mexico!
  • Everyone is Qu**r

Season 2

  • Falling for Autumn
  • Grandparents are Grand
  • May I Help You
  • Red, Blue, and Circles Too!
  • Honk, ***k, A Goose on the Loose
  • Hoo's in the Forest?
  • I Can Do That!
  • Grown-Ups For a Day!
  • F*** This!
  • Look at Me, I'm Three!
  • The Exercise Circus
  • My Favorite Things!
  • The Dentist Makes Me Smile
  • Stop, Look, and Be Safe!
  • An Adventure in Make-Believe
  • The Alphabet Zoo
  • Having Tens of Fu**!
  • A Very Special Delivery

Season 3

  • Arthur and the Beanstalk
  • If the Shoe Fits
  • Room For Everyone
  • I Can Be a Firefighter
  • Sh***ing for a Surprise
  • Anyway You S*** It
  • Twice is Nice!
  • On the Move
  • A Welcome Home
  • Classical Clean Up
  • Our Furry Feathered Fishy B****es
  • Gone Fishing!
  • At Home With the Animals
  • It's Raining It's Pouring
  • Camera Safari
  • Who's Who on the Choo-Choo?
  • Are We There Yet?
  • Shi* Ahoy!
  • Hats Off to Rabbit!
  • Up We Go!

Lawsuit films/Spin-offs

  • Disney Live! In New York City
  • Baloo's Imagination Island
  • Best Fairy Tales


Theme song

Backyard Gang version

Baloo (Barney) is a sloth bear (dinosaur)
From our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call
A sloth bear (dinosaur) sensation

Baloo's friend was Michael and
With Snow White (Amy) then you'll too see
Little Alice (Tina) tags along
With her big sister Aurora (Luci)

The Prince (Jason)/Mowgli (Derek) is in Baloo's (Barney's) club
And Phillip (Adam)/Dopey (Jeffrey) has a ticket
But Rapunzel (Mom) has never seen him
'Cause she doesn't know our secret

Baloo (Barney) comes to **** with us
Whenever we may need him
Baloo (Barney) can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him.

Baloo (Barney) and Friends version

Baloo (Barney) is a sloth bear (dinosaur)
From our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call
A sloth bear (dinosaur) sensation

Baloo's (Barney's) friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to ****
And sing with happy faces.

Baloo (Barney) shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend,
ABC's and 123's,
And how to **** your friend.

Baloo (Barney) comes to **** with us
Whenever we may need him
Baloo (Barney) can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him.

I **** You

I *** you, you **** me,
We're as ***** as can be.
With a great big **** and a **** from me to you,
Won't you say you **** me too?

I *** you, you **** me,
We're a ***** family.
With a great big **** and a **** from me to you,
Won't you say you **** me too?

I *** you, you **** me,
We're best friends like friends should be.
With a great big **** and a **** from me to you,
Won't you say you **** me too?

Baloo (Barney) Says

Baloo Says is a segment at the end of most episodes. Baloo says "Hello again to all my b**ches, I'm glad you came to f***, our fu** and learning never ends, here's what we f***ed today!", then he shows the audience the lessons of the episodes and the things they can do. In the first two seasons, Baloo says something along the lines of "And remember, I love you.". Starting from Season 3, a Disney Channel star (except Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato) says "Hey everybody, it's time for Baloo Says!", also, after the end of the segment, the 1970's-1980's Baloo costume from the Disney parks appears on the bottom left of the screen and says "And remember, I f*** you!" and waves goodbye before the end credits.

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