Michael is teaching math when BJ, Shawn, Barney and Danny start saying the F word.
- Michael as Mr. Garrsion
- Yoshi (from Mario) as Clyde
- Shawn as Kyle
- BJ as Eric
- Barney as Stan
- Danny as Kenny
- Michael: Okay, guys. Let's start with the few Math problems. What is 5 x 2? Come on, guys. Don't be shy. Just give me your best shot. Yes, Yoshi.
- Yoshi: 12?
- Michael: Okay. Now let's try to get an anwser from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on. Don't be shy.
- Shawn: I think I know the anwser, Michael.
- BJ (mocking Shawn): I think I know the anwser, Michael.
- Shawn: Shut up, Fat Dinosaur!
- BJ: Hey! Don't call me fat, you f**king jew!
- Michael: BJ, did you just say the F word?
- BJ: Jew?
- Shawn: No. He's talking about f**k. You can't say f**k in school, you f**king fatass.
- Michael: Shawn!
- BJ: Why the f**k not?
- Michael: BJ!
- Barney: Dude, you just say f**k again.
- Michael: Barney!
- Danny: F**k.
- Michael: Danny!
- BJ: What's the big deal? It dosen't hurt anybody. F**k. F**kity. F**k. F**k. F**k.
- Michael: How would you like to go see the school counselour?!
- BJ: How would you like to suck my balls?! (Everyone else gasp)
- Michael: What did you say?!
- BJ: Oh, I'm sorry. What I said was: (pulls out a microphone) How would you like to suck my balls, Michael?
- Barney: Holy shit, dude.
- BarneyShawnBJandRobertFan: I like BJ as Cartman.
- JamesandBJFan: Cartman's voice kinda suits BJ.
- SuperMalechi: BJ's Season 2 voice is silimar to Cartman's current voice from Season 9-present. Plus, BJ does the best Cartman. And, also, he is sometimes angry at Baby Bop, his sister, while Cartman is angry at Wendy, as well as his friends.
- EdwardDuckJamesandPercyFan: Can you make Barney/Scooby Doo parodies?