• Mario (from Mario) as Skarloey
  • Yoshi (from Mario) as Rheneas
  • Donkey Kong (from Mario) as Sir Handel
  • Diddy Kong (from Mario) as Peter Sam
  • Carlos as Gordon
  • Thomas (from Thomas & Friends) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Oliver (from Thomas & Friends) as Skarloey's Driver
  • Stepney (from Thomas & Friends) as Rheneas' Driver
  • Duck (from Thomas & Friends) as Sir Handel's Driver
  • Sir Handel (from Thomas & Friends) as Sir Handel's Fireman
  • George Carlin as The Narrator


  • George Carlin: Mario and Yoshi work on the Kingdom that weaves around lakes, and along mountain sides. Their wagons have many visitors, and the characters are proud to run the road, come rain or shine. The characters will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily. Oliver and Stepney understood this, and they spoke kindly to them.
  • Oliver and Stepney: There's more than enough work for both of you on this kingdom. The manager is sending two more characters to help us run the road.
  • George Carlin: Mario and Yoshi were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new characters a big welcome. When Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong arrived, they found that they had much to learn.
  • Donkey Kong: What a small house!
  • George Carlin: Grunted Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
  • Diddy Kong: I think it's nice.
  • George Carlin: Said Diddy Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Humph.
  • George Carlin: Replied Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: What's that rubbish?
  • Diddy Kong: Shhh.
  • George Carlin: Said Diddy Kong.
  • Diddy Kong: That's Mario. He's famous.
  • George Carlin: And then he whispered to Mario.
  • Diddy Kong: I'm sorry, Mario. Uncle Donkey is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.
  • George Carlin: Mario felt sorry for Diddy Kong.
  • Sir Handel: Now, Donkey Kong,
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Handel.
  • Sir Handel: I will get you ready for work.
  • Donkey Kong: I'm tired! Let Diddy go; he'd love it!
  • Sir Handel: No, you're first.
  • George Carlin: Donkey Kong left to fetch his wagons. He didn't like the look of them at all.
  • Donkey Kong: What ever next? Those aren't wagons, they're passenger cars!
  • Wagons: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the wagons.
  • Wagons: What a horrid machine!
  • Donkey Kong: It's not what I'm used to.
  • George Carlin: Clanked Donkey Kong. He arrived at the station just as Carlos arrived.
  • Donkey Kong: Hello, who are you?
  • Carlos: I'm Carlos, who are you?
  • Donkey Kong: I'm Donkey Kong. I've heard of you. You're an strong boy. So am I, but I'm used to new wagons, not these passenger cars. Do you have new wagons? I see you do.
  • Carlos: We must have a chat.
  • Donkey Kong: Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time you know.
  • George Carlin: Carlos was speachless! Sounds of a ape growing filled the air as Donkey Kong trumbled along the road. He was still cross when they reached the top station. Donkey Kong was hoping for a rest, but Duck thought otherwise.
  • Duck: We'll leave the wagons now, and fetch some carts from the quarry.
  • Donkey Kong: Carts?
  • George Carlin: Snorted Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Carts? I won't, so there!
  • George Carlin: Donkey Kong was about to cause a great deal of trouble. (Donkey Kong slips on a banana peel and falls)
  • Donkey Kong: Told you!
  • George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong. By the time workmen came to rescue him, Donkey Kong was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Thomas the Tank Engine. His message to Donkey Kong was brief and blunt.
  • Thomas: I shall talk to you later!
  • George Carlin: Then he and Sir Handel left with Diddy Kong. Donkey Kong was feeling sillier still.
  • Duck: Come on.
  • George Carlin: Said Duck.
  • Duck: Let's get you back on the road.
  • George Carlin: When Donkey Kong crawled home, he found Thomas waiting for him.
  • Thomas: You're a very naughty monkey! I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this shed.
  • George Carlin: After hearing that, I'm sure Donkey Kong will. Aren't you? 

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