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Barney as Henry
Carlos as Edward
Homer (from The Simpsons) as Sir Topham Hatt
Raimundo (from Xiaolin Showdown) as Henry's Driver
Sid (from Hey Arnold) as Henry's Fireman
Goombas (from Mario) as Troublesome Trucks
Chef (from South Park) as Old Bailey
Rabbit (from Winnie The Pooh) as A Workman
Riff as Gordon (non-speaking role)
Alec Baldwin as Narrator
Alec Baldwin: It was a moonlit night. Barney was taking some goombas to a station by the lake.
Carlos: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
Alec Baldwin: Murmured Carlos.
Barney: There’s a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Barney.
Barney: Stupid bird!
Alec Baldwin: Said Barney.
Barney: Owls, mists, ghosts. Carlos' going soft in the head. There’s no mist.
Alec Baldwin: But Barney was wrong.
Barney: What's that?
Alec Baldwin: Cried Barney.
Raimundo: It's an amber light.
Alec Baldwin: Murmured Raimundo.
Raimundo: That means, Proceed with caution. Who's there?
Alec Baldwin: No one replied. Barney crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: “BEWARE OF THE VIADUCT.” Raimundo was surprised.
Raimundo: No one warned us about that before, and look -- the light’s red! And the gates are closed. A-a-a-and there’s a fogman’s coat! But where is its owner?
Alec Baldwin: Then they saw a light moved within a station building.
Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Barney.
Barney: Carlos was right!
Raimundo: Something very strange is happening.
Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo.
Raimundo: I think it’s best we go back.
Barney: So do I!
Alec Baldwin: Agreed Barney. By morning, the mists have cleared. Rabbit was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
Rabbit: Lucky you didn’t cross it last night.
Raimundo: Yes, but we don’t know who warned us.
Alec Baldwin: Replied Raimundo. Later that day, he spoke to Barney.
Raimundo: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our load back along the old line tonight.
Alec Baldwin: Barney didn’t really want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Riff thundered by.
Goomba: Oh look--Barney's spooked!
Alec Baldwin: Said a goomba and the others giggled in their silly way.
Barney: Be quiet!
Alec Baldwin: Snapped Barney.
Barney: I’m not scared.
Alec Baldwin: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
Raimundo: Here we go.
Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo. Then, unknown to Barney, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves. And the signal went red. The goombas have seen everything, and they were spooked.
Goombas: Faster! Faster! There’s a ghost about.
Barney: Stop! Stop!
Alec Baldwin: Yelled Barney. A mysterious figure watched Barney go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the road. Barney braked hard, but the goombas hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine. Just then, Raimundo saw a strange sight coming towards them.
Raimundo: What’s that?
Alec Baldwin: He said. Sid laughed.
Sid: That’s our ghost - it’s Chef McElroy!
Alec Baldwin: Chef was very cross.
Chef: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn’t you pay attention?
Raimundo: We’re sorry.
Alec Baldwin: Replied Raimundo.
Raimundo: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
Chef: I’d like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won’t spook Barney again.
Alec Baldwin: And in a little while, Chef's wish was granted.
Homer Simpson: You and your station will be really useful.
Alec Baldwin: Said Homer Simpson.
Homer Simpson: Let’s hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, uh, ghost in the Land.
Alec Baldwin: Everyone cheered. Especially Barney, who was the happiest of all.