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Barney/Thomas Parody 13: Haunted Michael

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Cast

  • Barney as Henry
  • Carlos as Edward
  • Homer (from The Simpsons) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Raimundo (from Xiaolin Showdown) as Henry's Driver
  • Sid (from Hey Arnold) as Henry's Fireman
  • Goombas (from Mario) as Troublesome Trucks
  • Chef (from South Park) as Old Bailey
  • Rabbit (from Winnie The Pooh) as A Workman
  • Riff as Gordon (non-speaking role)
  • Alec Baldwin as Narrator

Transcript

  • Alec Baldwin: It was a moonlit night. Barney was taking some goombas to a station by the lake.
  • Carlos: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
  • Alec Baldwin: Murmured Carlos.
  • Barney: There’s a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Barney.
  • Barney: Stupid bird!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Barney.
  • Barney: Owls, mists, ghosts. Carlos' going soft in the head. There’s no mist.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Barney was wrong.
  • Barney: What's that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Barney.
  • Raimundo: It's an amber light.
  • Alec Baldwin: Murmured Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: That means, Proceed with caution. Who's there?
  • Alec Baldwin: No one replied. Barney crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: “BEWARE OF THE VIADUCT.” Raimundo was surprised.
  • Raimundo: No one warned us about that before, and look -- the light’s red! And the gates are closed. A-a-a-and there’s a fogman’s coat! But where is its owner?
  • Alec Baldwin: Then they saw a light moved within a station building.
  • Barney: G-g-g-GHOSTS!
  • Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Barney.
  • Barney: Carlos was right!
  • Raimundo: Something very strange is happening.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: I think it’s best we go back.
  • Barney: So do I!
  • Alec Baldwin: Agreed Barney. By morning, the mists have cleared. Rabbit was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
  • Rabbit: Lucky you didn’t cross it last night.
  • Raimundo: Yes, but we don’t know who warned us.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Raimundo. Later that day, he spoke to Barney.
  • Raimundo: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our load back along the old line tonight.
  • Alec Baldwin: Barney didn’t really want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Riff thundered by.
  • Goomba: Oh look--Barney's spooked!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a goomba and the others giggled in their silly way.
  • (Goombas laugh)
  • Barney: Be quiet!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Barney.
  • Barney: I’m not scared.
  • Alec Baldwin: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
  • Raimundo: Here we go.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo. Then, unknown to Barney, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves. And the signal went red. The goombas have seen everything, and they were spooked.
  • Goombas: Faster! Faster! There’s a ghost about.
  • Barney: Stop! Stop!
  • Alec Baldwin: Yelled Barney. A mysterious figure watched Barney go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the road. Barney braked hard, but the goombas hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine. Just then, Raimundo saw a strange sight coming towards them.
  • Raimundo: What’s that?
  • Alec Baldwin: He said. Sid laughed.
  • Sid: That’s our ghost - it’s Chef McElroy!
  • Alec Baldwin: Chef was very cross.
  • Chef: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn’t you pay attention?
  • Raimundo: We’re sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
  • Chef: I’d like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won’t spook Barney again.
  • Alec Baldwin: And in a little while, Chef's wish was granted.
  • Homer Simpson: You and your station will be really useful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Homer Simpson.
  • Homer Simpson: Let’s hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, uh, ghost in the Land.
  • Alec Baldwin: Everyone cheered. Especially Barney, who was the happiest of all.

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