Barney/Thomas Parody 2: Danny & The Signal

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  • Danny as Percy
  • Carlos as Gordon
  • BJ as James
  • Thomas (from Thomas & Friends) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Goombas (from Mario) as The Trucks
  • Top Hat (from TUGS) as James' Driver
  • Big Mac (from TUGS) as James' Fireman
  • Sunshine (from TUGS) as Percy's Driver
  • The Inspector as Himself
  • Barney as Thomas (Non-Speaking Role)
  • Riff as Edward (Cameo Role)
  • Michael as Henry (Cameo Role)
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • Ringo Starr: Danny works in the yard at the school. He loves playing jokes, but they could get him into trouble. One morning, he was very cheeky indeed.
  • Danny: Peep! Peep! Hurry up Carlos! The load's ready.
  • Ringo Starr: Carlos thought he was late.
  • Danny: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed Danny. And showed him some dirty goombas. Carlos thought how to pay Danny out. Next, it was BJ's turn.
  • Danny: Stay in the classroom today, BJ. Thomas will come and see you.
  • BJ: Ah!
  • Ringo Starr: Thought BJ.
  • BJ: Thomas knows I'm a fine dinosaur. He wants me to take a special load.
  • Ringo Starr: Top Hat and Big Mac could not make him move. The others grumbled dreadfully. They had to do BJ's work as well as their own. At last, the Inspector arrived.
  • Inspector: Show a leg, BJ. You can't stay here all day.
  • BJ: Thomas told me to stay here. He sent a message this morning.
  • Inspector: He did not! How could he? He's away for a week.
  • BJ: Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said BJ.
  • BJ: Oh! Where's Danny?
  • Ringo Starr: Danny had wisely disappeared. When Thomas came back, he did see BJ, and Danny too. Both characters wished he hadn' t. One morning, Danny was careless.
  • Danny: I say you characters. I'm to take some gombas to Barney's house. Thomas chose me especially. He must know I'm a really useful kid.
  • BJ: More likely he wants you out of the way.
  • Ringo Starr: Grunted BJ. Carlos look across to BJ. They were making a plan.
  • Carlos: BJ and I were just speaking about signals at the junction. We can't be too careful about signals. But then I needn't say that to a really useful kid like you, Danny.
  • Ringo Starr: Danny felt flattered.
  • BJ: We had spoken of backing signals.
  • Ringo Starr: Put in BJ.
  • BJ: They need extra special care, you know. Would you like me to explain?
  • Danny: No thank you BJ.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Danny.
  • Danny: I know all about signals.
  • Ringo Starr: But Danny was a little worried.
  • Danny: I wonder what backing signals are.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Danny: Never mind. I'll manage.
  • Ringo Starr: He puff crossily to his goombas and felt better. He came to a signal.
  • Danny: Bother! It's a danger.
  • Ringo Starr: The signal moved to show road clear. It's arm moved up instead of down. Danny had never that sort of signal before.
  • Danny: Down means go and up means stop, so upper still must mean go back. I know! It's one of those backing signals.
  • Sunshine: Come on Danny.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Sunshine.
  • Sunshine: Off we go. Stop! You're going the wrong way.
  • Danny: But it's a backing signal.
  • Ringo Starr: Danny protested and told him about Carlos and BJ. Sunshine laughed and explained.
  • Danny: Oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Danny.
  • Danny: Let's start quickly before they see us.
  • Ringo Starr: He was too late. Carlos saw everything. That night the big characters talked about signals. They thought the subject was funny. Danny thought they were being very silly.

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