BJ blows bubbles onto Stan Marsh's blue hat and makes hole in one of his wagons. This is the 1989 US version narrated by Ringo Starr.


  • Barney as Thomas
  • BJ as James
  • Riff as Edward
  • Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Ringo Starr as Narrator


  • Ringo Starr: BJ was enjoying his life at the school. But he still had a lot to learn.
  • Stan Marsh: You're a special mix treffic dinosaur.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Stan Marsh.
  • Stan Marsh: You can pull wagons and barges quite easily, but you must learn from your mistakes.
  • Ringo Starr: BJ knew what Stan Marsh meant. He could well remember that dreatfull accident on his first day.
  • Riff: Be careful with the wagons BJ.
  • Ringo Starr: Said kind little Riff.
  • Riff: They don't like being bump.
  • Ringo Starr: Everyone came to see BJ.
  • BJ: I'm a really splendid dinosaur.
  • Ringo Starr: He said and suddenly blew bubbles. A shower fell on Stan Marsh' new blue hat. Just then, the conductor blew his whistle and BJ thought they'd better go.
  • BJ: Go on, go on!
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Riff.
  • Riff: Don't push, don't push!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Riff. The wagons were grumbling too.
  • Wagons: Don't go so fast, don't go so fast!
  • Ringo Starr: But BJ didn't listen. When at last they stop at the station, two wagons were beyond the platform. They had to go back to let the passengers. No one seem to know about Stan's new hat. So BJ felt happier. Presently, they reach the station where Barney was waiting with his two wagons.
  • Barney: Hello BJ. Feeling better? That's right. (Conductor blows his whistle) Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go I don't know what Stan Marsh would do without me to run this branchline.
  • Ringo Starr: And he ran off importantly. Riff and BJ past the field where BJ had had his accident. The fience was mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. BJ was still wondering what Stan would say about his blue hat. (Riff and BJ head off for home) Next morning, Stan Marsh spoke to him.
  • Stan Marsh: If you can't behave, I will take away your yellow coloring and have you be green.
  • Ringo Starr: BJ didn't like that all. He was very rough with the wagons as he brought them to the platform/
  • BJ: Don't talk! Come on!
  • Ringo Starr: He called to them.
  • BJ: Carlos never has to fetch his own wagons.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought to himself.
  • BJ: And he only wears green.
  • Ringo Starr: To make BJ even more cross, this time no one came near him.
  • BJ: I'll show them. They think Carlos is the only one who can pull wagons. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: Said BJ.
  • Wagons: You're going too fast, you're too fast.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the wagons. BJ laughed and tried to go faster. But the wagons wouldn't let.
  • Wagons: We're going to stop, we're going to stop.
  • (They come to a stop)
  • BJ: What's the matter?
  • Ringo Starr: BJ asked his driver.
  • BJ's Driver: The breaks are hard on. Leak in the pipe most likely. You banged the wagons enough to make a leak in anything.
  • The Conductor: How should we ment it?
  • Ringo Starr: Said the conductor.
  • BJ's Driver: We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver.
  • The Conductor: But where is the bootlace coming from?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked the conductor.
  • BJ's Driver: Ask the passengers.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver.
  • The Conductor: You have a leather bootlace I see sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the conductor to a smartly dressed man.
  • The Conductor: Please give it to me.
  • The Man: I won't said the man.
  • The Conductor: Then
  • Ringo Starr: Said the conductor.
  • The Conductor: I'm afraid we're just stop where we are.
  • Ringo Starr: The passengers were all saying what a bad school it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his lacess over. The driver tied a pad of newspaper tightly round the hole in the train pipe and BJ was able to pull the wagons. But he was a sader and wiser BJ and took care never to bump wagons again.

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