Barney Home Video: The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment! is a Barney and Friends spoof to the VeggieTales video of the same name. It was released on July 27, 2004.


  • It is the annual activity, and Barney, B.J., Baby Bop, Ash, Mary, Mitchie, Kara, Mindy, Kazane, and Mr. Boyd and Yoshi prepare for auto-tainment with Chelsea, The Flea, Skeeter, Susie, Hope, Sam, Peter, and Becca, as well as Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3. But there is one problem: Ash is feeling sad and blue. So The Conductors cheer him up by telling him the following Thomas Stories about animals.


  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  5. B.J. (Patty Wirtz)
  6. Baby Bop (Julie Johnson)
  7. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  8. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  9. Mitchie O'Hara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  10. Kara Perkins (Lisa Ortiz)
  11. Mindy Lee (Bryn McAuley)
  12. Kazane Fujimiya (Jessica Hilbrecht)
  13. Mr. Boyd (Robert Sweatmon)
  14. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
  15. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  16. The Flea (Candi Milo)
  17. Skeeter Valentine (Fred Newman)
  18. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  19. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  20. Sam Walterson (Darren Frost)
  21. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  22. Becca Robinson (Reba West)


  1. Barney Theme Song (Season 7-13)
  2. The Friendship Song
  3. There's A Hole In The Bottom of The Sea
  4. Me and My Teddy
  5. Zachheus
  6. Modern Mermaid General
  7. Erie Canal
  8. My Day
  9. You Are My Sunshine
  10. I Love You

Thomas Stories

  1. A Cow On The Line (after The Friendship Song)
  2. Baa! (after Me and My Teddy)
  3. Thomas, Percy and The Squeak (after Modern Mermaid General)
  4. Harold and The Flying Horse (after My Day)

Song In The End Credits

  1. The Whistle Song (after I Love You)


  • This is the first Barney and Friends home video to feature Becca Robinson.
  • Skeeter has worn his Disney outfit since 1996.
  • A Time Lapse spoof of Let's Give Kitty A Bath is made from Mitchie, Kara, Mindy, and Kazane.
  • During this fast forwarded scene, the finale of the Barber of Seville Overture is heard.
  • This is the first time You Are My Sunshine is used.


  • (We open this home video with the HiT Entertainment warnings)
  • (We are then followed by the 2001 HiT Entertainment logo)
  • (We soon show the 1995 Barney Home Video logo)
  • (The Britt Allcroft Presents logo is the next to follow)
  • (We afterwards open with the Barney and Friends Seasons 7-13 theme song)
  • Kids: Barney is a dinosaur From our imagination, And when he's tall, he's what we call A dinosaur sensation! Barney's friends are big and small; They come from lots of places. After school they meet to play And sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things Like how to play pretend, ABC's and 123s And how to be a friend. Barney comes to play with us Whenever we may need him. Barney can be your friend too, If you just make-believe him!
  • (We soon show the title that reads: The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment and we begin the video)
  • (As we transit to the park, Chelsea and the kids are singing The Friendship Song)
  • Chelsea: Friends are special, so important they make the world go round.
  • Flea, Skeeter, and Susie: We like helping one another in school or on the playground.
  • Hope, Sam, Peter and Becca: Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad.
  • All: Being friends is very special, be a friend and you'll be glad.
  • (Barney comes to life at that moment)
  • Barney: Hi there!
  • Kids: Barney!
  • (They run over to hug him)
  • Barney: Be a friend and you'll be glad? That means friends are all forever and ever!
  • (He joins in the rest of the song)
  • Barney and the kids: Friends are special so important, they make the world go 'round We like helping one another in school or on the playground Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad Being friends is very special, be a friend and you'll be glad Friends are special, so important, they make the world go 'round We like helping one another in school or on the playground Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad Being friends is very special, be a friend and you'll be glad Being friends is very special, be a friend and you'll be glad.
  • (The Friendship Song ends)
  • Barney: (chuckles) That was fun.
  • (At that moment, Ash, Mary, Mitchie, Kara, Mindy, and Kazane arrive)
  • Chelsea: Hi, guys.
  • Flea: The Flea is happy to see all of you, but what has happened to Ash?
  • Ash: I'm feeling sad and blue.
  • Skeeter: Whoa!
  • Susie: Why are you sad and blue?
  • Ash: Because I've been betrayed by Serena Tsukino.
  • Hope: That's awful.
  • Sam: Did she punish you for breaking baby Lana's head?
  • Ash: Of course, and she wouldn't see me anymore.
  • Mary: This is the reason why Sailor Scouts have a hatred to Pokemon trainers.
  • Peter: Oh, how worse.
  • Becca: You should be more careful next time.
  • Ash: Okay.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Boy, did Ash look so sad and blue, huh?
  • Mitchie: Why yes, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Kara: He's been down in the dumps for breaking baby Lana's head.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he needs to be very happy again.
  • Mindy: Oh, I wish there's something we can do to make Ashy-Boo feel better!
  • Kazane: Do you know about Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Kazane. He had quite a bovine experience. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Cow On The Line starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Edward was heading for trouble.
  • Edward: Come on! Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. Edward puffed and clanked, the cars rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Edward clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some cars were left behind.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
  • Edward: Bother those cars!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Edward: Why can't they come quietly?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Gordon and Henry heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Gordon: Fancy allowing cars to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Old Toby was cross.
  • Toby: You couldn't help it, Edward. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • (Edward's whistle toots and puffs away)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some days later, Gordon rushed through Edward's Station.
  • Gordon: Boop boop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Gordon.
  • Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Gordon's Driver: Whoa, Gordon!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Gordon: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Henry arrived.
  • Henry: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry backed away nervously.
  • Henry: I don't want to hurt her.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, Henry's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Percy will take her along.
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Henry: Not a word.
  • Gordon: Keep it secret.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Gordon and Henry to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • (Crickets chirping; owl hoots)
  • Edward: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • Edward: Two big engines afraid of a cow.
  • Gordon: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Edward?
  • Edward: Yes, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. Gordon felt somehow that Edward "saw" only too well.
  • (A Cow On The Line ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward had bovine on his ways.
  • Chelsea: You're quite correct.
  • Flea: The Flea knows you're leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors disappear, B.J. and Baby Bop arrive)
  • B.J. and Baby Bop: Hi, everybody!
  • Barney: Oh, hi, B.J., hi, Baby Bop!
  • B.J.: What's wrong with Ash?
  • Skeeter: He's very upset because Serena has betrayed him.
  • Susie: That's why he was totally in for it.
  • Baby Bop: How worse.
  • Mitchie: Uh, guys, there's a hole right behind you.
  • (The gang turn around to see a giant hole)
  • B.J.: Wow!
  • Kara: A hole is at the bottom of the sea. We must have discovered it!
  • All: Yay!
  • (They all sing There's A Hole At The Bottom of The Sea)
  • Barney and the gang: There's a hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea Theres a hole, there's a hole, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a log, there's a log There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a bump, there's a bump There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea-eee-eeeee!
  • (There's A Hole At The Bottom of The Sea ends)
  • Barney: Oh, that was stu-u-pendous!
  • Kazane: I know.
  • Ash: But I'm still thinking about Serena.
  • Susie: Don't worry, Ash. When Julie Kane gets here, she'll have a therapy session with you.
  • Ash: Okay.
  • (At that moment, Mr. Boyd and Yoshi arrive with Julie Kane)
  • Mr. Boyd: What up, guys?
  • Skeeter: Hey, Mr. Boyd and Yoshi.
  • Sam: We're talking about Ash's depression.
  • Yoshi: Oh, Yoshi didn't know about Ash feeling sad.
  • Julie: Did someone happen to you, sweetheart?
  • Ash: Of course, ma'am. Here's what happens.
  • (Flashback from A Newborn Baby Girl starts)
  • Ash: It all started when Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy were admiring newborn baby Lana.
  • Serena: Aw, look at the cute little baby?
  • Molly: Isn't she adorable?
  • Sam Simpson: Her name is Lana Wellington.
  • Eddy: She belongs to her dad and her mom.
  • Ash: I've sneaked up on these guys and surprised them with my two air horns.
  • Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy: Ash?
  • Ash: SURPRISE!!!
  • (He blows his two air horns at Serena and her friends, causing them to get startled)
  • (The force of the loud blare causes Serena to throw Baby Lana into the air)
  • (When she falls to the floor, she breaks her head, loses her headband, and starts to scream and cry loudly)
  • Serena: YOW! MY EARS!
  • Molly: Somebody make her stop!
  • Sam Simpson: You're getting all of us in great pain!
  • Eddy: Enough with the screaming and crying already!
  • Ash: (laughs triumphantly) I'm number one!
  • Serena: (growls loudly) Look what you've done to baby Lana! You broke her head and now she won't stop crying because of YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (She slaps Ash in the cheek, causing him to scream in pain, as Brock and Misty watch in horror)
  • Sam Simpson: This will teach you to behave yourself when you'll stay in your room without your friends anymore!
  • Eddy: And that is final!
  • (Ash gasps and watches as Serena, Sam and Eddy take a still crying baby Lana to hospital)
  • (After all three are gone, Lexi and her friends appear and laugh loudly at Ash)
  • Ash: That's the reason why Lexi and her friends have laughed at me, and I let out the biggest, loudest and longest scream I have ever had.
  • Ash: (bursting into tears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He races to his room in agony and slams the door shut)
  • Brock and Misty: Ash, come back!
  • (Back in reality, Ash is still in tears)
  • Ash: (tearfully) And this is why Serena betrayed me for breaking baby Lana's head!
  • B.J.: Aye, yie, yie, that's terrible!
  • Baby Bop: What are going to do now?
  • (An idea flies out of Chelsea's head)
  • Chelsea: I know. (picks Mr. Lovable up) This will cheer you up.
  • (She sings Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: (singing) Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play.
  • (Chelsea starts dancing with Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark.
  • (Chelsea starts twirling Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Oh, that's good. But, I'm still sad about the incident.
  • Mindy: That's awful.
  • Kazane: But you need to be more patient and careful in future.
  • Ash: Okay.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's a shame that Serena is not seeing you until she apologizes.
  • Mr. Boyd: That's right, Conductors.
  • Yoshi: Yoshi feel bad for Baby Lana.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And so do all of us.
  • Skeeter: We've never been so fond of Ash's behavior.
  • Susie: Did you know about rams on the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Susie. Percy had an encounter with that one. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Baa! starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: In summer, the Island of Sodor gleams in the sun, and every station is filled with flowers. Percy had been working at the docks all day and was tired of the smell of fish.
  • Driver: Phew. Come on, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Time to go home.
  • Percy: Please sir, can I have a washdown first?
  • Driver: Sorry, Percy, there isn't time. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting for us at the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There is to be a festival of flowers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Announced Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This sign saying "Best Dressed Station" will be awarded to the winner. Please help with the arrangements.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines were excited.
  • Thomas: My favorite station is Ffarquahar.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Toby: Mine is Maithwaite.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Toby: Percy, what's yours?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was too tired to think properly.
  • Percy: The docks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He murmured.
  • Thomas: Ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: We can tell.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby laughed.
  • Toby: The docks are filled with fish, not flowers.
  • Percy: All right then. Alresdale's End.
  • Toby: That's my home.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Toby.
  • Percy: That's why I like it, especially when you're there not here saying I'm silly. Good night.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, Percy was proud to be sparkling again. His train of freight cars were being loaded with vegetables and flowers.
  • Driver: These are for Maithwaite.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Driver: They'll display them on the platform.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: On the way, Percy saw Harold.
  • Percy: Why is Harold buzzing about?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He thought.
  • Percy: I haven't time for a race today.
  • Driver: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Why bless me, it's a ram.
  • Percy: Now we're being late! I've shouldn't know that Harold is trying to tell us something.
  • Ram: Baa!
  • Fireman: I've got just a ticket to get him off the track.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the fireman.
  • Fireman: Food.
  • Alec Baldwin: He found some cabbage leaves. The ram chomped happily away.
  • Percy: Please can we go now?
  • Ram: Baa!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Percy arrived at the station, his driver told the stationmaster what had happened.
  • Stationmaster: I've heard about this ram. He's always hungry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A little while later, the station was decked with flowers.
  • Percy: Maithwaite will definitely win first prize.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Decided Percy. He left his coaches and went to a siding where no one could see him.
  • Percy: (yawns) Time for a snooze.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He thought. But it wasn't.
  • Driver: We better see what all that noise is about.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. Percy was shocked. Flowers were scattered everywhere.
  • Driver: It's that ram. He's made of meal out of the station too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then there was trouble.
  • Passengers: We can't get in to the waiting room!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The passengers cried.
  • Stationmaster: Why not?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the stationmaster.
  • Passengers: The ram won't let us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone looked at the ram and the ram looked at them.
  • Driver: He's not alone.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Percy's driver.
  • Boys: Let us out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Begged the boys.
  • Boys: We're sorry.
  • Stationmaster: Well, look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the stationmaster.
  • Stationmaster: The boys are the culprits not the ram. He was just making sure they did know more damage.
  • Boys: We thought it would be fun but it wasn't. We'll put everything back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A few days later, Sir Topham Hatt invited some of the engines at Maithwaite, winner of the Best Dressed Station award.
  • Percy: I'm sorry, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Percy.
  • Toby: You made the right choice.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then Sir Topham Hatt made an announcement.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There is one more prize for our good friend the ram. Here it is. And I'll eat my hat if you don't like it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then Harold landed. The wind from his blades blew Sir Topham Hatt's hat off.
  • Ram: Baa! Baa!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, seems I wouldn't be able to eat my hat even if I had to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone laughed and the only sound from the ram was a condented hiccup.
  • Ram: Hic.
  • (Baa! ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2:

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