Battle of The Bands is an episode of Mr. Conductor Meets The Monster Buster Club.


  • The MBC and the YTV characters are ready for a battle of the bands. They meet up with The Pussycat Crew and Brock proposes to Josie, saying that he'll never fear for her, but Kaiba drags him out. Daphne then admits that Josie wears her stylish pink tights. The battle of the bands competition starts with Ash, Mary, Rikochet, Scooby and Mona squaring off against Ren, Joey, Ally, Annie and Falco. After that, the Hot Slices win and Josie thanks the others.


From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Monster Buster Club

  1. Sam O'Hara (Anna Cummer)
  2. Cathy Smith (Andrea Libman)
  3. Danny Jackson (Matt Hill)
  4. Chris Lang (Michael Yarmush)

From Magical Doremi

  1. Dorie Goodwyn (Amy Palant)
  2. Reanne Griffith (Rebecca Soler)
  3. Mirabelle Haywood (Kether Donahue)

From The Winx Club

  1. Bloom (Liza Jacqueline)
  2. Layla (Vasthy Mompoin)
  3. Stella (Amy Birnbaum)
  4. Flora (Kerry Williams)
  5. Musa (Lisa Ortiz)
  6. Tecna (Rebecca Soler)

From Ed, Edd N Eddy

  1. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  2. Ed (Matt Hill)
  3. Double D (Samuel Vincent)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Sabrina: The Animated Series

  1. Sabrina Spellman (Emily Hart)
  2. Hilda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)
  3. Zelda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)

From Mew Mew Power

  1. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
  2. Corina Bucksworth (Andi Whaley)
  3. Bridget Verdant (Bella Hudson)
  4. Kikki Benjamin (Kether Donahue)
  5. Renee Roberts (Mollie Weaver)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From WarioWare

  1. Wario (Tony Sampson)
  2. Waluigi (Jim Cummings)
  3. Jimmy T. (Peter Kelamis)
  4. Jimmy P. (Peter Kelamis)
  5. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Dribble (Tom Kenny)
  7. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
  8. Kat (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Ana (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. 9-Volt (Candi Milo)
  11. 18-Volt (Matt Hill)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Maurice LaMarche)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Nicole Oliver)
  17. Young Cricket (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Master Mantis (Rob Paulsen)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Beyblade

  1. Gingka Hagane (Robert Tinkler)
  2. Zyro Kurogane (Brian West)
  3. Madoka Amano (Barbara Mamabolo)
  4. Ren Kurenai (Bryn McAuley)
  5. Kenta Yumiya (Lisette St. Louis)
  6. Sho Tenma (Christopher Jacot)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Life With Ally

  1. Ally Williams (Grey DeLisle)
  2. Carly Lopez (Andrea Baker)
  3. Lisa Jones (Susan Roman)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Annie The Smart and Genius Girl

  1. Annie Roberts (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Ellie Cook (Janyse Jaud)
  3. Brianna Anderson (Nicole Oliver)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Tetris Attack

  1. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
  2. Lakitu (Tom Kenny)
  3. Bumpty (Brianne Siddall)
  4. Poochy (Frank Welker)
  5. Flying Wiggler (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Prince Froggy (Rodger Bumpass)
  7. Gargantua Blargg (Danny Cooksey)
  8. Lunge Fish (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Raphael The Raven (Phil LaMarr)

From F-Zero GP Legend

  1. Rick Wheeler (Frank Frankson)
  2. Jack Levin (Marc Thompson)
  3. Jody Summer (Veronica Taylor)
  4. Lucy Liberty (Amy Birnbaum)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Courage The Cowardly Dog

  1. Courage (Marty Grabstein)
  2. Muriel Bagge (Thea White)
  3. Eustace Bagge (Arthur Anderson)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From Josie and The Pussycats

  1. Josie McCoy (Janet Waldo)
  2. Valerie Brown (Barbara Pariot)
  3. Melody Valentine (Jackie Joseph)
  4. Alexander Cabot (Casey Kasem)
  5. Alan Mayberry (Jerry Dexter)
  6. Alexandra Cabot (Sherry Alberoni)

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and The Conductor
  2. A Cow On The Line


  • The eighth episode of the crossover.
  • You Don't Mean Anything To Me and Dangerous are sung to each band.
  • The Pussycat Crew debut.
  • It is revealed that bands are always bands.
  • Mary used a tambourine for her rock band.


  • (We open this episode with the Monster Buster Club theme)
  • (We then find Sam and the others at the community center)
  • Sam: So, are you ready to make some noise?
  • Ash: Yeah.
  • Raimundo: We can hardly say it's a battle of the band.
  • Mel: Do you know that bands come in handy?
  • Meilin: We prefer girl style.
  • Shaggy: Like, you know about band songs, eh?
  • Cathy: That's right.
  • Ash: Then you're just in time for a school of rock.
  • Lexi: Unfortunately, it's not.
  • Ash: What!?
  • Lexi: Bands don't belong in school.
  • Ash: Oh.
  • (The Pussycat Crew arrive)
  • Josie and the gang: Hey guys.
  • Sakura: Josie and the gang.
  • Madison: Welcome.
  • Brock: Josie, my darling princess, i knew i'd find you here.
  • Josie: Huh?
  • Brock: (proposing to Josie) I won't fear for you. Can we be married?
  • Josie: Not really.
  • (Kaiba grabs Brock by his back and pulls him aside)
  • Kaiba: Actually, princesses don't get married to princes.
  • Daphne: Like i was saying, your pink tights are cool.
  • Josie: They're under my blue skirt.
  • Rita: I've got my pink tights, too.
  • Lisa: And mine as well.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It's been a pleasure, Josie.
  • Rikochet: Hey, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Flea: The Flea is glad to have you drop by.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh yes. Today is the battle of the bands.
  • Virgil: See, Rich? They're ready to help us.
  • Richie: Do you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sure thing. He left the conductor behind. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So Thomas had learned to be patient.
  • Jackie: Thanks for hearing that.
  • Uncle: Uncle knows you're leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Cathy: Let's start a battle of the bands to see who sings.
  • Ash: Me and Rikochet will learn to sing You Don't Mean Anything To Me.
  • Mary: Wow.
  • Rikochet: We can do it.
  • Scooby: Rof course.
  • Mona: I'll bring Art and Decko to this group.
  • Ren: So, Wheeler, are you sure to sing Roxette's Dangerous?
  • Joey: Yeah.
  • Ally: I'm so excited.
  • Annie: So am I.
  • Falco: I'm ready to rock.
  • Yoshi: Yoshi want to rock, too.
  • Lexi: This plan settles here.
  • (Soon)
  • Kermit: Welcome one and all to the annual Battle of The Bands. Let's hear it for Ash and Rikochet singing You Don't Mean Anything To Me.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Ash and Rikochet begin to sing You Don't Mean Anything To Me, with Mary and the others playing the instruments)
  • Ash and Rikochet: Maybe, I'm just not good enough for you And maybe, i just don't wanna be like you. And maybe I just don't wanna know How low you're ready to go I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] You don't, You don't, You don't, You don't You don't mean anything to me [x2] You're what I never wanna be Tell me, does it feel good to be like you And tell me, why should I waste my time with you Cuz maybe you always bring me down And I'm sick of being pushed around I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] I know you think you know me You don't know anything I know you wanna help me I don't need anything Don't tell me where to go I don't need you to know You don't, you don't, you dont, you don't You don't mean anything to me You don't you dont, you don't, you don't You don't me anything to me [Chorus]
  • (You Don't Mean Anything To Me ends)
  • Ash: Thank you.
  • Rikochet and the others: Thanks.
  • Kermit: And now, Ren and The Kurenais will sing Dangerous from Roxette. Here they are.
  • (Everyone cheers in joy as Ren and Joey sing Dangerous, with Ally and the others doing the instruments)
  • Ren and Joey: You pack your bag. You take control. You're moving into my heart and into my soul. Get out of my way! Get out of my sight! I won't be walking on thin ice to get through the night. Hey, where's your work? What's your game? I know your business but I don't know your name... Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous. She's got what it takes to make ends meet the eyes of a lover that hit like heat. You know she's a little bit dangerous. You turn around, so hot and dry. You're hiding under a halo, your mouth is alive. Get out of my way! Get out of my sight! I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight. Hey, what's your word? What's your game? I know your business but I don't know your name... Hold on tight...
  • (Dangerous ends)
  • Ren: Thanks a lot.
  • Joey: Thanks.
  • (Sparks appear all of a sudden and the gang jump in terror)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Ally: Who crashed in our battle.
  • (Team Rocket and The Greasers appear)
  • Jessie: Ready to rock?
  • Cliff: Ready!
  • (Jessie and Cliff sing I Want To Conquer The World, with James and the others playing the instruments)
  • Jessie and Cliff: Hey Brother Christian with your high and might errand, Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying. Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion, Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation. Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure, Can you improve this place with the data that you gather? Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever? Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure? And I want to conquer the world, Give all the idiots a brand new religion, Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil, Promote equality in all my decisions With a quick wink of the eye And a "God you must be joking!" Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations, Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station? Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation, And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations. And I want to conquer the world, Give all the idiots a brand new religion, Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil, Promote equality in all of my decisions I want to conquer the world, Expose the culprits and feed them to the children, I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales, We'll have peace on earth and global communion. I want to conquer the world! (x4)
  • (I Want To Conquer The World ends)
  • Jessie: Thank you everyone!
  • Cliff: Thank you!
  • Ash: Team Rocket!
  • Rikochet: And The Greaser Dogs!
  • Ren: Hey, why do you have to ruin our battle!?
  • Jessie: Because we're better.
  • Cliff: It's our duty to sing.
  • James: We'd say it's a favor.
  • Lube: We're a band.
  • Meowth: Necessary ideas don't come in handy.
  • Shriek: We deserve it.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • (Kimiko kicks them out of the community center)
  • Kimiko: Get out and don't ever come back!
  • Jessie: That's it! We're out of here.
  • Cliff and the others: Yeah!
  • (Later, The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Why are you all sad?
  • Carly: We're sad because those thieves have ruined the battle of the band.
  • Lisa: Zis isn't good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Don't worry, you guys. It's just a competition.
  • Mel: Aw, i want my Ashy Boy to win.
  • Penny: What if Edward competed in a Bovine band.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: No really, but he had a Bovine experience. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Cow On The Line starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Edward was heading for trouble.
  • Edward: Come on! Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. Edward puffed and clanked, the cars rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Edward clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some cars were left behind.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
  • Edward: Bother those cars!
  • Mr. Conductor: He thought.
  • Edward: Why can't they come quietly?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Gordon and Henry heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Gordon: Fancy allowing cars to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Old Toby was cross.
  • Toby: You couldn't help it, Edward. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • (Edward's whistle toots and puffs away)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some days later, Gordon rushed through Edward's Station.
  • Gordon: Boop boop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon.
  • Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Gordon's Driver: Whoa, Gordon!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Gordon: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Henry arrived.
  • Henry: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry backed away nervously.
  • Henry: I don't want to hurt her.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, Henry's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Percy will take her along.
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Henry: Not a word.
  • Gordon: Keep it secret.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Gordon and Henry to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • (Crickets chirping; owl hoots)
  • Edward: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • Edward: Two big engines afraid of a cow.
  • Gordon: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Edward.
  • Edward: Yes, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. Gordon felt somehow that Edward "saw" only too well.
  • (A Cow On The Line ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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