Baxter and Gunther are born on December 13, 1995.
Mr. Hercules: Okay, class. Today we'll go on a field trip to Dutch Wonderland. Let's head for the bus. (pause) Wait a sec! Why are you pregnant, young lady?
Wilma: Because I have twins. Ouch...
(three days later...)
Stevie: What's wrong, Wilma? Are you okay?!
Wilma: Well, no! I'm just pregnant.
Stevie: Uh-oh. Let's go to the hospital.
Doctor: The doctor is here. My name is Dr. Grizzly.
Stevie: Eh, doctor... Is Wilma okay then?!
Doctor: Yes, Stevie. She's going to push. Push, push.
Stevie: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! (runs off)
Wilma: Ow, my heart's so big. Ahahahahahah...
Doctor: Okay, Wilma. One more push. THAR SHE BLOWS!!! (there is a big explosion, and the twins are out of Wilma's stomach) Congrats, Wilma! They're boys! What shall we name them?
Wilma: Baxter and Gunther.
Stevie: (walks in) I'm back, buttercup.
Wilma: Look at our new baby twins. Their names are Baxter and Gunther.
Stevie: Wow, they look like fans of Memy9909. Baxter wears a red shirt, and Gunther wears a green shirt.
Wilma: Let's go home with our babies, Stevie.
Stevie: Good idea.
(Baxter, Gunther, and their parents watch TV)
Baxter and Gunther: Trick-or-treat!
Man: Okay, you two. Here's some candy.
Baxter and Gunther: Thanks.
Mrs. Carrie: Okay, students. Today we'll use numbers. Baxter and Gunther, what's 22?
Mrs. Carrie: Oh my god, Baxter and Gunther! That's wrong, wrong, wrong! Now you're both expelled!
(Baxter and Gunther's parents died from a subway crash)
Baxter and Gunther: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!! We hate those killers who killed our parents!
(R.I.P.: Stevie and Wilma (1954 - 2006))
(Baxter and Gunther have their foster parents Gilbert and Vexy)
(Baxter and Gunther have a new baby sister named Babs)
(Baxter and Gunther get grounded)
Gilbert: Go to your rooms, Baxter and Gunther! Because you're both grounded forever!
July 26, 2013