Bayside Music Jam (Saved By The Bell Crossover)

Bayside Music Jam is a Saved By The Bell Crossover starring Zack Morris, Samuel Powers, A.C. Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano and Lisa Turtle joining the Conductors and the YTV Superstars for their biggest music jam in Bayside High School. Casts from Descendants: Wicked World and the upcoming Big City Greens join the Disney cast.

Info

• It is the night of the music jam at Bayside High, and everyone is ready to jam along to some of the pop songs. Rocket Raccoon and Perry the Platypus are also joining the jam, as they must keep Team Rocket, the Greaser Dogs, the Dagmar Company, the Koopalings, the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, and the Shadow Realm Residents from ruining everything.

Cast

1. Shining Time Station
2. Saved By The Bell
3. Pokemon
4. Sonic X
5. Digimon
6. Cardcaptors
7. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
8. Sailor Moon
9. Yu-Gi-Oh!
10. Tenkai Knights
11. Super Pig
12. The Winx Club
13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
14. Mermaid Melody
15. Beyblade
16. Bakugan
17. Goldfish Warning!
18. The Red Ribbon
19. Flint The Time Detective
20. Shinzo
21. Glitter Force
22. Dinozaurs
23. Medabots
24. Ultimate Muscle
25. Shaman King
26. F-Zero: GP Legend
27. Mew Mew Power
28. Magical Doremi
29. Dinosaur King
30. Chaotic
31. Cubix: Robots For Everyone
32. Tai Chi Chasers
33. G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
34. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
35. Wedding Peach
36. Mega Man: NT Warrior
37. Yo-Kai Watch
38. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
40. VR Troopers
41. Masked Rider
42. Big Bad Beetleborgs
43. Miraculous
44. Power Battle Watch Car
45. Blazing Team
46. Zak Storm
47. Mon Colle Knights
48. Future Card Buddyfight
49. Star Fox
50. Little Battler's Experience
51. Mucha Lucha
52. Scooby-Doo
53. Static Shock
54. The Zeta Project
55. Jackie Chan Adventures
56. Totally Spies!
57. X-Men: Evolution
58. The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
59. Men In Black: The Series
60. Jumanji
61. Biker Mice From Mars
62. Phantom Investigators
63. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
64. Tom and Jerry Tales
65. Detention
66. Road Rovers
67. Ozzy and Drix
68. Animaniacs
69. Xiaolin Showdown
70. Loonatics Unleashed
71. Jonny Quest
72. SWAT Kats
73. Batman Beyond
74. Guardians of The Galaxy
75. Extreme Ghostbusters
76. Back To The Future
77. Skunk Fu!
78. Johnny Test
79. The Susie Feeble Show
80. The Dork Diaries
81. Hoop-a-Joop
82. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
83. Captain N
84. Tetris Attack
85. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
86. Friends Forever
87. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
88. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
89. Teen Hearts
90. The Dynamic Girls
91. Power Crystal Girls
92. Soapin' Water
93. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
94. The Replacements
95. The Emperor's New School
96. The Proud Family
97. Phineas and Ferb
98. Kim Possible
99. American Dragon: Jake Long
100. Dave The Barbarian
101. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
102. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
103. Accidentally Adventures
104. Pinewood Middle School
105. Gravity Falls
106. Wander Over Yonder
107. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
108. Motorcity
109. Gummi Bears
110. Timon and Pumbaa
111. The 7D
112. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
113. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
114. The Buzz on Maggie
115. Pickle and Peanut
116. Milo Murphy's Law
117. Tangled
118. Underdog
119. Star Wars Rebels
120. Zachary and The Vamp
121. Future Worm!
122. Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer
123. Megan and Nick
124. Siobhan's Dampir Life
125. Big Hero 6
126. Hotel Transylvania: The Series
127. Jeff and Taylor
128. Rumor Has It
129. Descendants: Wicked World
130. Big City Greens
131. Dexter's Laboratory
132. Ed, Edd N Eddy
133. Courage The Cowardly Dog
134. The Powerpuff Girls
135. Johnny Bravo
136. Codename: Kids Next Door
137. Ben 10
138. Generator Rex
139. Cow and Chicken
140. Mike, Lu and Og
141. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
142. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
143. Adventure Time
144. Regular Show
145. The Secret Saturdays
146. Mighty Magiswords
147. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
148. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
149. Camp Lazlo
150. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
151. Turbo FAST
152. Legend Quest
153. Dragons
154. Dawn of The Croods
155. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
156. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
157. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
158. Buddy Thunderstruck
159. Dinotrux
160. Troll Hunters
161. Voltron: Legendary Defender
162. Kong: King of The Apes
163. All Hail King Julien
164. Camp Lakebottom
165. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
166. Fangbone!
167. RoboCop: Alpha Commando
168. Scary Larry
169. Angry Birds
170. Rocket Monkeys
171. Teacher's Pet
172. Teamo Supremo
173. Pink Panther and Pals
174. Super 4
175. Freakazoid!
176. Earthworm Jim
177. The Tick
178. Eek! The Cat
179. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
180. Yin Yang Yo!

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and The Rumours
2. James and The Trouble With Trees
3. Twin Trouble
4. Gordon Takes A Tumble

Trivia

• Appearances by the cast of Saved By The Bell.
• Kimiko's outfit: from Master Monk Guan.
• Also appearing in this crossover: Di Lung.

Script

• (We open this crossover with the Saved By The Bell theme song)
• Chorus: When I wake up in the morning
• (We soon find Ash and the others at Bayside High School)
• Ash: Whoa!
• Gary: What is this peculiar place?
• Helen: Bayside High School, probably home ta Mr. Beldin'.
• Sara: Zis is how ze students run zheir tests.
• Joey: And man, this is gonna be exciting!
• Tristan: There's Zack and the students of Bayside High!
• (Zack and his friends arrive)
• Zack: Good to see you all.
• Screech: There's going to be a Music Jam at the gym.
• A.C.: And we'll mean it.
• Brock: (as he and Bonnie hit on Kelly, Lisa and Jessie) Oh, we will!
• Bonnie: Can you three take care of Clemont for us?
• Kelly, Lisa and Jessie: Uh...
• (But an embarrassed Clemont pulls Brock and Bonnie away with his Ambipom arms)
• Brock and Bonnie: HEY!
• Clemont: You're going to drive me insane! Don't ever do that again!
• (The Conductors appear at that moment)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Clemont, what do we tell you to behave yourself?
• Muriel: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
• Eustace: What brings you stupid guys to Bayside High School?
• Mr. Conductor 3: Just in time for the Music Jam, you know.
• Prudence: Great!
• Penny: Do you remember Thomas?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Penny. He found rumors from all over the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
• (He blows his whistle and Thomas and The Rumours starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine loves his branch line. One day, when he stopped at a small station, some children looked sad.
• Girl: They closed our playground and our favorite sand pit.
• Boy: Teacher said the sand is soil and too dirty play in.
• Children: Please help us Thomas.
• Thomas: I'll see what i can do.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas kindly. Thomas hoped things weren't quite as bad as the children had made them out to be. But as he passed their playground, a large sign read: Playground Closed Until Further Notice.
• Thomas: The Children were right.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Thomas sadly. He puffed into the yard and was just about to tell the other engines about the playground when Percy rushed in.
• Gordon: You look glum, little Percy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
• Percy: Sir Topham Hatt told driver that he's using Harold to show a visitor the island instead of any of us engines.
• Gordon: Despicable!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
• Henry: Disgusting!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Henry.
• James: Engines are meant to take visitors around our island not that whirlybird thing.
• Mr. Conductor 2: James exclaimed. Gordon was the first to see Harold.
• Gordon: Harold thinks he can go faster than me. I'll show him.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Next, it was Henry's turn.
• Henry: Sir Topham Hatt has chosen Harold because he's more important than me. Well he's not. Harold can't fly through tunnels.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Percy stopped by a signal on his branch line near a field were sheep were grazing. Harold hovered for a while then buzzed away.
• Percy: I know what's he's doing. He's just counting sheep.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And Percy puffed along his line, feeling much better about his things. That evening, the engines talked about the situation.
• Gordon: Harold wants to get rid of us.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
• Henry: He doesn't need tunnels.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Added Henry.
• Percy: Don't worry, he's just counting sheep.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
• Gordon: Counting sheep? Pah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
• Gordon: He's counting how many engines he can get rid of. He'll see how useful i am tomorrow.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas wanted to mention the children's playground, but solving the mystery of Harold and the visitor came first. The next day, Gordon was travelling to collect his train.
• Driver: We'll show that whirlybird just how fast you can go, Gordon.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. But because they were watching Harold, they missed a signal and went onto the wrong line. Gordon was travelling to trouble. Ahead was a tunnel under repair. His driver reduced steam and braked hard, but it was too late.
• (Crash!)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Later, Thomas pulled Gordon clear with the breakdown train. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Gordon's Driver.
• Thomas: Will Gordon be scrapped, sir?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas sadly.
• Sir Topham Hatt: What makes you think that?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas decided to pluck up courage.
• Thomas: Because the engines think the visitor was here to see if he can be replaced by Harold.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well the engines are wrong and you shouldn't listened to rumours, Thomas. This gentleman is making a new playground for the children. It was easy to find a suitable site from up in the air.
• Visitor: And what's more.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said the visitor.
• Visitor: That tunnel sand will be perfect for the playground. Sand we found by accident you might say.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt still uses Harold to fly above the island. But all the engines know that Harold is spying on them. He is just being very useful.
• (Thomas and The Rumours ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how rumors can be easy.
• Kuzco: Wow.
• Kronk: You'd be leaving, huh?
• The Conductors: Yep!
• (The Conductors vanish)
• Miranda: We know what we're gonna do today.
• Clarissa: We're gonna have a music jam here at the gym and...
• Janet: Wait a minute, where'd Rocket go?
• Phineas: And Perry?
• (Rocket and Perry enter Mr. Belding's office)
• Mr. Belding: Oh, Rocket Raccoon and Agent P!
• Rabbit: You're just in time.
• Principal Slimovitz: Tonight is the annual music jam at Bayside High School.
• Julie: And you two are invited!
• Theresa: There will be music from pop stars.
• Ann: And many other bands.
• Alpha 5: Uh huh.
• Major Monogram: Make sure to keep Team Rocket and Friends away from the party.
• Zordon: We're counting on you both.
• Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) We will!
• (They leave Mr. Belding's office)
• (The scene transits to Ash arriving at the decorated gym)
• Ash: Wow! Looks like some people made this gym a success. I'd better tell Sakura.
• (But he suddenly bumps into Di Lung)
• Di Lung: Watch where you're going, ya fool!
• Ash: Hey! Don't you dare call me that!
• (At that moment, Jessie, Cliff, Petra Fina, Larry Koopa, Lance and Ulric arrive)
• Jessie: Have you lost your mind?!
• Cliff: We're the ones who are participating in a party!
• Petra Fina: And you're just a pathetic excuse to Bayside High!
• Larry Koopa: That's right!
• Lance: We were meant to take over!
• Ulric: And you know that!
• (Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny, and Senora Zapata approach)
• Heather: Really, guys?!
• Lexi: We should participate in it, too!
• Zapata: Surely, Puss in the Boots won't jam along to the music!
• (The Conductors return)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Sure, he will!
• Jessie: Conductors?
• Cliff: What brings you here?
• Mr. Conductor 3: Just in time for the jam.
• Petra Fina: Gosh.
• Larry Koopa: Do you remind us of James?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Larry. He had an encounter with a tree on the line. Let me explain.
• (He blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
• Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
• Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
• Thomas: Bother!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
• Thomas: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say i look silly.
• Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
• James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm the pride of the line and...
• Henry: Rubbish!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
• Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
• Percy: It's been like this all day.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
• Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
• Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
• James: I rather not.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
• James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
• (Crash)
• James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
• Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
• James: Pah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
• James: If I came upon a tree I just push it aside.
• Henry: Really!?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
• James: Make way for an important engine.
• Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
• James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
• Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Advised Terence.
• James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• James: But, sir, I've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
• Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
• Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a difficult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
• James: Oh help!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
• James: Go away!
• Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
• James' Driver: It's Thomas.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrassed and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
• Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
• James: So am I.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
• James: As ready as I'll ever be.
• Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
• (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
• James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
• Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
• Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
• (James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how James learned to be extra careful.
• Lance: You're right.
• Ulric: You'd be leaving, huh?
• The Conductors: Yep!
• (The Conductors vanish, just as Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls arrive)
• Rebecca: Hey, Ashy-Boy!
• Thorn: Ready to rock?
• Ash: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
• (Soon, Elmo and Kermit the Frog are on stage, making a big speech)
• Elmo: Elmo would like to welcome you all to the Bayside Music Jam!
• Kermit: In our first act, Stronger by Britney Spears!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls sing Stronger)
• Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls: Ooh, hey, yeah! Hush, just stop There's nothing you can do or say, baby I've had enough I'm not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Than I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn't really care 'bout me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong 'Cause now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Come on, now Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don't need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don't need nobody, not anybody Here I go, here I go, here I go Alright Here I go, here I go, here I go  Stronger, than yesterday It's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more Now I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger!
• (Stronger ends as Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls bow down)
• Ash: Yes!
• Rebecca: We did it!
• Sakura: Wow. I've never seen Ash sing like that.
• Pooh: So am I.
• Elmo: Let's go for our second act called Come On Over!
• Kermit: The second song made originally from Christina Aguilera!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Kassie Carlen performs Come On Over)
• Kassie: (singing) Come on over, come on over baby Come on over, come on over baby (here we go, uh uh) Come on over, come on over baby (that´s right) Come on over (yeah yeah yeah yeah) Come on over baby Hey boy, don´t you know I got something going on (yeah, come on) I got an invitation Don´t you keep me waiting all night long (yeah) I know, you know (you know) So baby, don´t Pretend you won´t (pretend you won´t) Keep me guessing with ya You will or you won´t Don´t want to play that game with ya, baby So listen to me Come over here , baby (All I want is you) You know you make me go crazy (All I want is you) Now baby, don´t be shy You better cross the line I´m gonna love you right All I want is you Come on over (that´s right), come on over baby (oh yeah yeah) Come on over, come on over baby I'm not just talking about your sexuality (Your sexuality) But I can´t help myself when you put your hands on me, oh oh (When you put your hands on me) It´s paradise (it´s paradise) When you and I Get close, skin tight (uh uh uh) When I want to, I want to Go on all night (all night) I want to play that game with ya, baby (oh yeah) So listen to me... Come over here, baby (All I want is you) You know you make me go crazy (All I want is you) Now baby, don´t be shy You better cross the line I´m gonna love you right All I want is you Come on over, come on over baby (oh yeah yeah yeah) Come on over, come on over baby Don´t you want to be the one tonight? We can do exactly what you like Don´t you want to be just you and me We can do what comes naturally I gotta a thing for you Got my mind made up (yeah) And I´m serious, never been more, baby Don´t show it, but it´s real (so sure) And it´s right here (come on!) Come on, come on, come on over (oh, yeah yeah yeah) Come on, come on, come on over Come on, come on, come on over Come on, come on, come on over (hey... , yeah) Come on, come on, come on over Come on, come on, come on over (you give me...) What a girl feels What a girl needs What a girl likes What a girl wants... All I, All I want is you Whoa, oh baby (All I want is you) Oh, you make me go crazy (All I want is you) Now baby, don´t be shy You better cross the line I´m gonna love you right All I want is you Ooh..., yeah, oh (All I want is you) Oh, you make me go crazy, ooh (All I want is you) Now baby, don´t be shy You better cross the line I´m gonna love you right ´Cause all I want is you.
• (Come On Over ends as Kassie delivers a bow)
• Kassie: Woo! I've won!
• Radford: Nicely done, Kassie. How about a shareable kiss.
• Kassie: (nervously) Well, I...
• Hikaru: Come along, Radford. You don't want to be rejected, right?
• Radford: Oh, right!
• Elmo: Elmo's about to be on a third act.
• Kermit: The Sweet Escape from Gwen Stefani is the third song ever!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Madison and Tracey sing The Sweet Escape)
• Tracey: Woo-Hoo, Yee-Hoo,
• Madison: If I could escape, I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
• Tracey and Madison: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
• Tracey: I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah.
• Madison: You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me.
• Tracey and Madison: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy)I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah)Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo.
• (The Sweet Escape ends as Tracey and Madison share a lovable kiss)
• Lillie: Aw, look at that!
• Mallow: Just Tracey and Madison.
• Lana: Good.
• (Gonger hits his signature gong at that moment, just as the Conductors return)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Care for a break?
• Mr. Conductor 3: You will!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Donald and Douglas's big fallout.
• (He blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are Scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
• Trevor: Oh no!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
• Donald: Stop!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
• Donald: Stop being pushy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
• Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
• Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
• Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
• Donald: Didn't!
• Douglas: Did!
• Donald: Did not!
• Douglas: Did too!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
• Donald: May I go, sir?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
• Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
• Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
• Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
• Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
• Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
• Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
• Donald: I have work to do.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
• Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
• Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
• Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
• Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
• Douglas: I was just passing.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
• Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
• Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
• Duck: Look out!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
• Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
• Duck: Donald is in trouble.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
• Douglas: Donald in trouble?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
• Douglas: I'm on my way!
• Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
• Donald: Thank you.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
• Donald: And I'm sorry.
• Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
• Donald: I'm sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
• Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
• Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
• (Twin Trouble ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Donald and Douglas learned about an apology.
• Mr. Conductor 1 and 3: Good.
• Elmo: Our fourth act is a musical sensation!
• Kermit: Bye Bye Bye from NSYNC is the next to start!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Dipper and the Several Timez Band sing Bye Bye Bye)
• Dipper, Creggy, Greggy, Leggy, Chubby and Big Chris: Hey hey Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more  It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason,  Baby come on I live for you and me,  And now I really come to see,  That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh) It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough Don't wanna be your fool In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough) But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough), I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough). Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye.
• (Bye Bye Bye ends as Dipper and Several Timez deliver a pose)
• Dipper: I did it!
• Megan: Oh, Dipper! You're a hero!
• (She kisses Dipper in the cheek)
• Dipper: Ah, thank you.
• Star: No way!
• Milo: Well, better luck next time, Star.
• Elmo: Our fifth act is about pure romance.
• Kermit: Smash Mouth's I'm A Believer gets all set!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Raimundo sings I'm A Believer)
• Raimundo: (singing) I thought love was Only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else But not for me Love was out to get to me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted All my dreams And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried I thought love was More or less a given thing But the more I gave the less I got, oh yeah What's the use in trying All you get is pain When I wanted sunshine I got rain And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried What's the use in trying All you get is pain When I wanted sunshine I got rain And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace Of doubt in my mind Now I'm a believer Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a believer I'm a believer I'm a believer.
• (I'm A Believer ends)
• Raimundo: I've won!
• Mina: (as she arrives) Yo, Raimundo!
• Raimundo: Hey, Mina.
• Mina: Thanks for hearing about your concert.
• Raimundo: No problem at all!
• Elmo: It's our last act!
• Kermit: The Call by Backstreet Boys will end the concert!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Sandra McCormick picks up the phone)
• Sandra: Hello?
• Dan: Hi, it's me what's up baby? I'm sorry listen I'm gonna be late tonight so don't stay up and wait for me ok?"
• Sandra: Where are you?
• Dan: Wait wait say that again?
• Sandra: Hello?
• Dan: You're really dropping out I think my battery must be low. Listen if you can hear me we're goin' to a place nearby, alright? Gotta go" [click] Let me tell you the story about the call that changed my destiny Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery I was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me Said 'Hi, I got a little place nearby Wanna go?', I should have said 'No' Someone's waiting for me But I called my girl up and said Listen Baby I'm sorry Just wanna tell you don't worry I will be late don't stay up and wait for me I'll say again you're dropping out my battery is low So you know we're goin' to a place nearby I gotta go Now two years gone, nothing's been won I can't take it back what's done is done One of her friends found out That she wasn't my only one And it eats me from inside, that she's not by my side Just because I made that call and lied Listen Baby I'm sorry Just wanna tell you don't worry I will be late don't stay up and wait for me I'll say again you're dropping out my battery is low So you know we're goin to a place nearby I gotta go Let me tell you the story about the call that changed my destiny Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery I was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me Said I, I got a little place nearby Gotta go Listen Baby I'm sorry Just wanna tell you don't worry I will be late don't stay up and wait for me I'll say again you're dropping out my battery is low So you know we're goin to a place nearby Gotta go Listen Baby I'm sorry Just wanna tell you don't worry I will be late don't stay up and wait for me I'll say again you're dropping out my battery is low So you know we're goin to a place nearby We're goin to a place nearby Gotta go.
• (The Call ends)
• Dan: Now, where could she be?
• Sandra: (as she arrives) What up?
• Dan: It's you! I haven't seen this before.
• Sandra: Why certainly. You've done wonders with your singing voice.
• Dan: Gee, that's good.
• (Gonger delivers one last gong smack)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Our last story.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Get on the lookout.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Cause Gordon's about to come to an unexpected surprise.
• (He blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Tumble starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Gordon.
• Gordon: Watch out!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon wheeshed.
• Gordon: You'll get my paint all sooty.
• Salty: Pulling freight cars is a sooty job.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
• Salty: But then you wouldn't know.
• Gordon: Of course not.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed importantly.
• Gordon: Express engines don't pull freight cars it wouldn't be dignified.
• Percy: Dingyfried?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Puzzled Percy.
• Percy: What's that?
• Gordon: Dignified.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon corrected.
• Gordon: It means...
• Salty: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
• Gordon: Pah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Henry, Thomas and Percy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the docks immediately.
• Henry, Thomas and Percy: Yes sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: They whistled. Then Sir Topham Hatt turned to the big blue engine.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You too, Gordon.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to take the freight cars where they won't be in a way.
• Gordon: Freight cars!?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. He could not believe what he had heard. Gordon wasn't happy to be pulling freight cars. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
• Gordon: Hurry up, hurry up.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon crossly.
• Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas.
• Gordon: If i must pull freight cars then i'll show Salty how an express engine pulls freight cars.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed.
• Salty: Careful, captain.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Salty tooted.
• Salty: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: But Gordon ignored Salty. The next morning, Gordon raced along with his heavy load.
• Gordon: Now this is how you pull freight cars.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Gordon rattled through the junction.
• Gordon: That's strange, i'm on the branch line.
• Signalman: Oh no!
• Mr. Conductor 2: The signalman cried.
• Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
• Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Gordon had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Gordon ignored the sign.
• Gordon: I'm an express engine i don't go slow.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
• Gordon: Oh help!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
• (Gordon runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his tender and into a barn)
• Mr. Conductor 2: No one was hurt, but poor Gordon felt very undignified.
• Gordon: What will Sir Topham Hatt say.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You wanted to show Salty a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
• Gordon: Sorry, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Gordon was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
• Thomas: Everyone makes mistakes.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
• Thomas: Even you.
• James: Salty's sorry he teased you.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
• Gordon: And I'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon. And all the engines gave a jolly toot even Gordon.
• (Gordon Takes A Tumble ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon had to be more careful.
• Mr. Conductor 1: That's good.
• Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better jet.
• (The Conductors vanish)
• Elmo: And this year's Music Jam winner goes to...
• (Drums roll, then stop)
• Kermit: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
• Ash: All right!
• Sakura: He did it!
• Pooh: That was so nice of it!
• Todd and Kuzco: Yeah!
• Heather: Impossible! How could he win like this?!
• Mel: Uh, ma'am, I think you'd better...
• Heather: (knocking Mel down) It doesn't matter! I will have my vengeance for this!
• (But then, a letter flies into the Bayside gym and Scooby-Doo catches it)
• Scooby: Rit's a letter!
• Shaggy: But, like, where does it come from?
• Ash: (taking the letter) Let me see.
• (He reads the letter very carefully)
• Emily: What's it say?
• Ash: It says: Blast Ketchup is here.
• (BOING!)
• Ash: I'm a loser?!
• (He growls with anger as he shreds the letter apart)
• Turbo: Now, settle down!
• Leo: There's no need to be infuriated!
• Ash: (enraged) Oh, that Blast!
• Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
• Ash: (in a loud outburst) I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• (He dashes all the way out of Bayside High)
• Brad: Hey, get back here, you dill weed!
• Brittney: (whipping Brad with her hair) You're just pathetic!
• Jake: Aw, man!
• Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
• Smoove Move: This is insane!
• White Shadow: (sighs) You're right.
• (Courage whines and Eek lets out an embarrassing face palm as the crossover ends)
• (While the credits roll, the Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats theme plays)
• Chorus: Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone Playing pranks on everyone! There's a race to be on top The competition doesn't stop! Fixing with the ladies there Being charming debonair! The gang will reign supreme And no one can deny-ny-ny-ny! They'll make up history And always have an alibi-bi! So join in the jubilee The cats are great they'll all agree! Confind in each calamity The cats superiority! Ooh, oohooohooh Ooh, oohooohooh Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone You should realize he can win it with you!