Be Prepared is a Cozi Toons spoof to this Lion King song of the same title. It is a villainous song performed by Jessie as Scar, Cliff Feltbottom as Shenzi, Lance Alvers as Banzai and Cheatsy Koopa as Ed. Mentioned in this film is Ash Ketchum as Simba.


  • Following the death of Serena, Amy, Raye, Mina, and Lita and the heartbreaks of Ash, Brock and Misty, a big gathered meeting is held at the House of Villains, as Jessie shows Cliff, Lance and Cheatsy how they can all be prepared.


  1. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  2. James (Eric Stuart)
  3. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  4. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  5. Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  6. Lube Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)
  7. Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)
  8. Eddie The Squirrel (Dwight Schultz)
  9. Cheatsy Koopa (Adam McArthur)
  10. Big Mouth Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)
  11. Kootie Pie Koopa (Janyse Jaud)
  12. Hop Koopa (Greg Cipes)
  13. Bully Koopa (Jason Marsden)
  14. Hip Koopa (Ashley Johnson)
  15. Kooky Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)
  16. Lance Alvers/Avalanche (Christopher Grey)
  17. Todd Tolansky/Toad (Noel Fisher)
  18. Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (Richard Ian Cox)
  19. Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Kelly Sheridan)
  20. Frederick J. Dukes/Blob (Michael Dobson)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with the MGM logo starring an Ursaring that roars at us)
  • (We soon show the Villainous Songs in logo with Lance, Cliff, Jessie, and Cheatsy)
  • (Finally, we see the Be Prepared title card and we afterwards begin the song)
  • (We now find ourselves at the House of Villains, where a meeting is held inside)
  • Jessie: I never thought villains essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain... I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new eraIs tiptoeing nearer.
  • Cliff: And where do we feature?
  • Jessie: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared.
  • Jessie/Cheatsy: Be prepared!
  • Lance: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
  • Jessie: For the death of the king!
  • Lance: Why? Is he sick?
  • Jessie: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Serena, too.
  • Lance: Great idea! Who needs a king?
  • James and Lance: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!
  • Jessie: Idiots! There will be a king!
  • Lance: Hey, but you said, uh...
  • Jessie: I will be queen! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
  • James and Lance (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the queen!
  • Cheatsy: Long live the queen! Long live the queen! Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a queen who'll be all time adored.
  • Jessie: Of course, with pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Meowth: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Cheatsy: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Cheatsy: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Cheatsy: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Cheatsy: Endless meat!) Be queen, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.
  • Jessie/Cheatsy: Be prepared!
  • All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
  • (Be Prepared ends)
  • Jessie:

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