Be Prepared is a YTV All-Stars version of the Lion King song of the same name. It features Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Counterfeit Toys, The Koopalings, The Brotherhood of Mutants and The Residents of The Shadow Realm, as they prepare to witness the demises of The Sailor Scouts and Our Heroes, and the heartbreaks of The Totally Spies, The Eds, Mystery Inc and The Glitter Force.


  1. Jessie (Michele Knotz)
  2. James (Jimmy Zoppi)
  3. Meowth (Jimmy Zoppi)
  4. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  5. Clifford "Cliff" Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  6. Ignatius "Lube" Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)
  7. Alice "Shriek" DuBois (Maria Bamford)
  8. Ted (Jim Cummings)
  9. Vacuum Head (Chuck McGann)
  10. Pinky (Tom Kenny)
  11. Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (Adam McArthur)
  12. Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)
  13. Wendy "Kootie Pie" O. Koopa (Janyse Jaud)
  14. Iggy "Hop" Koopa (Greg Cipes)
  15. Roy "Bully" Koopa (Jason Marsden)
  16. Lemmy "Hip" Koopa (Lainie Frasier)
  17. Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Lance Alvers/Avalanche (Christopher Grey)
  19. Todd Tolansky/Toad (Noel Fisher)
  20. Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (Richard Ian Cox)
  21. Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Kelly Sheridan)
  22. Frederick J. Dukes/Blob (Michael Dobson)
  23. Ulric (Keith Silverstein)
  24. Brute (Keith Silverstein)
  25. Brooha (Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)

Script and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Vin Birch reading it)
  • Vin: And now, it's time for villain songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a villain song. We find Team Rocket and their friends as they prepare to witness Our Heroes and The Sailor Scouts' fall, as well as The Totally Spies, The Eds, Mystery Inc and The Glitter Force's heartbreaks.
  • Jessie: I never thought villains essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain... I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new eraIs tiptoeing nearer.
  • Cliff: And where do we feature?
  • Jessie: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared.
  • Jessie/Cheatsy: Be prepared!
  • Lance: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
  • Jessie: For the death of the king!
  • Lance: Why? Is he sick?
  • Jessie: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Serena, too.
  • Lance: Great idea! Who needs a king?
  • James and Lance: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!
  • Jessie: Idiots! There will be a king!
  • Lance: Hey, but you said, uh...
  • Jessie: I will be queen! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
  • James and Lance (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the queen!
  • Cheatsy: Long live the queen! Long live the queen! Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a queen who'll be all time adored.
  • Jessie: Of course, with pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Meowth: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Cheatsy: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Cheatsy: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Cheatsy: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Cheatsy: Endless meat!) Be queen, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.
  • Jessie/Cheatsy: Be prepared!
  • All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
  • (Be Prepared ends)
  • Jessie:

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