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Bear and Greg's Bug Festival is a crossover between Bear In The Big Blue House and The Wiggles, made as a crossover video by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • Today, we join casts from Shining Time Station, Doki, Wild Kratts, VeggieTales In The House, House of Mouse, and Fetch With Ruff Ruffman joining Bear, Tutter, Ojo, Treelo, Pip and Pop and Greg, Anthony, Jeff and Murray Wiggle, as they celebrate the bug festival at the downtown streets. Among the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Teen Hearts, The Dork Diaries, Tiny Toon Adventures, Scooby-Doo, Marilyn, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, The Emperor's New School, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Phineas and Ferb, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Accidentally Adventures, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Megaman NT Warrior, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, Tetris Attack, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Future Worm, Annie The Smart Female Genius, Huckapoo, Captain N: The Game Master, Timon and Pumbaa, Rumor Has It, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Glitter Force, Ozzy and Drix, Friends Forever, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, Starlight, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Fangbone!, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, The Adventures of Julie Kane, The 7D, Pickle and Peanut, Sonic X, Fluffy Gardens, Mermaids On The Go, The Goldfish Diaries, The Red Ribbon, Star Fox, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Donkey Kong Country, Turbo FAST, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, WarioWare, Future Card Buddyfight, Dragons, All Hail King Julien, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, Dawn of The Croods, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha: The Series, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Wild Kratts
  4. VeggieTales In The House
  5. House of Mouse
  6. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
  7. Bear In The Big Blue House
  8. The Wiggles
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Hoop-a-Joop
  12. Teen Hearts
  13. The Dork Diaries
  14. Tiny Toon Adventures
  15. Scooby-Doo
  16. Marilyn
  17. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  18. The Replacements
  19. The Emperor's New School
  20. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  21. Phineas and Ferb
  22. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  23. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  24. Accidentally Adventures
  25. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  26. Megaman NT Warrior
  27. Jackie Chan Adventures
  28. Phantom Investigators
  29. Static Shock
  30. Tetris Attack
  31. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  32. Jumanji
  33. Men In Black: The Series
  34. Batman Beyond
  35. Future Worm
  36. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  37. Huckapoo
  38. Captain N: The Game Master
  39. Timon and Pumbaa
  40. Rumor Has It
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Tom and Jerry Tales
  43. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  44. Glitter Force
  45. Ozzy and Drix
  46. Friends Forever
  47. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  48. Starlight
  49. Gravity Falls
  50. Wander Over Yonder
  51. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  52. Fangbone!
  53. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  54. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  55. The 7D
  56. Pickle and Peanut
  57. Sonic X
  58. Fluffy Gardens
  59. Mermaids On The Go
  60. The Goldfish Diaries
  61. The Red Ribbon
  62. Star Fox
  63. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  64. Donkey Kong Country
  65. Turbo FAST
  66. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  67. WarioWare
  68. Future Card Buddyfight
  69. Dragons
  70. All Hail King Julien
  71. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  72. Dawn of The Croods
  73. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  74. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  75. SWAT Kats
  76. The Pirates of Dark Water
  77. X-Men: Evolution
  78. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  79. Xiaolin Showdown
  80. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories (based on the first four episodes of Thomas' Fun-Time Adventures)

  1. A Proud Day For James
  2. Percy's Promise
  3. The Grand Opening
  4. Edward The Really Useful Engine

Songs

  1. Bear In The Big Blue House Theme Song
  2. Americano (during the Bug Festival preparation)
  3. That Is His Business (sung by Mitchie O'Hara)
  4. Ex's and Oh's (sung by Malinda Doe)
  5. Say You'll Be There (covered by Brock, Roxanne Rock and The Pussycats)
  6. The Sweet Escape (sung by Janna Sullivan and Howard Weinerman)
  7. You Don't Mean Anything To Me (sung by Rikochet and Kevin Keene)
  8. The Potential Breakup Song (covered by Ash Ketchum, Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls)
  9. Little Engines (the end theme)

Trivia

  • This video marks Bear, his friends and The Wiggles' first appearances.
  • Kimiko wears her Judging Omi outfit.
  • New Songs: Ex's and Oh's and You Don't Mean Anything To Me.
  • We are introduced to Danny and Future Worm.
  • Mindy mentions Shun.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the Jim Henson Productions logo)
  • (We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the Bear In The Big Blue House theme song)
  • Bear: Welcome to the blue house Hello from the small mouse Things to do Fun for you Howdy from the big bear Want some fun Here's where Just for you All is new in the house of blue Lots of room in our house Catch the moon at our house Kitchen's here, Bathroom's there Attic full of stuff here Pillows full of fluff here Woopy-Do Just for you in the house of blue Welcome, welcome, welcome In the big blue house x2 Door is open come on in Now you're here So lets...Begin woo.
  • (We soon find Doki and the gang at the downtown streets)
  • Doki: Here we are, you guys.
  • Bob: We're in the downtown streets.
  • Mickey: This is where the festival begins.
  • Ash: Great!
  • Raimundo: I'm psyched to see all kinds of bugs.
  • Mel: Well, music would be fine.
  • Meilin: Indeed.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Bear and the others?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it's true.
  • Mindy: I want to know about Shun Kazami eh, Ashy-Boo?
  • Kazane: He's a battle brawler who has black hair like you.
  • Ash: Uh...
  • Lorelei: Mindy and Kazane, don't do that!
  • Jordan: We're the ones who want Ash Ketchum, not you two!
  • Rabbit: Just hold on, girls, hold on!
  • Donkey Kong: We don't want any fighting right here!
  • Lorelei, Mindy, Kazane, and Jordan: Sorry.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: I knew you'd be meeting Rebecca, your sweet princess who's with the Hex Girls.
  • Rikochet: Well, me and Kevin will do a Simple Plan cover.
  • Flea: And look, The Flea has company coming!
  • (Bear, his friends, and The Wiggles show up, carrying bunches of bugs)
  • Bear, his friends, and The Wiggles: Hi, everyone!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini see the bees in their cages and freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away in great fear)
  • Mitchie: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Puss: Lily?
  • Plucky: Brianna?
  • Amethyst: Panini?
  • Misty: Get those disgusted bees away from us!
  • Mel: They're very scary!
  • Lily: And very horrible!
  • Brianna: And they want our noses to be turned red!
  • Panini: Please get rid of them right now!
  • Alex: Getting rid of the bees, huh?
  • Peter: What a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, but Brittney and Malinda stomp on each of their feet)
  • Alex and Peter: AIYEEE!!!
  • Brittney and Malinda: Shut up, you scallions!
  • Judy: (defending Alex and Peter) Don't tell my brothers to shut up! Why don't you leave them alone!
  • (Virgil and Richie sigh with embarrassment)
  • Dulcinea: Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini, are you girls alright?
  • Astrid: Tell us what has happened?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: (in unison) This isn't a bug expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Penn: What?! A Torture Chamber?!
  • Boone: You've gotta be kidding!
  • Jade: We thought bugs can be friendly to humans.
  • Buena Girl: And you know what, it's far dangerous for any girl who can make herself in a pickle.
  • Lexi: (pushing them away) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl upon hearing what Lexi has said)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: Here we go again.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Girls, calm down!
  • Randy: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Howard: What on earth are you doing downtown?
  • Pickle: A bug festival, right?
  • Peanut: Then, you've got it all along.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This is why we're celebrating this party.
  • Heather: Really?
  • Sally: Oh, boy!
  • Helen: Ah can't wait ta make the bugs get things goin'.
  • Sarah: Do you remember James ze splendid red engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Sarah. He had his chance to take Gordon's express. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Proud Day For James starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One night, Henry and Gordon were alone with James. Although Sir Topham Hatt was beginning to think well of them. Whenever a chance came the other engines will talk of nothing but bootlace.
  • Henry: Remember when they had to use a bootlace to get you out of trouble James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They would tease. James tried to get back by talking about Henry who got shut up in a tunnel and Gordon who got stuck on a hill. But they wouldn't listen.
  • Gordon: You talk too much little James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: A fine strong engine like me has something to talk about. I'm the only engine who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need two engines. Think of that. I've pulled expresses for years, and have never once lost my way. I seem to know the right line by instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that the signalman sets the switches to make the engines run on the right track. But Gordon was so proud he had forgotten.
  • Gordon: Wake up, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon next morning.
  • Gordon: It's time for the express. What are you doing? Odd Jobs? Ah well. We all have to begin somewhere, don't we? Run along and get my coaches. Don't be late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James went to get Gordon's coaches. They were all shining with new paint. He was careful not to bump them and they followed him smoothly into the station, singing happily...
  • Coaches: We're going away, we're going away.
  • James: I wish I was going with you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should love to pull the express and go flying above the line!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon with much noise and blowing off steam, got ready to back on to the train. Sir Topham Hatt was on the train with other important people and as soon as they heard the conductor's whistle, Gordon started.
  • Gordon: Look at me now! Look at me now!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed and the coaches glided after him.
  • Gordon: Boop boop boop boop boop! Goodbye, little James, see you tomorrow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James watched the train disappeared and then went back to work. He pushed some freight cars into their proper sidings and went to fetch the coaches for another train. James had just brought the coaches into the platform when he heard a mournful noise. There was Gordon trying to sneak into the station without being noticed.
  • James: Hello, Gordon. Is it tomorrow?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon didn't answer. He just let off steam feebly.
  • James: Did you lose your weight, Gordon?
  • Gordon: No, it was lost for me. I was switched off the main line onto the loop. I have to go all around and back again.
  • James: Perhaps it was instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James. All the passengers were shouting at the ticket window.
  • Passengers: We want our money back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt climbed onto a cart and blew the conductor's whistle so loudly that they all stopped to look at him. Then he promised a new train at once.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon can't do it. Will you pull it for us, James?
  • James: Yes sir, I'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James was coupled on, and everyone got in.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do your best, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Come along, come along!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Coaches: You're pulling us well, you're pulling us well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sang the coaches.
  • James: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James. Bridges and stations flashed by the passengers cheered and they soon reached the station. Everyone said thank you to James and Sir Topham Hatt was very impressed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done. Would you like to pull the express sometimes?
  • James: Yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James. Next day when James came by, Gordon was pushing freight cars.
  • Gordon: I like some quiet work for a change.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Gordon: I'm teaching these cars manners. You did well with those coaches I hear. Good, we'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he gave his cars a bump. James and Gordon are now good friends. James sometimes takes the express to give Gordon a rest. Gordon never talks about bootlaces, and they are both quite agreed on a subject of freight cars.
  • (A Proud Day For James ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why James had pulled Gordon's express.
  • Razor: I see to it.
  • T-Bone: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Bear: Let's decorate the festival as steady as we are.
  • Greg: Come on.
  • Lan: All right!
  • Dex: Bug festival, here we come!
  • Misty: Lexi's right. We do get scared sometimes.
  • Togepi: Chuki?
  • Mel: It's not the same!
  • Lily: All we wish for are other kinds of animals.
  • Brianna: Like domestic ones for example.
  • Panini: Hope so.
  • (As we go into a montage of the gang, we can hear Americano)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends)
  • (We soon transit to Ash and Brock walking along)
  • Ash: I wonder if tonight's show starts?
  • Brock: Me too.
  • (Rebecca, Roxanne and the Hanna Barbera Girl Bands appear)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Roxanne and The Pussycats: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy.
  • Ash: (blushing) Hey, sweet princess! Seems that you and the Hex Girls are in a band.
  • Brock: (also blushing) Roxanne Rock, I knew you and The Pussycats are formed together.
  • Rebecca: Yes indeed.
  • Roxanne: We are part of the group, as we said.
  • (The others arrive and see Ash and Brock in heaven)
  • Rikochet: Oh, great!
  • Kevin: Two boys in love.
  • Zuzu: Give me a break.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So, how many songs do we have?
  • Rebecca: Over six.
  • Roxanne: You're excited to participate!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Kermit and Jasper will host it.
  • Paolo: I just can't wait!
  • Tooty: Do you know about Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Tooty. He had to keep a promise to his friends. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Percy's Promise starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every summer, the Island of Sodor was very busy. Holiday makers love the sight see. When the weather is fine, there's no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains. Others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Thomas was puffing along the line that runs by the coast. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. Percy was taking some freight cars at the Harbour.
  • Percy: Hello, Thomas. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of freight cars.
  • Thomas: They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
  • Percy: Of course I will.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Promised Percy. Later, Percy saw Harold.
  • Harold: Sorry, Percy. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
  • Percy: Why?
  • Harold: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, Percy.
  • Percy: Huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Percy.
  • Percy: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
  • Edward: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned Edward.
  • Edward: There's a storm coming.
  • Percy: A promise is a promise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Percy.
  • Percy: No matter what the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Annie and Clarabel were glad when Percy arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down Percy's boiler.
  • Percy: Ugh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. Percy struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
  • Percy: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Complained Percy as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
  • (Percy falls into the water and inside him, the fire gets sloshed)
  • Percy: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Percy.
  • Percy: The water's sloshing my fire!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy's driver and fireman had to find some more firewood.
  • Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman to the conductor.
  • Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, Percy's fire was burning well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Harold.
  • Percy: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Percy.
  • Percy: Harold's coming to laugh at me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Something floated onto Percy's boiler.
  • Percy: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Percy.
  • Percy: He needed throw things.
  • Driver: It's a parachute!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: Harold's dropping hot drinks from us.
  • Percy: Thank you, Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Percy.
  • Harold: Good to be at service.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Harold as buzzed away. The water lapped Percy's wheels. Percy was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
  • Percy: I promised.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • Percy: I promised.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
  • Thomas: Well done, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cheered Thomas.
  • Thomas: You kept your promise, despite everything!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt arrived in Harold. First, he thanked the men, then Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Harold told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful engine.
  • Percy: Oh sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Percy happily.
  • (Percy's Promise ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Percy learned to keep a promise.
  • Donkey Kong: Good.
  • Diddy Kong: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Mitchie: Let me go first. The talent show is about to begin.
  • Ash: Very well.
  • (Soon, the talent show has begun and Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock appear on stage)
  • Kermit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the annual downtown performance.
  • Jasper: God told us all about music.
  • Evy: I knew it'll work.
  • Rick: Yep.
  • Kermit: In our first song is That Is His Business!
  • Jasper: Sung by Mitchie O'Hara herself.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Mitchie sings That Is His Business, with the Mariachi playing instruments)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: I did it, I did it!
  • Scott: (as he arrives) Yo, Mitch!
  • Mitchie: Yes, Scott?
  • Scott: Nicely done for singing. I'm impressed.
  • Mitchie: Why thank you!
  • Kermit: In our second act is Elle King's Ex's and Oh's.
  • Jasper: Sung by Malinda Doe herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Malinda sings Ex's and Oh's while playing through her guitar)
  • Malinda: (singing) Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man I showed him all the things that he didn't understand Whoa, and then I let him go Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK Hey, hey, until I made my getaway One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's I had a summer lover down in New Orleans Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring My, my, how the seasons go by I get high, and I love to get low So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll You know that's how the story goes One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's One, two, three, they gonna run back to me Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's.
  • (Ex's and Oh's ends)
  • Malinda: Yeah! I'm number one!
  • Reginald: Hey, Malinda!
  • Malinda: Reggie?
  • Reginald: I'm glad that you've sung it perfectly. You deserve it.
  • Malinda: That's good.
  • Kermit: In our third act is Spice Girls' Say You'll Be There!
  • Jasper: Sung by Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats: Say you'll be there I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • (Brock and Roxanne both kiss together)
  • Brock: (holding Roxanne's hands) We've finally made it!
  • Roxanne: Yep.
  • Josie: We're a cracking band!
  • Melody: (giggling) That's right.
  • Valerie: We've been a success!
  • Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, how are you?
  • Brock: Erika! I haven't seen you for years.
  • Erika: Well, you've got yourself the right choice.
  • Brock: (blushing) Thanks a lot.
  • (Gonger smacks his gong)
  • Rabbit: I've heard that sound.
  • Gonger: Me.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Time for a break you guys.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cause it's a Thomas Story.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Didn't you all know about Skarloey's rush to the ceremony?
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and The Grand Opening starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The engines on the mountain railway were excited. They were helping to build a new line. It would take visitors to even more beautiful places on the Island of Sodor. Sir Topham Hatt arrived with important news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The grand opening is this afternoon. I want to see the new line from the air. Lady Hatt and I will arrive on Harold The Helicopter.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just then, Skarloey chugged in.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're late for the announcement.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Complained Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines are never late.
  • Skarloey: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: At the airfield there was another problem.
  • Harold's Pilot: Engine trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the pilot.
  • Harold's Pilot: Harold's not going anywhere today.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Lady Hatt was most upset.
  • Lady Hatt: But I've been looking forward to the grand opening all week.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And I, my dear, will find a solution.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And he did.
  • Lady Hatt: Topham, you cannot be serious. Me ride in this.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The wind direction is perfect. We'll be there in no time.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Soon the hot air balloon rose into the sky. But Skarloey was upset.
  • Skarloey: All this extra work is going to make me late again.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The hot air balloon was floating peacefully through the sky. Lady Hatt was enjoying herself.
  • Lady Hatt: The new line looks splendid.
  • Michael Brandon: She said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thank you, my dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Sir Topham Hatt. Down the track, the workmen were still loading their ladders.
  • Skarloey: Hurry up, hurry up!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Skarloey puffed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If Skarloey doesn't hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sighed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: He'll be late again.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: All the engines were ready for the grand opening.
  • Rusty: Where's Skarloey?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rusty asked.
  • Peter Sam: He promised to be on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Peter Sam. At last, Skarloey was on his way. Then there was trouble. The balloon's flame suddenly went out, the air in the balloon cooled and the balloon started to fall.
  • Pilot: Hold tight.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The pilot called.
  • Lady Hatt: I want to get out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Demanded Lady Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not now, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Skarloey: The balloon's going to land in the tree.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Skarloey. And it came down right in front of Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: There's Sir Topham Hatt!
  • Lady Hatt: My hat is ruined!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Lady Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So is mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Don't worry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Skarloey's driver.
  • Skarloey's Driver: We'll soon have you down.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Am I glad to see you, Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: Thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Before long, Sir Topham Hatt and Lady Hatt were safely on the ground. They boarded Skarloey's boxcar and set off at once. Everyone was waiting as Skarloey brought his important passengers to the grand opening. Sir Topham Hatt declared the new line open.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: With special thanks to Skarloey.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: For helping us get here.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Everyone cheered.
  • Rusty: Even so you were still late.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Teased Rusty.
  • Skarloey: I know.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: But because I was late, Sir Topham Hatt was right on time.
  • (The Grand Opening ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Skarloey got to the ceremony on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's cool!
  • Kermit: In our fourth act is Gwen Stefani and Akon's The Sweet Escape!
  • Jasper: Sung by Janna Sullivan and Howard Weinerman!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Janna and Howard sing The Sweet Escape)
  • Howard: Woo-Hoo, Yee-Hoo!
  • Janna: If I could escape. I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
  • Howard and Janna: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
  • Howard: I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah.
  • Janna: You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me.
  • Howard and Janna: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy)I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah)Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo.
  • (The Sweet Escape ends)
  • Howard: We've done it!
  • Janna: Cool!
  • Kermit: Our fifth song is a Simple Plan song called You Don't Mean Anything To Me.
  • Jasper: Sung by Rikochet and Kevin Keene!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Rikochet and Kevin sing You Don't Mean Anything To Me)
  • Rikochet and Kevin: Maybe, I'm just not good enough for you And maybe, i just don't wanna be like you And maybe I just don't wanna know How low you're ready to go I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] You don't, You don't, You don't, You don't You don't mean anything to me [x2] You're what I never wanna be Tell me, does it feel good to be like you And tell me, why should I waste my time with you Cuz maybe you always bring me down And I'm sick of being pushed around I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] I know you think you know me You don't know anything I know you wanna help me I don't need anything Don't tell me where to go I don't need you to know You don't, you don't, you dont, you don't You don't mean anything to me You don't you don't, you don't, you don't You don't me anything to me [Chorus]
  • (You Don't Mean Anything To Me ends)
  • Rikochet: Woo! We've made it!
  • Kevin: Yeah!
  • Star: (as Diana arrives) Diana, what's up?
  • Diana: I was happy to hear Kevin perform.
  • Star: Interesting.
  • Kermit: Let's end the show with the last song.
  • Jasper: The Potential Breakup Song as covered by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls: Lalalalalala It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back. And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly. C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Yay!
  • Thorn: We rock!
  • Dusk: Boo-Ya!
  • Luna: All right!
  • Sakura: (as she and Kaito watch from far away) Wow. I knew Ash and Rebecca would make such a nice couple.
  • Kaito: Me too.
  • (Gonger smacks his gong again)
  • Gonger: One more story!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Absolutely!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Get ready, everyone!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cause Edward's proving to be never retired.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Edward The Really Useful Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor are good at different things. Gordon is a very good express, Percy is good at carrying the mail and when Edward is not hauling freight cars, he is very good at being a back engine. When engines have heavy loads, Edward buffers up behind and helps push. But Edward is old. Some engines think this makes him unreliable.
  • Gordon: Edward is a useless old steam-pot.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon sniffed.
  • Gordon: He should be retired.
  • Percy: But he doesn't have tires.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said.
  • Thomas: Retired.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Means taken out of service.
  • Gordon: And not a moment too soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon. And the other big engines agreed with him, but Percy was very upset. Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Percy told him about Edward.
  • Percy: The big engines don't think he's useful anymore.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Percy's driver saw Sir Topham Hatt and told him what Percy had said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I will attend to the matter immediately.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Sir Topham Hatt had a plan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The new loop line is completed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said to Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to teach Stepney how to run it properly.
  • Edward: But sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Edward: Who will look after the freight cars?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck will do your work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt replied. When the other engines heard Duck was going to help them, they were pleased.
  • Henry: Duck is very reliable.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Gordon: It makes no difference to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon pompously.
  • Gordon: I don't need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he wheeshed away. Edward enjoyed working with Stepney. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside. But Duck was not happy. The trucks were playing their silly games.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Duck should play with other ducks cause he's no good at pulling trucks. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Hold back, hold back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They giggled. Duck found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Gordon's Hill, his wheels stopped all together. Duck was stuck.
  • Duck's Driver: Oh, no.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Duck's Driver: This is Gordon's line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck's guard phoned the signalman to warn him.
  • Signalman: It's too late to switch Gordon to the middle line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You'll have to flag him down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon saw the guard.
  • Gordon: If I stop on this hill, I'll never get started again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said crossly and he buffered up to Duck. Gordon tried to set off again, but his wheels spun and spun.
  • Gordon's Driver: It's no use. We need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the driver.
  • Gordon's Driver: I'll send for Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was cross. Edward was excited. He was going to be a back engine for two trains. Edward cheerfully buffered up and the strange train set off. They chuffed gently into the station.
  • Boy: Look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed a boy.
  • Boy: The back engine must be the strongest and the best.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was embarrassed. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You have set rude things about Edward. He proved today that he is useful reliable and very helpful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon felt very ashamed. The next morning, Gordon apologized.
  • Gordon: Thank you for helping me Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: You really are a useful engine.
  • Edward: It's good to be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Edward chuffed happily. Sir Topham Hatt's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Edward retiring.
  • (Edward The Really Useful Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Edward never retired.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You're absolutely right.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He's a kind engine, too.
  • Kermit: And the winner goes to...
  • (Jasper checks on the results)
  • Jasper: Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet, who has now moved to New Bark Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: WHAT?!!!
  • Brittney: We knew this wouldn't have happened!
  • Meilin: We're in trouble now!
  • Malinda: Oh, come on! Master Lexi won't like this incident!
  • Mary: Congratulations, big brother. I'm sure your mom and dad will understand.
  • Ash: Thank you, little sister.
  • Archibald: Excuse me, Ash. There's a letter written for you.
  • (Ash takes the letter Archibald is holding and reads it)
  • Rebecca: What does it say?
  • Ash: It says: Gary was here? I'm a loser?!
  • (He growls loudly as he shreds the letter apart, as his friends watch in horror)
  • Brock: Ash, what's happening to you?!
  • Misty: Take it easy, please!
  • Ash: (outraged) Oh, that Gary! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He races out of downtown with anger)
  • Kick: Ash, where are you going?!
  • Brad: Get back here, you dill weed!
  • (But Ash is gone to find his rival)
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.
  • Christopher Robin: Now, we're in for it!
  • Jessica: It's a shame!
  • Allie: Life wouldn't be left without him!
  • (Scooby does his trademark Where Are You gulp as the video ends)
  • (While the credits roll, the Thomas song, Little Engines, plays)
  • Children: Main Line Engines always boast how big they are, Superior by far. But Little Engines toil away from dawn to dusk, Without a fuss or care. Just because we're small doesn't mean we don't stand tall, And we pull our weight like all the others do. You'll be surprised, in spite of their size, Just what little engines can do! Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. Bigger Engines say little engines play all day, And they're not much use to anyone at all. But we're strong enough to deal with those trucks, That's what little engines are for! Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. Thomas, Percy, Bill and Ben, You can rely on them, These little engines are the best! Stepney, Duck, and Oliver, They'll give the trucks what for, You'll be so impressed. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. They're our favourite little engines, They're mighty little engines! They're not such little engines after all! They're not such little engines after all!

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